simba and sean

Liu Qing "Huh?"

Zhang Yitian "OK"

beep...

Liu Pingan: "...Well, she wants five thousand?"

Xu Jiangshan "... I guess so?"

Zhang Yitian: "Wooah!! They are all liars! They are all liars!! I said why are you so nice to me all of a sudden! Wooah!" Then I saw another text message, it was Liu Qing:

Tomorrow is the 31st, I will keep [-] for living expenses, and I will give you an extra [-] to buy autumn clothes and long johns, and you can pay [-]. If you don’t buy a down jacket, I will beat you to death.

Zhang Yitian lay on the bed crying to death, "The autumn clothes and johns are only worn by children!!!"

Xu Jiangshan looked at the head of the bed and found a courier bag there, and then he remembered something.

"Ahhhhh!!"

Liu Pingan was terrified, "What stimulated you two one by one?"

Xu Jiangshan picked up the courier bag and ran for a while. It was getting dark. Although it was only around six o'clock, the arrival of autumn also took away some light. The voice-activated lights in the corridor flickered for some reason. Panicked, and ran in a hurry, with a "boom", he hit the wall at the corner. After being startled, a passing buddy might feel that the sound was a bit shocking, for fear that Xu Jiangshan's blood would be splashed on the spot, so he quickly helped him , Xu Jiangshan was so dizzy that he finally stood still and quickly touched his head for a while, oops, it seems to be all right.

Xu Jiangshan closed his eyes and calmed down, his head was like mixed egg soup, and some strange scenes that he had never seen before suddenly popped out...

The person who supported him kindly asked, "Are you okay?"

Xu Jiangshan opened his eyes and looked at him, "...I'm fine"

The man pointed to his head with some shame, "Your forehead looks like a big bump..."

Xu Jiangshan raised his hand and touched it. It wasn't very obvious, but it hurt when he touched it.

In order not to get involved in this bag, Xu Jiangshan made as few expressions as possible. He who was originally facial paralyzed now looks like a unicorn with facial paralysis.

Xu Jiangshan just gave the things to Xue Wei.

Xue Wei stared at the bag on his head, "How did you get it?"

Xu Jiangshan said in a low voice ashamedly, "I accidentally bumped into it."

Xue Wei supported his head and looked at it, his brows were tightly frowned, "It's swollen like a big lump"

Xu Jiangshan raised his hand and touched, "No."

Xue Wei dragged him to the bathroom.

Houzi passed by and took a look, covered his mouth and entered the house, just joking, he didn't dare to laugh at the boss's wife, the green snake's bald head is obvious to all, if he doesn't want to have a big bump on his forehead tomorrow, probably the only way is to run.

Xue Wei didn't bother to pay attention to him, and led Xu Jiangshan into the bathroom, only then did Xu Jiangshan realize the gap between the sense of touch and reality.

When he touches it with his hands, it is a bag with a small curvature and a large area, but from such an intuitive look, the curvature of this bag may be similar to that of Mr. Shouxing, and his bag is round.

"..."

Xue Wei "study in the evening and go to the infirmary to buy medicine"

Xu Jiangshan shook his head, "I've been to the infirmary many times. If I go again, this will be called a sub-healthy state. No, I can't go. I'm very healthy."

Xue Wei "...sub-health refers to the physical condition of frequent colds and fever, and the body is in an unhealthy state"

Xu Jiangshan: "...Didn't you learn to draw?"

Xue Wei "What I Saw in the Library"

Xu Jiangshan bowed his head and said "don't buy"

Xue Wei: "Then do you have a headache now?"

Xu Jiangshan shook his head, "It feels good, as if there is a ... silicone glue on his forehead"

Xue Wei sighed.

Xu Jiangshan pulled him, "I bought you clothes"

Xue Wei was puzzled, "Clothes?"

Xu Jiangshan "Isn't today your birthday?"

Xue Wei "My birthday...is tomorrow"

Xu Jiangshan "..." Huh? !Is it too late for him to hide his clothes now?

Xue Wei held his head and didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

Xu Jiangshan "...uh, I remembered it wrong in a hurry"

Xue Wei waved his hand, it is rare that Xu Jiangshan can remember whose birthday "You put it away, I will open it at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, so it will be on time"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "I'll hide it, you can look for it in the middle of the night, okay?"

Xue Wei nodded and turned around.

Xu Jiangshan looked left and right, then found a place to hide.

Xue Wei turned around, "Have you hidden it?"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "It's hidden, you can look it up in the middle of the night."

After the two went to evening self-study together, Xue Wei excitedly drank two bottles of Red Bull and waited on the sofa for twelve o'clock.

At the moment when it was twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, he received Xu Jiangshan's punctual happy birthday text message. He stood up like a spring and began to turn back and forth in the living room and bedroom.

The fact shocked him. With Xu Jiangshan's innovation ability and IQ exceeding 5 minutes, it was considered good for him to find it. After all, the room is only this big, and there are only a few things that come and go.

He turned left and right and couldn't find it.

Half an hour passed, and he couldn't help but feel a little anxious. He was looking forward to it, no, he thought about Xu Jiangshan's amazing brain circuit and decided to find someone with a different thinking from himself. All pulled up.

The two of them searched for him in a daze, just a few places.

Later, when the monkey saw the dark blue trash can, he found that there was a black bag in it. In the past, the aunt would not keep anything. Why is it so strange today?He was just about to flip through something else, and then a flash of inspiration flashed through his mind.

"Boss! It's in the trash can!"

Xue Wei was so happy that when he entered the room, he forgot to bow his head and bumped into the 1.8m [-] custom-made door frame with a bang, leaving a straight red mark on his forehead.

Monkey "Puff"

Xue Wei held his forehead and glanced at him.

The monkey ran back to sleep quickly.

Green Snake touched his bald head and quickly ran back to sleep.

Xue Wei opened the bag and saw that in an inconspicuous part of the order, there was a handwritten letter about computer NO.12 in bold black font, which said 78 yuan, vividly and vividly highlighting the implicit expression of the other party.

Xue Wei "..." No wonder he wanted to eat two bowls of noodles.

After opening it, it was a very ordinary pullover, black and blue stitching, the size was enough for him to wear, but there was a black italic letter printed on the chest, Simba, he thought to himself that it was not printed in the form of an image, and then flipped through it. In the past, I saw that the entire back was an oversized cartoon simplified version of Simba.

Xue Wei "..." is probably only suitable for appreciation, not suitable for wearing out, and Xu Jiangshan does not have Xiao En's clothes printed on it, but he still likes it very much. Xue Wei sent a message to Xu Jiangshan to express his gratitude.

After returning to the dormitory, Xu Jiangshan passed by a dormitory on the first floor and heard classical music playing in it. When he was distracted, his white long-sleeved shirt got caught on the steel wire used to fix the white pipe in front of the public toilet.

He wanted to see whether the hook was going in or out, but it was a bit difficult for him to see the elbow completely. He was sweating all over his head after working up and down for a while, but when he couldn't do anything, he suddenly went to the side. In his dormitory, there was a sound of "Lying like a bow! Standing like a pine tree! Sitting still like a bell! Walking like a gust of wind!"

Xu Jiangshan "..." Why the hell did this song suddenly play? !Startled him!