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Under Zhang Yitian's curious eyes, Liu Pingan took out an ordinary notebook from the drawer, the kind of large notes that cost two yuan each in the store, and saw that he flipped open the first page of the notebook and found four Five small notes, um, yes, just a more common cheat sheet than a notebook.

Zhang Yitian said "Cut, rubbish" and continued to eat.

Liu Pingan pretended to be mysterious and stood up holding the note, "Haven't you heard? The teachers for the final exam of the first semester are all new school instructors, they are the kind of young women who are very talkative after [-] years of graduate school~ Based on the skills I have spent many years in the examination room, there is basically no problem~”

Zhang Yitian frowned, "Are you sure?"

Liu Pingan raised his eyebrows, "This is what the president of the student union said."

Zhang Yitian: "...huh? Then what's the point of me studying here for two days without sleep and food?"

Liu Pingan: "That's right, where did you recite it? Do you want to copy it like me?"

Zhang Yitian "...bring it!!"

In this way, Zhang Yitian copied a perfect cheat sheet according to Liu Pingan, and then went out to play with confidence.

After Xu Jiangshan came back, he heard a piece of news. After hearing it, he felt that something was wrong, but he didn't realize it after thinking about it. Instead, after hearing that the examination room was not strict, he copied a copy like Liu Ping'an.

In this way, they reviewed Dafa directly, ate, drank and had fun for three whole days.

On the day of the exam, the three found their respective exam rooms and went in to wait for the exam.

As Liu Pingan said, every teacher in the examination room is a young face in their twenties, and they exude an atmosphere of "copying casually~" and "I'm not strict at all~".

So Zhang Yitian confidently took out a small note at the bottom and prepared to copy the definition of fashion.

first note

Civil engineering is a general term for the science and technology of building various land engineering facilities.It not only refers to the applied materials, equipment and technical activities such as survey, design, construction, maintenance and repair, but also refers to the object of engineering construction.That is, built on the ground or underground, on land, directly or indirectly for human life, production, military...

Zhang Yitian "..."

Xu Jiangshan in the examination room next door also faced this problem, but thanks to the fact that he memorized many things and was serious at ordinary times, he was relieved at this time, fortunately he did not pin his hopes on the cheat sheet.

Liu Pingan, who was in the same examination room as Zhang Yitian, finished copying the papers and turned around to see Zhang Yitian saying "Thank you!"I am your father's eyes and gestured an OK gesture.

Zhang Yitian "..." o Your grandma has such a leg!You fucking civil engineer made me copy your cheat sheet! !

Zhang Tiantian angrily wrote a note and threw it to Liu Pingan.

Liu Pingan took it

"If I fail to pass the exam, I will make you disappear from this world! Including your sister Zhiling who hasn't washed in three months!!"

Liu Ping'an's face tightened, hey!This kid!If you don't thank him, it's fine and you'll pay him back! !He scribbled and wrote back, "You are a person who repays your kindness! You dare to touch my sister Zhiling! What's the matter?!"

Zhang Yitian received the note and looked at it, and there was still half an hour to grit his teeth. Those papers poked hard at Liu Pingan, "Use your eyes that are not blind to see what is written on it!"

Liu Pingan watched it for a while and realized "..." Oops.

Zhang Yi was discouraged and lay down on the table and turned into a salted fish with no tomorrow. To be precise, it was true. If he failed a subject, he would be subjected to eighteen martial arts by Liu Qing and others.

Liu Pingan "..." looked pitiful.Liu Ping turned around and saw a woman who looked a little familiar... Oops... Sassoon's grandma's head.

Zhang Yitian looked at the three big questions that were empty behind him and felt that he could go to the crematorium by himself in a while, when a small note flew onto his desk. He looked up and Liu Pingan signaled him to open the note. Why is it him? Ah, it's so annoying, Zhang Tiantian opened the note, and on it were the answers to the three big questions he needed.

The grandma's name is Song Jiajia, a top student in the art department. She originally had a crush on Liu Pingan, although she was hit later, but this time Liu Pingan apologized. Why didn't she seize the opportunity?

Liu Pingan made full use of his beauty and made an exchange with Song Jiajia. Song Jiajia gave Zhang Yitian the answer, and he went out with Song Jiajia for a day after the exam the day after tomorrow.

Zhang Yitian didn't have time to think about it and copied it vigorously. Finally, he finished copying the three big questions and thought it would be no problem to pass.

Xue Wei finished the exam early and came to the exam room to wait for Xu Jiangshan. By the way, he took the drawing board used for the exam and drew another picture for Xu Jiangshan.

Xu Jiangshan came out when he finished the last stroke.

Xu Jiangshan, "What are you going to eat?"

Xue Wei: "Anything, what do you want to eat?"

Xu Jiangshan "Hmm...meat"

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan "By the way, let's go with Liu Ping'an and Zhang Yitian and I'll call them"

Xue Wei "Well, yes"

The four walked together again.

Xue Wei really doesn't like crowds, especially those who talk too much and like to quarrel with their chattering mouths like a cart. It's a pity that Zhang Yitian took up all these problems by himself, Xue Wei I haven't said that I hate and have no brains. After all, Xu Jiangshan's brains are not so good, so Liu Ping'an is not close, anyway, not much. Xue Wei directly imagined them as two newly hatched chickens. I don't care so much anymore.

Liu Pingan: "Xiao Jiang, you comment, I gave the wrong answer, but I made up for it in the end! Erhua blames me!"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Zhang Yitian: "You are a remedy? You are enjoying a blessing!! If it weren't for you, I would have cramps in my fingers?!"

Liu Pingan: "Huh? Cramp?! You are so struggling with these two words?! I'm still afraid of heights, and I have to go to the amusement park with my sister tomorrow!"

Zhang Yitian: "Hahaha, that's really wronged you!"

Liu Pingan: "Xiao Jiang! Look at him!!"

Xu Jiangshan "...what to eat?"

Liu Pingan "eat..."

Zhang Yitian: "Ahhh!! I can't move my hands and make this stupid gesture!"

Liu Ping took a look, "Pfft, very six plus one"

Zhang Yitian: "You mentally retarded! Shut up!"

Liu Pingan: "Who are you calling retarded?! Let me tell you, don't force me!!"

Zhang Yitian: "Yo Yo Yo, that's really wronged you little monster, hurry up and tell Bumpman what you have to say!"

Liu Pingan: "Let me tell you, two days ago Zhang Yitian wanted to go out to eat Mala Tang, so why did he ask the instructor for leave? I found out yesterday that my belly button is protruding, so I decided to go to the hospital to have a look." The instructor knew about this and when he came back, the eyeballs he gave him were like belly buttons! Why don't you say your head Not enough brains inside?!"

Zhang Yitian: "Speak again! How dare you say that everyone's belly buttons protrude?! Protruding is abnormal!"

Liu Pingan: "Mine is protruding!"

Zhang Yitian lifted Xu Jiangshan's clothes angrily, revealing Xu Jiangshan's white belly, "Look!! He's just sunken in!!"

Liu Pingan lifted Xue Wei's clothes violently, "Look! His is protruding!!"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Zhang Yitian "..."

Xue Wei "..."

Liu Pingan "..."

Xue Wei "I don't need to eat today, where is the toilet? You two come with me, I am curious about the taste of shit, you two have a taste"

You two are very brave to take off brother Jiangshan's clothes in sub-zero temperatures.