Supernatural powers are intellectual and handicapped, how do I survive

"I'm so upset."

Afternoon tea time ended, Shuji Tsushima lay on the lazy sofa in the game room specially arranged in the apartment, dangling his legs and yelling loudly.

He knew all too well what he would have done in the past time period.

Osamu Dazai, during this period of time, deliberately exposed many falsehoods, in order to let his colleagues in the detective agency discover his anomalies, so that he could be "forced" to expose the fact that he was married.

Fyodor put down the game controller in his hand, temporarily stopped the picture in front of him, and turned his head to look at someone who approached him at some point.

"Yeah." The young man replied in a young voice, holding Shuji Tsushima's hand stretched to his waistband silently, preventing him from wanting to have fun in broad daylight.

After all, if this point is implemented, dinner will definitely be missed, and they will fall short again after finally developing good living habits.

"Wuwuwu Ango's movements are too slow! I want to get married too!" Shuji Tsushima, who was restrained, had expected this result a long time ago. He turned over on the padded floor, and his whole body was paralyzed beach, exuding an aura called mourning.

Fyodor patted his head reassuringly, "That's right, after all, we have been in a relationship for more than ten years."

Even if their feelings don't need a piece of paper to constrain them, legal recognition is just a dispensable thing.But Shuji Tsushima got involved with this matter. It seems that without this relationship, their relationship would not be perfect.

Even Majin and Osamu Dazai dared to sneak into the government intranet and issue their own marriage certificates.It was them, but for one reason or another, they never succeeded.

"Well...forget it." The curly-haired young man with his cheeks bulging like a flatulent puffer fish sighed, and his tone gradually gloated, "Anyway, it won't be long before their memories will all disappear, and they won't face us in the end. Same problem."

Fyodor, who picked up the gamepad again, nodded in response, "That's right."

No matter how good the relationship between the two is now, they cannot enjoy a stable life for too long.

Once the time is right, they will be turned into three-year-olds, most of their memories will be erased, leaving only some common sense necessary for life in the new world, and they will grow up again as brothers.

This is the biggest obstacle for them to get married in this world. To achieve this, they must first dissolve the adoptive relationship with their adoptive parents, and only then can they officially receive a marriage certificate.

"Alas..." The curly-haired young man limply lay on the ground, continuing to sigh.

To be honest, he also really wants to show the fact that he is married in front of familiar people, especially the port mafia who abandoned him according to the script in the main world.Shuji Tsushima really wanted to dress up as a well-behaved and obedient wife, and let Mikhail or Pandora hold him in his arms. It would be better to add some abuse, and swear sovereignty in front of Mori Om.

At that time, Mr. Mori's expression will definitely be very funny.

"Fedya—"

"I am listening."

"I also want that thing that Mr. Ranpo gave you!" The young man who figured it out stopped thinking about it, and lay on the ground, clapping his hands childishly.

Fyodor paused slightly, "I don't care, I just want to make sure, what's the use of taking that?"

"Fun."

"Other than that?"

"It's just fun."

Edogawa Ranpo's wedding gift to Osamu Dazai was a pair of small table lamps jointly made by them, at least it looked like a table lamp on the outside.

The appearance of the crystal-carved mouse and cat, the interior is full of gold leaf debris, plus the long-lasting battery and wide range of sensors made by Mellor, it is perfect for a bedside night light.

The special feature of this pair of desk lamps, which can be called works of art, is their switches.When you touch the table lamp in the shape of a mouse, the lamp in the shape of a cat will light up, and at the same time, it will emit some biological currents that only certain people can perceive, and vice versa.For the two who have to be in a long-distance relationship for a long time, this small object that can be touched by a switch is a good way of communication.

Another point is because of their concealment.

The pair of desk lamps have been modified by two administrators. Once the hidden mode is turned on, no one except the two can see their existence.This thing can even be suspended in mid-air, and as the most common follower in the game, even Merle's prison can be easily carried in.

After the devil was first imprisoned, they could only make long-distance calls in this way.

The reason why Edogawa Ranpo gave this kind of thing was because Shuji Tsushima had already shown his cards in front of him, and the two made a deal and knew a lot of inside information.

Fyodor controls the game controller, and the pixel villain on the screen shoots a string of bullets at the bottom boss, knocking out nearly one-third of the blood bars, and at the same time casually said in a tone without any emotional ups and downs: "Xiu Zhi, Have you been a little bored recently?"

"Yeah, what else?" Someone lying on the ground admitted generously, "Majin has become less fun. After realizing that Osamu Dazai will completely let go of himself to people who can really make him feel at ease, he even So much of my behavior is acceptable."

Including deliberately turning him into a giant mouse, into the body of a child, destroying one stronghold after another, and even almost opening a can of herring in the house can barely bear it.

It hasn't been too long since the devil met Pandora's Actor, but he has already endured too much.

It is easy to solve the bottom boss, and I am going to change to a two-player cooperative game, so that the bandage next to me will not be so boring.Fyodor handed out the handle, and his tone seemed to be emotional, but also more like complaining, "Because I have seen it before, how childish an existence like Osamu Dazai can be."

"You mean to hang so many fluorescent water bags in the house, and you want to try to act as a chandelier after failing, and then want to take a wedding photo?" Shuji Tsushima slowly got up, and after a long time, he was in the lover's body Sit down cross-legged.

"Well, it's not the same as you."

The source of all these evils stems from the content of the first experience that someone forcibly added to the forged memory because of bad taste.

At that time, he got on the bar with the fluorescent sleeve.

Shuji Tsushima smiled strangely. As an administrator, his absolute authority allowed him to easily know many things in this world, including the follow-up movements of certain two people.

"Tsk tsk, it's a pity, if it wasn't for the poor sound insulation in the dormitory, and the little tiger's hearing is too sensitive, it wouldn't be possible to go to the hotel to solve it in the end."

When leaving, this person also dropped so many broken fluorescent sleeves into transparent plastic bags, and deliberately threw them into the garbage dump, in order to let his colleagues find out.

"Strictly speaking, they are still beginners, and the memory they get is quite different from practice."

Fyodor recalled what the two looked like the next morning.After leaving the hotel, Osamu Dazai's spirit was visibly sluggish, the bandage exposed around his neck had obviously been re-tied, but no matter what he could not conceal the red marks underneath, there were still mottled blood oozing faintly.

It can be seen that they are really crazy, on par with themselves and Xiuzhi at the beginning.

The pale-skinned young man closed his eyes slightly, his tone displeased, "However, it's really enviable that the relationship has developed to the same level as ours so quickly."

It's not like him, after confirming his intentions, he has been relying on time to pass the time, waiting for many years to finally let the relationship between the two go further.

Shuji Tsushima had an unbelievable expression on his face, "Ah, Fei Jia, do you really want to pretend?"

After stepping down from the altar, Fyodor has been intentionally or unintentionally revealing some of his emotions that he would not have revealed at all, especially recently.

Facing his lover's question, the young man just nodded slowly, "Since you have already decided on your future life, there is nothing wrong with trying to accept this kind of ordinary relationship."

"That's true." Shuji Tsushima murmured.

"Then it's time to wait for the last good show to play out."

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The co-existence incident, the beginning of the Five Decays of Heaven and Man project, is also what the two directors have been waiting for for a long time.

The memory woven based on the magic circle fooled Majin and Dazai Osamu. It only needs to be slightly changed and some logical-sounding settings added. It is very simple for the two to start playing.

For the stability of this world, until the moment when the nightmare reappears, they must deceive some existences who observe the world invisible, and repeat the drama they have staged again and again.

The leaders of the two supernatural power organizations in Yokohama were attacked, Osamu Dazai was attacked, and then Majin’s plan entered another route, and was imprisoned in the Meursault Prison in Europe under the supervision of the Supernatural Secret Service Division. .

It's just that after the relationship between the two changed, the devil couldn't do anything at all.

After all, the detective agency is Dazai Osamu's natal family, and the port mafia can barely be counted.Even after experiencing those memories, Osamu Dazai's hatred for Mori Ogai has eased, and he does not intend to change his attitude towards Mr. Mori until the arrival of the world where Oda Saku can truly survive smoothly.

Fortunately, those two people who usually eat melons and watch theaters don't plan to watch this time.

Mikhail took the initiative to play the role of the little girl who was killed by the bombing. He used the supernatural power he got from nowhere to mimic his appearance as a girl, pulled the rope ring in front of Kunikida Doppo, and forged the girl The illusion of death.On the other side, Pandora's Actor acted as a sniper early on, allowing bullets coated with narcotics to penetrate Osamu Dazai's body with the sound of gunshots.

Although I feel sorry for the detective agency for the time being, it is better than letting the truly innocent people be involved in the death.

On the surface, the progress of the shared events is exactly the same as in the original work.The hospital where Osamu Dazai performed surgery is not at the same place as Fukuzawa Yukichi. With the port mafia's attention focused on the president, the young man can have a long time alone.

And his act of deliberately flaunting the fact that he was married also ushered in the moment of closing the net.

Atsushi Nakajima, who went to look for Tayama Hanabag, witnessed Kunikida breaking through the wall alone and taking out the hidden surveillance video from it, his solemn expression gradually became horrified.

The quilt behind him has been lifted, revealing the blood-stained bedding underneath.However, compared to the safety of Mr. Hanakou, Atsushi Nakajima, whose thoughts were in chaos, let his eyes fall on the monitoring screen again with a trembling voice.

He touched the demon's face in the video with his fingertips, and said in an unbelievable tone, "This man... I seem to have seen it before."

"What? When did it happen!" Kunikida Doppo immediately asked sharply.

Now the situation is very urgent, because of Majin's scheme, the armed detective agency and the port mafia have to fall into a war situation.Even if they knew what the other party's intentions were, the two sides could not stop the dispute when their respective leaders were infected with the virus.

Any situation is precious at this time.

"I'm not sure. I was still on the standard island at that time. I was pushed down by Gabe and saved by Verne's consciousness..." Nakajima's eyes widened, and cold sweat rolled down his face. His face slipped down, recalling the battle he had cooperated with Akutagawa not long ago, "Before I left, I vaguely saw a figure appearing in that space, he was wearing a black robe, and his face was exactly the same as the person in the surveillance video. "

The brain hurts like a needle prick, and the sense of disobedience can't go away.

Atsushi Nakajima frowned. He had indeed seen this face before, but it didn't seem that he saw it when he left that space, and he had seen it somewhere else...

"Are you sure you read it correctly?" Speaking of Standard Island, Kunikida Toki also fell into deep thought.

"It's very similar...but it seems to be different somewhere. I don't know if it's my illusion."

"If this is the case, things may be more troublesome than we imagined." Finally recalling some abnormal situations on the island, the man with glasses lowered his voice, "Boy, do you still remember seeing that child on the island? ?”

The person who was brought by Osamu Dazai, who was suspected to be another time manipulation type besides Wells, was a very well-behaved foreign kid.

If his age is changed to more than 20 years old, the trend of facial features is completely consistent with that of Fyodor in the surveillance video.

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Osamu Dazai, who was alone in the ward, straightened up with difficulty, facing the window facing west so that all the afterglow of the setting sun could be displayed in front of his eyes, and the thin white gauze curtains were gathered on both sides, allowing the warm radiance to fall on the young man body.

Because of the serious injury, the curly-haired young man who lost too much blood was pale, and he could even compete with Fyodor, who was of a different race.He smiled, his gentle eyes fell on the door of the ward, and he said softly, "You are here."

"If you're uncomfortable, don't force yourself." Fyodor, who had returned to his original attire without the slightest sense of being the culprit, appeared at the door swaggeringly, and even had the leisure to say hello to the passing nurses.

He closed the door to cut off the smell of disinfectant in the corridor, and his brown-red boots stepped on the floor, making a crisp "da, da" sound.

"Not at all." Osamu Dazai unbuttoned his upper body, revealing his bandaged body, "The effect of the anesthetic poison is much more effective than that of Shibusawa Tatsuhiko. The moment the bullet penetrates the body, I can no longer feel it." It's hurting."

At least in this respect, Pandora's Actor is still very reliable. If he is afraid of pain, that person is completely understandable.

The curly-haired youth tilted his head and asked, "It's you, is it okay to stay here?"

"Just avoid certain time slots." Fyodor closed his eyes slightly, moved the seat beside him and sat down, obviously preparing to stay with him for a long time, and was at the same level of sight as Osamu Dazai.

The curly-haired young man became more and more satisfied. Even though the occasion was not right, he still enjoyed the atmosphere when the two got along.

"We're going to separate after this, we've only been together for a short time." He sighed, his tone quite melancholy.

After the co-existence incident ended, the two had no choice but to enter the long-distance relationship mode, and this period of hard life would not end until they were also arrested and imprisoned.

Fyodor comforted him softly, with no emotion in his tone, "We will meet again."

"In prison, is there a way to get them to put our cells together?"

"It's difficult, but you can try."

"How about I take the initiative to disguise myself as a prison guard and visit you?"

"It takes a lot of time to go back and forth. Meursault is located in a pure natural cave under the Jura Mountains in France. It is very difficult to get there."

"Well...it's so difficult. We haven't been together for a long time, are we going to be forced to live apart?"

He really liked the seemingly normal chat with the other party. Osamu Dazai raised his head, looked at the empty ceiling and sighed, muttering in an extremely weak voice, "Obviously there are still so many poses that I haven't played before."

"I can hear you, Dazai-kun." Fyodor exhaled slowly and reminded.

There was a moment of silence.

The young man in a black cloak stretched out his hand first, stroking Dazai Osamu's bloodless lips with his cold fingertips, his demeanor seemed ambiguous, but did not contain any provocative intentions.

"The detective agency should be aware of my relationship with you."

"Yes." Osamu Dazai stuck out his tongue and licked the other person's fingertips, "The most reasonable explanation is that I was brainwashed by you, and the standard island is the best time."

After all, the demon back then had appeared in front of Kunikida Doppo and Nakajima Atsushi in the form of a child.Even if it's hard to connect with the adult version of him for a while, they always find it as time goes by.

"You took advantage of my death in advance and implanted a chip in my brain to manipulate thoughts. Dr. Xie Ye's ability can only heal all traumatic injuries, but he can't actively expel foreign objects in the body, so when I die And after being resurrected, I will be uncontrollably obsessed with you."

Osamu Dazai took the initiative to write the script, guessing the most likely guesses of his colleagues.As long as this point is approved by Mr. Ranpo, it can become the so-called truth.

"In the current situation, the old gentleman who proposed the three-quarter plan should come forward."

"That's right, it's his turn to act now." Osamu Dazai pursed his lips, and continued to speculate on the direction of the next incident, "After all, the only one who can control Mr. Mori and the president is their teacher. Mr. Natsume Soseki."

"The focus is on you." Fyodor nodded in agreement.

"Hmm... Did you go to attack Mr. Hanako? The remote control chip on the white whale was sent to Mr. Hanako by the detective agency for investigation."

"It was rescued, it was a three-colored cat."

"That is to say, the information that detected your stronghold is now in Natsume-sensei's hands."

Osamu Dazai deliberately put on an appearance of sudden realization, he had predicted everything that was about to happen after the operation, but he insisted on pretending to understand now, "At this time, Mr. Ranpo should choose the best one." The method is to use the combination of Allan Poe's superpowers to eliminate the highest combat power of the port mafia. As long as the middle can't make a move, the port mafia's combat power will be cut by more than half."

"In this case, A, who was useless at first, has been killed by you, and the only cadres left in the port mafia headquarters are Hong Ye. However, she has the most right to speak. The performance of the party couldn't be more clear, after learning about Fei Jia's methods, I naturally understand that the only one who can compete with you is me. So the final command can easily fall on me."

With Mr. Natsume's intervention, after finding the stronghold where the real culprit is located, the two forces will truly join hands to defeat the conspiracy of the House of Death.

"Ah."

The curly-haired young man suddenly chuckled, his gaze full of love and emotion fell on the indifferent face of the real murderer.

Regardless of the wounds on his body, he approached Fyodor and said with a smile, "It depends on what you want to do now. I have perfectly set up a person who falls in love with my marriage partner. How to reverse it?"

Fyodor's eyes darkened.

"Of course it is."

The young man leaned down, his purplish red eyes filled with unexplained emotions as he gnawed at the fragile Adam's apple covered by bandages.