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Xu Jiangshan just stopped, and suddenly remembered something, "Oh, I forgot, every time I make it for my grandfather, I have to make it like this, I'm used to it..."

Xue Wei nodded, "Then I'll try it."

Xu Jiangshan nodded.

Xue Wei took a big spoonful and ate it.

Then he forcibly held back the sour physical tears, looked up at Xu Jiangshan's big eyes, closed them and swallowed, his expression unchanged except for the tear that fell on the table.

Xu Jiangshan saw that he didn't have the slightest disgust in his eyes and felt that he didn't find it unpalatable, but... "You like salad very much? I was so moved that I cried..."

Xue Wei nodded, "I like the salad you made, how much blueberry sauce did you put?"

Xu Jiangshan "One Bottle"

Xue Wei: "...Oh, maybe the ones in the school should be imported. They are delicious. I like them very much."

Xu Jiangshan picked up the spoon, "Then I will have a taste too."

Xue Wei grabbed the spoon

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei explained, "This is my reward for treating you to dinner tomorrow, you can't eat it"

Xu Jiangshan "You are really picky"

Xue Wei smiled wryly and ate another spoonful.

"How about we paint first, and then continue to eat?" Xu Jiangshan thought that this is the most successful food he has made for so long, and he must secretly take some back for Cheng Tong and the others to taste

Xue Wei wiped his mouth, "Yeah"

It doesn’t matter what time you eat it. He feels that what time brings to this salad is not harm, but tolerance.

It may be because Xue Wei ate this salad that his stomach felt very uncomfortable after a while, as if he drank a bottle of sulfuric acid. The pork rib rice he ate just now was digested at once. Went to the toilet.

Xu Jiangshan didn't think much of it, took advantage of his departure and secretly put a full salad in the previous fruit platter, intending to take it back to show off, then covered it with plastic wrap and put it in an orange bag

Xue Wei was very poisoned by this salad, went out for a while and came back to cover his stomach, his face was pale, and he said something full of sighs after entering the room.

"I might need to hang a bottle"

Xu Jiangshan stood up "teng".

He looked down at the salad, dipped a little bit of it with his finger and put it in his mouth.

Xue Wei: "Don't!..."

The secretion of Xu Jiang's saliva accelerated and almost flowed out.

"...I'm sorry, I'll go with you"

The two went to the infirmary.

The school doctor said that he had eaten something dirty, so he had to hang a bag of normal saline, which cost 40 yuan.

Xu Jiangshan gave the money calmly, and Xue Wei, who had seen through his heart, hurriedly took out the money from his wallet and gave it to the school doctor before him.

Xu Jiangshan only felt that the 1.9-meter man in front of him was a very, very good person, and all the rumors were deceiving.

Once the hanging bottle is hung, it is one and a half points.

Xu Jiangshan was bored, he just found a stool by the bed and sat down, but fell asleep on Xue Wei's lap after a while.

Xue Wei was also about to fall asleep, but seeing that there was still half of the hanging bottle, he had to stay awake.

I don't know what Xu Jiangshan thought of and suddenly woke up, sat up straight, stared at Xue Wei and said, "You sleep, you sleep, I will help you look at the bottle." He had diarrhea from eating, no matter what Be responsible and watch a hanging bottle, you can't sleep!

Xue Wei was taken aback by him, "It's okay, go to sleep, are you tired from making salad?"

When Xu Jiangshan heard the salad, he was downcast, "Why are you so polite? Just say it's not delicious? I almost thought I could make it for grandpa when I go home."

Xue Wei frowned, he ignored the "sorry"

Xu Jiangshan shook his head, "I don't blame you, you did the right thing..."

While he was talking, suddenly a man ran in with strange colored juice on his mouth, clutching his stomach.

"Doctor! I have a stomachache! There are a group of people behind! Put me in a bottle first!"

The middle-aged doctor was startled by his posture and shook his hands, hurried over to ask roughly, and took his temperature.

"I ate dirty things again, normal saline, forty"

After everything quieted down, Xu Jiangshan tentatively asked, "May I ask what kind of dirty food you ate?"

The male classmate had time to look at them, and he saw Xue Wei at a glance.

"Hey?! Male god! Why do you have hanging bottles on your body?"

Xue Wei "..."

The man was used to Xue Wei's indifference, so he said to Xu Jiangshan, "You look familiar, are you from the art department?"

Xu Jiangshan shook his head, "What did you eat? Why did you have a bad stomach?"

"There was a lot of fresh juice in a large white porcelain bowl on my desk. I took a sip and it was gone in less than 5 minutes. Oh, I'm going! It's not edible! It's just Forma Lin! Chemical weapons! No matter how bad it is, it’s some kind of element in our chemical laboratory! Don’t mention it, it’s worse than eating shit!”

Xu Jiangshan "...eating shit doesn't seem to cause diarrhea, the shit is full of chaff" and then asked Xue Wei, "What's his name?"

Xue Wei frowned, "...don't know"

The man almost cried bitterly, "Brother!! I have been sitting next to you for several weeks! You treat me as air?!"

Xue Wei didn't speak, although he wanted to agree, but for the sake of the other party's face, it's better not to tell the truth.

When Xu Jiangshan heard this, he suddenly thought of his deskmate. What was his deskmate's name?

The buddy said tearfully, "My name is Tutu."

Xu Jiangshan said to him, "After you finished eating, you came running over with a stomachache?" Didn't leave a note or something to prevent everyone from eating?

Tu Tu waved his hand, "Why am I that kind of person?! I was trembling with stomach pain, and I still insisted on holding on to the door frame and sent a text message to everyone."

Xu Jiangshan let out a long sigh of relief, it's okay, it's okay.

As soon as the words fell, people from Wuyang Wuyang rushed in.

No matter how you look at it, there must be at least a dozen people who are swearing at each other.

"Damn it! Don't let me know who that trumpet is!!"

"Yes! Catch him and let him eat that whole bowl!!"

"Oh fuck, my stomach!"

"I'm going to be a ghost and I won't let him go!!"

Xu Jiangshan looked at Tu Tu and "..."?Didn't you send a message?

Tu Tu said to Xu Jiangshan, "Really, I think it's okay. One day, it's better to keep poisoning others than some croton. One drop will work."

Xu Jiangshan "..." vaguely guessed what message Tu Tu had sent before he came, and also knew how many enemies Tu Tu had.

After Xue Wei hung up the hanging bottle, before leaving, Xu Jiangshan remembered this legendary figure, Tutu.

Xue Wei's stomach has improved a lot, and Xu Jiangshan has nothing to worry about. After thinking about it for a while, there is nothing in the bowl in the classroom, so he followed Xue Wei back to the classroom to pack things.

After such a toss, night fell quietly, Xu Jiangshan packed up his things and was ready to go back to the dormitory with oranges, Xue Wei, even recovering from a serious illness, still refused to listen to Xu Jiangshan's dissuasion and had to send Xu Jiangshan to the downstairs of the dormitory.

Walking to the stairs, Xu Jiangshan suddenly thought of a serious question, "Have I never told you what my name is?!"

Xue Wei smiled, "I know, Xu Jiangshan, let's go up."

Xu Jiangshan nodded, then went upstairs stiffly.

Xue Wei must know him! ! !If he didn't know himself, what was he plotting to treat him so well?I have no money and no color!Judging from his generosity to himself and his amazing patience, it shouldn't be that he owed money and didn't pay it back... Thinking of this, he felt a little relieved.