simba and sean

Xu Jiangshan walked over and opened the window to let Heishu in. She was a girl anyway, and it was so cold outside, how could he have the nerve to let her climb the window outside.

After Hei Shu came in, he quickly closed the window, and then let out a breath to keep himself warm. That lumpy uncle at the entrance of a rural village who loves to wear military coats.

Hei Shu's eyes rolled, and Xu Jiangshan's figure that was originally taller than Xu Jiangshan made Xu Jiangshan feel that he was much taller than her.

"...What do you usually sell?"

Hei Shu looked left and right and then stretched his hands into his arms. Xu Jiangshan immediately thought of a character when he saw this action.

When Xu Jiangshan passed by the street corner when he was a child, there was always an uncle holding a schoolbag and asking him, "Brother, do you want to watch movies? Ten yuan a piece, 15 two pieces~"

Xu Jiangshan "..." remembered.

He probably knows what the black tree sells.

But Hei Shu didn't take out any big ones, but took out a pair of long johns.

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Hei Shu took out the long johns and stretched them out, "These long johns are so good, why don't you wear them? I heard from the monkey that he had conflicts with Xue Wei because of not wearing long johns?"

Xu Jiangshan "...how can it be?! I just don't want to wear it!"

Hei Shu: "...you know, right? Xue Wei told us that anyone who can let you wear long johns will give 100 yuan to him."

Xu Jiangshan "...I think you can tell him, just give it to me, I will wear it right away"

Hei Shu: "That won't work, I won't be able to hold it if you put it on, and you know that I'm very short of money recently"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Hei Shu strangled the long johns around his neck, "Look! How elastic it is!! I can tighten it a little more, believe it or not?!"

Xu Jiangshan was terrified enough, "Don't hold back! I believe it, I believe it!"

Hei Shu used his left and right hands together, "Why don't you wear it if you believe it?!"

Xu Jiangshan "Give me the long johns!"

Heishi thought he had succeeded and handed it over to Xu Jiangshan.

Xu Jiangshan took the long johns and strangled his neck, "Do you think I will give you a huge sum of 100 yuan so easily?! Dreaming!!!"

Black tree "..."

Xu Jiangshan "Ahhh!!!"

Black tree "..."

Xu Jiangshan began to roll his eyes, "Uh——"

Hei Shu: "Okay, okay, I don't want it anymore, I will die for 100 yuan in a while for this crap job."

Xu Jiangshan let go of his long johns and gasped for breath.

Hei Shu left and Xu Jiangshan sat at the table and began to think more and more angry. Xue Wei didn't give him 100 yuan directly but hired someone. What does this prove?Prove that Xue Wei doesn't love him!

The first sentence Xu Jiangshan called Xue Wei was "Do you love me?!"

Xue Wei "... love, what's wrong?"

Xu Jiangshan "Why didn't you give me 100 yuan when I was busy?!"

Xue Wei: "...you want to use it? But I'm sketching?"

Xu Jiangshan "You don't love me!!"

Xue Wei "..." Eighteen questions in the legendary series of life-threatening?

Xu Jiangshan "Tell me! Do you love me or not?!"

Xue Wei "Love!"

Xu Jiangshan "Then you give me 100 yuan and I will wear long johns!!"

Xue Wei: "Oh... so it's about this, but I've already told your roommate that monkeys and green snakes are probably useless, but your roommate should beat you"

Xu Jiangshan "... When did you tell them to look for me?"

Xue Wei "...Yesterday? I was the first to call them."

Xu Jiangshan "hang up, hum! You don't love me at all!"

Xue Wei "Don't be angry, I will give you all the money when I go back"

Xu Jiangshan: "Oh~ I seem to care about money~ It's all right~ Weiwei goodbye~"

Xue Wei "...oh"

After Xu Jiangshan hung up the phone, he did some calculations. If Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian were called yesterday, and if they didn’t come yesterday evening, they would have rushed here this morning because they were so short of money. It’s already afternoon. ? !died? ! !

In the mind of Xu Jiangshan studying medicine, Liu Ping'an and Zhang Yitian had countless ways to die, and finally decided to spend another phone call.

"Hello? School beauty?!" The voice was very mixed, there was the sound of a car, it should be outside.

Xu Jiangshan: "Why are you so noisy! What are you two doing?!"

Zhang Yitian seemed to be doing other things, and the voice on the phone fluctuated from far to near.

"School beauty!! You know a lot, tell me what to do if your tongue gets stuck in a street lamp?!"

Xu Jiangshan froze for a moment, "...Wow, this is the first time I've heard that street lights can stick to people"

Zhang Yitian: "Liu Ping'an heard a man named Tutu say that after minus ten degrees in winter, he can merge with street lamps and become an alien!!"

Xu Jiangshan "...and then?"

Zhang Yitian: "He really licked it when he passed by!"

Xu Jiangshan "...find a bottle of warm water or hot milk tea and pour it on the place where he and the street lamp are stuck"

Zhang Yitian: "Is it useful?"

Xu Jiangshan: "It's definitely useful! Hurry up and get it!"

Can it be integrated with street lights?In fact, Zhang Yitian felt that the matter was too troublesome and was too lazy to talk about it. It was just an excuse, and the process of the matter was actually like this.

Zhang Yitian took Liu Pingan back to school early in the morning and Xu Jiangshan.

Before Liu Pingan woke up, he was shocked by the freezing cold in the winter morning in City S.

"That's weird, Erhua, you used to be the laziest one, why are you so hardworking recently?"

Zhang Yitian: "That's because 100 yuan is calling me!"

Liu Pingan yawned, "Isn't it just 100 yuan?"

Zhang Yitian: "What's wrong? It's the beginning of the month, everyone is rich and you are rich? How much do you have for living expenses?"

Liu Pingan: "Living expenses? What is that?"

Zhang Yitian "...shut up your poor mouth"

Liu Pingan: "Why? Why do you tell me to shut up when we are all crowded together on the bus?!"

Zhang Yitian: "Because I have 800 yuan in my pocket!"

Liu Pingan "...garbage"

Zhang Yitian: "Hey - how much do you have?!"

Liu Pingan: "My number is amazing!"

Zhang Yitian "... How many zeros are there?"

Liu Pingan said proudly, "One!"

Zhang Yitian "one"

Liu Pingan nodded, "Yes! One!"

Zhang Yitian: "Can you eat shit? Don't stand in the way of me."

Liu Pingan "I don't!"

Zhang Yitian: "If you try harder! If you try harder, I'll beat you!"

Liu Pingan never persuaded when he heard this word, "Come here, come here~little trash~"

As soon as Zhang Yitian heard about the little trash, he immediately started to do it. He first pushed Liu Pingan.

There were few people at this bus station, and the old man next to him saw that they were arguing and moved aside automatically.

But the world is so mysterious, Zhang Yitian just pushed Liu Pingan to the uncle's side and passed him by.

Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian didn't care about this detail.

Uncle "..." Uncle silently moved to the right.

Can Liu Pingan let Zhang go all the time?As a passionate young man, of course not! !So Liu Pingan yelled "Down with imperialism!!" Then he pushed Zhang Yitian out and made a perfect circle with the eggs bought by the uncle.

The uncle who went to the supermarket at five in the morning and snatched three catties of eggs "..."

Zhang Yitian whispered "I'm sorry"

The uncle suppressed his anger and moved to the left.

Zhang Tiantian became angry and pushed towards Liu Pingan. Liu Pingan twirled and jumped to have a close contact with the uncle himself.

The uncle "..." was very angry.

Tutu from the same site stood up bravely, "You add me, do you know? If you lick the street lamp at a few degrees below zero, you can become one with the street lamp~"

Zhang Yitian "..."

Liu Pingan "..."