simba and sean

Xue Wei: "Strange? How come?"

Xu Jiangshan "A person who is 1.9 meters calls a person who is less than 1.7 meters a brother. First, the two of them must have a broken family. Second, one follows the father and the other follows the mother."

Xue Wei nodded, "It's rare that you speak so logically."

Xu Jiangshan and him looked at each other, "I always speak logically?"

Xue Wei thought for a while, "You used to speak logically, but now..."

Xu Jiangshan had no expression on his face, "How long ago was that before?"

Xue Weigang was about to say, when a female voice next to them broke into their conversation.

"Student Xue!!"

Xue Wei "...what's the matter?"

Hei Shu "...it's okay." She just wanted to interject a sentence, and now it seems that she has to give up.

Xu Jiangshan whispered to Xue Wei, "Do you think this woman wants to pick on you?"

Xue Wei: "...soak?"

Xu Jiangshan "Fox is such a woman, strike up a conversation"

Xue Wei "...this is not called bubble, this is called seduction"

Xu Jiangshan "Is she seducing you?"

Xue Wei: "... Let me put it this way, was there a senior who fell in front of me more than 30 times before? She is similar to this senior"

Xu Jiangshan was jealous and thought of the bad behavior of a series of villains such as Daji Baosi, "Seduce!"

Xue Wei "..." It sounds like the taste has changed a bit?

"Forget it, you can understand it that way."

Xu Jiangshan "She actually seduced you with bad intentions"

Xue Wei "..." Does he want to explain to Xu Jiangshan again?

Pencil in black tree hand

"Click"

When did she seduce Xue Wei? !Damn it, two dead gays!Fortunately, she thought that Xue Wei and Xu Jiangshan were brothers. This fucking deep gay friendship really gave her the illusion that the two of them would never need a girlfriend!

When getting out of the car, Xue Wei followed Xu Jiangshan closely, for fear that Xu Jiangshan would be squeezed out.

Hei Shu gritted his silver teeth.

When Xu Jiangshan walked into the school, a text message came from an unfamiliar number on his mobile phone.

Cheng Tong: I went to study, it may take a while to come back, baby, wait for me, and stay away from that Xue Wei, he wants to fuck you!

Xu Jiangshan "...a fox?"

Xue Wei: "What's wrong?"

Xu Jiangshan "The fox said he would not come back until some days later"

Xue Wei nodded, and then heard Xu Jiangshan's next words.

Xu Jiangshan "He said you want to pick me up"

Xue Wei "..." He was really right.

Xu Jiangshan "He thinks too much, you already have someone you like"

Xue Wei "...um"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, and asked Xue Wei curiously, "What does the person you like look like? Is it a man or a woman? Is it thin or fat?"

Xue Wei "... What do you think if I say it's a man?"

Xu Jiangshan said, "It's nothing." It doesn't matter if it's me.

Xue Wei nodded, "It's a man."

Xu Jiangshan was stunned, "..."

Xue Wei "He looks... very good-looking, the prettiest in my eyes"

Xu Jiangshan looked around, then asked Xue Wei in a low voice, "Really? Do you like men?"

Xue Wei raised his eyebrows, "Yeah"

Seeing that he was serious, Xu Jiangshan felt his heart shake a few times. He blinked and calmed down and said to Xue Wei, "Looks good? What's a good idea? Prettier than a girl? I can't imagine it. Tell me, he How tall?"

Xue Wei "He is 1.6 meters seven, very white...slim arms and legs, soft voice"

Xu Jiangshan "... eunuch?"

Xue Wei exhaled, "He is soft, not a pussy"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "1.6 meters seven? It's the same height as me, so it doesn't suit you well. If you two are intimate, do you need a stool?"

Xue Wei looked down at the top of Xu Jiangshan's head, then raised his head and frowned, nodded seriously, and said to Xu Jiangshan, "You're right, I haven't thought about this issue."

Xu Jiangshan: "So, have you confessed now? Where is he?"

Xue Wei "did not confess"

Xu Jiangshan paused, "Didn't confess? Why? He doesn't like boys?"

Xue Wei "I'm testing him, but he said he doesn't mind homosexuality"

Xu Jiangshan: "Why haven't I seen him? When did you ask?"

Xue Wei looked at him and smiled, the tiger teeth glowed a little under the light, he said, "Just now"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "Then I wish you a successful confession next time."

Xue Wei nodded, "Go back."

Xu Jiangshan actually wanted to live with Xue Wei, but just as he was about to speak, a text message came from his cell phone.The content is like this: school beauty! !come back quickly!I'm going to die alone!Liu Ping ran to the dormitory across the street and left me helpless, on the brink of death!

After Xu Jiangshan read it, his compassion burst out.

"Then I'll go up, see you at noon tomorrow"

Xue Wei nodded. In the dim light, the boy was holding a drawing board and a tool box in his hands, with an unforgettable smile on his face. Xu Jiangshan thought to himself, even if Xue Wei is gay, he is still a popular gay, right?

Zhang Yitian was shivering on the stool under the bed wrapped in a quilt. When he heard the door open, he turned his head slowly. His eyes were full of excitement and sadness of reunion after a long absence, as well as a strong feeling of lovesickness.

Xu Jiangshan "...Erhua, I'm not your father, don't look at me like that"

Zhang Yitian was rushed over in a bundle, the madness on his face made Xu Jiangshan, who had always been calm, at a loss, he raised his eyebrows and two tears flowed from the center, his lips were so open that he could clearly see the little tongue in his throat Chu, Xu Jiangshan heard him shouting "School beauty!!! There are mice!!!"

Xu Jiangshan moved a step to the right and avoided Zhang Yitian perfectly.

Zhang Yitian hit the wall with a "bang".

Xu Jiangshan thought to himself that he should be fine wrapped in a quilt.

It was Zhang Yitian who came back to life first. He propped himself up and turned his head sharply.

"There is a mouse!! It's so big!! The school girl!! Look!! It's only as big as I measure!! It can kill me with one bite!!"

Xu Jiangshan took a few steps back, "Wipe your nosebleed first, I'll take care of the mouse."

Zhang Yitian was taken aback, "Are you... not afraid?"

Xu Jiangshan smiled, "It's just a mouse, what's there to be afraid of?"

Then, under Zhang Yitian's leadership, he saw the mouse that was as big as his two hands put together, hiding in the crack of the wall under his bed! ! !

"Ahhh!!!" Xu Jiangshan screamed a few times, turned around and pushed Zhang Yitian away, wishing he could flash.

Zhang Yitian shouted while running, "Didn't you say you are not afraid?!"

Xu Jiangshan looked back at the fast mouse behind him that screamed sharply and replied, "You are only this big when you compare the measurements!!"

Zhang Yitian looked at the size of Xu Jiangshan's comparison and was dissatisfied, "You made it small on purpose!! My comparison is obviously so big!!!"

Xu Jiangshan looked at it and retorted, "You are clearly measuring so much!!"

Zhang Yitian "No!!!"

……

The two ran from the far left of the corridor to the far right, and the boys in the entire dormitory floor heard their wailing.

Liu Pingan rubbed his eyes and opened the door to come out.

"Hey? Xiaojiang and Erhua? What's wrong with you?! Why are you running away?!"

When Zhang Yitian passed by, he gestured, "Behind us!! A mouse this big!!"

Liu Pingan sneered disdainfully, "Isn't it just a mouse? Really, the two men ran like they saw a ghost..." Then he heard a sound at his feet, and looked down to see a big black mouse standing beside him. He stared at him with wide eyes on his feet, and his smile gradually froze.

"Ahhh!!! What a big mouse!! There is no such big mouse in the Northeast of my house!! Come on! Catch it!!"

The sound was so loud that the dormitory of the sports student next door was alarmed.

Four muscular men, their bare arms are as thick as Zhang Tian's head!

Zhang Yitian firmly believes that there are still people in this world who are not afraid of mice "HELP!!! HELPME!!!"

Several men stroked their bushy beards, "Hey! Boy! Noproblem!!!"

Then they caught up with the big army after a while and were frightened by the rats running around and called out the eunuch's voice. Now it's all right, the whole building was alarmed, and the dormitory aunt came up with a broom.