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With the foundation of the cold noodle industry, he has extraordinary confidence!

However, after seeing Xu Jiangshan, he felt a bit shaken in his confidence.

Liu Jingjing's description is very different from this real person. He originally planned to use three methods to deal with this cunning target. The first trick: Sprinkle oil, the effect is to make the target slip and fall on the fruit he put on the ground The knife caused the target's thigh to be cut off and finally disabled!

However, Xu Jiangshan almost set his soybean oil on fire just now!Almost died here!So he moved the position of the soybean oil under the table a bit to stagger the accident. From this, it can be seen that this thin man is really just a simple fool, and he doesn't mean to be a pussy at all. Don't doubt, a pussy and a young man It really has no effect on him, hahaha, how could he care about such a small difference, with his strength, everything is fine hahaha... well, he doesn't care at all.

In desperation, I had to resort to the second trick: sleeping pills!The effect is to put the target into a coma, and then he can... Hehehe!

Xu Jiangshan became more cautious after experiencing an incident where a lighter came out of his hand. The lighter did not drop his hand again, and his pants started to burn. However, an accident happened. Because monkeys rarely wash these pants, the pants are full of grease and dead skin flames. He jumped up and touched the ends of Xu Jiangshan's hair in a "crazy" manner. Xu Jiangshan yelled in fright and then smashed his head against the table.

No. [-] in the world, coaxing, walking with the wind, fighting, no one knows, poking his head out from behind the curtain curiously, holding sleeping pills in his hand, looking at Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xu Jiangshan hit it three times with "kuangkukuku" and the flames on his hair went out and turned into sparks and then... caught fire again! ! ! "Ahh!!!" "Kang Kuang Kuang Kuang Kuang Kuang"

No. [-] in the world, coquettishly walks with the wind and fights, no one knows "..."

"bang bang bang"

"..." Sleeping pills seem to be...not necessary.

Xu Jiangshan rolled his eyes and passed out.

No. [-] in the world, coaxing, walking with the wind and fighting, no one knows, "...um... get him to the bedroom first, and then look for a knife."

In this way, Xu Jiangshan was carried into the bedroom by him. Xue Wei's bedroom was tight and soundproof. He admired it for a while and was about to go out to find the knife. When he opened the door, the roasting flames rushed to his face!

No. [-] in the world, coaxing, walking with the wind, fighting, no one knows, quickly closing the door, and the room became quiet and harmonious again "..." His silent recitations were hallucinations, just now he actually saw the living room was a sea of ​​flames And there is no place to stay, hallucination, so he opened the door again, and this time the flame directly hit his face with a "hoo", he quickly closed the door, stamped his feet and covered his face and yelled "pain!" Pain!!!"

Xu Jiangshan woke up faintly, "...ah - who are you?"

No. [-] in the world, coquettishly walks with the wind blowing and fights, no one knows, no one looks back at him "..."

"I'm doing what's right...Student Zhao Si! Hmm...there's a fire outside, now I'll help you escape!"

Xu Jiangshan rubbed his head in a daze, "Huh? It's on fire? Is there? I don't believe it"

Classmate "Zhao Si" stepped aside, "You can see for yourself"

Xu Jiangshan walked over and opened the door with a "whoosh"... He squatted on the ground and covered his face, "It hurts!!!"

"Zhao Si" "I will say"

Xu Jiangshan raised his head, "...how come I haven't seen you? Although you look...very ordinary"

"Zhao Si": "...Well, I will use a bed sheet to make you a rope to let you go down." After speaking, he started to act.

Xu Jiangshan "... who are you? Why are you in my room?"

"Zhao Si" "Well, it's done, come on, grab it quickly and go down the window, I'll pull you!" Take the opportunity to throw you to death!

Xu Jiangshan "..."

"Zhao Si" "Quick! There is smoke running in through the crack of the door! You will be choked to death in a while!"

Xu Jiangshan: "Oh, you go first?" There is a gas stove in the kitchen, if it burns there...

"Student Zhao Si" "No! Get off quickly! I'll go down again if you go down!"

Xu Jiangshan: "...That's right, I can't hold you down, why don't you go down and lay something for you to jump off, thank you"

No. [-] in the world, walking with the wind and fighting, no one knows anyone, watching Xu Jiangshan go down the window and squinting, to see if I don't fall you to death!

Just as he was about to do something, someone downstairs shouted, "School beauty!!! Catch it!! We called the fire alarm!! The one upstairs stood up!"

No. [-] in the world, coquettishly walks with the wind and fights, no one knows anyone "..." It's okay!There is nothing to be afraid of alone!At this time, there was another voice from downstairs, "Xiao Jiang!! Who is so self-sacrificing?! We want to make a pennant for him! Let the whole world know!!"

Xu Jiangshan "If you don't catch me again tomorrow the whole world will know the news of my death!!!"

Xu Jiangshan finally landed smoothly.

No. [-] in the world, walking with the wind and fighting, no one knows anyone, silently watching the two or three hundred people downstairs who are gradually increasing "..."

"Hey!! The living Lei Feng upstairs! Take a photo! Come! Eggplant!!"

No. [-] in the world, coaxing, walking with the wind and fighting, no one knows who "...eggplant"

Xue Wei just came back, and outside the crowd there were rumors that 211 was on fire, so he threw the drawing board and rushed into the dormitory building without thinking.

The green snake didn't stop, so he quickly called Xu Jiangshan, Xu Jiangshan was so moved that he comforted Xue Wei, "Don't worry about me, am I fine?" So Xue Wei rushed in as if he didn't hear, Xu Jiangshan "" ..." Green Snake "...?"

Just when the fire alarm arrived, Xu Jiangshan pulled the fire alarm and rushed in.

Halfway through, Xue Wei came down to face him, holding a big bag in his hand and pulling Xu Jiangshan away without saying anything. There was a loud explosion sound from the house, and several people rolled down the stairs several times.

Xu Jiangshan's memory was broken at this point, he only remembered that the things in Xue Wei's hands must be very important, more important than his life and more important than himself.

Although this is the case, life still has to be lived. It is normal to feel wronged and wronged. Xu Jiangshan thought about it and stayed in the hospital for a day.

The TV broadcasts the heroic deeds of the world's most powerful man, who walks with the wind and fights, and no one knows who he is.

Reporter: "This is the hero who once rescued an important member of our d city government, jj, and now rescued Xu Jiangshan and a few classmates in the fire. Come on, let's interview him together."

In the camera, No. [-] in the world, walking with the wind and fighting, no one knows who is holding a rectangular glass certificate like holding a photo of a dead person. It is amazing to match his ordinary face.

"Excuse me, hero, what's your name?"

No. [-] in the world. No one knows anyone when he walks with the wind and fights. "...Look at my subtitles"

Reporter: "...Uh, your surname is number one in the world?"

"No, my surname is Tian"

Reporter: "... yes, then how do you feel about saving so many people and doing so many good things?"

"...I'm going home to make cold noodles"

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