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After going upstairs, he fell asleep and left a note next to the orange, "you eat." After all, it was three catties, and he couldn't finish it by himself.

Zhang Yitian boiled some water, passed by Xu Jiangshan's table and saw those oranges, picked one up and ate one, and saw a very delicate white plate inside.

"Isn't this a small platter that the school used to sell for one yuan each? Why did it come out in this shape? What is this?"

Liu Pingan slept all afternoon and was awakened by the light shaking, "Huh? What are you doing? Oranges? Give me one."

Zhang Yitian threw him one.

Liu Ping ate half of it before realizing that it was Xu Jiangshan's table, "Oh? Don't touch Xiaojiang's if you take anyone's table!"

Zhang Yitian stepped aside to show Liu Pingan the note.

Only then did Liu Pingan continue to eat.

Zhang Yitian picked up the plate again.

"It's new in school, do you want to try it?"

Liu Pingan glanced at it.

"What is this thing? It looks good, try it, oh, I forgot to tell you, you have to change your glasses, I asked you to remove the screws of your glasses today and press them into my electric drill. I can only see it, but unfortunately I can only press it, and I can’t tear it down.”

Zhang Yitian just wanted to say that it would be nice to wear a pair of glasses and legs. After licking the plate, he became excited.

Nose sore tears can not stop the flow.

Liu Pingan: "...This... the glasses cost 500 yuan, right?"

Zhang Yitian shook his head, "No!! I'm uncomfortable!!! Hey, I'll go!! This...this fucking!"

Liu Pingan: "Huh?! It's not because of the glasses, it scares me to death, it's so unpalatable?!"

Zhang Yitian wiped away tears, "No, it's so delicious! It reminds me of my hometown. Let me give you a taste. It's like a freshman. The school did a great job! I've never eaten such delicious food!"

Liu Pingan was convinced that he took it and licked it, and then tears filled his eyes. Suddenly the door was pushed open, and it turned out to be Cheng Tong.

Cheng Tong looked at the two elders with tears in their eyes, and then at Xu Jiangshan who was lying down.

"...Baby is dead?"

Liu Pingan wiped away tears, "It's cool!! You taste what Erhua is holding! It's so fucking delicious!"

Zhang Tiantian couldn't see anything clearly, so he suddenly reached out and handed the things in front of Cheng Tong, almost punching Cheng Tong in his mouth.

Cheng Tong stretched out his hand and squeezed a piece in his mouth, just about to spit it out Zhang Yitian held his mouth tightly, the two of them rolled out of the dormitory door, just in time Zhang Yi who was about to go to the toilet looked straight at him.

The two gave up fighting.

Zhang Yitian "Try it, really, it's so delicious"

Zhang Yi took a sip, then covered his mouth with tears streaming down his face, grabbed the plate and went into the opposite bedroom.

That day, people in the two dormitories cried bitterly, some went to the toilet, and some went to the infirmary.

Xu Jiangshan was so sleepy that he couldn't be shaken.

The next day was the entrance examination, and Xue Wei, who dragged him along, from the Art Department, easily took the first place. Not only his professional scores, but also his cultural scores also took the first place.

Xu Jiangshan himself didn't know what was going on.

Xue Wei sent him a text message.

From now on, I think it depends on you to take the first place in the exam.

Xu Jiangshan replied blankly.

Rest assured, a bowl of salad guarantees that no one will be left in the art department

Xue Wei looked at it and sneered, hugged the drawing board in his arms and continued to draw.

After the entrance exam, all students have to go to evening self-study, and there are only three days left to recruit new students, so everyone is very impatient these days.

Xue Wei anxiously looked for Xu Jiangshan in the crowd, followed by a large group of men and women. Fortunately, he was at a higher altitude and could ignore what they said, but the high temperature and noise made him extremely bored.

"Brother Xue Wei, I'll sign up for whatever you sign up for!"

"Brother Xue, take a look at this club, I like it very much."

"Xue..."

...in addition to these

"Student Union Student Union! The top [-] students in the school's culture score will pass directly! The top [-] students in each department will also pass directly! First come, first served!"

Xue Wei passed by without looking.

"The art department is recruiting! There are professional models! Everyone look over and lean in!"

Xue Wei took a look, and saw a woman with heavy makeup stepping on the table and blowing kisses.

Xue Wei frowned, planning to go around the edge of the playground.

Xu Jiangshan asked a person who did not have traditional Chinese medicine health care, "Can I add credits?"

The senior was as steady as Mount Tai while counting strings and said, "Can—"

Excitedly, Xu Jiangshan was about to get the registration form.

"also can not--"

Xu Jiangshan: "...Then how can I get credits?"

The senior counts strings very quickly one by one.

The distance between the upper and lower lips seems to be a fucking thousand miles apart.

"Can - because - because not - absent from class"

Xu Jiangshan breathed a sigh of relief, "Then how much is missing, will I not be given credits?"

Seniors "one-two-three-four-five"

Xu Jiangshan breathed a sigh of relief, "You mean five classes?"

Seniors "go up—mountain fight—tiger"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Suddenly the sun was blocked by something behind him.

Behind him, a very neat hand with big knuckles and manicured nails pulled the senior's bracelet.

The senior who was squinting and listless stood up "Teng" "What are you doing!"

Xue Wei held the bracelet on his shoulder.

"He's asking you something"

The senior sat down, his face finally returned to a normal expression, and he said impatiently, "If you miss three classes, you won't be able to give credits."

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "How many people have signed up now?"

The senior stared at the bracelet, "there are ten lecture halls on the second floor, including you eleven."

Xu Jiangshan: "Is the lecture theater the one that can seat [-] people?"

The senior nodded, "Yes, return the bracelet to me."

Xue Wei handed it to him.

Xu Jiangshan took a sheet and filled it out, and thanked Xue Wei by the way.

Unexpectedly, Xue Wei also took one and began to write.

After Xu Jiangshan finished writing, he handed it over, "Aren't you an artist?"

Xue Wei nodded, "But I don't have any hobbies."

Hand it over after writing.

A group of female freshman seniors found Xue Wei and rushed over, that's all.

Senior "..."

Female students: "Hello! I want to sign up for this club! Can I have different majors?"

The senior put away the bracelet, "Come on, I don't have any requirements, I just need to feel the pulse"

The first soybean female student whose pulse was felt "..."

10 minutes later

Soybean: "Senior, I think I should get a result from a blood test, right?"

The senior nodded, "You're pregnant"

Soy "...AHHH!!!"

Classmate Soybean fainted.

The senior nodded, "Well, my diagnosis is correct, you can see that she has fainted from excitement"

Other female students also gathered around, "Is it true?! Give it to me!"

10 minute later.

Senior "You're pregnant"

Classmate "...senior, I'm a man"

Later they found out that there was a legendary figure in the 13th Chinese medicine major. It's the opposite of me.

The Chinese Medicine Health Club is also a public elective class scheduled every Wednesday afternoon from 01:30 to 03:30.