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Hei Shu doesn't have any friends, so why can she call Liu Yaoyao by name?

Because Liu Yaoyao is the real female school belle of S University, and she is also the flower of the foreign language department of S University. In this girl with small four eyes and endocrine disorders who passed the college entrance examination, Liu Yaoyao has been carefully maintained, hydrated, whitened and shrunk. The face with white pores is so tender that it stands out from the crowd.

Liu Yaoyao: "Is Xue Wei gay?"

Hei Shu: "...I don't know, I can't talk nonsense, I just think the two of them are very close... What does it have to do with you?"

Liu Yaoyao: "I like Xue Wei, why doesn't it matter?"

Hei Shu: "You also like Xue Wei?"

Liu Yaoyao: "What is...?"

Black tree "..."

After careful research under the tree, the two girls formulated a plan to straighten Xue Wei, and they were going to execute it immediately.

Xue Wei and Xu Jiangshan were walking, and suddenly 100 yuan floated from the south.

The original plan was like this, since Xue Wei wanted to be interested in women, of course he had to use a woman's trump card, such as Liu Yao's small face and reserved expression, the gentleness of the breeze, and... inadvertently revealing career line~

But before Liu Yaoyao got in and bent over to pick it up to reveal her career line, Xu Jiangshan stared at the red Grandpa Mao on the ground with bright eyes and bent down to pick it up very quickly.

two people behind the tree

Liu Yaoyao "..."

Black tree "..."

Liu Yaoyao: "...don't worry, I think he will ask whose money it is. Then I will pretend to be nonchalant and introduce myself. I believe Xue Wei will be addicted to my lively and cheerful personality."

Hei Shu nodded, "Sounds reasonable"

Xu Jiangshan looked at the 100 yuan, then shook it in the sun, said in a quite sure tone, "Well, it's real money, I'm lucky today" and put it in his pocket.

Liu Yaoyao "..."

Black tree "..."

Liu Yaoyao bit the bark and gritted her teeth and said, "I want to introduce myself!!!"

Hei Shu hugged her, "Don't be impulsive, if you go out like this, people won't even look at you, maybe turn around and run away!"

Hei Shu said calmly, "Don't worry, Xue Wei will definitely stop him from such a tasteless practice."

Xue Wei smiled dotingly and looked at Xu Jiangshan, "Well, pick it up." The big deal is that if someone comes to ask him to pay and return it, it's rare for Xu Jiangshan to be happy.

Liu Yaoyao "..."

Hei Shu "...the gap is too big... He never smiles normally..."

Liu Yaoyao "...my 100 yuan"

Hei Shu "Aren't you a rich lady, it's only 100 yuan"

Liu Yaoyao: "I'm a lady from a rich family who is diligent and thrifty, can't I... this method won't work"

Black Tree "Then change it"

Hero Save the Beauty

After the evening self-study.

Liu Yaoyao ran over from a distance and quickly sat on the spot in front of Xue Wei and Xu Jiangshan, and then shouted to Hei Shu who was following behind and wearing a black hood, "You are so brave to rob!! You just Aren't you afraid of being seen?!"

Hei Shu was wearing a black cloth bag and couldn't breathe due to lack of oxygen. Hey, he forgot to cut holes in the bag! !I can't see anything! !

Panting hard, she held the knife in one hand and touched forward with the other. She felt that she might be a little far away from Liu Yaoyao. She took a step forward and said to Liu Yaoyao, "You are the one I robbed! Didn't see the knife in my hand Hurry up! "

Liu Yaoyao was taken aback by Hei Shu's sudden step forward, and quickly moved back, almost poked in the mouth with lingering fear! !

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei pulled Xu Jiangshan to the right.

Liu Yaoyao didn't care about it, got up and sat down on the way they were going to go, "Oh, why is my life so hard?! No one came to help me!!!"

Hei Shu who couldn't see anything but stayed in place "..." Why does it feel like the sound has become a little far away?

Liu Yaoyao looked up at Hei Shu behind him, and then quickly pulled Hei Shu's trouser legs.

Hei Shu hurriedly moved towards her, but because he moved a bit too far, he stepped on the curb next to the flower bed with a "click" and made a weak sound from Hei Shu's left ankle, Hei Shu "..." It hurts ah! ! !

She stood up tremblingly, holding the cloth bag and pointing forward, "Hurry up and pay! No matter how loud you shout, no one will come to rescue you!"

Xue Wei "..." Is that idiot-like woman a woman?on purpose?

Xu Jiangshan "..." It seems that he won't be able to go back to the dormitory today if he doesn't say anything.

Xu Jiangshan bent down kindly and said to Liu Yaoyao, "Girl, why don't you try to walk quietly to the left, bypass this person and go back to the dormitory?"

Liu Yaoyao trembled and said to Xu Jiangshan, "Huh? This classmate is really kind, but will she notice if I walk to the left?!! (Super loud)"

Xu Jiangshan "...if you can keep your voice down, I guess he won't be able to hear you"

Xue Wei pulled Xu Jiangshan impatiently and turned around to leave.

Liu Yaoyao stretched out her hand, "Oh?! Don't go!! Don't go!! Why are you two so heartless?! Hey!"

Xue Wei bowed his head and said to Xu Jiangshan, "Don't bother with this kind of mental retardation in the future."

Xu Jiangshan: "...Oh, actually, I think the robber doesn't need to wear the cloth bag. It looks like a girl at first glance, and she can't see anything. She can't see how much money they gave her. Why is she robbing?"

Xue Wei "All said he was mentally retarded"

Liu Yaoyao behind stood up and flapped her clothes a few times, complaining to Hei Shu, "You can't be more reliable when you say you! What a rag bag! Do you think you are blind?!"

Hei Shu tugged at the cloth bag, "I didn't think of that, I was a little nervous, besides, your idea doesn't work, you didn't see the way the people passing by looked at us just now, just like looking at sb"

Liu Yaoyao pinched her waist and sighed, "The key is why Xue Wei is so cold? It's too difficult, no, I have to change another method!"

Black tree "..."

The seduction meter of normal intercourse between men and women

One refreshing morning, Xue Nanshen got up at six o'clock on time and felt that the world was so beautiful. As soon as he opened the door, he heard a woman coming from the TV in the living room, "Mm~~Ya Lidie~~Mm~~ah~~"

Xue Wei "..."

who is it? ! !

It was Monkey who was bought by Heishu. He intentionally released this on the boy’s high-spirited morning. Monkey heard Heishu said that he only needs to release this film for Xue Wei to see. Heishu will give him 100 yuan just for this. When the monkey heard it, it was so simple and it cost 100 yuan for nothing!Of course he agreed.

Xue Wei stood there watching the big wave of beauties on TV screaming hard, his face was dark and frightening, and the monkey happened to come out of the bathroom.

"...boss...how is it?"

Xue Wei, "Don't you know that only the bedroom is soundproof in the dormitory, the living room and the door are not soundproof?"

The monkey was surprised, "Ah?! No way?!"

Xue Wei sneered, "Go out and listen at the door"

Green Snake came out from the door, put on shorts, stood at the door, yawned, and opened his eyes to see the TV.

"..."

Then I was about to go back to the house to sleep, and I muttered, "It's disgusting to have this kind of dream again~ It's time to find a girlfriend~"

Xue Wei "..."

As soon as Monkey opened the door, he saw several men in other dormitories standing at the door wearing big underpants, and they looked at each other amidst the clear and seductive voice of the Japanese woman on TV.

"Hmm~ Fuck daddy!! Ah~~~"

Everyone "..."

monkey"……"

"Click"

Monkey closed the door and went to the TV and turned around and asked Xue Wei, "Boss, have you finished watching?"

Xue Wei "..."

The green snake looked at Xue Wei in surprise, "..." His mouth could hold an egg.

Xue Wei "...you should think about today's design assignment carefully"

Monkey "...Boss!!! I was wronged!! Someone asked me to let it go!!!"