simba and sean

In the end, in order to avoid eating shit, Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian chose to shut up, and the world was finally clean.

Xu Jiangshan: "Hahaha, why don't you eat stretched noodles?"

Xue Wei "good"

Xu Jiangshan picked up a branch on the side of the road and waved it at Xue Wei seriously, "Ha! Accept my judgment, Simba!"

Xue Wei "...um~"

Liu Pingan "..."

Zhang Yitian "..."

Xu Jiangshan "Look at my dark execution blade!"

Xue Wei: "Well, what a good name"

Liu Pingan "..." Really, to be honest, this name is scumbag.

Zhang Yitian "..." is full of the taste of burying a loved family...

Xu Jiangshan was bluffing all the way, but Xue Wei didn't seem to feel it.

Liu Pingan "..." People in love are all blinded by gum?

Zhang Yitian: "Uh... Mr. Xue? Don't you think the school belle is a bit noisy?"

Xue Wei's painting style changed suddenly when he turned around, "Noisy? The toilet is not noisy, do you want to go?"

Zhang Yitian picked up another branch, "School flower! Watch my whirlwind spiral attack of the blade of light!!"

Xu Jiangshan: "Ha! So it's Bright Blade's running dog... you're the only one here?"

Xue Wei looked at Liu Ping'an.

one second...

two seconds...

Three seconds later, Liu Pingan picked up a twig, "Hahaha! Look at my Bright Blade No. [-] Deathwing!"

Suddenly, a group of classmates from the same school as them passed by, about four or five people.

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Liu Pingan "..."

Zhang Yitian "..."

After the person left, they were relatively silent and finally decided to forget about it.

Xue Wei: "Let's go, eat stretched noodles, or you will have a stomachache in a while."

Xu Jiangshan "good"

Second-year illnesses like this come out to act as monsters from time to time, and he is just manipulating them, but when you are sick, try to find a place where there are no people, otherwise people will think you are mentally ill.

The next day's exam went very well, and they chose to catch up on sleep.

Xu Jiangshan started to have a stomachache after five o'clock, and it was inevitable that he would make some noises when he got out of bed.

Liu Pingan woke up first and watched Xu Jiangshan come out and go in, so he raised his head and asked, "Xiaojiang? Diarrhea?"

After Xu Jiangshan tore the paper, he took the time to make a sound back and forth, and then went out again.

Liu Pingan "..."

After Xu Jiangshan came back, he stayed for only 3 minutes and his stomach started to grow up again. Seeing that it was six o'clock, he was already exhausted.

Liu Ping just looked at him for a while.

Xu Jiangshan was touched and said, "Leave me alone and go to sleep."

Liu Pingan: "...um... You are so noisy that I can't sleep, why don't you take the pillow and quilt to the bathroom?"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Just like that, the sound of Xu Jiangshan's footsteps getting out of bed suddenly became heavier, and the sound of opening and closing the door became louder.

After half an o'clock, Liu Pingan said, "Xiao Jiang, can you hold on? It seems serious?"

Xu Jiangshan said, "I have taken the medicine. The medicine is half effective. If it doesn't improve at seven o'clock later, I will go for an IV drip." After finishing speaking, he closed the door.

Their doors are stainless steel, and the bottom part makes a "creak-creak-" sound because of no oil lubrication and floor tiles.

Liu Pingan couldn't fall asleep after listening to it for a while, but couldn't bear the drowsiness. He closed his eyes and squinted for a while, and saw that Xu Jiangshan had fallen asleep and came back. The door made a "creak—creak—" sound.

Liu Pingan "..."

Xu Jiangshan went out, and the door made a "creak—creak—" sound.

Liu Pingan "..."

After going back and forth like this several times, he became more sleepy, and his spirit was about to collapse.

Zhang Yitian purred sweetly and soundly asleep.

Liu Pingan looked up at him.

When Xu Jiangshan entered the room, the door made the same sound again, but Zhang Yitian was unmoved, with a sweet smile on his face completely intoxicated in a dream!

Liu Pingan trembled and got out of bed, and came to Zhang Yitian, ah, look at the bangs flying up on this oily face, what a sweet sleeping face.

Zhang Yitian turned over and folded a corner of the quilt.

Liu Pingan looked at him lovingly, then stretched out his hand to touch his quilt

Then he lifted his quilt violently, "Ahhhhh!! How can you fall asleep!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Zhang Yitian woke up "..."

Liu Ping'an was insane, "Hahaha——"

Zhang Yitian "... woo... woo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Liu Pingan: "Hahahaha——"

Xu Jiangshan opens the door—closes the door—opens the door—

An hour later, Xu Jiangshan was still not well, and he was a little dehydrated. Even if he was dehydrated, his brain would not work well.

seven o'clock.

Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian wore big pants and carried Xu Jiangshan to the infirmary to get an IV.

Xu Jiangshan "...so hungry..."

Liu Pingan: "...Well, I should be hungry after pulling them out, Erhua, go find something for Xiaojiang to eat."

Zhang Yitian put on his down jacket in a daze and went out. He came back in less than 2 minutes, walked up to Xu Jiangshan with a handful of dry grass in his hand, "baabaabaa~eat grass~"

Liu Ping'an "...you're a fool!! You..."

Xu Jiangshan lowered his head and took a bite, then moved his left and right cheeks like a sheep.

Liu Pingan: "Ahhhhhhhh!!! Spit it out!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Zhang Yitian looked at Xu Jiangshan's delicious food "..."

Liu Ping turned around, "What are you doing... What are you eating?!!!"

Zhang Yitian ate up all the grass in his hand, "Baa——"

Liu Ping'an "...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Well, the last Zhang also hung up the drip one day.

Liu Pingan was busy and received a call.

"Hello? Who is it?! Erhua!! Don't eat the sheets!! School doctor!! School doctor come quickly! Call 120!"

A female voice came from over there, "Well... safe ~ we agreed to go to the playground with me..."

Liu Pingan "..." Grandma's head...

The school doctor was also very busy, and he could see that Liu Ping'an was busy, but he didn't want to do this job, so he asked tentatively, "You won't abandon your friends, right?"

Liu Pingan "...ha, of course"

The school doctor breathed a sigh of relief, "Then..."

Liu Pingan hung up the phone, "Of course you can throw it away!"

The school doctor "..."

Liu Ping put on his coat and left.

Xu Jiangshan hung up half of the bottle and went down to regain his sanity, and then saw Xue Wei coming in.

Xue Wei "...Liu Ping'an said you were going to die"

Xu Jiangshan "... almost, I'm starving to death"

Xue Wei "..."

Zhang Yitian ate the sheets, "Aww! Aww!"

Xue Wei's heart ached, "Are you hungry?"

Xu Jiangshan nodded.

The takeaway arrived in a while.

Three meat dishes and two soups set a table.

Xue Wei "Let's make do with it"

Xu Jiangshan "...I want to make do with this for the rest of my life"

Zhang Yitian eats the bed sheet "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

At noon, Liu Ping'an called.

"Xiao Jiang, is your stomach alright?"

Xu Jiangshan "Okay"

Liu Pingan: "Then can you pick me up at Dream Playground?"

Xu Jiangshan "...what's wrong with you?"

Liu Pingan "vomit—vomit—I'm—going—dead——" An excited female voice came out, "Ping An!! Don't sit still! Come and play the roller coaster again!!"

Liu Pingan "vomit-vomit-vomit-save-life-"

Who is Xu Jiangshan?Is he the kind of person with a small belly?Is he the kind of person who drops the chain for his brother at critical moments? !

Um.he is.

Xu Jiangshan: "What did you say?! The signal is bad! I can't hear you!"

Liu Pingan "vomit—"

Xu Jiangshan "Would you like a bottle of Coca-Cola?"

Liu Pingan: "No!! I want to run!! I want to get out of here!! I'm fucking afraid of heights!! This woman likes to vomit—"

Xu Jiangshan: "Coca-Cola? I'm going to die without you?! Don't worry, I'll go there!"

So he went to the amusement park, gave Liu Pingan a bottle of Coca-Cola out of his arms under Liu Pingan's surprised gaze, and then left in a car without leaving his name behind Liu Pingan's resentful gaze .

Liu Pingan "..."

Song Jiajia: "Well~ safe~ Let's ride the roller coaster again~ Your brother is so kind and even gave you a bottle of Coca-Cola~"

Liu Pingan "..." I don't fucking want Coca-Cola! !