Supernatural powers are intellectual and handicapped, how do I survive

The gap between Osamu Dazai and Shuji Tsushima is the precipitation of 30 years in a healthy environment.

A change in mentality, and a further understanding of the meaning of life in the world.A youth who no longer feels confused is much more relaxed than his past self.

Even though he who returned from the future has no memories of the first 20 years, Shuji Tsushima can still play the role of Osamu Dazai well without any sense of disobedience through the presentation of the original graphic novel.

The cat and mouse in the cat bag on the back are no longer noisy, of course it mainly refers to the milk cat.After calming down, it overcame the body's instincts, and finally managed to ignore the mouse that was so big that it could kill it at any time.

The big mouse that had been kicked several times remained motionless, allowing the black cat under its belly to wriggle restlessly.Stretch out a foot from time to time, or start kicking on the spot because of the heat, kicking the soft white belly of the mouse.

Osamu Dazai is very clear about when he will speak human words and when he will speak nonsense.

Before leaving the dormitory, his future self had said that the rat couldn't be Fyodor, and he didn't believe a single punctuation mark.

That man is just bullshitting.

There is no doubt that this mouse, which is so big that a normal cat will definitely shy away from it, is the devil who likes to hide in dark corners.

I don't know what kind of threat the other party has become like this, and he has not been overly hostile to himself.Or, the devil who has such an attitude towards himself really has feelings for him that shouldn't have arisen, just like that absurd guess...

too disgusting.

Knowing nothing about the chaotic thoughts of the two furries behind him, Shuji Tsushima hummed a light tune all the way under the identity of Buteizai, and came to the workplace where he had not yet joined in a good mood.

He cleared his throat, opened the door of the detective agency abruptly, and greeted enthusiastically, "Good morning, everyone!"

It's rare to see Osamu Dazai, who has always been lazy, looking so excited. As his partner, Doppo Kunikida is handling the paperwork according to his own plan.

The man who strictly followed the schedule had a serious expression on his face. Due to the angle of sunlight falling into the room, the square glasses could completely cover his eyes at a certain angle.His hands on the keyboard unconsciously increased his strength, and the anger rolled in his throat several times, and he uttered the same anger as usual.

"Good morning, it's already noon, you idiot! How much work was delayed?!"

Facing the loud roar of the opponent, Shuji Tsushima just frowned slightly, and scratched his ears to express his dissatisfaction.

"Mother Kunikida is really nagging, and I also have unavoidable reasons." He deliberately dragged out his voice, and walked slowly to Dazai Osamu's seat, and the moment he sat down, he collapsed into a ball.

"what?!"

The curly-haired youth pushed the cat bag that he took off at some point to the center of his desk, and with the sound of a zipper, the cat and mouse that were forcibly stuffed together finally regained their freedom.

The black cat eagerly got out of the cat bag. I don't know if it was not used to walking on all fours, or because it felt numb from being squeezed for too long. It wobbled for a long time before it managed to stand still.

The milk cat stared unkindly at the young man in the camel-colored windbreaker, and kept moaning vigilantly from his throat.The confrontation between one person and one cat didn't last long, and the kitten, whose hair was all blown up, took off on the spot in fright because of the rustling sound coming from behind.

The mouse that finally poked its head out froze in place with an overly innocent expression on its face.

Shuji Tsushima poked the big gray mouse's cheek with his fingertips, "Look, this is it."

After his unremitting efforts, the two enemies, who were supposed to be immortal, were finally able to have intimate contact at this moment, laying a solid foundation for their future relationship.

Of course, all these are just high-sounding reasons he found.The essence of the director is to persecute everyone around him as much as possible, even if the other party is himself in the past time period, Shuji Tsushima will never let him go without leaving any memory.

"It's Dazai No. [-]... No, Mr. Actor, what is that in the bag?" Because the nickname given by Mr. Ranpo yesterday was too suitable, Junichiro Tanizaki said the name without looking at his mouth for a moment. Pause, and immediately change your mouth.

Anyway, the cat still has its original name.Using other names without authorization, if the other party gets used to it, Sigma, the owner of the cat, will probably have a headache.

For Osamu Dazai, the Armed Detective Agency was the environment in which he had worked for two years after all, and the cat's instinct made him feel at ease.

Once the nerves that had been tensed for a long time were relaxed, fatigue immediately swept over this three-month-old body.Without the black cat noticing at all, its two upright ears drooped down at the same angle as the top of its head.After seeing it, one couldn't help stretching out his hand, wanting to ruffle the hair on its body.

Osamu Dazai, who had to use the body of the milk cat, simply lay flat on his desk, with a dead-eyed look.No matter how much a certain bandage who stole his identity poked him, he would not respond at all.

"Why is Mr. Actor looking listless today? What did you do yesterday?" Naomi Tanizaki who noticed this scene was puzzled and couldn't help asking.

Shuji Tsushima blinked, stretched out his hand to pick up the hesitant big mouse that couldn't get out of the cat bag for a long time, and hugged him in the posture of holding a baby.

"That's right, he went out to catch mice." He lowered his head, brushing his beard with the tip of his nose, showing a smile that was too real for Osamu Dazai.

"...Is this the big rat that was irradiated by the Chernobyl nuclear radiation?" Obviously, he doesn't like creatures like rats, let alone ones of such a large size.Tanizaki Naomi, who originally planned to come forward, gave up the idea and decided to sit in her seat peacefully.

After all, rats are very unpopular, and this reaction is normal.

However, for Kenji Miyazawa who just came to the city from a remote country, dealing with this kind of creature was inevitable in his past life.In order to prevent the harvested crops from being eaten by mice, every household has placed mouse traps.

Having seen many of the same type of mouse brought to the detective agency, he came to Shuji Tsushima on purpose to examine the mouse without any scars on its body, and murmured: "Even if it is a mouse in the country In the field, it is rare to see such a big mouse."

The blond boy with an overly simple temperament would not have any thoughts of harming the rats that would not cause damage to the harvested crops.He stretched out his hand to gesture the length of the extremely quiet mouse, and said frankly: "But this size is not particularly unusual. Some mice that have lived for a long time can grow to such a large size. Is there anything special about it?" place?"

Shuji Tsushima, who was asked, hesitated for a while, rubbing his fingertips on its belly, enjoying the soft and fluffy touch.

"Probably because its mate selection concept is different from that of ordinary mice."

The big, motionless mouse slowly raised its slender head, its eyes seemed to be accusing, but upon closer inspection it seemed to be an illusion.Those dark round eyes stared closely at the young man who hugged him, and under the reflection of the sunlight falling into the room, he could vaguely see the other party's reflection.

"Is it because you can't find a female of the same size?"

"Not only the gender, but also the species are different." The curly-haired young man shook his head slightly, and put the murdered Mr. Devil in his arms back on the table, next to the black milk cat that was about to explode again.

The teenager who witnessed this scene showed a sudden realization expression.

"It turns out that the mice in the city are different. In the countryside, the mice can only be picked up and eaten by cats. I have never seen a mouse that can form a family with a cat."

"Well, Mr. Kenji, city mice wouldn't do such things..." Junichiro Tanizaki who was forced to watch everything in the same office reminded weakly.

Maybe domestic cats are domesticated and lose their wildness, and they don’t know how to catch mice when they see them, so they won’t really develop into a partnership with a mouse.

If so, it would have been on the news long ago.

The character displayed by that big mouse was completely different from its size.No matter how much he was tossed about by a bandage spirit who was not doing his job properly during work, he did not show the slightest displeasure, as if he was an extremely well-behaved domestic mouse and had not developed any bad habits of the same kind.

After being placed next to the milk cat, he carried some big mice that were difficult to express his thoughts to ordinary people, and moved slowly but firmly made a subtle gesture of protection.

In the next second, the tip of its tail, which was a natural cat teaser, was pounced on by the black cat flailing its paws and opened its mouth to bite.

"Look, it likes this little black cat the most."

With a smirk on his face, Shuji Tsushima stretched out his hand to hold down Osamu Dazai, who was forced to become a black cat, to prevent the other party from escaping after getting rid of the instinctive control.

"……""mum!"

Contrary to the mouse who was lost in thought, the milk cat who came back to his senses struggled, looking like he was going to die.

"Mr. Actor looks very unhappy, is it alright?" Osamu Dazai felt inexplicably in a good mood today, but this happiness was based on the pain of Mr. Sigma's cat, Junichiro Tanizaki Involuntarily asked in a low voice.

"Mi woo..."

In order to break free successfully, the milk cat whose head was pinned had to stick up its buttocks and try to twist its body, but it was still unable to match the opponent's strength, and finally could only let out a feeble whimper.

"No problem, the cat's endurance is very strong. Isn't it, Dazai No. [-]~" The young man with a strange smile has no intention of stopping at all, and always pushes the black cat down gently when the black cat is trying to escape, Had to bare the softest belly.

After several attempts to no avail, the milk cat began to bite Shuji Tsushima's fingers with its not-so-sharp deciduous teeth as a useless attack.

After being tampered with the character data by the administrator, even Dazai Osamu can hardly escape the control of instinct.

"If you have time to tease cats, why not hurry up and work!" Kunikida Doppo, who couldn't bear it anymore, was once again irritated by his partner. He tapped the keyboard more and more quickly, wishing to use this short time to get rid of all the accumulation. document.

Of course, most of this was left unfinished by one of the Daily Strike's bandage-wasting devices.

"But the recent work is so boring that I don't have any interest at all."

Shuji Tsushima, who took the place of Dazai Osamu but didn't intend to take over the other party's work, crazily cheated himself in the past period, didn't listen to Kunikida's words at all.

He pinched the nape of the big mouse on the desk again, and seemed to be very satisfied with the amount of meat on the other side, with a serious look on his face, "It's decided, let's make fried mice!"

Regarding this, the big mouse, who could fully understand what he was saying, slowly turned around, showing no intention of being too lazy to answer.

Until a certain document was handed to the curly-haired youth.

Kunikida Doppo still held that extremely serious face, pushed his glasses, and motioned for Shuji Tsushima to take over, "Wait a minute, there is a new job for the military and police."

"What is it?"

The curly-haired young man with a careless expression read the contents of the page at a glance, showing a thoughtful expression, "Man-eating tiger? Could it be that some zoo stole his food and was so hungry that he couldn't escape! "

"It's impossible to even think about it. According to the latest information, the man-eating tiger is approaching Yokohama." After checking the time on his watch, Kunikida Doppo stood up neatly, "It's time to go to work."

"Field work...the weather is so nice, I really want to stay at home and sleep late. Then Dazai No. [-] and Fantuan No. [-] stay here, you should get along well."

The young man in a camel-colored windbreaker curled his lips, frantically rubbed the big mouse's hair, and then explained to himself.

"Ah, I named it Fantuan No. [-]! I don't know why, but this mouse likes rice balls very much, so I named him this."

"..."

The whiskers of the big mouse next to the black cat trembled slightly, as if wanting to say something, but due to various considerations, he gave up the idea.

Before that, he didn't know that he would be called rice ball by "book".It wasn't until Pandora's Actor uttered this word that Fyodor truly understood the brain circuit of the other party.

Rice balls... are indeed quite similar.