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Xu Jiangshan "..." goodider!

...In other words, his eyes don't have to become like they are now?

The materials needed for the plaster are very expensive, even if it is expensive, the difficulty lies in the fact that there is no market for it. Others are fine. The most used lavender essence is the most difficult. Let alone the curative effect of Chinese products, China has no land resources at all. This kind of thing, not to mention that some factories will choose artificial distillation technology to harvest drop by drop under the condition of large-scale and rapid mechanical production. .

After the monkey heard this, "...so I'm going to sell blood?"

Xu Jiangshan: "It doesn't seem to be the case. Ask Xue Wei to see if there is a way for this kind of thing. If there is no way, forget it. If there is, you..."

Monkey Xingxingyan: "I don't need to sell blood to post advertisements?"

Xu Jiangshan "You must sell two copies of blood, one for my eyes and one for essence"

Monkey "...how about we don't ask..."

Xu Jiangshan dialed the phone, "Hello? Xue Wei, do you know where I can buy imported real lavender essence? It's not essential oil, it's essence."

Monkey: "Sister-in-law, you beat too fast, so you want me to lose too much blood and die?"

Xu Jiangshan couldn't hear "Huh? Can you find it? I'll look for you after class"

After class, the instructor in the group sent a new notice.

Holiday time: From January 2008th, 28 to September 2009st, 28, if you need to leave on the afternoon of the [-]th, please ask your parents to send me a text message to get a leave note. There is less than one month left before the holiday, please follow the school rules discipline.

Xu Jiangshan: "It seems that we have known this news for a long time. Speaking of which, it was the same in the past. Why are our directors always one step behind others?"

Monkey: "Your instructor is Liu Qing, right?"

Xu Jiangshan: "Yeah, what's wrong?"

Monkey: "Well... If the announcement is made in the teacher group, whoever has the fastest Internet speed will know first. The place with the slowest Internet speed in the school is the instructor's office on the fourth floor."

Xu Jiangshan, "Well... our guide is at 401 on the fourth floor"

Monkey "That's right, it's nothing surprising that the free wireless network on campus is slow for ten days and a half months, you have to be considerate of your instructors"

Xu Jiangshan: "Ten days and a half a month?! I have never used a campus network, but why didn't I know that there are wireless networks that can be slow for ten days and a half a month in the world?!"

Monkey "Huh? You don't believe me, after you turn off 4G, turn on wifi, there will be a sda user name, a full grid wireless network password, and the last ten digits of your ID card. After you log in, you will know it after you use it."

Xu Jiangshan tried to operate it. After successfully logging in, he clicked on Youku video with trembling hands. He thought that he could send messages and watch videos anyway, so he waited for the Youku homepage to buffer.

I saw a gray circle in the center of the pale screen of his mobile phone spinning non-stop, head to tail to head to head at an even speed and range.

Xu Jiangshan just looked at the circle like this, watching it go around three times...ten times...thirty times...

Xu Jiangshan "..."

The monkey's eyes were dazzled, "Okay, sister-in-law! If you look at your eyes again..."

Xu Jiangshan raised his head, "What did you say?"

The monkey was startled, "Ahhh!! Sister-in-law!! Your eyes!!"

Xu Jiangshan "Huh? What's wrong?"

The monkey took two steps back, "Your eyes are—one left and one right!!"

Xu Jiangshan: "Ah? Aren't your eyes one left and one right? Are your eyes all on the left or on the right?"

The monkey slowed down and raised the index fingers of his left and right hands and then separated them, "No, they... separated... You're blind now..."

Xu Jiangshan, who no longer met his eyes, was not happy at all. Looking at himself in the mirror who looked more like two hundred and five, he felt that it would be better to take a vacation earlier, only at home is the safest.

Xue Wei saw the flying-eyed Xu Jiangshan "...poof"

Xu Jiangshan slammed the book, "Fuck the plaster on his grandma's leg!"

Now Xu Jiangshan really understands the hard work of the instructors. No, to be precise, he understands the simplicity of Liu Qing’s daily viewing of circles in order not to use his own 4hg network. After all, this is not something that every school leader’s relatives can do. .

Life is still going on, and the results of the final exam will only come out after a holiday. At present, everyone is in a relaxed state, but Xu Jiangshan, who is cross-eyed, can only hide in Xue Wei's bedroom and make soup to make plaster.

Monkey didn’t sell blood, so Xu Jiangshan also said that donating blood at Monkey’s weight is no different from sacrificing his life. He was also very moved. Xu Jiangshan couldn't stop his gratitude even by jumping off a building. He gave Xu Jiangshan the pants that Xu Jiangshan changed himself a few days ago. Xu Jiangshan chose to give the pants a decent death after jumping from the building. .

After the monkey left, Xue Wei also went to sketch. Xu Jiangshan thought this was a good opportunity, not only him, but also the killer behind him who wanted to disable him.

To be precise, Liu Jingjing bought the killer at a high price with only one purpose, to cripple Xu Jiangshan.

Xu Jiangshan put his trousers on the floor tiles in the living room and picked up the lighter. In order to prevent the aunt in the dormitory from smelling something and calling the fire alarm, he closed the doors and windows tightly.

No. [-] killer in the world, coaxing, walking with the wind and fighting, no one knows anyone, standing behind the curtain, looking at Xu Jiangshan's abnormal eyes, a little worried that he might kill himself, it's really impressive A surprising scene appeared, I saw Xu Jiangshan with a flat-bottomed card and the leader watching the lighter throwing the soybean oil on the table. Said to make Xu Jiangshan disabled, so it looks like the rhythm of being burned to death.

Well, the killer is the number one in the world. No one knows who is his name. To be precise, it is his code name. Abbreviation: No one knows the number one in the world. Coax the killer, each of the ten orders he took was unsuccessful due to various factors, such as seeing the old lady fall when assassinating the gang boss and being touched by the porcelain, which caused the missed opportunity, or stepping on a banana peel when assassinating government officials The stroke conditioned reflex that scared the government officials was hit 120, and finally became a hero and appeared on TV, etc. A series of unsuccessful and unbenevolent stories.

In summary, he felt that he was the two speeding cars that collided at the intersection... the passerby who passed the zebra crossing and was hit into a sandwich biscuit on the spot, the kind of unlucky one who got home.

But this time is different!This time he didn't want Esby to be a government official!Not a gang boss either!But a weak chicken!A sissy who likes to fuck!

This is how Liu Jingjing described Xu Jiangshan

His body exudes a bitch-like aura, and he always feels like he has an incandescent lamp on his body, his facial features are like a vixen, he talks sweetly, and he likes to twist his buttocks when he walks.

To sum it up, he thinks Xu Jiangshan is a bitch, and the purpose of this mission is not to kill but to disable the other party. If he fails to do this, he will! ...Changed to a career, after all, his mother's baked cold noodles are pretty good, and I heard that the business at the entrance of a certain school is particularly good, and two hundred a day is not a problem.