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Xue Wei smiled, "Buy fruit after dinner"

Xu Jiangshan nodded expressionlessly, no matter how many times this man gave him something to eat, he offered it on his own initiative, and the most important thing is that if he bought fruit for himself, wouldn't he be able to secretly take back two to make fruit salad?So you don't have to pay for it yourself?

Xu Jiangshan walked with an extra arm on his shoulder.

"...your arms are so heavy"

Only then did Xue Wei notice it, and quickly put it away "Sorry, the height is just right"

Xu Jiangshan "...I could have grown 1.8 meters"

Xue Wei nodded, "So, what made you become 1.6 meters seven?"

Xu Jiangshan: "Actually, I am because... no, how do you know that I am 1.6 meters seven?!" Not less than one centimeter? !

Xue Wei thought for a while, and specially memorized it during the high school physical examination, "Well, I will know it with my arms."

Xu Jiangshan "Then next time, you and I will go to the Paradise of Chinese Medicine"

Xue Wei "Why?"

Xu Jiangshan: "It is an alternative Chinese medicine culture. It uses the height as a characteristic to clearly remember the Chinese medicine theory of the monument used to distinguish each person. They said that there are numbers on the top of the monument. I can't see the top. The most The short one is 1.7 meters... I can only touch the first one with my hands, and the rest are out of reach. In fact, they can be as tall as written on the bright side. People with stunted growth are not considered at all, which is a bit of a loss of medical ethics.”

Xue Wei "...poof" it was really their fault.

Xu Jiangshan turned to look at him, "Are you kidding me?"

Xue Wei shook his head, "No, let's go, I'll buy you oranges."

Xu Jiangshan "Why did you buy me oranges?"

Xue Wei, "Is it strange to buy oranges for you?"

Xu Jiangshan: "...the strange thing is not to buy oranges, but why do you buy oranges?" I love oranges the most, what a coincidence?

Xue Wei "Let's go, there are ribs in the school cafeteria today"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, and then felt that he forgot something, forget it, let's think about buying some spare ribs, the school dinner plate is a bit small.

When I first entered the cafeteria, it was like entering a vegetable market, and it was still the kind of frenzied buying that was suddenly half priced.

In Wuyang Wuyang's crowd, he couldn't even see the window with ribs written on it. Sure enough, this world has a lot of malice towards stunted people.

The first person in the front of a long line suddenly stretched out an arm, and the crowd was finally recognizable, "Boss!! This, this, this!"

Xue Wei dragged Xu Jiangshan over.

The monkey swayed from side to side, "Boss, look, my seat is well arranged, I'll go first, you eat"

Xue Wei nodded, and the man ran away like a girl, and the cafeteria aunt said "next"

Xue Wei bought the meal in less than 3 minutes. Zhang Yitian, who was behind more than a dozen people in the queue, completely forgot about the issue of being framed just now. Where did Liu Pingan come from?

Xu Jiangshan: "May I use my own swipe? We all borrowed your light. My meal card has been recharged to [-] and it has been useless."

Xue Wei swiped his card and held two dinner plates, "How much living expenses do you have a month?"

Xu Jiangshan "[-], [-] is kept by myself as a tutor, please give me the plate, I will take it myself"

Xue Wei easily saw an empty seat in the crowd, "Follow me, there are too many people, you will spill the dinner plate"

Xu Jiangshan looked up at the dinner plate above his head, but in case you spilled it, you would spill it on top of my head impartially.

But since it was too noisy here, Xue Wei could hear him talking enough, so he didn't say anything. Anyway, even if he looked up, he couldn't see anything, so he just lowered his head and followed Xue Wei to the dining table to complain.

Sure enough, there is meat to eat with the boss, and Xu Jiangshan has already eaten while others are still queuing up to grab the food.

Xue Wei patted some non-existent things on the shirt that he might have bumped into by accident.

Xu Jiangshan felt that he might be a bit of a clean freak, but he didn't seem to have it for himself, such as the leftover soup that he had put on the table before.

"...I don't have any change, I'll give it to you next time"

Xue Wei didn't want to waste Xu Jiangshan's time with him because of this kind of thing.

"You don't have to tell me so clearly, just eat."

Xu Jiangshan nodded and started to eat, alas, wouldn't it be equivalent to bumping into a meal ticket by accident?He actually thought that Xue Wei was just like him, just to be polite, but he didn't expect Xue Wei to be an uncompromising person at all, completely different from himself.

After eating, Xu Jiangshan waved his small hand, "I invite you to eat fruit!"

Xue Wei waited for him at the dining table where he was, for about ten minutes.

Xu Jiangshan came back with a plate as big as a palm.

“An apple with two pieces, I think it’s more affordable as a platter”

Xue Wei "..." He felt that the plate could be eaten by him in one bite.

"Go, take it, pack it up and go home"

Xu Jiangshan took out a prepared plastic bag from his pocket and put it in "Okay"

Xue Wei "..." Well, what should I say?

When passing by the supermarket, Xue Wei bought three catties of oranges, a lot of green ones and yellow ones.

It took about 40 more.

Xu Jiangshan muttered while eating, "The broken school is so expensive, I won't come back next time!"

Xue Wei "..." It is estimated that this bag of oranges can last him for a month, and he will buy others at that time

"I don't have class in the afternoon, I'll be a model for you, by the way, wait a minute, I'll go shopping"

Xue Wei followed him in order to prevent him from having to wait for another 10 minutes to come back with a platter.

Xu Jiangshan bought a can of blueberry sauce for 15 yuan, and another can of salad dressing for [-] yuan, which added up to [-] yuan. He squatted at the entrance of the supermarket with his hands on his chest, saying that Grandpa is sorry, Grandpa is sorry.

A middle school boy passing by patted him on the shoulder, "Don't worry, let my third child do the job of saving grandpa from beating the snake spirit."

Xu Jiangshan "..." Fuck your grandma's three-legged child.

Xue Wei regretted that he didn't see that Xu Jiangshan's calm expression when he paid the bill was actually a heart that was always worried about money, so he felt a little distressed.

"I'll still go to you for dinner tomorrow, or I'll treat you, how about it?"

Xu Jiangshan calculated silently in his heart, a pork rib meal is 15 yuan, if it is from the school, it is [-] yuan, and if there is [-] yuan left, it will cost [-] yuan for two vegetarian dishes, which will cost Xue Wei an extra yuan

"...I'll pour that platter in for you"

Xue Wei smiled, "Okay, let's go, go to my classroom"

Xu Jiangshan nodded and followed Xue Wei to that classroom.

Xu Jiangshan rolled up his sleeves and started making salads, "Well, I forgot to say, I don't care if I can't do it well. In fact, the biggest problem is that I don't like people talking when I'm cooking."

Xue Wei: "...Okay" This is what I do. You can't understand me and I do the same thinking and attitude?Sure enough, it's cuter than before.

After Xu Jiangshan said this with a cheeky face, he began to cut fruit. He has been peeling fruit for his grandparents since he was a child, so his knife skills are no problem, and he cut them all into cubes of the same size in a short while.

Then pour the sauce, Xue Wei thought that he would never make blueberry sauce and salad dressing again and it would not produce any strange taste.

Unexpectedly, after 5 minutes of stirring, Xu Jiangshan made a large bowl of yellow, yellow, white, white, purple and purple mud.

Xue Wei "..." looked a little shocked.

"Actually, there is no need to make it so broken, my teeth are still there"