Supernatural powers are intellectual and handicapped, how do I survive

The sun is shining brightly outside, and pedestrians coming and going are strolling on the streets. The daily life of this coastal city is no different from the past.The interior of the greenhouse is filled with the fragrance of plants and trees and the smell of sweet cookies. Two young people in home clothes are nestling comfortably in it, enjoying a relaxing afternoon tea.

Shuji Tsushima was swinging back and forth on the vine swing in the greenhouse, holding a cookie in his hand, his thoughts drifting away.

It has been a full week since the sinking of Standard Island.

After starring in the episode instead of Zheng, Shuji Tsushima took the time to change his identity with his past self and continue to play his role as Pandora's Actor.And the demon who was tossed into the figure of a child by him also returned to his original form after leaving the island.

Now there is no need to interfere any more.

With the relationship between Majin and Osamu Dazai, they have also officially entered the ranks of actors in the drama.

The curly-haired young man swallowed the cookies in his hand in twos and twos, and straightly lay flat on the bench swing, stretching comfortably.

He hasn't often turned into a black cat to go to the detective agency recently, he just picks two random days in a week to check in.After satisfying the president's desire to lick cats that he has nowhere to express, he nestled quietly and obediently in the detective agency.Occasionally, he would run to Osamu Dazai and stare at the young man who was clearly in love.

He licked off the residue from his fingertips, looked at his lover sitting at the tea table with his kite-colored eyes, and asked lazily, "How do you feel?"

Facing the question from his own bandage master, the young man just raised the corners of his lips slightly, showing a gentle smile that was rarely seen on him, "In your free time, it would be nice to invite Jules to have afternoon tea."

Fyodor, who was holding a teacup, stared at his own reflection in the cup, with an unprecedentedly calm expression, and continued: "I haven't seen him for so many years, and he has changed a lot."

The reunion of long-lost friends made the youth who had been unwilling to admit this for many years dissipate a little of the cloud that had accumulated in his heart for a long time.He is gradually changing his concept, no longer pretends to be a god, but chooses to actively integrate into the world, enjoying the feelings and bonds that only human beings can have.

Just like Shuji Tsushima's complete showdown to the rogue faction, Fyodor is also undergoing a transformation today.

He took a sip of the black tea mixed with brandy, let the tea aroma and spicy taste spread between his lips and teeth, savored the collision of two completely different flavors, and said with a smile: "At that time, his personality was very similar to that of Gabe now, But be a little calmer, the age is also the youngest among us. As for now, his temperament is indeed the same as described in the original work, very similar to a librarian, and the change is so great that I almost didn't recognize it."

However, Verne, who originated from the world, has already ushered in the end of his life.

After eating the cookies, Shuji Tsushima came to the table. After hesitating for a while, he picked up the pot of black tea mixed with wine, which he called a cold medicine taste, and filled a cup for himself.

He frowned and drank it in one gulp, his facial features wrinkled into a ball, and then he stuck out his tongue in disgust, and asked words that didn't make sense.

"Decided?"

He was asking about his lover's plan.

If they really choose to accept this friendship, they will make changes in advance after returning to the main world, so that Fyodor will not only have time to see his friend for the last time.

After all, this is just the root world, which is equivalent to a dungeon. As long as the 'shell' of the main world is intercepted before it enters the standard island, Verne will not be swallowed by his own ability.

In this way, Fyodor, who basically gave up running the Rat of the Dead House, can also keep a friendship that belongs to him alone.

Just like Shuji Tsushima, Sakunosuke Oda and Ango Sakaguchi.

"Yeah." Witnessing Verne's demise not long ago, the pale-skinned young man nodded slightly, "We are the only ones left of the 'Seven Betrayers'. I have missed a lot of things. Won't let go again."

Perhaps it is because the stories about them in the original work have become history, and I am afraid there will be no chance to unfold them.Until the time when Shuji Tsushima left the port mafia in the main world, the "seven betrayers" were still alive, and only Verne and Fyodor were left waiting on the island.

That's why he said he wouldn't let go.

The curly-haired young man raised his head, with an expression hard to read, stared at Fyodor who was holding a cup of black tea for a long time, and teased, "Fei Jia has become more and more human-like recently."

This is the same as him.

Fyodor put down his teacup, looking back at him with purple eyes, "Isn't it like before?"

"It only looks like me on the outside, but the inside is exactly the same as me, it's a black and sticky unknown thing." Shuji Tsushima picked up a cookie and replied vaguely, "Now, even the inside has been intentionally changed. "

"Yes, that's really good." The young man murmured.

They have already planned the future, which is a future where everyone, including the two of them, can get happiness.

Maybe you will pay some small price, such as gradually forgetting your own abnormality and getting closer to the existence of human beings, but it doesn't matter.

Because they will.

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Armed detective agencies are not able to receive major tasks at any time. They help the government deal with some gray work on a daily basis, and more often, they also accept private entrustments.

With the combination incident and the Shibusawa Tatsuhiko incident coming to an end, the task of preventing the supernatural weapon from exploding on the standard island was considered a good accomplishment.It's just that the "shell" has long been damaged, and someone fired more than a dozen shots in a row, destroying the internal parts to the point where they couldn't see the original shape, which made the government who wanted to get the "shell" feel a little dissatisfied.

Regarding this point, the detective agency concealed the details that Osamu Dazai took the "shell" halfway, making them think that the supernatural weapon was destroyed by Gabe, which saved a lot of unnecessary trouble.

After all, this kind of thing that can easily destroy Yokohama, it is better to let him disappear forever.

The daily life of the detective agency returned to calm, and finally ushered in a short idle time.After completing the not-so-heavy work every day, you can welcome the off-duty time.

But everyone has noticed that Osamu Dazai, who actually died once, has changed a lot since then.

After finishing the work at hand, Tanizaki Junichiro, who had just returned from the bathroom, collided with Nakajima Atsushi, who had just left the gate of the detective agency.

He waved his hand quickly, called Atsushi Nakajima in a low voice, a drop of cold sweat inadvertently slipped from his forehead, "Mr. Dun, Mr. Dun."

"What's the matter, Mr. Tanizaki?" Seeing the vigilant look of the senior, Atsushi Nakajima also lowered his voice, and approached him solemnly to ask.

Junichiro Tanizaki covered his mouth and tiptoed to the door of the detective agency which was only a crack open.

"This way."

The boy in overalls held his breath and looked into the room through the crack of the door, not understanding what the other party wanted to express for a while.

Tanizaki Junichiro, who wore hairpins in his bangs, took a deep breath, his expression so serious that he seemed to have encountered an extremely difficult enemy, "It's about Mr. Dazai, don't you think that Mr. Dazai seems to have changed since the last incident? ?”

Nakajima Atsushi nodded with deep sympathy, "Indeed..."

Osamu Dazai, who was sitting in his seat, was seriously writing the report. His expression was normal, and his slender fingertips were rapidly jumping on the laptop.Surrounding him was a stack of signed documents, obviously the result of his work today.

This should have been an unprecedented scene, but in recent days, the members have acquired immunity and can barely accept the status quo.

"The work of the past few days has also been completed seriously. Although I have never been late, I have been looking forward to leaving work in my spare time. Also, I haven't found someone to die for love recently. I have paid the bills when I went to the coffee shop, and I have paid all the previous debts. It's settled." Junichiro Tanizaki counted Dazai Osamu's recent abnormal behavior in detail, his voice trembling uncontrollably, "Mr. Kunikida was frightened, and he still has an unbelievable expression to this day!"

I don't know if it's because I've gotten used to being teased by Osamu Dazai in the past two years, and the cat called Dazai No. [-] hasn't come to the detective agency recently.For many consecutive days, Kunikida Doppo followed his plan perfectly and was never disturbed.

However, this made him feel extremely uncomfortable. He would have stared at Osamu Dazai with a gratified expression originally.A week has passed, but Osamu Dazai is still behaving like this. Doppo Kunikida has begun to wonder if the death on the island has left some sequelae for this person, leading to a drastic change in personality.

"Couldn't it be that Mr. Dazai's personality changed drastically due to his real death?" Atsushi Nakajima obviously thought of this, with a grim expression on his face.

For the members of the detective agency, Osamu Dazai's current performance can indeed make the atmosphere better, and even improve work efficiency a lot.But without some of his daily behaviors, it brought a lingering sense of strangeness to everyone.

After a few days, Edogawa Ranpo did not express any opinion on this.He just looked carefully at Dazai Osamu who had just been rescued by Please Don't Die when everyone left the island, and after saying "interesting", he resumed his usual attitude.

"No, it must be in love!"

The clear and bright female voice interrupted their thoughts.

"Naomi?!"

Naomi Tanizaki, who was wearing a sailor suit, appeared next to the two of them. He put his hands on his hips, looked extremely serious, and said in a firm tone: "This is a woman's intuition, and it will never go wrong!"

Suddenly hearing the speculation like thunder, Atsushi Nakajima stiffened a little, tremblingly murmured, "Love? But... that's Mr. Dazai. It is true that Mr. Dazai is very popular, and he used to send the love letters he received I brought the detective agency and burned it for a long time, but it was too sudden!"

That person always talks about finding a beautiful woman to die in love, but he still can't find a woman who is willing to accompany him.However, behind the scenes, women who were attracted by his beauty followed suit, and things like love letters and flowers were softened.Even the bomb that he used in the entrance test was sent by a woman who was obsessed with him, threatening Osamu Dazai to only look at her or something.

Is it really possible for such a person to find a lover who is willing to treat each other sincerely in such a short period of time?

"No...it is indeed possible."

Tanizaki Junichiro pondered for a while, and reasoned based on his observations these days: "Mr. Dazai looks at his mobile phone very frequently these days, and seems to be chatting with someone, and sometimes he will show a very happy expression after receiving an email. It’s something he hasn’t done before.”

"The most important thing is that Mr. Dazai has been sneaking away in the past few nights, and he will come back soon after dawn. More often, he came directly to the detective agency, and of course he brought someone to his dormitory." Naomi Tanizaki added, Talking about gossip made her excited, but her expression was incomparably serious, "I definitely spent the night with someone!"

Overnight is...

"Ehhhhhh──?!"

Atsushi Nakajima suddenly understood what Ms. Naomi was saying, and Atsushi Nakajima, who hadn't thought about it at all, blushed and let out a strange cry.When the brother and sister reminded him to keep his voice down, he covered his mouth with an apologetic expression.

Fortunately, Osamu Dazai inside the house was still working hard, as if he didn't notice the abnormality of the few people outside the house.

"But, but this can't be said right? What if it's sleepwalking... or maybe it's possible to go into the water in the middle of the night." Nakajima Atsushi's thoughts were so confused that he didn't know what he was talking about, and he waved in the air in vain Folding his arms, his expression flustered.

Talking about his senior's private life like this made him feel uneasy.

Tanizaki Junichiro with a complex expression motioned the other party to put his ears closer, and after double checking that no one was eavesdropping, he explained in a very small voice: "Because there are condoms in the garbage site."

"what?"

Atsushi Nakajima suspects that something is wrong with his ears.

"The house rented by the Armed Detective Agency is very remote. Only the residents of the old second-floor apartment will throw garbage in that place, and the other residents have moved out one after another because we are always attacked. That is to say, Said that the only people living in that apartment are members of the Armed Detective Agency." Junichiro Tanizaki's voice was trembling with a solemn expression, and his expression on his face was extremely complicated.

It is absolutely impossible for him to use that kind of thing. As for the Tanizaki brothers and sisters...it's hard to say.Indeed, it can be inferred that the only person who can throw that kind of thing is Mr. Dazai.

Atsushi Nakajima still wanted to struggle a bit more, not knowing why he was here to discuss the private life of his respected senior, but he was very curious about Mr. Dazai's recent changes.The impact of the two contradictory thoughts made the young man's sentence stutter.

"But that kind of thing can't be found at a glance... What if it's something else..."

Tanizaki Naomi, holding her brother's arm, shook her head, "It's too conspicuous."

"Eh?"

Atsushi Nakajima felt that he could not keep up with the rhythm.

"Didn't you work overtime the last two days? Didn't you get off work very late? It was already dark when we returned to the dormitory." Junichiro Tanizaki, who was also shaking his head, pursed his lips and hinted desperately, "The streetlight over there is broken again. In the darkness, a large fluorescent green suddenly appeared..."

Atsushi Nakajima, who didn't know much about that and couldn't get what the siblings were talking about, was at a loss.

"so……"

What the hell is a large piece of fluorescent green? Could it be a discarded fluorescent stick?But what does that have to do with what they said?

"I didn't expect Mr. Dazai to like that kind of taste." Recalling the scene of that day, Tanizaki Junichiro couldn't help sighing.

It's hard to imagine how intense it is to wear out so much.It's impossible to play a water fight with a water-filled cover, or a game like an ice bucket challenge. The dormitory they rented is already very old and cannot withstand such a toss.

"what do I like?"

The young man's voice suddenly sounded, and as the person involved in the discussion, Dazai Osamu leaned against the door frame with a half-smile expression on his face, and his eyes showed unclear emotions.

From gossiping to being caught by the person concerned, it is hard to say whether this was arranged by Osamu Dazai in advance.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh! Mr. Dazai?!" Atsushi Nakajima, who was startled, immediately frowned, and couldn't help but glance at him in a panic, "That, that..."

"Come on—" Tanizaki Naomi, who was hiding behind her elder brother, poked her head out and mouthed Nakajima Atsushi who was forced to face the real master.

The panic-stricken teenager didn't notice for a moment, and blurted out a sentence without brain thinking, "Ta, Mr. Dazai, are you in love?"

"Hmm..." The curly-haired young man held his chin with one hand, and had no intention of answering immediately. He glanced past the three people present, making everyone shudder suddenly.

Seeing that he didn't get a reply to his question for a long time, even though he couldn't detect the displeasure from Mr. Dazai, Atsushi Nakajima immediately apologized and said, "As expected, this question is too abrupt, sorry! I'm really curious!"

Osamu Dazai smiled slightly, and replied, "Not really."

"Huh? So it wasn't it?"

"I have no need to lie about this."

"Anyway, it's great if you can work hard, and you've finally become decent." A male voice mixed with a little displeasure came from inside the detective agency. It was rare for Kida Doppo not to be so angry that he broke the pen.

Osamu Dazai laughed out loud immediately, he opened the door of the detective agency generously, let go of his voice and joked: "What, pretending to be so indifferent, Mingming Kunikida-kun is also very curious."

The man in question paused slightly, and roared as usual, "I just don't want to go to the water to catch you again, idiot!"

Edogawa Ranpo, who had been quietly watching this scene for a long time, put down the empty bag of thick snacks in his hand.With a childish yet perceptive smile on his face, he took out a well-wrapped gift from his desk drawer, and motioned for Osamu Dazai to take it.

"Dazai."

"Mr. Ranpo, what is this?" The young man in a camel-colored windbreaker took it with a blank expression on his face. The gift was wrapped in blue wrapping paper and decorated with purple lace ribbons, as if implying something.

What Osamu Dazai was curious about was what was in it, not Edogawa Ranpo's actions.

"It's a pity that I can't attend the wedding banquet as a wedding present, but you should be able to use it." Knowing what the other party was asking, the No. 1 detective in the world chose to answer another question, and opened his dark green eyes that had been closed all year round. Staring at the slightly stiff young man in front of him.

Since he wanted to make this relationship public a long time ago, for the sake of so many snacks for Mellas, he reluctantly helped.

Osamu Dazai accepted the gift very solemnly, and whispered in a soft voice, his cheeks were inevitably stained a little blush.

"……thanks."

The detective agency suddenly fell into a dead silence, so quiet that a needle could be heard.

Kunikida Doppo stopped his typing on the keyboard, pressed his fingertips firmly on the Enter key, and couldn't lift it up for a long time, causing the files on the computer screen to change lines rapidly in a short time.

Yosano Akiko and Miyazawa Kenji at the desk on the other side turned around, and their eyes fell on Osamu Dazai who was still standing there, as if waiting for his response.

Quan Jinghua, who was helping to sort out the documents, also raised her head, followed the movements of other members, and her eyes that could not see the emotion fell on him as well.

Atsushi Nakajima, who was stunned by the door, has been completely petrified, his brain has completely stopped functioning, like a sculpture.

The Tanizaki brothers and sisters also froze in place, with incredible expressions on their faces. Seeing the reactions of other members, they also did not take the lead in breaking the silence.

Only the sound of Edogawa Ranpo tearing the snack packaging bag after returning to his seat resounded throughout the room.