Supernatural powers are intellectual and handicapped, how do I survive

The time when he was forced to become a milk cat was not too difficult for Osamu Dazai.

Except for being forced to bind with a certain devil who turned into a mouse, the rest of the aspects can barely be called comfortable.

Being a cat is really cool.

First, under the death gaze of Mr. Ranpo, he walked to the president's office with small and graceful steps.After coquetting without any psychological burden, you can get a can of crab meat that is too big for a milk cat.After having a good meal, he can comb his hair leisurely, laze around on the tatami, and enjoy the treatment of a two-legged beast from time to time.

When you feel bored, you can also run around in the detective agency.Every time, he will step across Kunikida's desktop with precision, and when he is not around, he will make a mess of the neat desk, and by the way, he will take out his spare pen and chew it back and forth as a teething stick.

Of course, if there is no big mouse to accompany the whole process, the time of becoming a cat will be more enjoyable.

The devil may have taken the wrong medicine.

Turned into a mouse, he was extremely well-behaved, and he seemed to have been ruthlessly tortured by life. He knew that his appearance was annoying, and he was quiet and didn't make any noise during the whole process.

The man who claimed to be his future did not forget to put a bag of dried nuts on the desk before leaving the house.When it was time for dinner, the big mouse with smooth fur leaned forward, gnawed on the packaging bag, and took out the nuts inside to fill its stomach.

Osamu Dazai, who had never seen such a miserable demon man, couldn't help but want to laugh out loud.However, his own condition didn't get any better. If a fight really started, this body would have to be bitten to death by the opponent, and he could only give up resentfully in the end.

As for Shuji Tsushima on the other side, he didn't fully intend to replace his past self to complete the entire plot.

He didn't have the hobby of looking for a place to commit suicide anytime and anywhere. The new living environment made him have to give up this, and he had developed a habit over time.Even if he encounters a river that looks very clear, Shuji Tsushima can at most express his feelings about the beautiful scenery, and will not have too many thoughts.

What's more, there is no small dot named Atsushi Nakajima on the map.

As early as the moment the young man pushed open the door of the detective agency, his identity was exposed.Although a certain detective who was eating a thick snack didn't say anything, he could easily see that today's Osamu Dazai was not the original product.

The young man in the camel trench coat switched identities with the three-month-old milk cat.

The president's cat-hating physique did not change in the end.

The tiger was not so easy to find, let alone Shuji Tsushima, who knew the identity of the other party for a long time, deliberately slowed down the progress of the two people's investigation when he was on the field.

For this partner who has never been in contact with in the main server, the director is still merciless when he wants to persecute him.He laughed and laughed along the way, imitating himself in the original work, and made Kunikida so angry that he broke three pens.

Shuji Tsushima, who pretended to have finished investigating the information, slipped away along the dark and cramped alley while his partner was not paying attention.Humming a little tune all the way, they came to the Poirot Cafe located on the first floor of the Mellors branch company.

He was not worried about leaving any evidence, or in other words, he had no intention of concealing his identity at all.After enjoying afternoon tea with his lover in the coffee shop, he played the role of a bandage spirit of Buteizai, brought a bunch of snacks prepared in advance, and returned to the detective agency near the end of working hours.

As the core of the detective agency, Edogawa Ranpo turned a blind eye to his hacking behavior, and had no intention of breaking it.

This is also for the sake of Fukuzawa Yukichi. The president, who has not been able to touch cats all year round, finally met a milk cat who is willing to get close to him. It is better not to spoil his rare happy mood so quickly.

The most important thing is that this person pretending to be a milk cat has an unclear relationship with Osamu Dazai, and it seems to be the same person in a different timeline or a different world.And there is no hostility towards the detective agency, but a friendly attitude.

After all, the opponent is also Dazai Osamu, so it is not surprising to have such a reaction.

But really Osamu Dazai was bullied a bit miserably, not to mention being turned into a milk cat, but also to live with that who doesn't know who turned into a big mouse...

The ability to ignore the disqualification in the world is really interesting.

That person was very measured, he did not investigate the information related to the detective agency at all, and he also actively avoided the information handed to him.Edogawa Ranpo can barely accept such a thing without threatening the president.Not to mention, that fake Dazai Osamu was very good, and when he came back, he took the initiative to prepare enough snacks as a bribe.He wouldn't take the initiative to bring it up until the snack was actually finished.

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When there is no important work, the off-duty hours of the Armed Detective Agency are no different from normal enterprises.

What is abnormal is that Edogawa Ranpo, who was supposed to leave early with the president, offered to stay for a while, and help Osamu Dazai keep an eye on the two cats and mice who seemed to be completely at odds.

Against the backdrop of the setting sun, the old red brick house on the corner of the street that had been eroded by the sea breeze was cast with a soft glow.

Shuji Tsushima, who was carrying a big bag and a small bag of snacks, knew the only three dots left in the detective agency on the map. He obviously expected this scene long ago and was not surprised.

Those snacks were unexpectedly heavy. In order to show the physical strength of a normal person, the young man who replaced Osamu Dazai waited anxiously in front of the elevator door, making the sound of "hey, hey, hey". bag weight.

Ranpo-san and Osamu Dazai and Majin of this world... everything is as planned.

Even though Wuzhen and Hong Kong gangsters live in the same city, the headquarters of the two organizations are far apart, and their daily life circles do not overlap.Osamu Dazai, who defected from the port mafia, has not been able to meet his former colleagues for two full years after joining the detective agency. This shows that the two sides do not interfere with each other.

Shuji Tsushima, who skipped work successfully, has no plans to trouble his old club.He has a high opinion of the port mafia, and he doesn't want to meet the humanoid computers and slugs there without the miserable patch.

To put it bluntly, it's boring, and you might get beaten by Chuya, it's not fun, just leave that kind of thing to your past self.

With this idea in mind, Shuji Tsushima stuffed a bunch of snacks he brought back into Edogawa Ranpo's storage box after he came to the fourth floor where the detective agency was located, and filled the interior to the brim.

Even in order to properly expose their identities, for all the snacks that Melles is holding activities, they have black-box selected a few packs that have not yet been released on the market in the future and can win big prizes through internal scratching.

With Melles around, it is really convenient to bribe people.

After all, the timeline of Bungo Stray Dogs is very confusing, it seems that there are people who wear clothes of any season.From the beginning when Atsushi Nakajima joined the detective agency to the time when they traveled through the Five Declines of Heaven and Man updated in the previous original work, it is impossible to know how long this period has passed.

Renhu's 70 billion reward, the struggle between the armed detective agency and the internal organization of the port mafia in Yokohama, the subsequent combination battle, the fall of the white whale... followed by Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, and the lesser-known 55minutes.

After all this was over, Fyodor the Demon really set foot on the stage of Yokohama as a villain.

The compact content of the original work is also considered official, and the various activities of Lost Dog are also considered official.In this way, after excluding the main plot, various themed activities are naturally indispensable.Activities that can overlap with the background of the main world, such as summer season, rainy season, and beaches, will not be missed.

Then the various hospitality coupons won by winning the snack event soon will be considered useful.

Shuji Tsushima tried his best to store the snacks that had piled up like a hill, barely maintaining the appearance that would not collapse.He struggled to close the cabinet door tightly, and the sound of the packaging bag being squeezed, accompanied by the sound of the door lock closing, echoed in the empty storage room.

The young man in a camel trench coat turned his head, stared at the man who appeared at the door with a bottle of pop soda at some time, and greeted with a smile.

"Yeah, Mr. Ranpo."

He deliberately switched identities with his past self today, just for this moment.It is not easy to hide some things, especially in front of Edogawa Ranpo who can also hold the script.

Instead of constantly telling lies to conceal his true intention of coming here, it is better to take a step back and get the most variable non-interference from the Armed Detective Agency through reasonable means.

After gulping down the soda in the glass bottle, the man with a pair of emerald green eyes pushed his hat, staring at the marble stuck in the center of the glass bottle under the setting sun.

Shuji Tsushima took the empty soda bottle with a gentle expression on his face.He opened the rubber cover on the seal, poured out the dark yellow glass bead, wiped it clean and handed it back to the other party.

This is a signal.

"Specially call me out, if it's too boring, the world's No.1 detective won't listen."

Under the reflection of the setting sun, the edge of the marble glowed faintly red, and its original color could only be seen when the light was blocked.

It is almost the same as the uniform of the leader of a certain organization.

The smile on the curly-haired young man's face became deeper and deeper, and even the kite-colored eyes gradually darkened without turning on [Highlight Removal].

"As expected of Mr. Ranpo, you understood my meaning so quickly. Originally, I wanted to try to hide it, but since Mr. Ranpo has already found out, I will openly announce it."

He paused slightly, his voice was low, like a demon from the depths of hell.

"It's a deal."

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Taking time to avoid Doppo Kunikida who was returning to the detective agency, Shuji Tsushima jumped all the way back to the usual two-story old apartment with a cat bag on his back.

The cartons filled with canned crab meat in the house were still the same as before he left at noon, and they were piled up messily all over the house.

The young man kicked away several boxes of canned food near the bedding, barely revealing a place where he could sit alone.He took off the backpack behind him, opened the zipper, and let the cat and mouse, who were forced to huddle together, fall freely from a height of one meter.

In the next moment, the black milk cat, relying on instinct to land on all fours, let out a dissatisfied "meow".And the ten-jin big mouse was caught by Shuji Tsushima in the middle of the fall, and now it is being forced to lie in his arms.

"Going back to the dormitory, today's Fantuan No. [-] and Dazai No. [-] children are obedient? Fighting is not allowed, and shooting hidden guns is not allowed. If I find out, I will bear the consequences."

"..."

Originally according to the plan, Osamu Dazai would see blood many times in the future, and the demon who was forced to become a mouse fell into a long silence.

The status quo is too chaotic, and "books" are an indispensable tool to achieve one's wishes.However, the "book" has long had self-awareness, not to mention that even he is a life created by them, and the plan of the five declines of heaven and man may have a lot of variables.

Now the only way to get the "book" is Pandora's Actor's method which seems to be a joke but is actually serious.

Be gentle with Osamu Dazai as much as possible... this disgusting condition.

"However, it's a pity that the only day you can love each other is today, and there will be no chance for a long time in the future. It's so pitiful, it must be very lonely." Shuji Tsushima pretended to wipe away his tears, even with a tone of voice. There is also a little choking under his perfect performance.

"Meow!" Osamu Dazai, who looked like a milk cat, yelled loudly, accusing the other party of talking to himself, obviously very dissatisfied with the so-called mutual love.

The curly-haired young man completely ignored his reaction, passed a pile of cardboard boxes filled with canned crab meat, came to the window of this small dormitory, and pushed open the old and dry glass window.

Under the cover of the eaves, a drone that has stayed there for an unknown amount of time quietly hovers outside the window.This kind of drone produced by Melles uses some kind of technology. Even at such a short distance, it is difficult to hear the sound of the propeller turning.

From its bottom hangs a hand-woven bamboo basket, just big enough for a Majin transformed into a mouse to lie down on.Obviously, this was the means of transportation that the other party was going to use when he left.

"Okay, okay, it's time to wash up and go to bed. Dazai No. [-] must work hard starting tomorrow, and strive to become the face of the Armed Detective Agency as soon as possible!" Shuji Tsushima put the big mouse in his arms into the bamboo basket , One of my own feet stepped out of the window.

"..." The milk cat squatting among the cans stared at him silently.

The young man looked confident, and after placing a certain Mr. Demon Man properly, he put his hands on his hips and said, "Don't look at me with that kind of eyes, you must know that Mr. Rice Ball is very heavy, and my poor kitten can't move it at all." .”

"Meow---"

"Okay, okay." Shuji Tsushima, who realized what the other party was talking about, scratched his head, took out the Kadokawa Bunko version of "Seamless Clothes" from the roulette on his left arm, and slowly squatted down to put it on the tatami, " I put the book here."

Only then did the milk cat stop its aggressive behavior.

At that moment, as if the roles of the two were reversed, the young man holding on to the window sill suddenly turned into a black cat.With a kick on his hind legs, he easily jumped onto the back of the mouse lying obediently in the bamboo basket, controlled the drone all the way, and flew to the top floor of a nearby high-end apartment.

Osamu Dazai, who had returned to his original form, could only slowly pick up his clothes from a pile of cardboard boxes.After hesitating for a while, I changed into a new pair of shorts.After getting dressed, he eagerly opened the book lying on the ground. After turning over the first few pages, he quickly flipped through the subsequent content with a stiff face until he saw the back cover.

He couldn't see anything, it was just blank.

"...As expected." Osamu Dazai looked more serious.

Even the ability to be unaffected by disqualification in the world, it seems that the content in it is impossible for him to read now.

"The devil...and the future me..."

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For Fyodor, it is one of the joys of his life now to feed the bandages that he is usually unwilling to eat properly.

After returning from Poirot's Cafe, he was preparing dinner for two in the apartment kitchen, and soon felt the approach of his lover.

"How is it?" The young man who was adjusting the taste of the soup asked casually.

The visitor didn't answer the question right away, Shuji Tsushima, who had returned to human form, entered acting mode together.

"Where is Sigma's child? The house is big enough, won't he come back to live?" He first cared about the other youngest son as a parent, but he couldn't find the figure of the other son, and couldn't help expressing his doubts.

"He is too interested in his work. He followed the pastry chef in the shop to learn how to make good desserts. He lived in the staff dormitory over there recently, so he probably doesn't plan to come back." Playing Mikhail A certain director replied.

"Dessert chef... this career may be good for him." The curly-haired young man fell into deep thought, imagining the appearance of the "son" with half-and-half hair color wearing a chef's outfit, and commented: "The things I made What can be recognized."

From the perspective of a parent, the career of a pastry chef is obviously much better than that of a casino manager.

The Russian youth who was busy in the kitchen was very precise about the time to prepare dinner.Not long after, he came to the dining room with a tray in each hand, and lit the candlestick in the center of the dining table in this dimly lit area with an excellent atmosphere.

The man named Mikhail obviously paid great attention to the sense of ritual between lovers.

"So, what have you been doing all day today? You have maintained your human form since noon." The young man on the way to the meal shook his red wine glass with a casual tone.

Even if his lover doesn't understand this kind of thing at all, he still specially prepared expensive red wine like Patus for dramatic effect.

"Ah, are you afraid that I'll mess around behind your back? Of course I went to meet a cutie." Shuji Tsushima joked.

"I'm still very relieved about this. After all, your aesthetic benchmark is me, and the only possible person still looks like that, hehe..."

"..." Fyodor, who felt a chill down his spine for no reason, suddenly felt bad.

The next moment, a certain Mr. Demon who was placed in the corner of the restaurant and huddled between the cushions changed back to his original appearance without any warning.

Just like Dazai Osamu at that time, Fyodor who transformed back into a human form was not wearing any clothes at all.The difference is that Osamu Dazai's clothes are still at hand, but he doesn't even know where the suit he usually wears is put.

"Ah, it's changed back." The curly-haired young man with an optimistic expression on his face was chewing crab meat, and he didn't understand the sense of distance at all, so he moved closer to the other party in an instant.

"How does it feel? Does your fiancé look like a cat? It feels good to touch. Occasionally he has a bad temper, but overall he is still very cute."

"..." Fyodor, who didn't want to talk to the other party at all, slowly covered the cushion on his body tighter.

Sensing the other party's discomfort, Shuji Tsushima forcibly held back his desire to laugh wildly, deliberately showing a disgusted expression, and almost reached out to snatch the crucial cushion.

"What are you hiding from? Which part of your body is not copied from Mijia? I can't even know the size and duration of your beeping. There's nothing to be shy about."

With a helpless expression on his face, Mikhail brought the demon's cloak from somewhere, and while handing it over, he dissuaded him, "Be a little more reserved."

Didn't he who didn't see the past have been bullied so badly?

"But it's really boring recently. The little tiger that serves as a road sign has appeared, and the rat of the dead house who knows our true colors will no longer participate in the bounty offered by the human tiger... If this continues, I will really become a good-for-nothing. "

Shuji Tsushima, who bears the identity of Pandora's Actor, perfectly interprets what it means to make trouble without reason.

"Mitya, I'm so boring!" He reached out and grabbed the black cat pattern pillow that Fyodor was hugging, trying hard to make him remove the last fig leaf in the apartment where only the three of them existed.

The two Russian youths with exactly the same faces exuded increasingly bad breath.

"What are you doing, I told you that I am very powerful, don't mess with me." Shuji Tsushima stopped his actions, and faced his lover's gloomy expression, he said in a strong tone.

"Before you say something like that, put away the look of anticipation on your face." The young man who rarely changed into a suit just shook his head helplessly.

It was clearly an attempt to do something that could only be done between two people.

"It's exposed." Shuji Tsushima turned his head and invited, "Do you want to come together, Fei Jia?"

"Don't provoke me on purpose."

"..." Fyodor, who was ignored, shrank back stiffly, trying to minimize his sense of existence.

"See, this is a demonstration. When you and that child Xiaozhi can progress to this point, I can die with peace of mind."

Shuji Tsushima, who played the role of the real character, was having fun. The next second, the bondage from the waist turned the world in his eyes upside down.There was an uncomfortable feeling of being squeezed in his stomach, and even his curly hair, which was not too long, fell to his ears. Obviously, he was ruthlessly sanctioned by his lover.

"Ow - don't resist me! I'm an adult now, so embarrassing!"

The retweeted young man who was carried by the waist struggled desperately, and then, he was hit on the buttocks.

"You hit me?!" Shuji Tsushima was stiff for a while, and then howled loudly.

"Stop it."

"Although my father is very unqualified, I should remind you." The young man who played Mikhail sighed, and his purple eyes stared at himself in the past time for a long time, "That child is the father of the world. The only person in the world who can see the same scenery as you, if you can take a step back from each other, you will have a very bright future."

"You mean like you?" The young man who had been silent all this time couldn't help but sneer.

This kind of farce... what a joke.

Knowing that it was impossible for his past self to accept this fact, Fyodor just smiled and tore off the gentle appearance he specially used when acting.

"Don't you still think that you have the right to make a choice?"