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Standing at the top of the stairs, "You little bastards! What kind of monsters are you doing this late in the night!!!"

Zhang Yitian: "Auntie, run away!! Go find the security! There are mice here!!"

The aunt looked disdainful when she heard that, "Rat?

Zhang Tiantian thought to himself, you will be slapped in the face after a while.

As soon as the aunt came up, a few people were blocked, you bumped into me, I bumped into you, no one could see the mouse, they felt that everything they touched was like a mouse!Everyone screamed into the sky for a long time!

The aunt came over with a broom and dragged a few people away. When she saw the shadow of the mouse, she rolled up her sleeves and threw the broom away. She grabbed the mouse by the tail and pulled it up. The screaming stopped abruptly.

Everyone "..."

Auntie in charge of the dormitory, "Squeeze, man?"

Then came downstairs with the broom and the squeaky mouse.

A few people walked around and went back to their own dormitory, Liu Pingan also came back to live, the dormitory was not so cold after all.

Liu Pingan looked at Cheng Tong's empty bed with a sad expression, "..."

Zhang Yitian patted him on the shoulder, then sighed and looked at Cheng Tong's bed with emotion.

Xu Jiangshan came over when he saw them, looked at them and then at the bed, and comforted him, "Don't be sad, the fox will come back sooner or later."

Zhang Yitian "I don't know when he will come back"

Xu Jiangshan "Maybe it will be a long time"

Liu Pingan: "Isn't it just a long time to listen to what he said in the text message?"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "Fox is actually quite nice..."

In a quiet atmosphere, Liu Pingan said, "So he shouldn't be angry if we rent out his bed?"

Xu Jiangshan "..."?Hallucinations?

Zhang Yitian nodded, "Ten yuan a night, what do you think?"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Liu Ping'an nodded, "That's [-] a week, it's a lot of money, an average of [-] yuan a day for each of us."

Xu Jiangshan "..." They are really depraved.

Zhang Yitian: "Where is the school belle? How much do you think is better?"

Xu Jiangshan said neatly, "Ten yuan and fifty cents"

Liu Pingan nodded "Perfect"

Zhang Yitian "That's the decision"

Xu Jiangshan: "Yes!"

For the income of ten and five yuan, Zhang Yitian and Liu Pingan stood at the door like prostitutes every day, especially Zhang Yitian held the door with one hand and pinched his waist with the other. I didn't know what he was doing.

These are not enough, the most important thing is what the two people said.

Zhang Yitian grabbed a passing senior who was about to pick up a courier.

"Handsome, are you coming to play?"

The senior looked at Zhang Yitian with horror on his face, his expression twisted, "... so exciting?"

Liu Ping'an squinted his eyes twice, "It's not bad, big brother, it's always exciting, ten yuan and five, you can play casually all night."

The senior optical shop stared at Liu Ping'an's body like a light bulb, "Ten five?!! So cheap?!"

Liu Pingan: "That's not good. Normally, it costs dozens. Then go to school and find someone who can't afford 78 ten? Come on~ come on~" Staying in a hotel outside is 75 for a day. It can be said that he said that it is very There is sincerity.

Zhang Yitian: "Come here~ It's different where you play! Come to us, it's cheap and exciting!"

The senior smiled and nodded and followed the two of them in. As soon as he entered, he saw Xu Jiangshan who was memorizing the basic knowledge of Chinese medicine, "This...how come there are still people?"

Zhang Yitian pulled him, "Senior~ Look at what you said~ There is no one who does this kind of thing~"

Liu Pingan: "He won't hinder you~ By the way, you have to give the money first, because I'm afraid I'll forget to collect it because I have class tomorrow, so try to give ten yuan."

The senior was elated, "Okay, okay"

after half an o'clock

Liu Pingan "Quick! Senior! Go to the right! Pass the van in front of you!"

Zhang Yitian: "Hurry up! Come on! Seniors, come on!"

The senior looked at the QQ speed page in front of him and felt the maliciousness from the whole world "..."

After playing a little bit of QQ Speed, this senior is so boring that he wants to throw up, you ask why he still doesn't leave, because he wants to play back.

But obviously QQ Speed ​​made him visually fatigued and mentally fatigued, so he switched to Doudizhu.

After playing Dou Di Zhu for about two o'clock, when he wanted to leave, Liu Ping installed a pretentious reminder, "Yeah, I guess it's already twelve o'clock, so we should close the bed?"

Senior "..."

Zhang Yitian: "Oh, that's right! Take a look! It's already past twelve o'clock! Senior, you also know that the dormitory manager can't do it for more than one minute~ What do you think you can do? "

Senior "..." You fucking poked the watch into my eyeball!When I'm blind? !There is always a sense of foreboding.

Liu Pingan: "How about this, senior, what do you think of the bed above my head?"

Senior "... how much money"

Zhang Yitian: "Senior is really on the road! It's also the same price, ten yuan and five~"

The senior paid the money and went to bed.

When Zhang left early in the morning, he didn't get up until eight o'clock in the morning. The senior asked him, "Why are you up so late? Are you afraid that students will check the morning for self-study?"

Zhang Yitian yawned, "Senior, I have already figured out the rules of the student union. They will only check the morning self-study of the fashion design major on the first, third and fifth of a single month. I just need to go to the evening self-study."

Liu Pingan nodded and said ostentatiously, "I also figured it out, they think it's too far away for our civil engineering, so only the second and fourth of the even-numbered months will check the morning self-study."

The senior nodded after listening, then went out to make a phone call, and left his name on purpose when he came back. He said his name was Zheng Qiqi.

Zhang Yitian and Liu Pingan sent off the generous senior.

Looking at the senior's back, Liu Pingan said, "Why does the name Zheng Qiqi sound familiar to me?"

Zhang Yitian: "Well, I think it sounds familiar, maybe because many girls have this name."

Liu Pingan "For example, the president of the student union"

Zhang Yitian: "Is the student council president a woman?"

Liu Pingan: "...Isn't it?"

Zhang Yitian "...if I remember correctly, the student council president is a man"

Liu Pingan "..."

That day, the day of confusion, that day, the day of confusion.

Liu Ping'an and Zhang Yitian were separated by a teaching building, and both were punished by the instructor for facing the wall for 10 minutes.

Because the student union reported that the two of them missed morning self-study more than a hundred times.

Liu Ping'an was very dissatisfied, because it was only two months since they started school, and the person who reported the one hundred days was pure nonsense.

Xu Jiangshan bought Xue Wei a jelly with the money he earned from Cheng Tong's bed. Xue Wei was so happy that he ate it up in one bite.

Xu Jiangshan held the spoon "..."

Xue Wei "..."

After that, Xue Wei asked Xu Jiangshan to eat ten boxes of fruit jelly for [-] yuan, and bought a bag of [-] yuan heart-to-heart jelly for Xu Jiangshan. Xu Jiangshan was very happy.

In the dormitory at night, Zhang Yitian and Liu Pingan were eating jelly and thinking about whether to continue recruiting prostitutes, ah bah, recruiting tenants, and then they looked at the jelly in their hands and decided, continue!

Hei Shu crouched behind the tree and bit the handkerchief facing Xue Wei and Xu Jiangshan in the distance. "Two good men, one tall and handsome and the other cute and charming, why can't they think about having sex?! Really, how do girls live?! It's really unbearable!"

"Oh? Are they having sex?"

Black tree didn't look back, and responded, "No! It's a waste of resources .................. Who are you?!"

Hei Shu didn't realize it at first, but just replied subconsciously, and now he remembered that he came out alone.

When I turned around, I saw a girl with apricot core eyes, delicate facial features and a pink dress wearing male make-up looking at me with a smile.

"...Liu Yaoyao?"