simba and sean

But he forgot that this ladder was used by him when he was a child, and some of the light yellow paint has peeled off, exposing the rusted iron frame inside, and it is no longer the ladder that looks big and is spacious to use , its current length has not changed, it is still the distance from the first floor to the second floor, only the width...

Xu Jiangshan hugged it to the window, opened the window with one hand, and a gust of winter wind with lingering snow blew in. Xu Jiangshan shuddered and quickly put the ladder down. Zhang Yitian watched Walking up this ladder narrower than his shoulders "..."

Zhang Yitian looked up at Xu Jiangshan, no need to ask, if there was a ladder bigger than this, Xu Jiangshan would not let it down, Zhang Yitian gritted his teeth, it seemed that this thing might break halfway!After hesitating again and again, he pulled Liu Pingan to stand up.

"Hurry up, climb up"

Liu Pingan looked at this unreliable ladder in a daze, turned his head with the remaining sanity, and was pushed up by Zhang Yitian just as he opened his mouth.

Liu Pingan sighed, just go up, if it's a big deal, he will fall to his death, and he will be a good man again after falling to his death!

Liu Pingan nervously climbed up the ladder step by step tremblingly, halfway up the ladder, finally he was completely sober by the wind.

He looked up and down and said, "I fucking feel like a little dragon girl now, I can sleep on a thread!!"

Xu Jiangshan was afraid that Mr. Xu would hear it, so he quickly waved his hands at them and made a silent movement "!"

Liu Pingan sighed, and continued to climb resignedly.

Zhang Yitian folded his arms to see that Liu Pingan was fine, and followed him. Hearing Liu Pingan's words, he complained, "You are still a little dragon girl, you can't even compare to a little dragon, and you are a caveman when you die."

Liu Pingan quickly climbed up, and panting heavily, he turned around and asked Zhang Yitian in doubt, "What are cavemen? Are they human?"

Zhang Yitian: "Savage, did your math teacher teach you history as a negative number?!"

Liu Pingan: "Hey!! Are you burying me?! You little bastard who can't even climb a ladder, how dare you call me??"

Zhang Yitian: "Why are you talking so much nonsense! Can you climb or not! I'm freezing to death!"

Just as Liu Pingan was about to say something, he saw Zhang Yitian staring at his ass sharply.

"...Hey! What are you looking at?! I don't feel safe when you're like this!!!" I will panic! !

Zhang Yitian sneered, clasped his hands together, and slowly raised his middle fingers, facing Liu Pingan's chrysanthemum.

Liu Pingan stared at the boss, and growled at Zhang Yitian, "What the hell are you doing?!"

Zhang Yitian acted as if he had never heard of it, but Liu Pingan only felt that there was a dog behind him chasing "Ceng Ceng Ceng" and hurriedly kicked his legs to climb up.

After Zhang Yitian encouraged Liu Pingan to finally climb up, Xu Jiangshan quickly supported him, and the two of them watched Zhang Yitian climb up in the room.

Zhang Yitian also speeded up and climbed up.

A lot of snow drifted in, Xu Jiangshan watched the two of them come up and quickly closed the windows, then drew the curtains and turned on the lights.

After Xu Jiangshan had done all this, he asked the two uninvited guests who were looking around in a low voice, "Why are you two here so late?"

Liu Pingan sat on his chair, took off his clothes and smiled, "We are here to celebrate your birthday."

Zhang Yitian took the potato chips on Xu Jiangshan's table and ate them, nodded and echoed Liu Pingan, "Yes, he is right."

Xu Jiangshan "...you two come to celebrate my birthday at one o'clock in the morning?"

Liu Pingan "I miss you"

Zhang Yitian "I miss you"

Xu Jiangshan "heh"

Liu Pingan "..." Why do you say this? !Didn't you say that your ticket is sold out? !

Zhang Yitian "..." I thought you would say that!

Xu Jiangshan "Say it, if you don't say it, jump out of the window for me"

Liu Pingan swallowed, "Actually, we both missed the train because we were playing games...Erhua didn't fucking set an alarm clock. I woke up after I finished playing and checked the time. It was already midnight!"

Zhang Tiantian chewed potato chips, pointed at Liu Pingan, and said a lot like a big shoe toe. Liu Pingan and Xu Jiangshan didn't understand, anyway, judging from his expression, he accused Liu Pingan of being at fault.

Xu Jiangshan waved his hands and yawned, "So, where do you two sleep? I have no place for you two to sleep here"

Liu Pingan was afraid of soiling the carpet, took off his shoes, held them in his hands, and was about to step on the carpet and walk to the door to put the shoes in the shoe cabinet.

As soon as he made the move, Xu Jiangshan wanted to remind him, but he still didn't make it.

Liu Pingan passed by the desk, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Xu Jiangshan covered his mouth and growled, "My grandpa is sleeping soundly at this time!"

Liu Pingan said in despair, "Woooooo!!" You should let go first! !I burn my feet! !Where the hell is the temperature? !Is this carpet electric heated? !Is this temperature going to catch fire? !

Zhang Yitian eats potato chips "crack bang bang bang bang"

Xu Jiangshan tightly covered Liu Pingan's mouth, Liu Pingan's strong desire to survive made him try to speed up towards the chair, he couldn't stop here anymore!Stop for a while and eat cooked foot skin!

Zhang Yitian eats potato chips "kabunkabunkabun"

Xu Jiangshan tightly covered Liu Pingan's mouth. Liu Pingan's strong desire to survive made him try to walk towards the chair.

Zhang Yitian eats potato chips "kabunkabunkabun"

Xu Jiangshan was right behind Liu Pingan, and when Liu Pingan walked towards the chair, he happened to pass by the place that Liu Pingan enjoyed just now.

"Ahhh!!! Liu Ping'an!!!"

Liu Pingan heard the voice and looked back, and saw Xu Jiangshan frowning with a painful expression that seemed familiar. Do you think he will come back to save Xu Jiangshan?

He quickly moved towards the chair on his own, he didn't want to experience that kind of pain again!

Xu Jiangshan grabbed Liu Ping'an by the collar angrily, "Come back!!" If it weren't for you, I would be burned? ! !

Liu Pingan lost his balance and leaned back. Xu Jiangshan moved his feet away, and Liu Pingan's back was lying on the hottest spot.

"Aww! Zhang Erhua!! Help me! I'm getting ready!!!"

Zhang Yitian stopped eating the ball, "...Are you cooked? Is it delicious?" He hadn't eaten all afternoon, and he had done some physical work just now, and now he saw that all the edible things were life-saving straws. Control Liu Ping'an when you have time.

Xu Jiangshan snorted coldly, and then walked towards the bed. Liu Pingan wailed, "I'm so unconscionable——" and pulled Zhang Yitian's trouser legs with all his strength.

Zhang Tiantian ate a mouthful of potato chips, felt the scenery around him change, and lay under Liu Pingan's body in the blink of an eye.

Zhang Yitian "chachakachakacachaka" still had some potato chips left uneaten.

Liu Pingan "? Why isn't he ironed? Because his clothes are thick?"

Zhang Yitian: "What's hot?...Ahhh!! Grass grip!! What place is this!! Damn it! Liu Ping'an, get me up quickly!! Grass grip grass! It's almost ripe!!"

Liu Pingan looked at the flustered Zhang Yitian and showed a triumphant smile, hahaha, the heat insulation of the down jacket is only for a while.

Xu Jiangshan lay on the bed and put on a blindfold. Damn, two mentally retarded people.

Zhang Yitian grabbed Liu Ping'an's back with both hands and turned over, pinning Liu Ping'an under him.

Liu Pingan wailed and quickly grabbed Zhang Tiantian's back, and the two of them changed positions again with force.

Zhang Yitian burst into tears, "Fuck, do you dare to let me go out?! If I go out, you don't have to be burned here?!"

Liu Ping shook his head violently, "You knew how to eat just now! Didn't you hear me calling?! You deserve it! You are the one who is hot!!"

Zhang Tiantian looked at him with a mentally retarded expression on his face, unable to bear the high temperature of his back, he struggled and changed places with Liu Pingan again.

Xu Jiangshan "..." Oh, I want to sleep.

The two turned over panting for a long time until they heard Xu Jiangshan's even breathing.

Liu Pingan was lying on the edge of the bed out of breath, staring at Xu Jiangshan's sleeping soundly face kindly and kindly.

Zhang Tiantian wiped the sweat off his brow and walked to Xu Jiangshan's side, supported his waist calmly and tiredly, and stared at Xu Jiangshan's sleeping face.

Zhang Yitian asked Liu Pingan in a low voice, "Are you sleepy?"

Liu Pingan rubbed his eyes and whispered back to Zhang Yitian, "I'm so sleepy."

Liu Pingan gently helped Xu Jiangshan tuck the corners of the quilt, and Zhang Tiantian gently covered Xu Jiangshan with the quilt, what do you think?

No, the reality is that the two of them looked at each other, then scrambled to tear away half of Xu Jiangshan's quilt, and then secretly moved Xu Jiangshan's pillow.

Xu Jiangshan's sleepy soul was about to leave his body, so even if he was woken up, he didn't bother to open his eyes. The place was too small. Liu Pingan rode his left leg on Zhang Yitian's waist, and Zhang Yitian's arm lay across Xu Jiangshan's body , Xu Jiangshan only felt that his brain was buzzing, and his whole body fell into the pansi hole.

All this caused Xu Jiangshan to have a stiff neck when he got up in the morning. His head was bent to the left, and he felt sore and numb when he moved lightly.Of course he knows how to do bone setting since he studied Chinese medicine, but he has only learned it for a few months. His teacher said that anyone who has not practiced the technique should not easily do bone setting for himself or others that affects the nerves and cervical spine. Big move.

Xu Jiangshan chose to use the most scientific method to break back when he was not paying attention.

Xu Jiangshan has always been very concerned about his neck for this opportunity, but anyway, he doesn't know when he can not pay attention.

morning

The two idiots in the room showed false and ugly faces to Mr. Xu. Mr. Xu firmly believed that these two people were Xu Jiangshan's good Chinese roommates, and they prepared birthday supplies for Xu Jiangshan at Xu's house.

Xu Jiangshan didn't bother to care about these, he cared more about whether he could still go to high school reunions than these.

Does he attract attention everywhere he goes out like this? !

Xu Jiangshan thought about it and decided to cover it with a scarf.