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Chapter 5 Remember to Smile When Dating

Yuan Yi was swearing at a pair of sunglasses, and Gojo Gou occupied his recliner and fell asleep.

He slapped his sunglasses angrily: "Wu Tiao Xin Ba, you have grown up, haven't you? Dare to occupy Ah Yin's throne."

He was puzzled and slapped again: "Eat and sleep, sleep and eat, is it a pig?"

"Help, senior!"

Hui Yuanxiong ran to the small garden of the base of Wanshiwu and cried in mourning.

"Help, put it aside for now, wait until I finish teaching the disobedient Wutiaoxinba."

Haibara's eyes rolled wildly, there was no one else except Genichi and Gojo Satoru who was sleeping on the couch.

He asked curiously, "Is Wujo Shinbachi the brother of Wujo Senior?"

Yuan Yi sniffed and raised his sunglasses: "This is Wutiaoxinba, Wutiaoxinba is it!"

Hui Yuanxiong: "..."

Naming the sunglasses is a unique hobby of seniors.

Yuan Yi taught the "five new eight" a lesson for 10 minutes before finishing.

"Tell me, why are you looking for us?" Yuan Yi said vigilantly, "I tell you, we have to charge for everything. Ah Yin is not as bright as squinting eyes. Without money, Ah Yin will not work!"

Hui Yuanxiong took out his pocket and took out a wrinkled 100 yen. He said pitifully: "That's all."

Yuan Yi immediately stuffed the money into his pocket: "Tell me, what's the matter."

"Caijia invited me to play tennis on weekends, but I don't know how to play tennis at all. Is there any quick way for seniors to play tennis?"

Yuan Yi hesitated to speak, he said tactfully: "Have you ever considered that Cai Jia is actually the person who owns the evil Tower of Babylon?"

"What is the Tower of Babylon?" Hui Yuanxiong scratched his head in confusion.

"The Tower of Babylon is the ****."

"What is it?"

Yuan Yi raised his middle finger to the sky: "***********************."

[Discordant words detected, "Martin Morning" has automatically harmonized the discordant words.Building a civilized homeland starts with not swearing. ]

"You ****, you ****, harmony********!"

Yuan Yi was tired of scolding, he took a breath and said: "I am good at tennis, you wait for us at the playground in the afternoon, Ah Yin will do things well after taking the money."

Hui Yuanxiong turned his head three times: "Okay, senior is waiting for you."

[Miscellaneous House entrusts task [-]: teach innocent teenagers to successfully complete their dates in tennis. ]

[The reward amount for completing the task is 100 yen, and the popularity value is 1. ]

Yuan Yi: "..."

Speechless, is tennis worthless or dating worthless?

The glasses on the table disappeared, and Gojo Satoru wiped off the oil stains on the glasses in disgust: "Beforehand, I don't know how to play tennis."

Yuan Yi curled his lips: "Tennis, a pediatric thing. Isn't it just hitting the opponent's face with a yellow ball with a racket? Ah Yin is best at this kind of disfiguring thing."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Now he is speechless more and more times, and he can experience Xia Youjie's mood towards him sometimes.

That's fine, under his unreliable tennis coaching, Haibara and Totsuka Ayaka hit Totsuka Ayaka's face on a tennis court date.

After this kind of accident, the two of them will be ghosts if they don't break up.

In the scorching sun, Yuan Yi lazily erected a block on the playground, and his whole body became limp.

"100 yen, just for 100 yen, Ah Yin sacrificed too much, it is not easy to make money, and you can become a rich man in the Year of the Monkey." He murmured.

Hui Yuanxiong brought a tennis racket, and not only Gojo Satoru, but also the first-year Nanami Kento came to watch the teaching.

Gojo Gojo huddled under the shade of a tree, holding up his mobile phone and recording, planning to share this outrageous tennis lesson with Xia Youjie afterwards.

Yuan Yi took the tennis racket and waved it, and said weakly: "Let's start, I will teach you the rules of tennis first."

There was a scarecrow standing opposite the block. Yuan Yi threw a tennis ball, then aimed the tennis racket with both hands at the head of the scarecrow, and slapped the small yellow ball over.

The high-speed rotating tennis ball brought the wind and directly pierced the scarecrow's head.

"The rules of tennis are very simple. You will understand after I say it once. No matter how you hit the ball, as long as you hit the tennis ball in the opponent's face, you will win a point."

Yuan Yi thought for a while, and made up a temporary one: "If you directly break the bridge of the opponent's nose, you will get [-] hidden points, [-] points!"

Wutiaowu: "..."

Qihai Jianren: "..."

Hui Yuanyu was shocked: "... Is tennis really played like this?"

Gojo Satoru, who couldn't see past it, punched Yuan Yi directly, and Yuan Yi was dispatched to the corner with a big bag on his head.

"Draw a circle and curse Wujo Shinpachi, and curse that he will be imprisoned in a mysterious space one day. One of the two keys to unlock the space was broken by himself, and the other was turned into ashes by him."

A small stone was thrown on Yuan Yi's head.

An angry Yuanyi intensified the curse: "Draw two circles... No, a hundred circles curse Wutiao Xinba, who is 28 years old and still a *boy."

A steady stream of stones were thrown at the source by Gojo Satoru.

The two seniors had already torn together and started fighting each other.

Jianren Qihai frowned, and temporarily helped to search the rules of tennis on the Internet: "What the senior said just now is all shit, I downloaded a few videos and you can figure it out yourself."

Hui Yuanxiong watched the video carefully, followed the video teaching and swung his racket earnestly.

The shadow covered Gojo Satoru and Genichi who were wrestling together.

Qihai Jianren said: "Huiyuan attaches great importance to this date. He didn't go for love. He doesn't know many girls, and he also knows that it is irresponsible for him to be with ordinary people as a magician. practice."

Genichi was kicked away by Gojo Satoru, he held Nanami Kento's ankle and struggled to get up.

"Haihara just wants to complete a date with a girl as an ordinary person, please take it seriously."

Yuan Yi finally got up, he patted off the dust on the outer cover, and carried Lake Toya on his shoulders.

"Isn't it just a tennis date? Ah Yin accepted the money, and Hui Yuan will definitely feel the true charm of dating!"

He changed the subject and asked, "Do you know that Hui Yuan is not dating a girl, but a boy."

Qihai Jianren: "..."

This is not something he should know.

In the blink of an eye, it was Haibara's date, and for one reason or another, Haibara still didn't know that Ayaka Totsuka was a boy.

Two white heads protruded from the grass, Gojo Satoru trampled a bug to death, and continued to observe the date of Haibara Yuu and Totsuka Saika with Genichi.

"Curly hair, isn't it too obvious that we are hiding here?"

Yuan Yi said in distaste: "It's obvious how are you? Are you afraid that people won't know that someone is hiding here if you stretch your legs so long?"

Gojo Wu proudly said: "Long legs, natural."

"Versailles, Versailles!"

Yuan Yi angrily took out the binoculars and began to observe the tennis court.

Today, on Sunday, there were many people playing tennis on the tennis court, and Genichi searched for a while before finding Haibara Yuo.

He smiled broadly, his teeth gleaming in the sun.

Sweat dripped from his forehead and splashed on the grass.

Yuan Yi put away the binoculars and kicked Gojo Satoru: "Let's go, go back."

Gojo Satoru: "Stop observing?"

Yuan Yi shook his head: "Don't continue, the date that can make the teenager laugh is already a success."

He walked towards the light with his back turned, and the "Lake Toya" pinned to his waist swayed.

The yellow sunlight fell on his curly hair, which made the curly hair look even more fluffy.

Gojo Satoru broke into the light and grabbed Genichi's curly hair.

"Curly hair, your hair feels good."

"Release me! Ah Yin's curly hair is envied by all beauties! If you pull one out, a beautiful woman will cry for A Yin's curly hair."

Gojo Satoru twitched: "It's very firm, you can't pull it off."

"Gojo Satoru, you son of a bitch!"

[When a new discordant vocabulary is detected, "turtle son" will be included in the list of vocabulary that needs to be harmonious. ]

After the date ended that day, Haibara never mentioned Ayaka Totsuka again.

During the peak period of curse spirits, the high school of magic arts is almost empty, and all students are out to perform the task of exorcising curse spirits, including Huiyuan.

Sometimes he would think of the date that just started and ended, and the girl who flashed across his life like a shooting star.

Jianren Qihai shouted from the front: "Huiyuan, I found the filth of the curse spirit."

"I am coming."

Yuanyi Wanshiwu's third entrusted task has been completed, but the client still doesn't know that his date is of the same sex.

***

It is a good thing for Yuan Yi that the period of high incidence of spell spirits is ushered in. As members of Wanshiwu, as long as the three of them accept the entrusted tasks, they will be merged into the entrustment of Wanshiwu.

During these days, Yuanyi earned a lot of money, adding up to 5 yen!

He twitched the corner of his mouth: "Let's just be a waste material. It's impossible to become a rich man, and it's impossible for a lifetime!"

The sea breeze blows, mixed with a salty smell.

He, Gojo Satoru, and Xia Youjie are on the ship, going to Miyako Island, where the task was entrusted, to investigate the local rumors about the "Visiting God".

After years of catalyzing the various rumors passed down by human beings, it is very easy to produce the highest level of magic spirits.

The personnel in charge of patrolling Miyako Island discovered the vision before the rumored "Visiting God" was about to appear in Miyako's strange festival.

After evaluation, the Magic Association decided to send the strongest three of the second grade to complete this task.

Yuan Yi was lying on the deck basking in the sun, and he uttered nonsense: "You two will complete this task, Ah Yin will enjoy a rare seaside vacation."

As the boat approached the shore, Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie looked at each other and nodded in unison.

Yuan Yi, who was basking in the sun, was thrown into the sea by Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie.

Yuan Yi kept thumping, shouting in his mouth: "Murder, you are murder!!"

"Goodbye." Gojo Satoru waved to him while leaning on the railing on the deck.

"Curly hair, you have to swim alone in the sea after that, and Jie and I will take the boat."

Yuan Yi: "..."

Damn it, his clerk is always trying to kill him.

Impossible, absolutely impossible, even if he died, the owner of Master House would be Sakata Gintoki, not those two brats.

"Help, is there any speedboat or something to let me land handsomely?"

[Drip, the mall is open. ]

[I searched for you a speedboat that meets your requirements, the price is 400w, yes/no to buy? ]

"I bought you a big-headed ghost, cooperating with you to make me a rich man is to get money from me?"

[It has been detected that you refuse to purchase. If you need to purchase next time, please open the mall to purchase. ]

"roll!!"

The author has something to say: After many years, the curse of Yuanyi has come true one by one hahahahahahahahaha

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 12 bottles of Youyouxing;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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