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The school has been experiencing frequent water and electricity cuts recently, and Xu Jiangshan can only live in Xue Wei's dormitory. This stoppage lasted for a week. Xu Jiangshan asked the instructor before he knew that building A of the school would have to cut off water and electricity for a whole month because of furniture renovation. Building A will be completely sealed in a few days, Xu Jiangshan thought about finding some clothes to take with him to Building B.

Xue Wei "The lights in the corridor are not working, I will go with you with my mobile phone"

Xu Jiangshan: "Oh, actually, I don't need it, I can do it myself"

Xue Wei "...I'd better go with you"

Xu Jiangshan waved his hand, "Really, I was stupid because of amnesia before, now my IQ is normal, how could there be any accidents, isn't it just walking a dark staircase?"

After entering Building A, Xu Jiangshan was helped out by Xue Wei when he came out.

Xu Jiangshan limped and complained, "The repair place is not surrounded by a little...I fell to death"

Xue Wei looked down at his feet, "How is it?"

Xu Jiangshan "A little pain in the ankle should be a little swollen, no problem"

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan felt that he was also a person who said that he was arrogant and ambitious before, and now it was a bit embarrassing to slap his face so quickly, so he asked Xue Wei, "Which do you think I have a higher IQ than before?"

Xue Wei "before"

Xu Jiangshan "...wasn't as tall as he is now, right?"

Xue Wei: "No, I mean it's not as tall as before"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei felt that he didn't understand, "It means that your current IQ is not as good as when you lost your memory. More precisely, you are not as good as when you were mentally unsound. Another way of saying it is..."

Xu Jiangshan patted him "Enough"

Xue Wei "... Got it?"

Xu Jiangshan "You usually don't talk much"

Xue Wei "I just want to say a few more words to you"

Xu Jiangshan: "These few words are enough, be careful and I will chase you away in a while"

Xue Wei "...Actually, you can try"

Xu Jiangshan looked down at his lame left foot, "...are you bullying me?"

Xue Wei: "No, you drove me away as you said."

Xu Jiangshan "Do you think I can't keep up with you if I'm lame?!"

Xue Wei "I don't think so, it's just a fact"

Xu Jiangshan: "Huh?! Really, you are too arrogant. Do you really think that I will abandon my dignity just because I was supported by you?!"

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan: "Let go!"

Xue Wei let go.

Xu Jiangshan looked at the kind of gum on the ground where he was falling or the kind of color that was chewed for two days and two nights.

Xue Wei supported him again.

Xu Jiangshan "...cough, go back to sleep"

Xue Wei "Oh"

Facts have proved that such a thing as dignity is not as good as a piece of chewing gum that has been chewed for two days and two nights in front of Xu Jiangshan.

Xue Wei applied ointment to Xu Jiangshan, and then found that Xu Jiangshan's feet were thinner and cold.

At that moment, Xue Wei began to blame himself.

Xu Jiangshan "...what's wrong? My feet are so beautiful? I want to cry?"

Xue Wei "looked for clothes in a while, looking for a thicker and longer padded jacket, as well as long johns and cotton trousers"

Xu Jiangshan "Autumn... long johns?!"

I don't know what happened to Xue Wei, Xu Jiangshan felt a little complicated when he received the express delivery.

But not long after receiving the goods, Xue Wei called, "Go to the bathroom and change it. The software introduces it as pure natural handmade cotton."

Xu Jiangshan took out the padded jacket and looked at it, "Did you buy too much?"

Xue Wei: "No, it was like that in the first place, I will find you in 5 minutes, change it quickly, and take you out to buy food after changing it."

Xu Jiangshan has been a little lonely recently, because the dormitory is full of ammunition and food, and can do nothing but sleep, so Zhang Yitian and Liu Ping'an have gone out to share a house with others, and it is quite uncomfortable to lose two fools around him unexpectedly.

When Xue Wei walked to the door of Xu Jiangshan's classroom, he saw a black baker with no face inside who occupied two seats in Xu Jiangshan's seat.

Maybe because he heard Xue Wei's footsteps, Breadman squeezed out his two eyeballs from his collar and stared at him fiercely.

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan: "Yo, you dress neatly"

Xue Wei "Because I am tall"

Xu Jiangshan "huh"

Xue Wei "...can you stand up?"

After Xu Jiangshan stood up

Xue Wei: "Stand up?"

Xu Jiangshan "I stood up!!!"

Xue Wei: "...Oh, I didn't see it, come out, let's go shopping together"

Xu Jiangshan "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Xue Wei "poof"

Xu Jiangshan: "Are you laughing again?!! Believe it or not, I will roll over and smash you to death!!!"

Xue Wei "Come on"

Xu Jiangshan: "Ugh... woo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Xue Wei walked over and sat beside him, "Okay, so you don't like it?"

Xu Jiangshan "...It's not that I don't like it, it's just that it's so inconvenient to move around. Actually...it's quite warm"

Xue Wei nodded, and suddenly saw Xu Jiangshan's long johns protruding from his desk.

Xu Jiangshan revealed his answer and tried to hide it, but was caught by Xue Wei, "Why don't you wear long johns?!"

Xu Jiangshan: "...Do you know that in our hometown, these things are called line pants, basically they are worn as pajamas before going to bed, now you go everywhere to see where there are people wearing long johns?!"

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan: "Okay, okay, take me shopping quickly?"

Xue Wei "...um"

Although Xue Wei temporarily gave up the idea of ​​letting Xu Jiangshan wear long johns, it was only temporarily. In order to persuade Xu Jiangshan, he sent three generals. Their instructions were to let Xu Jiangshan see that long johns are good and like them. Wear long johns.

The first one, who knows how to do anything, will brag and force the general green snake.

It was less than a month before the exam, Xu Jiangshan was a little nervous, he was writing on the big table in the living room when Xue Wei wasn't there, the day was sunny, Xu Jiangshan came out of the bedroom after writing for a while.

Xu just didn't pay attention to it at first, but later found that the dress of the green snake was a bit strange. After a closer look, it turned out that the green snake was wearing a pair of tight SpongeBob long johns, which looked like dirt.

But Green Snake didn't notice it at all, and came over with a steady step, "Sister-in-law~ what are you doing? Studying? You're so hardworking~"

After saying this, he straightened his legs, and Xu Jiangshan felt that if he could lower his fork, he would probably split his legs on his table.

Xu Jiangshan couldn't resist the Green Snake's intention to hide it, so he asked cooperatively, "Why is the Green Snake wearing long johns today?"

The green snake retracted her legs as she wished, and then pulled out a brand new pair of long johns from the back of her buttocks, "Sister-in-law! You don't know, since I put on long johns, my waist doesn't hurt anymore, my legs don't feel sore, and I can't even talk! The long johns are really great. it works!"

Xu Jiangshan "It seems that you don't have back pain and legs, and you can't talk and bend"

Green Snake "...um... please wait for me to finish, I will give you the most intimate warmth for the little long johns! Do you have a weak kidney recently? Do you have no appetite? As long as you wear this long johns bag You are done once and for all!"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Green Snake: "How about it? Do you want to wear it?"

Xu Jiangshan "roll off"

Green Snake "Okay"

Xue Wei's first general died in battle, and the second successor was a shameless monkey who walked around the world.