simba and sean

Monkey sent Xue Wei a five-dollar red envelope plus fifty copy-and-paste thank you boss, and then cheated Green Snake with three stars in a certain Glory, making Green Snake successfully change from a gold-ranked scammer professional to a silver-ranked cheated professional .

From then on, the grievances are cleared, and he can continue to have sex, until half an hour later his mother found a girl's underwear in the bathroom, pink and lace.

Monkey "...Mom, you listen to my explanation"

It is true to tell a lie that you have to use countless lies to cover it up.

The monkey mother became more and more suspicious. She looked at the bra and then at the blood stain on the bed. She looked up at the monkey with shame and hatred, "You..."

The monkey must have been genuinely moved when he saw this expression.On a whim, he raised his hand to brush the hair of nothingness on his forehead, walked in front of the monkey mother with a charming look, and pinched the underwear with Lanhua fingers.

Lady "..."? ! !

I saw the monkey coquettishly said, "I hate it, this is someone else's thing, why did you dig it out, I hate it!" After speaking, he put it on himself.

The noble lady's eyes, which were painted with Kazilan, stared like light bulbs. She just watched the monkey's dark body put on light pink B-cup girlish underwear. She tremblingly painted her lips with Estee Lauder and pointed at the monkey "you" before she finished speaking. fainted.

After Xu Jiangshan's video instruction, the monkey finally woke up among the people who pinched his mother half a point, and the monkey also confessed the truth to his mother.

The monkey mother breathed a sigh of relief instead, "Tell me about your child, it turns out that's the case, isn't it just your aunt's blood, what's the matter, and I think the girl who can fall in love with you must really have good eyesight."

Monkey was overjoyed, it was the first time he had heard his mother praise himself, "Isn't it? It's hard to find a man as smart as your son now!"

The monkey mother went on to say, "After all, you are so ugly. The reason why she can fall in love with you is either because she can see that you are rich, or because she can see that your diploma was taken by herself. Whichever she sees proves that she is not simple."

The monkey "... oh" Is this a compliment to me?

Xu Jiangshan received a gift from the rich mother of the monkey, a gold watch. Xu Jiangshan glanced at the link. In the product introduction, it said that the entire watch was made of gold, and it was an automatic mechanical watch.

Xu Jiangshan resolutely rejected Houzi's mother on the grounds that he felt that he did not match the watch's temperament.

Monkey mother insisted on buying this watch for him.

After Xu Jiangshan communicated with Houzi, he knew that Houzi's mother felt that he and the temperament of that watch were a good match, which was a mix and match.

Monkey gloated and received a warning from Xue Wei, for which he contributed a photo of himself when he was in elementary school to Xu Jiangshan.

In the photo, the monkey has two braids of sheep’s horns on his head, and the flesh on his face is stretched tightly, as if the hairline is pulling his face and eyelids up a few centimeters, he looks like a Peking opera singer Like hanging eyes, all of this is of course the monkey mother's aesthetics.

Xu Jiangshan felt the despair of the monkey at that time through the screen, and he sympathetically said a few good words to Xue Wei for the monkey, which saved the monkey from being criticized at the beginning of school.

Grandpa was watching Peking Opera downstairs, Xu Jiangshan looked at the time and it was past ten o'clock.

Sean: I'm going downstairs to accompany my grandpa. See you tomorrow.

Simba: See you tomorrow.

Xu Jiangshan went downstairs and saw that the lights in the living room were not turned on, the TV was on, and Mr. Xu was sitting on the sofa and taking a nap.

Xu Jiangshan turned on the light to prevent waking up Li Xing who was sleeping upstairs, so the sound of walking was also deliberately reduced a lot.

Xu Jiangshan walked over and sat down beside Mr. Xu.

"Grandpa, sleep when you're sleepy and don't look at it"

Mr. Xu waved his hand in a daze, "Jiangshan is here, look, outside Qingshan, your grandma's favorite play"

Xu Jiangshan looked at Mr. Xu's hands covered with veins, and suddenly felt a little sad in his heart.

"Oh, in my life, everything is fine! I just gave birth to a bastard! Oh! Just thinking about it makes me angry!"

Seeing the angry look on Mr. Xu's face, Xu Jiangshan knew that he was going to talk again, so he quickly patted Mr. Xu on the back, "Grandpa, don't be angry, it's time to sleep."

Mr. Xu sighed, and looked at him guiltily, "I have pity on our country, how many times have I told him, don't marry that stinky woman! In the end, I just didn't listen or I didn't listen! In the end, I told him Your grandma ran away with her decades of savings! This marriage, why didn’t you obey your parents?! In the end, look, how irresponsible it is to leave a child of your age behind. Kill me!"

Xu Jiangshan poured a cup of tea for Mr. Xu, "Drink tea, don't be angry, look, I am fine now, why should I be angry, tomorrow is my birthday, if you are always angry, who else can celebrate my birthday ?”

Mr. Xu took a sip of his tea and nodded, "It can be considered that the boy has accumulated virtue and gave me such a sensible grandson. If he dares to disturb us, I will fight him hard!"

Xu Jiangshan comforted him and said, "Don't worry about grandpa, no, he won't come, he has a new family now, why would he come to me again?"

Mr. Xu put down his teacup, "Oh, fate, it's all fate, let nature take its course, Jiangshan"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "Grandpa, you are right."

Mr. Xu, "Do you have any goals when you go back to school after vacation?"

Xu Jiangshan thought for a while, "My goal now is the school's scholarship."

Mr. Xu laughed a few times, "Okay! This is the goal you should have! Be ambitious!"

Xu Jiangshan also smiled, "Grandpa, can you tell me what it means to like it?" He really wanted to know what made a beautiful and optimistic girl like grandma marry grandpa who had nothing.

Mr. Xu blinked his eyes and took a sip of tea water, "Like a person drinks water, he knows whether it's warm or not. Okay, let's go to sleep."

Xu Jiangshan watched Mr. Xu slowly return to the house, and then he said "Good night! Grandpa!"

Mr. Xu waved his hand into the bedroom and closed the door.

Like a person who knows how warm and cold the drinking water is, sure enough, grandpa read some strange newspaper these two days and suddenly had a sense of life.

On the TV, a character named Old Man Tianji sang "Qingshan~~For my life~Sorrow and joy are empty~~"

only the guy drinking water knows it's cold or hot.

Xu Jiangshan wrote this sentence in the memo, and he thought it might be useful to take a look someday when he needed it.

He put on earplugs, locked the door, put on the blindfold and got into bed, and fell asleep slowly after one breath.

But the silence didn't last long, he only heard "dang bang bang bang bang bang" in his ears, these sounds pierced through the earplugs and entered his ears and reverberated in his head, Xu Jiangshan took off the blindfold in the dark, rarely Got a little irritable.

Who will text him so late? !Be sick!

It turned out to be Liu Ping'an.

"Open the door quickly, Zhang Yitian and I are going to freeze to death"

Xu Jiangshan "... isn't it funny??"

Before he had time to say anything, he heard the sound of knocking on the window. Xu Jiangshan thought about it, it should be an auditory hallucination, this is the second floor...

Xu Jiangshan was still looking for excuses. He heard a loud sound of knocking glass on the desk!

Xu Jiangshan sat up and stared blankly at the distorted face stuck to the window, "Hold the grass..."

Xu Jiangshan forgot one thing, normal buildings have plastic-steel windows, but because Mr. Xu is used to living in the ground floor, his family still uses the old-fashioned push-pull windows, which open outwards.

Xu Jiangshan frantically unlocked the window and opened the window violently.

With a "plop", Liu Ping'an fell silent on the ground.

Zhang Tiantian quickly dodged to the side, for fear that Liu Pingan would hit him.

Xu Jiangshan "...how did he climb up?"

Zhang Yitian breathed out and warmed his hands, "That's how he crawled!"

Xu Jiangshan: "...you guys keep your voice down, my grandpa is asleep! There is a folding ladder in my room for you to put down, so keep your voice down"

Liu Pingan tremblingly erected his arms and made a slow gesture of OK.

Xu Jiangshan "..." In short, let's talk about it first.