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Xu Jiangshan: "So? Are your IQs eaten by dogs? Do you believe me?"

Zhang Yitian: "...how could I believe it?! It's Liu Ping'an! Damn Dahua!!! I don't know what's wrong with him! I have to lick it! No matter how much I try to persuade him!"

Liu Pingan covered his mouth in disbelief and turned his head, "Why are you swollen with such a good intention to shrunk such words?!"

In fact, it was Zhang Yitian who stuck Liu Pingan on it.

Details are as follows.

Liu Pingan "...doesn't sound very reliable"

Zhang Yitian "..."

Tu Tu "You two are too lonely and ignorant, you two ask the uncle"

Liu Ping'an interviewed the uncle who was smashed with two eggs, "Master, is what he said true?"

The uncle clanged forcefully with a vengeful air, "He's right!!"

Liu Pingan "..." Could it be true? !

Zhang Yitian Tutu "Then why don't you change?"

Tutu: "Don't tell me there is one thing, I changed it! But then I changed back automatically. There is a special function... can write!!"

Zhang Yitian was surprised, "My God, he can write!!"

Liu Ping'an exclaimed, "My God—he can write!"

Will the two of them be bewitched by such nonsense?

The two stared at the street lamp for a while and then at the street lamp made of cold iron. Liu Ping turned around and prepared to leave.

Zhang Yitian grabbed him "..."

Liu Pingan: "...What do you mean? You don't think..."

Zhang Yitian "Try it?"

Liu Pingan: "Try?...Okay, you try yours, I'll go first"

Zhang Yitian looked at the street lamp in surprise and said, "Ah!! What's on it?!"

Liu Ping'an leaned over, "What?"

Zhang Yitian pressed Liu Pingan's head on the street lamp.

Liu Ping'an's "...Grandma Mud's legs——"

Zhang Yitian watched Liu Ping'an's tongue stick to the street lamp, but nothing miraculous happened.

Just then the No. 121 bus arrived.

Liu Pingan: "Slightly? Ahhh——"

Zhang Yitian "..."

When the uncle and Tu smiled triumphantly after painting the car, they finally understood the cruel truth.

There were still a few people waiting for the bus left at the station, old or young, and some of them looked like college students.

Liu Pingan tried to tear off his tongue, but the cold weather and the characteristics of iron made him really become one with the street lamps. What made people feel distressed was that his saliva dripped out from his open mouth. There was a little image in front of the little girl, so he had no choice but to let Zhang Yitian stand in front of him.

Zhang Yitian felt ashamed and hurriedly blocked him and only exposed Liu Pingan's head.

Liu Pingan, who was dripping all over the ground, shed sad tears at this moment.

The group of little girls patted Liu Pingan, and the light from the flash gave Liu Pingan the illusion of being a star. However, he could imagine how ugly he is now, and how ugly he is, so he hated Zhang Yitian. how deep.

Xu Jiangshan "... Erhua"

Zhang Yitian felt guilty, "Huh?"

Xu Jiangshan: "Are you so despicable?"

Liu Pingan "Exactly!!!"

Zhang Yitian "..."

Xu Jiangshan stretched out his hand, "Well done!! Give me a high five!!"

Zhang Yitian clapped his hands "Yeah!!!"

Liu Pingan was dumbfounded, and after a while, he let out a long cry, "...Woo——"

In this world where routines are as deep as a black hole in the universe, a person like Liu Pingan, who is squeezed by muscles and has no brains, probably cannot survive.

Seeing them both in a miserable state, no, seeing Liu Pingan in such a miserable state, Xu Jiangshan didn't say a word and wore ten pairs of long johns for his good friend.

Zhang Yitian: "...I think you can wear another pair. You can shoot an advertisement and say that long johns are the most elastic pants in the world. What do you two think?"

Liu Pingan: "Very good, the title is an advertisement researched by experts in mental retardation"

Xu Jiangshan felt like a mermaid. "Also, it's not because you guys ask for money to go out for a good meal, no, it's for Dahua to have a good meal, look at our Dahua's tongue is peeling off"

Zhang Yitian: "Yes, we asked for money to eat hot pot, right?"

Liu Pingan "..."

Xu Jiangshan: "Okay! Spicy tomato!"

Zhang Yitian: "Ahhh!! I really want to eat!"

Liu Pingan "..."

Xu Jiangshan "I haven't eaten for a long time!"

Zhang Yitian "It's all to compensate Dahua! The school flower is about to pay!"

Liu Pingan: "My tongue is peeling off, do you want me to eat hot pot?"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Zhang Yitian "..."

After negotiation, Xu Jiangshan came to a conclusion: "Oh! Ask for money first! Let's talk after we finish!"

Xue Wei was stunned for a while when he saw the picture sent by Xu Jiangshan. After looking at it for a long time, he realized that Xu Jiangshan was wearing ten layers of long johns.

Xu Jiangshan "After my dear roommate's persuasion, I think long johns are so good, I like them to death, I wear ten pairs, one hundred, ten thousand, Weiwei, love tiger oil"

Xue Wei: "...Well, you can just wear it, remember not to take it off today, I will send the money."

Just as Xu Jiangshan was about to say no, Liu Pingan covered his mouth. Zhang Yitian took the phone and said, "Okay-bye~"

After hanging up the phone, Xu Jiangshan looked at the mentally handicapped good friend in front of him for 1000 yuan and finally recognized their ugly faces for the umpteenth time.

When Xu Jiangshan came back from a day of shopping in long johns, he went to the bathroom first, and Xue Wei saw Xu Jiangshan come out with his butt naked amidst a swear word.

Xue Wei: "What's wrong?"

Xu Jiangshan's face was ugly, "...can't take it off...can't hold it back"

Xue Wei "poof—"

Xu Jiangshan gritted his teeth, "Ahhh!!!"

Afraid that the green snake would come back and see Xu Jiangshan's virtue, Xue Wei quickly wrapped him up and threw it into the bathroom. Remembering that there was a new towel in the bedside table, he went to open the drawer and saw the scene inside, and his heart sank.

The original things inside have disappeared without a trace, and there is nothing left. Xu Jiangshan dried his body and came out wearing SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas. When he came out, he found that Xue Wei looked at him a little strangely, a little... the smell of scrutiny, Xu Jiangshan thought he was eating it by himself. There are too many things in Xue Wei's things, or Xue Wei's things are messed up. Xue Wei picks up the machine to tease him, so he smiles and asks, "What's the matter?"

Unexpectedly, Xue Wei asked in a very serious voice, "...have you seen the things in the bedside table?"

Xu Jiangshan: "...No?"

Xue Wei wondered that besides the green snake and the monkey, Xu Jiangshan was the only one in the room. Other than that, no one else would come in and out of his room at will. The person closest to him here is Xu Jiangshan, "Really?"

Xu Jiangshan was a little upset, and stopped wiping his hair, "I wanted to see something before, but I forgot it when I didn't succeed. Why did I lie to you when I took it? I didn't know what was in it. Why are you guarding like a cub!"

Xue Wei "...I have no other intentions, this thing is very important to me..."

Xu Jiangshan: "...you haven't lost your temper with me for a long time, this is the first time, what's in it?!"

Xue Wei: "...I didn't mean it, I didn't lose my temper, I just spoke a bit harshly... I'm sorry"

Xu Jiangshan put the towel aside and lay down without blowing his hair.