Neither I nor the landlord are human

"Qin Xiaomao, do you disagree that you are a scumbag?"

"Every day I come back at night, and when I wake up in the morning, the cat is gone. Are you a scumbag?"

Qin Xin: "..."

——The anchor actually has a cat.

——I heard it, it's called Qin Xiaomao.

——Wait, please let the anchor show the cat's face, my mother won't let me keep a cat, but I can raise it in the cloud.

"Come in quickly." Jian Yi greeted, but the cat actually sat by the window, not intending to come in, "Angry?"

Jane Yi approached, rubbed the cat's face, and hugged her.

Qin Xin's paws slapped Jian Yi's face, but Jian Yi didn't mind, being patted by the kitten's paws was a happy thing, she wished that the kitten's paws would always be on her body.

Qin Xin found that Jian Yi's face was soft and very elastic when she patted it, so she patted it several times with her paws.

She felt that the little monster's face was a bit awkward sometimes, so she decided to take the opportunity to slap the opponent's face a few times to get revenge.

"Cute fans, let me show you my scumbag."

Jian Yi hugged the cat and sat on the seat, Qin Xin appeared on the scene unexpectedly.She didn't jump away either, and glanced at the camera indifferently, and that humanized movement immediately caused more barrage in the live broadcast room.

——Ahhh, I'm going to die, this cat is so cold and disdainful!But I like it very much.

——This is the legendary aura of self-importance, right?

——Its eyes are so sassy!

——It gave a cold glance, as if it understood our meaning, I love its dismissive eyes.

——Finally I can understand the feeling that you hurt me thousands of times and I treat you like first love.

——Anchor, is it called Qin Kitten?

Jian Yi: "Yes, this scumbag cat is called Qin Kitten."

——Why is it a scumbag?

——Yes, this cat is cold and beautiful, and I am willing to be scumbed by it a hundred times.

Under Qin Xin's indifferent eyes, Jian Yi began to popularize the fact that she sleeps at home every night and doesn't know where she spends the rest of the time.

"I haven't seen Kitten Qin around during the day, do you think it's scumbag?"

Qin Xin: The more you talk, the more you become addicted. Is this bullying her for not being able to speak?

—Whooooooooooooooooooooooooo, host, if you think the cat is scum, send it over and I'll raise it for you.

——Yes, yes, if you feel that the burden is heavy, I am happy to bear it.

——Anchor, I have taken a fancy to Qin Xiaomao, please send it to me quickly, don't be ignorant of good and evil.If you don't know good from bad, I'll kneel down and beg you.

Jian Yi: "That can't be done, I like to be scumbag by Qin Xiaomao, she scums me every day, and I am willing to be scumbag all my life."

Jian Yi patted the cat's head, then smacked at the cat's face again, which made the fans in the live broadcast room envious of the rapid movement of the barrage.

"I'm still fine with affording a cat."

"You guys, stop dreaming."

"It's impossible to want Kitten Qin."

Hearing this, Qin Xin, who was hugged tightly by Jian Yi and was also being boo-boo-boo, felt a little strange in her heart, and all the previous anger dissipated.

This little monster has a conscience.

Jian Yi put Qin Kitten on the table: "This is your place, I'm going to perform a show of peeling walnuts with bare hands for the fans in the live broadcast room."

Perhaps it was Jian Yi's words that made Qin Xin feel at ease, and she sat aside cooperatively.She glanced at the computer screen. There were not as many people there as there were during the day.

After all, Little Monster is a new anchor on the first day of the broadcast, and there are still a few who can remember to come to see her.

And those who can come over all have a curiosity-seeking mentality and don't have much stickiness.

Qin Xin squatted aside, thinking silently.

She saw the walnuts on the table, and looked at the people waiting in the live broadcast room, and suddenly had an idea.

For the sake of the little monster being nice to her, she just helped him out.

Jian Yi was about to reach for the walnuts on the table, but Qin Xin suddenly stretched out her claws and pushed two walnuts in front of her.

—Wow, wow, is Kitten Qin helping the anchor get walnuts?

——Is this cat a sperm?

——It doesn't matter, as long as Qin Xiaomao is in the live broadcast room for a day, I will be a fan here. I want to be here permanently, and I want to suck cats in the cloud. No one can stop me.

——If Kitty Qin was mine...

——Sister, dreaming is not very good, is it?

Jian Yi was also stunned for a moment, she knew that Qin Xiaomao was very cold.

She was already very satisfied that the other party could cooperate and squatted aside.

Unexpectedly, Qin Xiaomao was willing to help her. She held two walnuts in her hand and touched Qin Xiaomao's head: "Although you are a scumbag, you are also very warm."

Qin Xin: Scumbag and warm, what kind of description is this?

Jane Yi: "Everyone, here comes the walnut peeling with bare hands. Before the broadcast tonight, I will finish peeling a hundred catties of walnuts."

Jane Yi picked up the camera, pointed at the bag of walnuts, and dialed it so that everyone could see clearly at close range.

"These walnuts are all bought by you watching me today."

"Now, I'm going to start peeling. I was clamoring to send me something before, don't forget, as long as you dare to send it, I dare to peel it with bare hands, remember to private message me."

The cat is beautiful, but the people in the live broadcast room still want to see if Jian Yi can peel a hundred catties of walnuts.

Now the camera mainly takes pictures of Jian Yi's hands and Qin's kitten. Jian Yi herself wears half a mask, so it doesn't matter if she shows her face or not.

Besides, those who come to see her are basically curious, and it is probably not very strange what she looks like.

How much she eats and how she peels walnuts is more interesting than what she looks like.

So far, I have hardly seen a barrage asking what Jane Yi looks like, which shows the mentality of this group of people.

The rapid enthusiasm of these spectators was partially due to Qin Xiaomao's credit.

Jian Yi felt that Qin's kitten was a bit of a scumbag, but the cat was not bad, with a bit of conscience, it was a bit of a scumbag and a little warm cat.

Jane Yi: "Actually, peeling walnuts is very simple, much easier than peeling crayfish. At least the walnuts are cleaner, without oil, and you should wash your hands after peeling."

The fans watching in the live broadcast room stared at the mobile phone screen without blinking.Although some expected that it would be easy for Jane to peel the walnuts, they were still surprised when they saw that Jane was holding two walnuts with one hand, pinching them lightly, and hearing the crackling sound.

——How did the host get his hand strength?

— By the way, isn’t it peeling walnuts?Crush walnuts, so it's not peeling walnuts, right?

——I also think that if the walnuts are crushed, is that still called peeling walnuts?That is obviously crushing walnuts with brute force.

——Don’t you think it’s a waste to crush the walnuts?

——That is, I came to watch the anchor peel the walnuts. What does she mean by crushing them with brute force?

Qin Xin's cat's face turned cold, and she was suddenly taken awry in the live broadcast room. She felt that this matter was tricky.It's a pity that she is now in the body of a cat, so she can't do anything but watch the little monster's own reaction.

According to her understanding of this group of netizens, in such a bright moment, under normal circumstances, she would not be so quick to find tricky angles.Instead, he would do all kinds of shit, thinking that the little monster was so strong that he could crush walnuts with his bare hands.

The few very directional bullet screens just now, I am afraid that someone deliberately set the rhythm.

But in an instant, she had an object of suspicion, Haruko whom she met during the day.Except for the other party, she couldn't think of anyone who would come to streamline Iraq at this time.

Qin Xin stared at the barrage, and sure enough, this group of netizens couldn't stand the rhythm, and now they were being led astray. They criticized Jian Yi for wasting food, and they just crushed walnuts violently, which was not worth watching at all.

There are many strong people in this world, and it is not uncommon to crush walnuts with bare hands.

Qin Xin thought about it, and planned to jump off the table, go to her room to find her mobile phone, and help the little monster.

Unexpectedly, Jane Yi said at this time: "Everyone, don't worry, you only heard the sound of walnuts cracking, but didn't see what the walnut in my hand turned into. How could you come to a conclusion so quickly? I'm just wasting money." Where's the food?"

——Anchor, you say, I will listen to your sophistry.

——For Qin Xiaomao's sake, let me listen to your sophistry.

——Is it possible that you still have to pick out the broken walnuts, put them on the plate, and tell us that we will eat them?It's not in front of the camera, who knows what you will do with these walnuts after the live broadcast is over?As far as I know, some eating and broadcasting, all eat while vomiting.

——That is, there are also anchors who bring food, say it is delicious in front of the camera, complain about it behind their backs, and then turn around and throw the food from the merchant into the trash can.

——Anyway, I don’t trust these anchors very much.

Nie Qing was leaning on the sofa, holding her mobile phone in her hand, watching Jian Yi's live broadcast room become a mess, and the tone in her heart finally came out.

Today, because of Jane Yi, she almost rolled over.

Fortunately, her fans are very sticky, and they are more willing to believe her, thinking that what happened before was a mistake in the housing management.

Jane Yi spoke at this moment: "Look at the walnut in my hand, is it really broken?"

Qin Xin heard the words and looked over.

I saw Jian Yi's white little hand slowly opening, accompanied by small pieces of walnut shells falling down, finally revealing two complete walnut flesh, just take off the thin skin inside the walnut flesh , that is a complete walnut meat.

"It's said to be peeling walnuts, so it must be peeling walnuts." Jane Yi took off the thin layer of skin, held two whole walnuts in her hand, and handed them to the camera, "Do you see clearly?"

——Holy shit, anchor 666.

——I admit my mistake, I wrongly blamed the host.

——The anchor can take out all the crayfish meat during the day, and he must have experience in peeling walnuts.

——It is said that the host is wasting, I feel that someone is setting the rhythm.

——Isn’t it because someone saw that the anchor was about to become popular, on purpose?

—Maybe.

——Anchor, keep going, peeling walnuts can make me, an obsessive-compulsive disorder, very comfortable.

Jane Yi put two walnuts into her mouth: "As for waste, it doesn't exist. I peel and eat."

Qin Xin breathed a sigh of relief, this little monster still has some skills.In the face of absolute ability, those conspiracies are almost useless.

Qin Xin was in a very good mood, squatting aside, seeing that Jian Yi had almost eaten, stretched out her paw and pushed four walnuts over.

She thought that the little monster could pinch two with one hand, but it would definitely be able to pinch four with two hands, so it would be faster.

——Wow, I like Qin Xiaomao, who is so considerate and considerate, so warm, how could he be a scumbag?

——If such a cat pushes walnuts for me, I will also peel them with bare hands.

Jian Yi squeezed four walnuts with both hands, and the people watching the live broadcast room only heard the sound of cracking walnut shells, and no one questioned it anymore.

Qin Xin felt that Jian Yi was more than capable. After the other party ate four walnuts, she stretched out her claws and pushed eight walnuts over.

Jane Yi: "..."

She just said, this is a scumbag.

Qin Xin squatted there, her eyes signaled Jian Yi to peel off quickly, otherwise she would not be able to finish peeling before twelve o'clock.

Jian Yi accepted her fate, grabbed four walnuts in one hand, and whispered, "Kitten Qin, I can only hold four in one hand, and I can't hold any more."

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-06-1923:02:11~2021-06-2022:46:41期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: greedy cat, think about staying away from Hanhan;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution:! 10 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!