simba and sean

Monkey and Heishu are very poor recently, no, not recently, they have always been poor, but recently they seem to be poor, uh, they seem to be unable to afford even rice and air, why do you say that, because monkey’s two change pants From black to gray, from gray to black, to beggar pants, and finally to ding-string pants.

He only has the last pair of trousers left, but yesterday when he and Hei Shu were shopping for fresh vegetables in the school supermarket, out of boredom, he unconsciously inserted his hands into the pockets of his trousers behind his buttocks and performed excessive movements in and out, which caused him There was a "stab" in my trousers...the left trouser pocket leaked...

Xu Jiangshan looked at the pants on the table that seemed to be dug out from some ancient tomb and frowned and asked, "So? You want me to sew this hole up?"

Monkey "Yes, sister-in-law, I know you are the most kind-hearted!"

Xu Jiangshan "...Even if you praise me so much, I don't know how to sew..."

Monkey surprised "Huh?! You won't?!"

Xu Jiangshan was unbelievable, "It's strange that I am a big man who can't sew?!"

Monkey "...ah, by the way, you are a man, sorry, I forgot"

Xu Jiangshan "...get out of my bedroom"

The monkey "sister-in-law! I... I really have no one to beg for. The human beings around me are not short-lived! They are rough if they are not short-lived! Sister-in-law! Heishu and I will go beg for food tomorrow, no, It's handing out leaflets! Sister-in-law!"

Xu Jiangshan "Stop shouting, I will try"

Just like that, Xu Jiangshan slowly let them approach with the needle in one hand and the thread in the other, and then slowly let the thread pass through the needle, um... didn't go in.

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Monkey "It's okay! Do it again!"

Xu Jiangshan opened the distance again to let them be apart again and then passed each other. Slowly, Xu Jiangshan met his eyes.

Monkey "...um...sister-in-law, why don't you rest for a while? I'm afraid you won't be able to come back..."

Xu Jiangshan was also tired, "Well, take a break" and they rested for 10 minutes, then Xu Jiangshan started eye contact again, and then it didn't work.

monkey"……"

Xu Jiangshan "...my eyeballs will merge into one soon"

monkey"……"

Xu Jiangshan: "No, don't you think Heishu is more suitable for this job?! First of all, she is a woman! Secondly, she is your daughter-in-law who has the responsibility and obligation to mend your pants."

The monkey scratched his head, "Well... actually, these pants were originally blue"

Xu Jiangshan looked down at the black jeans that looked like the night sky, "Yo, I really can't tell."

Monkey: "Oh...heishu and I bought this three months ago. At that time, we were short of money and spent 20 yuan. After buying it, it faded and turned gray after wearing it for two weeks..."

Xu Jiangshan looked at the black pants "..."

Monkey 'after two months because he couldn't afford laundry detergent...then it turned black again'

Xu Jiangshan picked up his pants and turned around a few times trying to throw the thing out of the window.

The monkey quickly snatched it over, "I was afraid that Heishu would suspect it, so I said I borrowed money to buy it myself. I don't want her to buy me pants anymore. Her mother's calf has severe rheumatism. Now it's cold and her calf has been sick. The itching is severe, and there is a lot of expenses every month. I buy clothes and pants, which are two boxes of plasters from her mother.”

Xu Jiangshan "...well... I'll try again"

monkey "okay ok"

Xu Jiangshan crossed his eyes a bit and still couldn't get the damn thread into the pinhole. Later, he found a pair of scissors and cut off the back pocket of his trousers, um...it looked a lot flatter, but he Ignore a question.

The pocket of the trousers is blue, and because it has been hidden to avoid the baptism of many years, it is very new. Compared with the whole jeans, a blind person can see that these trousers are old.

monkey"……"

Xu Jiangshan "...don't worry, I'll sew the pocket on for you"

The monkey glanced at him, "Ah! Sister-in-law! You have the right eyes!!"

Xu Jiangshan "Huh? Oh, it will be fine in a while"

Monkey: "No!! Why can't you come back now that you haven't seen the needle and thread?!"

Xu Jiangshan was a little flustered when he heard that, "... Huh? I... I also have the same eyes now?"

Monkey "... well, it looks like it will be merged soon"

Xu Jiangshan "...don't worry about me, just put on your trousers first, things like cross-eyes will definitely be eased"

monkey "ha... ok"

When Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian came back from dinner and saw Xu Jiangshan's appearance, they laughed so hard that they couldn't close the door.

In this regard, Xu Jiangshan expressed his willingness to help and shut the two of them out.

At the end of the day, the pants did not save Xu Jiangshan's eyeballs.

When Xue Wei saw him the next day, his first reaction was "...poof"

Then Xu Jiangshan turned around and left, but was held back by Xue Wei. Sure enough, Xue Wei loved him the most, so he just smiled and took him to see the school doctor.

The school doctor said, "If you have nothing to do, look farther away. You are fake. You have injured your eyeball muscles. You don't need to take medicine to look farther away. You don't need to take medicine and turn around a few times to pull the muscles back. Keep training like this at most once a day." It can be better in a week at least a month"

In this way, Xu Jiangshan looked out of the window when he was in class, if he looked into the distance without saying a word in the past, he would be a handsome man, but now he is a two hundred and five if he does this, but there is no way, two hundred and five have to survive.

Two hundred and five looked at poetry and the distance.

Every teacher and classmate laughed at him when they saw it. Xu Jiangshan really saw through this group of Yangou.

And...cross eyes really affect his seeing things...

For example, when walking on the stairs, the steps of the same color will be blurred...

Xue Wei supported him, and he walked slowly step by step while looking at his eyes.

Soon after, a wonderful legend spread in Dali.

There is a male classmate named Xue Wei. He is excellent in study and looks good. He has a good friend who is short, ugly, has cerebral palsy, and has bad eyesight. He has to support his friend.

Xu Jiangshan, who has cerebral palsy and blindness, heard this story, "...that's not the point, the point is why I'm short, frustrating and ugly just because I have the right eye? Am I so ugly when I have the right eye?"

Xu Jiangshan, who doesn't believe in evil, paid attention to this matter for the first time and went to the mirror "...well, it's quite scary" because he couldn't see clearly, and there was a bit of double vision. Normal people would feel that there are three cross-eyed people in the mirror frightening.

Xu Jiangshan sighed, and the monkey also sighed, his change of trousers was gone, he only had two trousers in total, and he had to distribute leaflets tomorrow, what should he do?

Xu Jiangshan didn't forget about it either. He tried his best, but his eyes merged and he couldn't see the needlework clearly. He was really frustrated.

Teacher of Chinese medicine, "arthritis is also called rheumatism. There are three types of arthralgia. Wind arthralgia, pain arthralgia, and movement arthralgia. The first thing to talk about is movement arthralgia. Air movement arthralgia is caused by the invasion of wind evil. The main clinical symptom of the patient is extremely itchy. Traditional Chinese medicine There are two methods, one is decoction, the other is plaster, and we mainly use external application to treat this disease, have you ever touched plaster?"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Chinese medicine teacher: "Well, let's sit on the plaster for the second half of the class, so let's finish the get out of class."