simba and sean

Fortunately, he closed the door, Xu Jiangshan hurried to the bed, did some errands, put the box in front of him and looked at it for a while.

Men, women, start a family, not happy, why do you have to have a baby?Do you have to have a baby if you have a family?

He doesn't understand, if a child is born, shouldn't he be responsible for him?

The number of times I saw my father when I was a child can be counted on one's fingers. As for my mother...he has lived with him for two years, living like a nightmare.

Xu Jiangshan thought for a while and finally picked up one of the letters and read it carefully.Maybe he was expecting the other party to say sorry to himself.

But the facts are obviously not as smooth as Xu Jiangshan thought. In the letter, he repeatedly emphasized how much Xu Youcheng envied other people's families with children since he got married. Twisted, soft or hard.

After reading one, Xu Jiangshan picked up the other, and just like that, one after another, the room changed from bright to dim, from dim to dark, and at the moment when it was completely dark, he finished reading the last one. Letters, each of these letters has hundreds of words, but each of them does not contain the three words "I'm sorry".

After reading the last letter, Xu Jiangshan put it back in its original place completely, and then found a red candle many years ago in the desk. He lit the candle and sealed the letter again. He made every one of them. Be careful and careful, even more careful than doing homework in Chinese medicine.

Xu Jiangshan is not afraid of being seen by others as having read these letters.

The flame of the candle flickered in the dark, but Xu Jiangshan was clearly aware of what he needed in the dark, and probably he would never lose hope in the future.

After finishing all this, he pretended to be nonchalant and went downstairs with the box, and happened to run into Aunt Li who was busy preparing dinner in front of the stairs.

"Aunt Li, this letter is useless, burn it"

Aunt Li was going to the kitchen, she was stunned when she heard this, and said to Xu Jiangshan in surprise, "Oh? Jiangshan, have you seen it?"

Xu Jiangshan smiled at her, "No, I really like the peaceful life now, so I didn't watch it, let's burn it."

Aunt Li looked at him for a while, from surprise to relief, then wiped her hands on the apron and took it with a smile.

"Why are we in Jiangshan so sensible?"

Xu Jiangshan watched her take it and put it in the firewood. All the letter paper turned into soot, pushed it into the stove door of the room on the second floor and disappeared.

Mr. Xu just came out of the room.

"Tomorrow is Jiangshan's birthday, buy a strawberry cake, Xingzi"

Aunt Li responded, and replied with a smile, "You have to remind me every time. Really, why can I forget? Don't worry, this child Jiangshan's birthday is as handsome as anyone else's! October [-]st , It’s not so auspicious to have the same birthday as our motherland! Don’t worry! I’ll order a big strawberry cake tomorrow!”

Xu Jiangshan smiled wryly, "Don't use strawberries? I'm already this old... I'll have some longevity noodles."

Mr. Xu hurriedly said to Xu Jiangshan, "Hey, you child, I have to take good care of you when I come back after a long time. If you look thin, you can crush it! The grandson of the old Zhangtou said that he is very strong!" Look at you again! You are as skinny as that child during the Anti-Japanese War! You are a skinny monkey!"

Xu Jiangshan "... I don't seem to be that thin, Grandpa, can you stop burying me?"

Mr. Xu walked to the dining table and sat down, "Hurry up, come down to eat meat, and the cake is settled. Do you have any new friends? If they are close enough, let them come and join in the fun. Our father and I will also eat apricots." endless"

Xu Jiangshan thought about it, Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian are going home tomorrow, there is only one "...there is one"

After dinner, Xu Jiangshan suddenly remembered that he was going to a class reunion. After reporting to Mr. Xu, he decided to go to the class reunion tomorrow morning and celebrate his birthday in the afternoon.

Xu Jiangshan went back to the house after eating, nestled in the corner of his crib and played with his mobile phone.

After looking at Xindong, I found that there are many messages.

Simba: Are you home yet?Saw the quick reply.

Simba: Why don't you talk? ?

Simba: Are you home yet?

Simba: It's snowing, isn't your house cold?Be careful not to step on the side of the desk, it will burn your feet.

Simba: What about people?Went to eat?

Xu Jiangshan "..." Why does it sound like he has been at home?

He always felt that he knew Xue Wei, but every time he asked Xue Wei, Xue Wei's answer was vague. Tomorrow is the high school reunion in high school, and the truth will be revealed by then, right?

Sean: Come to my house tomorrow afternoon?

The other party's reply came within ten seconds after he sent the message.

Simba: Are you home?

Sean: Well, you're already home. Come to my house tomorrow?

Simba: Well, I'll see you tomorrow after my class reunion.

Xu Jiangshan "..." Is he also attending the class reunion tomorrow?Such a coincidence?

Sean: Are you a classmate of w high school?

Simba: Auntie the dormitory manager came up to check the dormitory, so I got off first.

Xue Wei looked at the phone in his hand and smiled.

Don't worry, let Xu Jiangshan know how good he was before tomorrow.

Xu Jiangshan was stunned. Isn't this perfunctory too obvious? ?

Forget it, I already knew he would do this.

When Xu Jiangshan was bored, he flipped through his phone and didn't know what to click on, and a... memo with a form popped up?

August 20011, 8

Be sure to remember to ask Xue Wei how he knew about my duodenal ulcer.

Xu Jiangshan "..." I wrote this?

When did Xue Wei know that he had a duodenal ulcer? ?

Why doesn't he remember at all? !

Just as Xu Jiangshan was thinking, another message popped in with the prompt sound in his heartbeat. It turned out to be Xue Wei again, but it was not a message, but a video. Behind the cover play button was a blurry figure, which seemed to be ……monkey? ?Looking at the white sheets and bedside table under him, it should be in a hotel room.

Simba: You can take a look, it's a joke.

After the video was opened, the monkey's already thin face was now full of sorrow, and looked even more shabby. Could it be because he was slaughtered too hard last time?

[Video buffering complete]

The monkey finally started to move. He knelt on a big bed, the kind of big bed room in a hotel. The features were obvious at a glance. The big white sheet on it was still the clean and empty floor behind him.

"Cauldron, help!! My mother is coming soon! I didn't find out until after the black tree left! Boss, take a look!!! You are a professional toner, please find a way for me!! On the bed sheet This thing is just Heishi's aunt's blood! But if my mother saw this, wouldn't she think that I raped some good girl? Boss!! Hurry up! I only have a set of oil paint in my luggage! Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda !!"

Xu Jiangshan looked at the stain that made the monkey grovel, it was the size of a palm, it was bright red, it looked... It was really misleading, it was a very worrying thing, but he really wanted to laugh .

Sean: So what?Have you figured out a way for him?

Simba: No, there is no possibility of making bright red, and he said that he will try to make it invisible to everyone, including the hotel aunt who changes the sheets, so as to prevent losing money, at least one hundred and fifty.

Sean: ... I thought of one, which can fool his mother, but it is certain to lose money.

Simba:?You say, I will tell him.

……

Monkey hesitated for a moment when he saw Xue Wei's words, and the moment the doorbell rang, he smashed the pot and smashed it, what the hell!There is no other way! !

He opened the door and said to the middle-aged lady in front of him, "Mom, good evening~ Why are you free to pick me up?"

The lady snorted coldly and squeezed him away and walked into the room on her own, "I heard the green snake say that you have a girlfriend? Let me tell you, it's best not to sleep with other people's girls easily these days. Accidentally made a Child, can you..."

Monkey "Mom!...you listen to me explain"

The lady pointed to the pool of blood on the bed and looked back at the monkey in disbelief, "Please tell me clearly!"

The monkey gritted his teeth, "I got hemorrhoids!!!"

Lady "..."

The monkey clutched its butt, "Hey... ouch... ouch, hello"

Lady, "When did you get hemorrhoids? And..." She looked at the amount of blood on the bed, then turned to the monkey and said, "I can still believe you when you say you vomit blood."

Monkey remembered Xue Wei's words again, rolled his eyes, and coughed twice, "Mom, I'm actually ## (whispered)"

The lady leaned her ear to his side, "Ah?? What are you talking about?"

The monkey tweaked, "I'm actually ## (whispered)~"

The lady waved her hand impatiently, "Hurry up and say something, don't act like a bitch!"

The monkey yelled, "I said I have an anal fissure!! Ge Ang anal! Leye has a fissure! Anal fissure!"

Lady "..."

The specific reason for the monkey is that a classmate in their dormitory planted a trap where he often sat, such as placing a small lamp base on the sofa, and replacing the stool with a large bucket of water dispenser.

In short, he was fucked. Although his mother still has doubts about it, she can't take off his pants to see his ass. This is finally over.