Supernatural powers are intellectual and handicapped, how do I survive

There is nothing more suitable for the living conditions of the two directors than retirement.

After finishing some preparatory work, Shuji Tsushima completely stood from the perspective of a bystander, and no longer actively interfered in any plot.As the mascot of the Armed Detective Agency "Dazai No. [-]", he occupied the tatami in the president's office and the empty desk next to Kunikida Doppo, and successfully became a resident of the Armed Detective Agency.

During this period, "Sigma", as its owner, also came to the detective agency many times, trying to bring back his disobedient black cat.However, every morning, the black cat that was renamed Dazai No. [-] would come here on its own initiative, waiting at the door for the earliest employees to open the door.

I don't know how it managed to escape from the prison every day under the obstruction of the high-level cat fall-proof screens.

As time passed, this young man with white and lavender hair had no choice but to give up.Even after obtaining Fukuzawa Yukichi's consent, he deliberately took a few servings of homemade cat food at home and put them in the refrigerator shared by the staff in the detective agency's affairs room, so that his own black cat could eat them.

With Haruno Haruko, an employee who has a cat at home, Shuji Tsushima, who has become a milk cat, lives very comfortably in the detective agency.Except for the occasional issue of vaccination and sterilization, the rest of the time, even Osamu Dazai, who was cheated by him, would not say much.

Some things are better not to ask.

Just a few days after Shuji Tsushima was stationed successfully, a new employee came to the detective agency.

Atsushi Nakajima, who was picked up by Osamu Dazai, successfully passed the entrance test, and the original plot finally kicked off. The series of events that followed made people faintly aware of the undercurrent hidden under the surface.

And this is in the absence of the rat of the dead house.

After realizing that even if Yokohama is destroyed, the "book" cannot be obtained, the devil Fyodor had to change the focus of his plan.

It's not that he didn't doubt the words of Pandora's Actor and Mikhail, but the abilities displayed by those two were too beyond common sense to be explained by supernatural powers.

Those two even deliberately used the ability of the "book" in front of him when they were suspicious in their hearts.A tavern that has been open for more than ten years appeared out of thin air in an open space in Yokohama, and the people around did not notice any abnormalities at all, so I had to be convinced.

The subsequent series of bounty plans for people and tigers, as well as the attack of secretly promoting the combination, had to be aborted.

It is no longer necessary.

What is more important now is how to get usable pages from the "book" that has turned into a human form, and what they say is that the world is about to be destroyed.

If this world were to be destroyed, everything he had done would be useless.It was as if he had completely blocked all the paths to realize his long-cherished wish, forcing him to bow his head to reality and give up everything he insisted on.

Then it's best to pack up your mentality immediately and get married to your old enemy. Only in this way can you find a chance.

Fyodor, who has always controlled everything behind the scenes, has fallen into such a passive situation for the first time in more than 20 years.

As for the other side, another director who was obsessed with running a coffee shop brought the devil who was forced to turn into a mouse to Poirot Cafe every day.

In order to avoid unnecessary troubles such as revealing his identity, he had to find a suitable reason to keep Sigma out of the demon's sight as much as possible.

In this way, the young man who was forced to work by his family would go to the home of the pastry chef specially hired by Mikhail to study every day in order to become a pastry chef who can be his own.Except for serving plates and making some simple small cakes in the coffee shop during the daytime work, the rest of the time will basically not return to the penthouse where several people live.

It also minimized the possibility of Sigma's identity being exposed.

As for director Fantuan, who has entered retirement life ahead of schedule, what makes him feel comfortable every day is to personally make cat rice for his lover who has turned into a cat, and by the way, enjoy the fun of sucking cats when he picks him up.

Anyway, it felt better than the bear he touched while traveling in St. Petersburg.

His overly laid-back attitude, at first glance, seems like a mask to hide the darkness deep in his heart, but it is actually a part of the truth that can only be revealed in front of certain people.

This is what the Majin, who doesn't want to admit reality, understands after getting along for a long time.

After all, I want to accept a man who has the same face as myself, and show my love to the man who has the same face as Osamu Dazai.He will ask for warmth, he will accept the other party's acting like a baby, and even when night comes, he will take the initiative to do certain things that he would never do.

Even he felt physical discomfort.

After all, mice have very keen hearing, and the distance between the study room and the master bedroom is not very far.Fyodor, who was forced to listen to the corner, felt extremely suffocated every night once he passed the time of transforming back into his human form.

Bringing in the faces and voices of myself and Osamu Dazai, it's just too scary.

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There is a faint scent of chestnut blossoms in the air.

If the administrator's sense of smell was not too keen, Fyodor would not have smelled this smell in the fully ventilated house.

The sky was covered with stars outside the house, and the wall lamps on both sides of the bed gave off a pale yellow dim light, reflecting the floating dust in the air, and also enveloped the room in an ambiguous atmosphere.

"So what's next..."

The curly-haired young man whose cheeks were still flushed turned over on the side of the soft big bed.

In his arms, he held a specially customized Mojin Papa doll, which was as long as 1.2 meters.It can be used as a pillow for legs when you dislike being hugged by your lover to sleep too hard.

"DeadApple doesn't matter. After all, if it is really successful, there are probably only a few people with supernatural powers left in the world." Shuji Tsushima stretched out his fingers, curling his wet hair one by one , "The point is that the five declines of heaven and man after that..."

Her curly hair clung to her skull with dampness after taking a shower.The part that was not particularly curled up originally, also because of this reason, curled up in an obedient manner.

The young man turned over again, relying on the administrator not to get sick, kicked off the thin quilt covering his body, and enjoyed the invasion of cold air again.

He leaned next to his lover, and kept rubbing on the other's pajamas with the pattern of rice balls. After that, he unbuttoned the top button of his pajamas with the same pattern of bandages, revealing the specially copied scars on his torso.

"The communist incident must still happen, but I'm afraid Fyodor will not deliberately arrange snipers again. Then how did I get the scars on my body?"

In the unbuttoned part, it can be seen that bright bullet holes are embedded in Shuji Tsushima's torso.The bullet avoided the vital parts, so that it would not break the spine with one shot, but it also injured the internal organs.Judging from this ugly scar, it is entirely possible to imagine his painful appearance at that time.

It was the gun that the devil ordered people to shoot in the alley in the co-existence incident of the original work, and he has often used it to make fun of him over the years.

After ending some undisguised intimate exchanges, the two used administrator privileges to add a shielding mode to the master bedroom to prevent a certain Mr. Devil who turned into a mouse from hearing what he shouldn't hear.

Fyodor received a question from his lover, temporarily put aside what he was doing, and tilted his head to look at the other person.His dress is rarely different from everyday, which is mainly reflected in the head.

Because my hair is too long for a man, I don't even take care of my bangs very seriously.Different from the settings in the anime, such a hairstyle is good-looking, but it will block his vision.Especially when leaning against the back of the bed to read before going to bed, the long bangs that fall from between the eyes can be very annoying.

The fair-skinned young man found a hairpin from nowhere, it was the simplest black wire style, and it was suspected to be a stock that he found out from his lover's curly hair not long ago.He pinned his too long bangs to one side, revealing his smooth forehead, and at the same time wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses without prescription.

He pondered for a while, put the literature book in his hand that was rarely found in the lower world upside down on his lap through the quilt, stretched out his hand to caress the uneven gunshot wound, and murmured: "Looking at the current situation, I doubt it was you who fired the shot yourself."

With the exact conditions for obtaining the "book", the devil will no longer be as ruthless as in the original work.However, Osamu Dazai in this timeline is the past of Shuji Tsushima. Why did he leave that gunshot wound when he was not shot?

There is a high probability that Shuji Tsushima himself did it for some reason.

"Will you stop me?" The curly-haired youth blinked, and the topic was quite off topic.

He also thought of this aspect, and he was indeed ready to snipe himself in the near future.However, for this move, the biggest obstacle is probably this lover who can't see him hurting her.

How will Fyodor react...

Facing the lover's question, the young man just shook his head slowly, picked up the half-read book again and flipped through it, expressing his attitude that he would not interfere, "No, I will attach a bullet to the bullet before then." A series of data, so that Osamu Dazai who was shot will not feel too much pain."

For him, the really important person is Shuji Tsushima beside him.Even if he knows that Osamu Dazai is the lover's past, rationality can allow him to completely distinguish the difference between the two, and he will not treat them equally.

Without having experienced nearly 30 years of relationship cultivation with him, he would never give unequal feelings.

"Well... Fei Jia, your attitude towards him is completely different from that towards me. It seems that you care about him, and you don't really think about him at all." Shuji Tsushima grinned, fully understanding the nature of a lover, Just complaining casually, not feeling dissatisfied.

Fyodor turned a page in the book, "Isn't there enough care from the devil?"

"You'll be disgusted to death."

After all, the current Osamu Dazai needs to face the tenderness and care from the devil.This kind of behavior that the client despises so much that he presses his head and pulls the red line will put him in an extremely difficult situation in the future.

It won't be much better than today's devil.

"In order to ensure the success of the follow-up plan..."

Bringing the topic back to the beginning again, Shuji Tsushima, who no longer entangled in this aspect, murmured, thinking about the various possibilities that he would shoot, "And try not to deviate from the important content as much as possible, such as the 70 billion reward for Dun Jun , Mellas completed the part about the rat in the dead house."

The root world is a world line that has been destroyed long ago, and it is very reluctant to be forcibly pulled out by them and used as a copy.If the content that should have happened deviates too much, it will lead to the instability of the copy, and it will be destroyed and collapsed in advance.

This is why they chose to be quiet bystanders after the plot started.

"Before that, I always thought that we who left the lower world would have exactly the same experience as in the original work." Fyodor, who read books seriously as a pastime before going to bed, pushed his glasses, "However, this is no longer true. .”

This may also be one of the reasons why they have to erase past memories.To prevent the two people who were thrown into the present world, because the memory is different from the content in the original work, there will be an unpredictable butterfly effect.

"It's a bit troublesome. According to this development, we have to fight with Mr. Fudi." The curly-haired young man showed a grinning expression, and after guessing the direction of the follow-up content in his mind, he said dryly: "As a reader As a matter of fact, I kind of like him.”

Time is an existence that is prone to paradoxes. Since his retrograde movement can trigger a singularity with Gide's narrow door, then there may be similarities with Fukuji Sakurachi's knife that can travel through time and cut off the failed future. reaction.

So it is not a joke to say that Pandora's Actor has the ability to fight against the opponent.

It's just that there are two second-five boys under his command, and one person has been controlled by these two second-five boys.

"If you don't want to fight, just ignore it. Under normal circumstances, the administrator is immune to the damage of the game character, even if it is boosted by a hundred times, it is useless." Fyodor, who was busy reading books, said indifferently, as if he had no idea at all. Seeing the organization he was in in the original work, he murmured softly.

"Anyway, the destruction of this world is doomed."

Not knowing which sentence touched Shuji Tsushima's cuteness, the curly-haired youth turned over on the bed with the doll in his arms, staring intently at his lover's quiet reading, without any reaction for a long time.

"Hmm..." Seeing that Fyodor didn't feel any embarrassment of being stared at for a long time, Shuji Tsushima deliberately made a sound that seemed to be pondering.

Knowing that the other party was bored because of being left out in the cold, the young man with his hairpin pinned closed his eyes slightly, and the lenses reflected pale light under the illumination of the wall lamp.

"It's just wearing glasses, so there's no need to look at it for so long." He still ignored his attitude, and didn't turn his attention to his lover. By the way, he turned over a page of the literature book in his hand again.

"Try wearing a gold-rimmed one next time? If you look good, Fei Jia, you really look like a refined scum. There are those who appear to be ordinary and gentle college students, but actually control every move secretly. The feeling of the ultimate villain with a calm temperament." With a smirk on his face, Shuji Tsushima put forward his own suggestion of making troubles, "The type that is so bad from the bottom of it that even if there is a memory kill, it can't be washed away."

After all, my lover who wears glasses really looks good.

"Let's take this as a compliment." Knowing that the other party was looking for something to say, Fyodor simply continued, to satisfy this troublemaker who was recently bored due to retirement.

If the lover is too playful, the pace of life is indeed a bit difficult to unify before he really feels tired.They both took a step back from each other before they found a comfortable balance point in life, and they have been running in very well until now.

Shuji Tsushima tilted his head, continued to stare at his lover who had the temperament of a literary youth, and muttered softly, "I quite like it."

"Yes." Fyodor replied indifferently, indicating that he had received the message.

For them, the root world is like a copy suitable for vacation at home.Conversations like today's have been staged countless times in this house.Every time, it starts when you rest before going to bed, and ends at the scheduled bedtime every day in order to develop good sleep habits.

Before the usual time to turn off the lights and take a break, the minute hand needs to turn another 90 degrees. Shuji Tsushima simply hugged the huge Papa doll and stayed on the bed in a daze.

"Speaking of which, how is the devil recently?" He stared at the ceiling above his head, and after counting the number of pendants in the crystal chandelier, he finally found something to talk about.

"Still doubting life." Fyodor, who was savoring the content of the literature book in his hand, replied without any hesitation.

"It seems that you have recognized a certain reality, not to mention that if I am here, you will not harass him too blatantly."

For his past self, Pandora's Actor, who apparently had the same face as Osamu Dazai, caused him a lot of trouble.

The leader of Melles is too capricious, and will always make some out-of-bounds actions, not to mention his hands and feet, and he also likes to use some vulgar invitations to annoy people.For a demon who should believe in the Orthodox Church according to the prototype, it is a very disgusting move.

Although my belief in the past was different from that of ordinary believers...

After all, except for the little ghosts during the second illness period, no normal adult dares to call himself a god.

"How can I call it harassment, it's clearly a hug of love." As if offended by the lover's words, Shuji Tsushima immediately yelled loudly, defending his behavior.

"Yeah, loving hugs, the kind that want to lure each other to bed." The young man with smooth black hair put the book in his hand on the bedside table.His tone was extremely perfunctory. After taking off his glasses, he rubbed the bridge of his nose between his eyes, pulled the quilt up and down on the bed, and clearly showed his intention to rest.

Unlike a bandage spirit who rarely reveals in the formula book, the demon in the original work doesn't have much information, but it's obvious from the thick dark circles that he is also a master who doesn't sleep much.

It's just that after changing to a sunny living environment and giving up his long-cherished wish, Fyodor, whose work and rest returned to normal, successfully transformed into a long-sleeping physique.

It's like trying to make up for the sleep he owed over the past 20 years. For sleep, he needs much more time than his lover.

"When do you plan to reveal the content in the setting?"

Seeing that the other party also got into the bed, Shuji Tsushima put the Papa doll in his arms to the side near the edge of the bed, so that it no longer served as an obstacle between the two.Fortunately, the quilt they shared was big enough, and it didn't take long for him to writhe on the bed before he managed to squeeze beside his lover.

Shuji Tsushima yawned, and the tip of his little finger slowly hooked the other's finger. Feeling the warmth, he said comfortably, "It's the setting of the past Madoka version of the world. Find a chance to tell him."

He was really looking forward to what kind of expression the believer would show when he found out about this kind of cheating background setting.

Thinking in some unrealistic direction, will you shed tears for the earth-shattering love between the two of them?

"I'll talk about it when I get to the standard island. I don't like troublesome things in my retirement life. It's better to pile them up and solve them all at once." The Russian youth casually used the cuffs of his pajamas as a carrier of supernatural powers. The moment the fabric on his wrist lost a corner, A little bat with flapping wings flew to the switch near the bedside table, saving him the trouble of sticking out from under the bed.

The bedroom was instantly dark.

Hearing the words, the curly-haired youth murmured, "That's true..."

Standard Island, the late base of the "Seven Betrayers" during the Supernatural War.It was also on this island that they ended the war that lasted for an unknown amount of time in a ridiculous way.

And Verne, who is staying on this island now, is Mikhail's former companion.It was also a friend who was recognized by Fyodor himself many years later.

It was a friendship very much like the Scoundrels.

It's just that maybe after the plot is over, the only remaining existence of the "seven betrayers" will also be erased.

"So who is the god and who is the devil?" No longer thinking about such troublesome things, Shuji Tsushima recalled the content in the Madoka theatrical version and asked a fatal question.

This topic seems to have been discussed before, but it ended with a joking statement, and it was not really settled.

If this kind of plot must be followed in the script, then one of them is destined to become a "god" who saves the world, and the other will be a "demon" who deeply loves the person who became a god.

No matter what kind of identity it is, it would be too unsuitable for them, and it would destroy the character from the beginning to the end, but the degree is more or less serious.

"Film guessing." Fyodor, who also considered this point, suggested hesitantly.

Anyway, it's all OOC, and there are no more choices. The specific arrangement is left to this completely face-to-face approach.

"Forget it, don't be so troublesome, this time it's the other way around." Shuji Tsushima spoke lightly, "Occasionally I want to see Fei Jia who went crazy for me."

In the content of the script on the main server, Pandora's Actor, who got Akami Homura's script, was to save Mikhail from falling into madness.Having played this role for too long, he also wanted to see what it would be like in reverse.