Supernatural powers are intellectual and handicapped, how do I survive

Osamu Dazai sat upright in his seat, with his hands above his knees, and his movements were extremely well-behaved.There was a smile called happiness on his face. This kind of sincere emotion was extremely rare for the existence of Osamu Dazai.

He has really changed a lot.

There was nothing too important to do today, and when I suddenly heard the news of my colleague's marriage, the members of the detective agency who were present gathered around Dazai Osamu's desk, squeezing the young man in a camel trench coat into the center.

Even Kunikida Doppo just pushed his glasses without saying a word, and didn't express his opinion on the aboveboard behavior of his colleagues.

As the first person in the detective room to get out of the order, even to solve major life events in such a short period of time, Osamu Dazai will inevitably accept the scrutiny of his colleagues.

Kunikida Doppo was the first to ask, "So, the reason why you have changed so much during this period is because you are married?"

He is already used to being interrupted by Osamu Dazai, and when he arranges the schedule, he will consciously or unconsciously consider the situation of being interrupted by the other party.However, Osamu Dazai still performed well today, and he completed his part of the job in an orderly manner. The schedule that made Kunikida alone still had a lot of time before the next arrangement.

It is best used to ask each other.

Osamu Dazai pouted, with a dissatisfied expression on his face after being hurt, "Kunikida-kun, don't use such an unbelievable tone, no matter what I say, I am very popular."

This is a fact, Dazai Osamu's popularity is obvious to all.Those women who don't understand his character will often fall into their hearts because of his appearance and attitude towards others.

Only people like the proprietress of the vortex coffee shop downstairs who truly understand his nature would be unmoved by his beauty offensive.

"Forget it, that's not bad."

Recalling the past of this partner, the detective agency has calls from women who want to contact him every now and then, and it is not uncommon for him to receive bombs because of emotional entanglements.If Osamu Dazai can really settle down, he can indeed save a lot of trouble.

If he doesn't even commit suicide in the future, the number of complaint calls received by the detective agency may be reduced by [-]%.

Kunikida Doppo frowned, but his tone couldn't hide his relief, "No wonder you don't do those bastard behaviors anymore. There is someone in the family who can restrain you, so let's work hard to become a more useful person to society in the future."

"Ah... I always feel like I'm listening to the head teacher. Encourage the bad boys who are struggling to get into a good university or something." The curly-haired youth closed his eyes tightly, dangling on the seat, with a very delicate expression.

As far as his current situation is concerned, it is indeed similar to this example.

Even if everything in that memory keeps fading, for Osamu Dazai, years of plain but warm living habits have been firmly engraved in his heart.

He and Fyodor would live seriously, running a small shop together as their job and spending their daytime.Every morning, I would go to buy fresh vegetables, take turns to cook, and maintain just the right friendship with my neighbors, and my life was plain and fulfilling.

Perhaps it is because I am always satisfied with the status quo, and the self in that memory is never bored.With the company of the one you love, you will naturally not actively pursue death.

Even if he regains the memory that really belongs to him, this part of the concept can easily suppress everything that was originally there, making it difficult for him to return to the previous behavior mode.

For example, in terms of work, since he is no longer bored, there is no need to continue to persecute his colleagues who have been harassed by him for two years.

"22 years old, it's a bit early to get married at this age, and if it's you, it's really surprising. How do you plan to arrange after marriage?" Yosano Akiko looked at Osamu Dazai, who was too well-behaved and calm in the past, Xun asked the question I was most concerned about, "The dormitory of the detective agency is a bit small, and the house is relatively old, so it is not suitable for newlyweds to live in."

From the perspective of a normal woman, Dazai Osamu is not a qualified marriage partner simply based on his conditions.

The work content is dangerous, the moonlight, owes a lot of debt, no car and no house, the only good thing that can be shown in the whole body is good-looking.Under such conditions, how deep is the love for a woman who is still willing to marry him, so that she can ignore these conditions that directly affect her married life?

At least the most basic, considering the privacy of life, changing to a house that is more suitable for couples, the sound insulation effect of the second-floor apartment rented by the Armed Detective Agency is not very good.

"Don't worry about this. The other party is very rich and is already planning to buy a house. Even if you don't buy it, you won't be picky about the living conditions." When asked such a realistic question, Osamu Dazai raised the corner of his mouth and gave a perfect answer Solution.

"By the way, the debts I owed in various stores were also settled by the other party."

The girl in the red kimono heard the words, found the most suitable statement from the examples she had witnessed in the past, and asked doubtfully, "Nurture?"

Atsushi Nakajima was shocked, "Kyoka-chan?!"

Osamu Dazai was not offended at all. With a thoughtful expression on his face, he murmured: "It is indeed a bit similar, but not the same. It sounds more like the story of Cinderella, but that The main reason people look at me is not because of my face, but because of something inside."

"Inside..." Thinking of Osamu Dazai's shrewd and terrifying ability to read people's hearts, Junichiro Tanizaki, who was once a victim, couldn't help but shed a drop of cold sweat, "People who can understand Mr. Dazai must be very powerful."

After all, he was the one who could count them all without explicit interference in the whole process, and let Atsushi Nakajima's role as the bomber fall on him when he joined the company for the test.

What kind of person can be with Mr. Dazai and make him sink so deeply?

"Mr. Dazai doesn't plan to hold a wedding?" Kenji Miyazawa, who was watching the whole process, raised his hand and asked, "What is a wedding in a big city like? I haven't seen it yet. In the village of Yihatbo, it is a big deal for a new couple to get married." There's going to be a banquet."

"Wedding, it's not very convenient to go through the process. Whether you choose the traditional wedding over there or the Japanese wedding, there are many inconvenient factors." Osamu Dazai pondered for a while and replied with half-closed eyes.

Of course, the main reason is that the devil is too notorious, and he is still an internationally wanted criminal until now. Going through the normal process to obtain a certificate is simply a self-inflicted trap.On the other hand, the two have different nationalities, and Russia is a country that very excludes homosexuality, so it is not easy to get a marriage certificate.

Since they have held countless weddings in memory, as long as they have a ring added this time, they will be considered married.

The young man in a camel trench coat pursed his lips and added, "My family... is actually a Russian. It was impossible for me to fill out the marriage application form from the beginning."

"Russians?" Atsushi Nakajima repeated.

Is Dazai-san's charm already so strong?

"Well, she's a sick beauty." The young man nodded.

"Mr. Dazai's wife, what kind of woman is she?"

Atsushi Nakajima's question seemed to be on point. Dazai Osamu, who was in a normal state, suddenly became fierce, but his expression was still as casual as ever.

He snapped his fingers, and pretended to say bad things about the other party, "Well... gloomy, homely, narrow-minded, and crazy, good-looking but invincible with serious dark circles. A little hunched, loves to bite nails, especially holds grudges, black history As many as I have. And there's just...a thorn in the side of the Port Mafia not too long ago."

After all, not long before they officially got together, that person killed a certain cadre who made money for Mr. Mori after he left in order to obtain information about the supernatural powers of the port mafia.

Speaking of which, there are many gaps in the information obtained by the devil, and some information about Mr. Mori's supernatural ability was supplemented by himself two days ago.

Since both of them intend to follow the script to be second to fifth sons, they should implement it more thoroughly.

Atsushi Nakajima fell silent upon hearing this, "..."

Is it okay to describe my wife like this?

"But these are all my views on the other party in the past. Now, I am the most perfect marriage partner." Just when all his colleagues were confused by his speech, Osamu Dazai shrugged and patched in a calm manner .

For them, from hating each other's endless enemies to the current relationship, all they need is mutual understanding, a step of compromise, and long-term company.

Surrounded in the middle of the seat, Osamu Dazai inadvertently turned his gaze over Kunikida Doppo who was sitting directly opposite him, and suddenly clenched his right fist and tapped the palm of his left hand, as if he finally remembered something extremely important.

"Speaking of which, in Kunikida-kun's plan, there are only two years left before meeting the woman you like? That person has only three criteria that do not meet Kunikida-kun's mate selection criteria."

Kunikida Doppo, who resumed his work, froze for a moment visible to the naked eye.

To be honest, the last woman he was tempted by was Sasaki Nobuko whom Osamu Dazai met two years ago when he joined the company, and she met his standards in almost every aspect.It's just that the final ending was too bleak. After that, he never met someone who fit his ideal woman so well.

Now that Osamu Dazai mentioned it deliberately, it seems that he has returned to his previous state, continuing to play tricks on people.

Seemingly satisfied with Kunikida's reaction, Osamu Dazai continued to snap his fingers and added with a hippie smile on his face, "I think about it, it should be 24, 27, 47, the rest are more or less Satisfied."

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

He originally wanted to say something, but after hearing the few items listed by the other party, he suddenly fell silent.

"Did Dazai-san memorize all of that?" Junichiro Tanizaki asked in doubt after roughly understanding Kunikida's request, which was too absurd for normal people.

He knew that Mr. Dazai used to play tricks on Mr. Kunikida, sneaking away his notebooks, glasses, etc., but he didn't expect that he actually deliberately memorized these contents.

"of course!"

Osamu Dazai maintained the state of sitting on the chair with his hands on his hips, "The most important thing is No.20 Shichijo, and occasionally drinks some wine, after all, he is Russian, but that person always mixes his drinks with black tea, and he has never had a hangover. There are 47 more, because the other party doesn’t like to go out too much, and basically doesn’t bring an umbrella.”

Kunikida Doppo slowly closed the laptop: "..."

These two items, originally recorded in his notebook, were "not drinking at all" and "whether it rains or not, I will go out with an umbrella", but this is not the point.

Noticing that Osamu Dazai only explained two of them, Atsushi Nakajima, who was curious about the only one left, couldn't help asking: "Then what is the other one?"

"..."

Kunikida Doppo let out a breath slowly, rubbed his forehead very tiredly, but still didn't say a word.

He was a little stimulated today, so let him take it easy.

"No. 20 four items, this one, Kunikida-kun almost forgot at the time, it is obviously very important content."

Osamu Dazai tilted his head until everyone's curiosity was aroused, and then he stopped his trickery.

"The requirement must be a girl."

But the devil is not.

"So... huh?" Atsushi Nakajima's brain completely stopped functioning when he realized it, and he stared blankly at the other party.

The young man maintained an extremely gentle smile, but it made people feel a little malicious inexplicably.

"I never said that person was a girl."