simba and sean

The terrible thing is that the voice-activated lights are not working well at this time!The flickering made Xu Jiangshan very flustered, so he could only quickly pull up, down, left, and right to see if he could pull it off.

"South Fist and North Kick! Shaolin Wudang Kung Fu! Tai Chi Eight Diagrams Chain Palm! China has magical skills!!"

Xu Jiangshan looked at the dim corridor with brainwashing music echoing in his ears, and wondered if someone could come!save him! !

He thought for a while, picked up the phone and checked the time. Xue Wei was the farthest away from him and was not the best candidate for summoning. Zhang Yitian might dance here, and Liu Pingan probably would just tear his clothes to pieces.

He thought for a while and called Cheng Tong's phone. After the phone rang, Cheng Tong answered the phone after thinking about it for a while. His voice was a little hoarse, "Baby? What's the matter?"

Xu Jiangshan became a little happier when he heard him in the dormitory, "Fox, are you tired? Are you sleepy? Can you come down and save me?"

When Cheng Tong heard it, he immediately became energetic, and quickly sat up and put on his socks, "Say it! Where?"

Xu Jiangshan "Don't worry, I'm on the first floor"

Cheng Tong "...then what's wrong with you?"

Xu Jiangshan: "I was hooked by the toilet pipe, I couldn't see where the hook was, and... listen"

"Tai Chi Eight Diagrams Linked Palm! The Chinese have magical powers! Lying like a bow! Standing like a pine tree! Sitting still like a bell without shaking! Walking like a gust of wind!"

Cheng Tong "I'll come right away, just wait for me"

Xu Jiangshan's ears hurt when he heard it, and he wanted to resign himself to his fate by leaning on the pipe and waiting for Cheng Tong's rescue, but he didn't expect that the door of that dormitory was opened suddenly.

Then all kinds of long-haired men came out, that is, the kind of inferior wigs, which looked slippery, as if they had been in a salon, but they were actually nine yuan purses, and they were available in all colors. According to the experience of the second world, this group of people should belong to the cosplay club. It seems that he has fallen into a big pit.

It is said that the men in their cosplay club are the most coquettish. Xu Jiangshan can tell by looking at their pink and green clothes, but he is not afraid of being coquettish. He is more afraid of these...

"Hey, come and take a look, there is a primary school boy hanging at the door"

"Isn't it, come on, come in and experience the experience?"

Xu Jiangshan waved his hand, "No, no, my clothes are stuck, I will leave when my roommate comes."

"Oh, why are you so cold~"

"Come on~"

Listening to the sonorous and powerful singing of Chinese Kung Fu, Xu Jiangshan was "stabbed" by these pimp-like monsters and ghosts, and the pipe was torn off, exposing the skin on his shoulders, and the cool wind swished.

Xu Jiangshan "..." Help...

Cheng Tong went to the first floor, looked left and right to see if there was no one there, the lights were flickering, he imagined various scenes of Xu Jiangshan being taken away, and was about to make another phone call at this moment.

He saw a piece of cloth hanging from the pipe

"...Ahhh!! Baby!!! Where are you!! Who is it!! Who captured you!!"

Xu Jiangshan struggled hard in the room, "Help!!!"

Now it's all right, all the students on the first floor heard it, and rushed to the screaming cos club dormitory in accordance with the helpfulness taught by the elementary school teacher.

Cheng Tong said thank you here, thank you there, and went in with a broom.

The people behind also poured in.

Everyone thought it was rape or murder, and one of them asked Cheng Tong, "Which one is your partner?"

Cheng Tong took a closer look "..." Who could tell that the painting looks like a ghost? !

Xu Jiangshan's weak voice came over, "I'm here..."

Cheng Tong looked at Xu Jiangshan and dropped the broom on the ground.

Xu Jiangshan was replaced with a dark two-dimensional skirt, and a black tube top. His face was a little heavily blush, his lips were red and even his face was painted on, and his wig was black. The double ponytails are crooked because they are in a hurry.

Xu Jiangshan sighed, "Can you stop watching it first?" Save me first.

Cheng Tong coaxed the people behind him away and was surrounded by the remaining Two-dimensional boys, "Brother~ Is this classmate? Do you want to try the angel clothes?" "Try it~It's so cute~"

……

Xu Jiangshan felt dizzy even more as he touched the bag on his head.

Cheng Tong yelled "Run!"

Then he took Xu Jiangshan and ran away.

Panting and running to the dormitory, Cheng Tong panted heavily under the watchful eyes of Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian, "Those cosplayers are so scary, they look like prostitutes."

A rough voice came from behind, "Hey, you actually look at us like that?!"

Cheng Tong turned her head stiffly.

A 1.8-meter tall man with a big beard in a pink maid outfit looked at him fiercely with his chest in his arms.

Zhang Tiantian said, "So what? Where did you leave the school belle?"

Liu Pingan: "Also, what is... behind you?"

Xu Jiangshan watched as Cheng Tong dragged the others and ran away and froze in place.

"..."

Asking for others is better than asking for oneself, Xu Jiangshan just ran away, although his brain is not good, but his IQ is still there, so stay here for the New Year? !

Xu Jiangshan may be because of the bump on his forehead. He used the principle of streamline when running, and his speed has increased a bit.

After finally running to the door of the dormitory, I found that the door of the dormitory, which was always wide open, was tightly closed today. Cheng Tong, Zhang Yitian, including Liu Pingan were all inside the room, mocking the people outside the door through the glass window. A... strong man loli.

"You have the ability to come in!"

Brawny Lolita: "You have the ability to let others out! Hey!"

Cheng Tong "If you have the ability, come in!!"

Brawny Lolita "You have the ability to let others out!!"

Xu Jiangshan "..." He walked to a cracked post box at the door, took out his spare key and opened the door silently.

"click"

The moment the door opens, both parties stand still

Then Xu Jiangshan didn't close the door for their convenience, and the door was opened by the boss.

The world was quiet for a moment, Cheng Tong and the strong man looked at each other, and then the two quickly and tacitly closed the door.

"You have the ability to come in!!"

"You have the ability to let others out!!"

……

Xu Jiangshan didn't have time to despise them, he was busy washing up, fetching water back and forth several times, but they didn't necessarily stop. It wasn't until after nine o'clock that these mentally retarded people stopped their meaningless quarrel.

"Hmph, you are as powerful as others, it's really annoying, don't let me see you next time!"

Cheng Tong: "Hmph, it's hard to see who is good or bad when you meet an opponent. Let's talk about it next time! Go to sleep!"

Xu Jiangshan was expressionless, and Cheng Tong seemed to be more unreliable than Zhang Yitian and Liu Pingan.

Cheng Tong explained to him, "Honey, I didn't do it on purpose. Look, you look like a Japanese geisha. I can't see why."

Xu Jiangshan intends not to forgive him, "Then my hair is different from that bearded man!"

Cheng Tong "You are so tall in my heart!"

Xu Jiangshan "... oh, forgive you"

Cheng Tong: "...Baby, you are so tall"

Xu Jiangshan "hee hee"

Cheng Tong "..." This kid really can't tell the truth from the lie.

Xue Wei ordered another black and white stitching jumper in the physical store, and a cute Sean with eight-pack abs was printed on the back.

When Xu Jiangshan saw it, he thought Xiao En had become a genius.

"Could it be that even Sean is training his abs these days?"

Xue Wei shook his head, "I didn't mean that"

Xu Jiangshan "What does that mean?"

Xue Wei, "That abdominal muscle is uploaded from my own photo"

Xu Jiangshan "...I see, you are showing off your abs"

Xue Wei "..."

He thought, no, I mean my power can protect you.

Xu Jiangshan was expressionless and jealous, and then cheered, "Wow! You have abs! That's amazing!"

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan felt that Xue Wei must have bought something cheap, because there was a trademark on the back neck of the clothes, and there was a symbol "p" on it

You see, the pinyin for cheap is pianyi, doesn't that mean cheap?

Cheng Tong saw him wearing clothes one day and frowned, "Baby!"

Xu Jiangshan folded the quilt, "Huh?"

Cheng Tong: "Who bought you the pullover of your priece? Custom made?"

Xu Jiangshan "... Isn't it pianyi (cheap)?"