simba and sean

After Xue Wei disappeared, he summoned by drawing a formation, chanted a spell, and pinched his fingers over and over again to make the calculations, and finally he was summoned back by reality.

He made several phone calls and text messages.

Finally someone picked it up.

"Hello? Sister-in-law? Bah, bah, that, Sean."

Xu Jiangshan "..." When you say that, I seem to have returned to the Two-dimensional world.

"Where's Simba?"

Monkey: "You said Boss, Boss caught a cold and said he was hanging a bottle in the infirmary. Isn't it Saturday? He had a cold yesterday, so he didn't go until today, and his phone was left in the dormitory. I just came back."

Xu Jiangshan "...he helped me lift the desk out with one hand to dry yesterday, saying that it sterilized"

The monkey scratched his head, "He's a genius, not an acquired one. He has a serious cold. It's not the last September. It's late autumn. He's cold. He's been cold since morning and night. He's having a fever. My head hurts, I’ve been out for a while, by the way, I’ll tell you something secretly.”

Xu Jiangshan "What?"

monkey "boss birthday on wednesday"

Xu Jiangshan "Oh...I see...Thank you"

monkey "okay"

Xu Jiangshan hung up the phone and walked silently in the corridors of the classroom with his head bowed. When the school arrived on Saturdays and Sundays, the students all wanted to admit that they hid in the toilet and were unwilling to come to this painful place. He took these two steps The hallways echoed.

"Oh, it's really lonely to be alone."

Xu Jiangshan quickened his pace to find Xue Wei in the infirmary, asked the doctor about Xue Wei's bed, and then walked over quietly. Xue Wei fell asleep with hanging bottles in his hands. There were two hanging bottles, one big, a small one.

Although Xu Jiangshan is stupid, he is actually good at taking care of others, at least before the car accident. He covered Xue Wei's quilt up, and then looked at the coat he took off at the end of the bed and the half sleeve on his body, think about it Someone mentioned his birthday to him before, and he clicked on a certain treasure and bought a pullover xxl that was the same as himself.

Later, I regretted it a bit. I might as well buy him a blue one. If my black color is worn by a tall person like Xue Wei, he will think it is really a big bear. Thinking of this, he changed the color. Looking at the huge number of 78, he gritted his teeth and clicked.

When Xue Wei woke up, Xu Jiangshan looked at him directly, as if he had robbed him of his money.

"……How did you come?"

Xu Jiangshan "The green snake said you have a cold, I'll come and see you"

Xue Wei rubbed his temples, "...Oh, I'm fine"

Xu Jiangshan: "The doctor changed the bottle for you, you have to hang it for a while"

Xue Wei looked up, he still had a small bottle.

"Well, what time is it? Are you hungry?"

Xu Jiangshan shook his head with a sad expression and paid homage to his lost 78 yuan "not hungry"

Xue Wei "..." always felt that his expression was somewhat similar to when he snatched his ribs.

"Did you lose money?"

Xu Jiangshan thought for a while, then shook his head, "I want to eat two servings of noodles."

Xue Wei "..." Is this trying to kill me?Two servings of noodles add up to sixteen, right?

"Okay, order it, buy rib noodles, three cents, the money is in the bag, you can take whatever you want"

Xu Jiangshan blinked, without any sense of accomplishment, and he didn't care at all.

"Oh, okay, I'll eat vegetarian noodles"

Xue Wei frowned, "You are skinny and eat meat."

Xu Jiangshan shook his head, "So I want to eat two servings, so that the price is the same as a bowl of meat."

Xue Wei: "...you don't eat meat noodles?" You ate them in high school.

Xu Jiangshan: "Yes, the teacher said in my class yesterday that the broth of meat noodles has been used many times."

Xue Wei "..." The soup is not delicious after one practice, right?Doesn't it taste better with age?

"Your teacher lied to you"

Xu Jiangshan's eyes widened, "Impossible!"

Xue Wei: "Then do you think your teacher lied to you or I lied to you?"

Xu Jiangshan "Teacher"

Xue Wei nodded in satisfaction, "Well, order meat, two servings"

Xu Jiangshan nodded and felt a little regretful after the phone call.

"Why did my teacher lie to me? Her family runs a vegetarian noodle restaurant?" Have a grudge against meat noodles?

It is rare for Xue Wei to see that Xu Jiangshan has a stake in the cognition "maybe"

Xu Jiangshan has a bad impression of the young female teacher who is based on Chinese medicine.

After Xue Wei hung up the hanging bottle, it returned to its original appearance.

When Xu Jiangshan returned to the dormitory, he was taken aback by Zhang Yitian and Liu Pingan's tragic situation. Zhang Yitian's face was covered with scratches from fingernails, the most serious one being the one under his left eye.

Half of Liu Ping's sleeve was torn in two, a ball of toilet paper was inserted into one side of his nose, and he sat on the ground with messy hair, with a dazed expression on his face.

Everyone gathered around to look at them.

Zhang Yitian cried to Xu Jiangshan and other dormitory students.

"All of you comment! There are four girls! I heard clearly that Dahua and I were walking well together, and suddenly there were four girls for us in the small forest beside the big playground in Daheitian. Put on the sack and beat me!"

Zhang Yi looked at them with pity.

"Didn't you say a word? Could it be your romantic debt?"

Zhang Yitian said twice, "Merry debts? Are you complimenting us? That's right, they asked us if we had a small flower umbrella, and I said I have several at home! They started beating, look, I That's how the two of you are made!"

Liu Pingan wiped the nosebleed, then tore off a piece of toilet paper to plug it up.

When Xu Jiangshan heard the umbrella, he understood some questions, "...they didn't ask what your names are."

Zhang Yitian thought for a while, "...I didn't hear clearly."

Liu Pingan: "It's just a beating! I can't see anything clearly! My handsome face has been scratched!!"

Xu Jiangshan: "... Is there a girl who is about 1.7 meters tall and speaks particularly sweetly?"

Liu Pingan "...well, she screamed ecstasy, and she also screamed when she hit us, as if we were hitting her"

Zhang Yitian "..."

Zhang Yi watched the excitement, "Is that the school belle's romantic debt?"

Xu Jiangshan shook his head.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Xu Jiangshan "is an enemy"

Everyone "..."

After a while, everyone dispersed, so stay away from this matter, did you hear that, the enemies have come out, this is not something to watch, what if blood is splashed all over.

Zhang Yitian covered his face and howled, "What the hell is going on?!!"

Xu Jiangshan spent an hour telling them about the grievances between the four girls and himself. Both of them were filled with righteous indignation, but it was too late and finally decided to apply some ointment to the wound and go to bed to talk about it tomorrow.

The matter went to the director.

The four girls refused to admit it. In the end, someone testified that they bought sacks on purpose and put them in the dormitory. The instructor went in and found them, but they still refused to admit it. However, how could these people beat Zhang Yitian's mother? Liu Qing quickly let her go. The other party's instructor handed over the disciplinary report to the top, but it will take some time.

Xu Jiangshan was very worried, and originally planned to go with him to testify, but it happened that he had diarrhea that day, and he spent a whole day in the toilet, Xue Wei took him to hang the bottle, and after hanging the bottle, it was already dark, so he hurried back to the dormitory , just entered the room and saw Liu Pingan sitting on the bed with a proud face, "Yes! My clothes! Rex rabbit! More than 200!"

Zhang Yitian on the other side looked at him in disbelief, "You can fucking buy more than 200 clothes?"

Liu Pingan quickly covered his mouth and looked around, "The stall owner told me that, and he said what he said is true!...Xiao Jiang is back? What's wrong with his stomach? Does it still hurt?"

Zhang Yitian also looked over.

Xu Jiangshan looked at the two of them apologetically, "...I'm sorry, I have troubled you two." Although he told them yesterday, but he still had a stomachache today and couldn't help, there must be an apology.

Liu Pingan waved his hand, "Oh, Xiao Jiang, don't care. Such cheeky people should be punished! Guess what happened to them?"

Xu Jiangshan "...can't guess"

Zhang Yitian clapped his hands, "They dropped out of school! After studying for two years, they were dropped out! Isn't that funny! And they even gave us 5000 yuan to accompany me!"

Liu Pingan said twice, "Our instructors are really fierce. The instructors of the four women are as shameless as her students. They refuse to admit it. They say that the instructors got their positions because of her husband. The instructors went up two times. The sentence will be settled, and I will learn from you."

He coughed twice, squeezed his throat, imagining the scene at that time and said, "I am not talking to you today as a guide! I am talking to you as Zhang Yitian's mother! Everyone has a father and a mother! There is no chance It is reasonable to be beaten for no reason! Zhang Yitian is not the mother of the four of them. If they don’t apologize, I will make a big fuss! At worst, I don’t want this job! Let’s check the surveillance! Search the sacks! How old do you have this kind of thinking! Deliberately scratching people's faces! Will you not break the law in the future?!"

Liu Ping took a few breaths, "You know, Zhang Yitian's mother specializes in language studies, and the first-class mandarin is so frustrating to them! Then the professor came, oh, it's lively, four girls One didn’t stay, all of them were fired, just show me, it’s cool.”

Xu Jiangshan nodded in agreement.

Zhang Yitian said with joy, "For the first time since I was a child, I felt that I was really my mother's biological son."

Xu Jiangshan said, "No, Director Liu Qing has always been very kind to you. You see, she still misses you when your neck is bent. She remembers clearly whether you go to class or not."

Zhang Yitian nodded, "That's right, and she's very strict with my money."

Just as he finished speaking, a phone call came, it was his mother, he put on the speakerphone to show off, and then answered it.

"Son, does it still hurt?"

Zhang Yitian acted like a baby, "It doesn't hurt anymore~~~Mom~~"

Liu Qing: "If it doesn't hurt, give the money to Mom. You know, if you don't, I will beat you"

Zhang Yitian "..."

Liu Pingan "poof"

Xu Jiangshan "..."