simba and sean
Chapter 45 The Stainless Steel Head You Deserve
Xue Wei started to wash up, not wanting to know at all.
The monkey burst into tears.
It's over, the homework at night will definitely not pass.
The teacher of their oil painting class is a middle-aged woman named Chao Wanjun. Everyone calls her Chao Yanluo. Chao Yanluo is at a major hurdle in her menopausal life. It can be said that she is very irritable both physically and mentally. Handing in and explaining can be regarded as the beginning of constipation for all students.
There are three grades for her evaluation. She will put your painting on the projection first. If she thinks it is okay, then she will say two sentences, um, the degree of passing~ There is nothing to say, it is not novel at all, these two sentences It's like a passport in the ancient imperial city, similar to the modern resurrection point, with these two sentences, your day will be unimpeded, this is the first ordinary level.
However, if your painting doesn't catch her eyes, or your painting skills can't pass the height required by her, then you are finished. At this time, the purpose of her putting your painting under the projection is to humiliate you in every way. Add [-] principles to teach you how to be a human being, and thousands of ways to persuade you to think about life. After listening to these today, you feel that you are still a person, then your mental endurance is quite good. This is her evaluation level The second type.
The homework taught by Xue Wei belongs to the third category of Chao Yan Luo’s evaluation level, which is equivalent to the VIP user who comes with an advanced pass and resurrection with 50.00% blood volume. It means that Xue Wei's oil paintings can accurately and perfectly hit the center of the theme she gave and extend more things around the center. This kind of work that makes her twitch every time is accompanied by her attitude towards Xue Wei. That's a lot of anticipation and pride.
Therefore, it is a pass for Xue Wei to draw a normal level of essays for the five scumbags of the monkey, at least not to let the monkey be educated by Chao Yanluo, and the monkey's mood is a bit complicated now.
How to please Xue Wei?What should I do if the master of the dormitory is angry?What should I do if the homework used to survive tomorrow is gone?
The monkey rolled his eyes, and finally thought of a way. If the 100 yuan Heishu gave was given to Xue Wei, Xue Wei would be indifferent, but it would be different if it was given to Xu Jiangshan...
Apparently, although the monkey did this wrong, he could come up with this method to prove that he still has brains. Xu Jiangshan happily agreed to his request, and said a few words to Xue Wei for the monkey. Xue Wei reluctantly forgave the monkey in the morning. It is a stupid way for him to watch pornography and slander him.
black tree finds monkey
"How is it? What's Xue Wei's reaction?"
Monkey "...disgusted plus disgusted"
Kuroki "...don't you have any other expressions?"
Monkey "Hehe, yes"
Hei Shu was happy, "What expression?"
monkey "disgusted"
Kuroki "...I meant another expression"
Monkey "Yeah, what I said before was the reaction, and then I said the expression"
Black tree "..."
The monkey chose to stay away from the black tree for its own homework.
Although Liu Yaoyao was shocked when she heard this, she still thought to herself that her waves were not as big as those in the movie, so Xue Wei should not be disgusted by them. Hei Shu nodded and said that she was not as big as that girl, either. Xue Wei shouldn't be disgusted either.
I don't know what he was lucky for, didn't it mean that Xue Wei didn't even like such a big wave, but he still liked the two bean sprouts?
Later, the two of them looked at each other and felt that it was right to see through and not tell the truth, otherwise it would be embarrassing.
Hei Shu gave up Xue Wei, which she called a regret of the university.
The monkey was passing a dark and familiar grove with a football on the playground, and heard some other voices inside, because he still had lingering fears about this place after being beaten up in sacks by Sakura's top seniors last time, so He decided to quicken his pace and run quickly, but when he listened carefully, it turned out to be the cry of a girl.
The monkey hesitated for a moment. He should have gone with the others, and now it was too late to regret it.
He hesitated for a while and finally walked in with the ball in his arms. It was so dark in the woods that he searched for the crying sound and couldn't see anything clearly. The monkey only felt that he was already near the crying sound, but he couldn't see anything clearly. The girl also seemed to realize that someone was coming in and quickly stopped crying. Without the monkey, she couldn't find where she was. He thought about taking out his mobile phone and turning on a flashlight. When he turned on the strong light, there was a pale white picture in front of him. A face covered with an unknown liquid appeared in front of his eyes, and the two of them yelled in unison, not knowing who scared the other.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
Xu Jiangshan and Xue Wei, who were passing by screaming, wanted to go in and find out.
The monkey turned around and was about to run, "Bang" bumped into the pine tree behind him, squatted down with his head supported, and the phone dropped to the ground.
The woman panicked and was about to run out and ran into Xu Jiangshan head-on. With a "tied" sound, the two of them bumped their foreheads. Xu Jiangshan rolled his eyes and almost fainted, "...What a hard head..."
Xue Wei frowned and supported Xu Jiangshan, frowning and grabbed the sleeve of the unknown person, unexpectedly, the pull was torn apart with a "stab"!The woman screamed a few more times and turned around and continued to run into the woods. Xue Wei let Xu Jiangshan lean on the tree and chase the black tree into the depths of the woods.
The monkey slowly supported the tree and stood up. Hearing the girl's scream, he wanted to walk over again. He thought that luckily the phone had power. When he finished playing just now, he checked that the phone had 20.00% battery left. Wait...is it 20.00% or two percent? !The moment he picked up the phone, the flashlight of the phone flashed twice, indicating a certain answer, and finally the surroundings became pitch black again.
"It's time for a dog..." As soon as he finished speaking, a gust of wind came along with the sound of hurried footsteps
With a sound of "tied", the monkey said "uh..." and then lay down, covering its forehead and eyeballs.
In a daze, he saw the person who bumped into him dazedly turning around on the spot, he was fucking fine, and he rubbed his head to make it almost healed, and was about to continue fleeing, Xue Wei took the opportunity behind her and immediately Turn on the flashlight.
At that moment the world became clear.
Several people climbed out of the grove with their hands, and were caught by the passing discipline committee members in the office.
Disciplinary Committee "Come on, tell your stories and names"
Houzi covered his head and pointed at Heishu, "Why is it you?" Then he saw Xue Wei wondering, "Why is the boss here too?"
Xue Wei thought about it, throwing the fabric in his hand was a bit like a guilty conscience, but holding it in his hand was misleading.He said to the black tree and the monkey, "...what are you two doing in the woods?"
The discipline committee member looked at him, "Are you sure they are in the woods? Why are you holding the girl's sleeve in your hand when they are in the woods?!"
Hei Shu choked up and said, "Xue Wei didn't do it on purpose...Wow!!"
Discipline members"……"
Xue Wei "..." Please shut up! !
Disciplinary committee member: "...His name is Xue Wei... This female classmate, what is your name? You don't have to wrong yourself, just say whatever you want, what are you afraid of when there is a teacher here?"
Hei Shu: "I'm fine, wow wow!!!"
Xu Jiangshan's head was still a little dizzy, "Twinkle, twinkle, sparkle, the sky is full of little stars..."
Xue Wei pulled him over to look, "Are you okay?"
Xu Jiangshan "The sky is full of little stars~"
Xue Wei looked a little angry at Xu Jiangshan's unfocused eyes.
He said to Hei Shu, "I only went in after hearing the voices of you and the monkey. If you intentionally cause others to misunderstand, we can watch the surveillance."
Hei Shu choked up for a while, "I didn't do it on purpose!! I can't stop!!! Wow wow wow!"
Seeing Xue Wei's righteous and awe-inspiring face, the discipline committee member was also a little shaken.At first, he thought that Xue Wei forced the girl to do something, and the other two men might have been beaten up like this because of an injustice, but now it seems something is wrong.
"Girl, what's your name? Speak slowly, no one is chasing you."
Hei Shu "No!!! I'm not crying!! My name is Hei Shu, I'm wow today! I accidentally squeezed a tube of horseradish into it when I was eating shredded cucumber!!! It's so spicy!! Hurry up Give me some paper!! It’s too embarrassing!!! It’s a shame!!”
The monkey burst into tears.
It's over, the homework at night will definitely not pass.
The teacher of their oil painting class is a middle-aged woman named Chao Wanjun. Everyone calls her Chao Yanluo. Chao Yanluo is at a major hurdle in her menopausal life. It can be said that she is very irritable both physically and mentally. Handing in and explaining can be regarded as the beginning of constipation for all students.
There are three grades for her evaluation. She will put your painting on the projection first. If she thinks it is okay, then she will say two sentences, um, the degree of passing~ There is nothing to say, it is not novel at all, these two sentences It's like a passport in the ancient imperial city, similar to the modern resurrection point, with these two sentences, your day will be unimpeded, this is the first ordinary level.
However, if your painting doesn't catch her eyes, or your painting skills can't pass the height required by her, then you are finished. At this time, the purpose of her putting your painting under the projection is to humiliate you in every way. Add [-] principles to teach you how to be a human being, and thousands of ways to persuade you to think about life. After listening to these today, you feel that you are still a person, then your mental endurance is quite good. This is her evaluation level The second type.
The homework taught by Xue Wei belongs to the third category of Chao Yan Luo’s evaluation level, which is equivalent to the VIP user who comes with an advanced pass and resurrection with 50.00% blood volume. It means that Xue Wei's oil paintings can accurately and perfectly hit the center of the theme she gave and extend more things around the center. This kind of work that makes her twitch every time is accompanied by her attitude towards Xue Wei. That's a lot of anticipation and pride.
Therefore, it is a pass for Xue Wei to draw a normal level of essays for the five scumbags of the monkey, at least not to let the monkey be educated by Chao Yanluo, and the monkey's mood is a bit complicated now.
How to please Xue Wei?What should I do if the master of the dormitory is angry?What should I do if the homework used to survive tomorrow is gone?
The monkey rolled his eyes, and finally thought of a way. If the 100 yuan Heishu gave was given to Xue Wei, Xue Wei would be indifferent, but it would be different if it was given to Xu Jiangshan...
Apparently, although the monkey did this wrong, he could come up with this method to prove that he still has brains. Xu Jiangshan happily agreed to his request, and said a few words to Xue Wei for the monkey. Xue Wei reluctantly forgave the monkey in the morning. It is a stupid way for him to watch pornography and slander him.
black tree finds monkey
"How is it? What's Xue Wei's reaction?"
Monkey "...disgusted plus disgusted"
Kuroki "...don't you have any other expressions?"
Monkey "Hehe, yes"
Hei Shu was happy, "What expression?"
monkey "disgusted"
Kuroki "...I meant another expression"
Monkey "Yeah, what I said before was the reaction, and then I said the expression"
Black tree "..."
The monkey chose to stay away from the black tree for its own homework.
Although Liu Yaoyao was shocked when she heard this, she still thought to herself that her waves were not as big as those in the movie, so Xue Wei should not be disgusted by them. Hei Shu nodded and said that she was not as big as that girl, either. Xue Wei shouldn't be disgusted either.
I don't know what he was lucky for, didn't it mean that Xue Wei didn't even like such a big wave, but he still liked the two bean sprouts?
Later, the two of them looked at each other and felt that it was right to see through and not tell the truth, otherwise it would be embarrassing.
Hei Shu gave up Xue Wei, which she called a regret of the university.
The monkey was passing a dark and familiar grove with a football on the playground, and heard some other voices inside, because he still had lingering fears about this place after being beaten up in sacks by Sakura's top seniors last time, so He decided to quicken his pace and run quickly, but when he listened carefully, it turned out to be the cry of a girl.
The monkey hesitated for a moment. He should have gone with the others, and now it was too late to regret it.
He hesitated for a while and finally walked in with the ball in his arms. It was so dark in the woods that he searched for the crying sound and couldn't see anything clearly. The monkey only felt that he was already near the crying sound, but he couldn't see anything clearly. The girl also seemed to realize that someone was coming in and quickly stopped crying. Without the monkey, she couldn't find where she was. He thought about taking out his mobile phone and turning on a flashlight. When he turned on the strong light, there was a pale white picture in front of him. A face covered with an unknown liquid appeared in front of his eyes, and the two of them yelled in unison, not knowing who scared the other.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
Xu Jiangshan and Xue Wei, who were passing by screaming, wanted to go in and find out.
The monkey turned around and was about to run, "Bang" bumped into the pine tree behind him, squatted down with his head supported, and the phone dropped to the ground.
The woman panicked and was about to run out and ran into Xu Jiangshan head-on. With a "tied" sound, the two of them bumped their foreheads. Xu Jiangshan rolled his eyes and almost fainted, "...What a hard head..."
Xue Wei frowned and supported Xu Jiangshan, frowning and grabbed the sleeve of the unknown person, unexpectedly, the pull was torn apart with a "stab"!The woman screamed a few more times and turned around and continued to run into the woods. Xue Wei let Xu Jiangshan lean on the tree and chase the black tree into the depths of the woods.
The monkey slowly supported the tree and stood up. Hearing the girl's scream, he wanted to walk over again. He thought that luckily the phone had power. When he finished playing just now, he checked that the phone had 20.00% battery left. Wait...is it 20.00% or two percent? !The moment he picked up the phone, the flashlight of the phone flashed twice, indicating a certain answer, and finally the surroundings became pitch black again.
"It's time for a dog..." As soon as he finished speaking, a gust of wind came along with the sound of hurried footsteps
With a sound of "tied", the monkey said "uh..." and then lay down, covering its forehead and eyeballs.
In a daze, he saw the person who bumped into him dazedly turning around on the spot, he was fucking fine, and he rubbed his head to make it almost healed, and was about to continue fleeing, Xue Wei took the opportunity behind her and immediately Turn on the flashlight.
At that moment the world became clear.
Several people climbed out of the grove with their hands, and were caught by the passing discipline committee members in the office.
Disciplinary Committee "Come on, tell your stories and names"
Houzi covered his head and pointed at Heishu, "Why is it you?" Then he saw Xue Wei wondering, "Why is the boss here too?"
Xue Wei thought about it, throwing the fabric in his hand was a bit like a guilty conscience, but holding it in his hand was misleading.He said to the black tree and the monkey, "...what are you two doing in the woods?"
The discipline committee member looked at him, "Are you sure they are in the woods? Why are you holding the girl's sleeve in your hand when they are in the woods?!"
Hei Shu choked up and said, "Xue Wei didn't do it on purpose...Wow!!"
Discipline members"……"
Xue Wei "..." Please shut up! !
Disciplinary committee member: "...His name is Xue Wei... This female classmate, what is your name? You don't have to wrong yourself, just say whatever you want, what are you afraid of when there is a teacher here?"
Hei Shu: "I'm fine, wow wow!!!"
Xu Jiangshan's head was still a little dizzy, "Twinkle, twinkle, sparkle, the sky is full of little stars..."
Xue Wei pulled him over to look, "Are you okay?"
Xu Jiangshan "The sky is full of little stars~"
Xue Wei looked a little angry at Xu Jiangshan's unfocused eyes.
He said to Hei Shu, "I only went in after hearing the voices of you and the monkey. If you intentionally cause others to misunderstand, we can watch the surveillance."
Hei Shu choked up for a while, "I didn't do it on purpose!! I can't stop!!! Wow wow wow!"
Seeing Xue Wei's righteous and awe-inspiring face, the discipline committee member was also a little shaken.At first, he thought that Xue Wei forced the girl to do something, and the other two men might have been beaten up like this because of an injustice, but now it seems something is wrong.
"Girl, what's your name? Speak slowly, no one is chasing you."
Hei Shu "No!!! I'm not crying!! My name is Hei Shu, I'm wow today! I accidentally squeezed a tube of horseradish into it when I was eating shredded cucumber!!! It's so spicy!! Hurry up Give me some paper!! It’s too embarrassing!!! It’s a shame!!”
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