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The skater boy sprinted past Yuan Yi with a "swish", the wind blowing up his curly hair.

The man on the skateboard with an umbrella asked, "Kara, how far is it from the hotel?"

The skateboard under his feet flickered, and the female electronic voice said calmly: "There are 500 meters left, and we will soon reach the hotel."

The wind blows his long pink hair. The man is very handsome, with a pair of plain glasses on his eyes.

But judging from his looks and his behavior of holding an umbrella under the sun, he doesn't match up with a skateboard boy at all.

Yuan Yi stared at the talking skateboard, dumbfounded: "Is this the Jarvis of skateboards?"

When the long-haired handsome guy was jumping with the board, Yuan Yi appeared out of nowhere and snatched... the skateboard from under his feet.

Kaoru Sakuraya: "...?"

Yuan Yi knocked on the skateboard he had snatched, and asked, "Jarvis, how can we get rid of this little brat Gojo Shinpachi?"

[The uncivilized vocabulary "little calf" has been detected and has been automatically included in the uncivilized vocabulary list. ]

The light flashed along the purple pattern on the skateboard: "It's Kara, not Jarvis."

"Hey, curly-haired kid, give me back the skateboard!"

"Don't think that if you share a voice actor with Rukawa Kaede, I will forgive you for your bad behavior of calling people nicknames at will!"

Kaoru Sakurayashiki pushed the glasses on his nose, and said angrily: "My behavior is as bad as yours?"

Impatiently, he directly grabbed the skateboard, took out a handkerchief and touched the skateboard in disgust, and wiped the skateboard carefully.

"Is Ah Yin a virus? Is it a highly contagious virus? Your dislike is almost turning into substance."

Sakuraya Shiki Kaoru: "Natural curly hair looks unclean at first glance."

"Enough! Enough! Ah Yin is fed up with this world that discriminates against natural curls. Is there any inevitable connection between uncleanness and natural curls!"

Kaoru Sakurayashiki, who was noisy with Yuan Yi, had a headache. He changed the subject and asked Yuan Yi who was blocking the way and snatching his skateboard: "Curly hair, are you traveling?"

Yuan Yi broke down: "I told you not to call people nicknames at will, it's a very bad behavior!"

"Well, silver hair with natural curly hair."

Yuan Yi: "...Forget it, call it whatever you want."

The paths of the two were the same, and Yuan Yi was very curious about Kaoru Sakurayashiki's skateboard along the way.

"Don't touch it, stay away." Kaoru Sakurayashiki said disgustedly.

Xia Youjie, who was waiting at the door of the hotel, found Yuan Yi. He was wet all over, and his curly hair that was soaked in water stuck together, making it even more frizzy.

"Silver time, here."

Yuan Yi snorted viciously: "Xia Youle, it's too late to show kindness now."

Xia Youjie corrected him with a good temper: "It's Xia Youjie."

When Kaoru Sakurayashiki was leaving, Genichi took out a crumpled business card from his pocket and handed it to him.

Going out for a trip...to complete the task, Yuan Yi did not forget to promote their Master House.

Kaoru Sakurayashiki pinched the corner of the card: "Wanshiwu, store manager Gojo Satoru?"

Yuan Yi widened his eyes and snatched the card back.

The name card he printed did not know when the name of the store manager was erased and changed to Gojo Satoru.

Genichi found a pen at the front desk of the hotel, crossed out Gojo Satoru's name and added Sakata Gintoki.

Kaoru Sakurayashiki took the card again and glanced at Genichi: "Sakata Gintoki?"

Yuan Yi raised his head and proudly said, "That's right, it's me!"

Kaoru Sakurayashiki passed him, leaving only the sentence "natural volume".

Yuan Yi immediately burst into flames: "Impolite long-haired boy, Ah Yin will teach you a lesson!!"

Xia Youjie dragged him to the other side: "That man should be Kaoru Sakurayashiki, a calligrapher invited by the hotel owner."

Genichi struggled and said: "I don't care if he is Rukawa Kaede or Sakurayashiki Kaoru, Ah Yin will teach him a lesson!"

Xia Youjie said helplessly: "Stop making trouble, go to dinner first, and check the nearby curse spirits at night."

"Night? Why did you choose such a dark time?" Yuan Yi pushed open the door and smelled the aroma of paella.

Wujo Wu lay on the ground on his side, and said sadly: "Of course it's because there are ghosts at night."

Yuan Yi's complexion twisted and he pretended to be calm: "Cheat, lie, it's obviously a curse spirit."

Whether it is him or Sakata Gintoki he plays, they all have one thing in common-fear of ghosts.

Xia Youjie explained: "Wu and I asked the hotel owner about the situation, and he said that every year that person would appear on this day, and the person who met him would be thrown to the side of the road the next day and lose his memory." .”

Yuan Yi was trembling all over, and his face was sweating: "What is that that?"

"Of course it's a ghost." Gojo Satoru's voice was cool, windy, and very dark, as if it came from a far away place.

Yuan Yi swallowed his saliva to comfort himself: "Ghosts and the like don't exist, don't, don't lie to Ah Yin!"

Gojo Satoru approached him and deliberately asked, "If it's not a ghost, Curly, how do you explain that there are people lying on the side of the road with amnesia and stinking all over their bodies?"

The sweat on Yuan Yi's forehead was getting bigger and bigger. He pretended to be calm and said, "The curse spirit must be the curse spirit."

"Curly hair, you are afraid of ghosts." Gojo Satoru smiled.

"Just kidding, how could Ah Yin be afraid of something that doesn't exist!"

Wujo Wu raised his eyebrows and said, "That night, you take the lead and take us to the mountain hot spring where the ghost that the boss said appeared."

"Just go, will Ah Yin be afraid of ghosts?"

As night fell, there were sporadic stars hanging in the sky.

There are no street lights on the path leading to the hot springs in the mountains, so you can only see the road going up the mountain with high beams.

Yuan Yi held the map tremblingly, and there was a rustling sound in the grass.

He turned pale with fright, threw away the map, closed his eyes and stuck to Gojo Satoru.

"Help!! Ah Yin doesn't want to die yet, don't drag Ah Yin to the underworld!!"

"Meow~"

A cat jumped out of the grass, and it was the cat that made the rustling sound just now.

Yuan Yi immediately jumped off Gojo Satoru, and it wasn't him who was so frightened that he was about to cry just now.

Gojo Satoru kicked the stone, pointed at Yuan Yi's back and said in horror: "Curly hair, behind you..."

"Ahhhhhhh, don't eat Ah Yin, Ah Yin is very dirty, and the meat will be rotten if it hasn't been bathed for several years."

Yuan Yi ran away in fright, rushing forward without thinking.

Xia Youjie picked up the map and glared at Gojo Wujo who was gloating: "I asked you to scare Yinshi on purpose."

Gojo Gojo snorted twice: "I have caught the weakness, it's really interesting to be afraid of ghosts."

Xia Youjie glanced at the map, the road Yuan Yi fled was the way up the mountain.

He took out the flyer from the map, on which was a creature with a mask and wrapped in ivy leaves, which resembled a creature made of mud pellets. On the top of the flyer was written: Visiting God Pantou, you can ward off disasters by applying mud Solution.

"People who were thrown on the road and lost their memory and smelled like stench should have encountered the visiting god. Some people had negative emotions because of the rumors about the visiting god, and a curse was born from this negative emotion."

Xia Youjie said with a headache: "This kind of curse born from word of mouth rumors is the most troublesome."

Wujo Wujo supported the back of his head and moved forward facing the moonlight: "Being cursed by human beings with faith and fear, the carrying power is almost uncontrollable."

Yuan Yi ran forward desperately, as if he could leave the ghost behind.

There was obviously no one around, but he seemed to see countless people.

He tripped over an unknown object and fell to the ground. Yuan Yi first smelled a foul smell.

Trembling, he looked at the boy lying in the middle of the road covered in mud.

"Wake up, wake up."

Yuan Yi pushed the boy in front of him, but didn't insist on staying away from him five meters away and vomited: "Smelly stink stink..."

The subtle sound of the wheels turning at high speed sounded, and Yuan Yi looked back stiffly.

The mud ball surrounded by green leaves rushed towards him on the skateboard.

"Ghost ghost ghost ghost!"

Yuan Yi's frightening words were useless, and when his potential exploded, he ran a few meters away in a second, passing the boy lying on the ground.

"Damn."

He turned back and vomited, carrying the boy on his back.

The nose was blocked by him, and the boy on him really stinks.

Yuan Yi took a deep breath, and the mud ball with the skateboard behind him was getting closer and closer.

"Help! Why do ghosts still skateboard!! This is unscientific!"

"No! It would be unscientific for ghosts to appear!"

Chinenshi, who was carried on his back, was also awakened, he rubbed his eyes and cried from the smell of his hands.

"Ugh... what stinks so much."

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the mud ball chasing them behind him, and was so scared that he grabbed Yuan Yi's curly hair.

"There is a ghost!! Vomit...it stinks..."

He hugged Yuan Yi's neck tightly and urged without letting go: "Uncle, run faster."

"Uncle, your head, Ah Yincai is in high school!"

"Stop talking, uncle, hurry up and catch up!"

Yuan Yi said violently: "You don't need to run away because you are carried on your back, Ah Yin has already broken through the limit of human beings."

He ran faster and faster along the road up the mountain, and suddenly a pile of mud balls with long grass appeared at the intersection ahead.

Yuan Yi jumped in the air and jumped over their heads.

Chinenshi also collapsed and said, "Uncle, you are actually a ghost too, right? It is impossible for a human to do such a move."

"Shut up, and force Ah Yin to eat you again."

The road ahead was surrounded by a group of long grass and mud, Yuan Yi stopped and dropped Chinen Shi from his shoulders.

The wooden knife at his waist shook, and Yuan Yi pulled out the wooden knife.

"Ayin fought with you."

Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu came late, and they didn't do anything. They watched Yuan Yi knelt down without integrity while holding the wooden knife.

He pointed to Chinen Shiye next to him: "Eat him, children's meat is the most tender, and Ah Yin is just a wretched uncle, even the meat is yellow."

Chinen Shi also said angrily: "Now you admit that you are an uncle?!"

Yuan Yi pleaded: "Uncle has not lived enough, so you go to die first."

Was he going to die if he didn't finish eating the ramen in the rented house?

Xia Youle, Wutiaoxinba, come and save me!

"Pfft, Curly, do you want to nod your face?"

Yuan Yi shed tears of emotion. He rushed out of the mud and rushed to Gojo Satoru: "Gojo Shinba, you heard Ah Yin's call. Ah Yin will never call you a perverted character and useless." He also likes to make fun of a handsome guy with glasses and hairy ass."

Gojo Satoru lowered his face, and if Yuan Yi said one more word, his face would turn black by an inch. He raised his foot and kicked Yuan Yi who was rushing towards him into the mud ball.

"Your wretched and unscrupulous curly hair needs a visiting god to wash away the filth on your body."

Yuan Yi rolled his eyes because of the stink, he felt that countless pairs of muddy hands had touched him.

He struggled and stretched out his trembling hand from the visiting god.

"I curse with my life, Gojo Shinbachi, you will be a *boy until you die."

It stinks, he is going to die, I hope to reunite with Gojo Satoru, who was a *boy until his death, in Santuchuan after death.

The author has something to say: Gojo Satoru was a *boy until his death, funny