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Chapter 4 Conjurers Are Shit

Hui Yuanxiong rushed to the appointed restaurant impatiently, changed his clothes specially, and sprayed hairspray on his head.

He hesitated at the door for a while before entering.

Yuan Yi and Gojo Satoru never found a chance to tell Xia Youjie that this "girl" named Ayaka Totsuka was actually male.

Yuan Yi deliberately touched Gojo Wu, and the two of them turned to the back and began to talk lightly.

"Are you sure that the person with such a girly name is a boy?"

Gojo Goku plucked his hair and said angrily, "My six eyes are absolutely impossible to make a mistake."

Yuan Yi complained: "This is as outrageous as drawing a female character in a comic and insisting on a male character."

"There is bad news, Junior Huiyuan is here." Wutiao Wufu said with his forehead.

Seeing this, Yuan Yi immediately got up, and Wujo Gojo had a tacit understanding and pulled Xia Youjie away together.

"You talk first, the three of us go to the bathroom."

Hui Yuanxiong sat stiffly across from Ayaka Totsuka, holding back for a long time and said: "Haha, the relationship between the seniors is really good."

Ayaka Totsuka: "You have a good relationship with your seniors. I heard Xia You said that you should thank me in person, but it's not necessary."

The topic of nonsense opened up the situation inexplicably, and Haibara Yuu and Totsuka Saika chatted.

The bathroom door locked by Yuan Yi was knocked again.

Boom, boom, boom.

One sound is faster than the other.

"Which unscrupulous person has locked the toilet door, I can't hold it anymore."

Yuan Yi said angrily: "If you can't hold it back, chop it up and go to the women's toilet next door!"

The man cursed: "Crazy!"

He let out a "bah" and left in a hurry.

Xia Youjie sighed again: "What's wrong with you two."

Gojo Satoru was admiring his handsome appearance in the mirror, he said, "Curly hair, tell me."

Yuan Yi raised his foot to kick Gojo Satoru's butt, but the ground was too slippery, so he fell directly to the ground.

The sound of "bang" startled Gojo Satoru.

Xia Youjie helped him up and said with a headache, "Are you all right?"

Yuan Yi was dizzy, seeing Xia Youjie's first sentence was "Why can't Heaven get rid of squinting eyes".

Xia Youjie smiled, and then let go of Yuan Yi's hand: "It seems to be all right."

Another "bang" sound.

"A lot of stars."

Yuan Yi got up unsteadily, wiped his eyes and suddenly burst into tears: "Save the elementary school boy, he has stepped into the path of no return with half his foot, we must drag him away!" return."

Gojo Satoru asked suspiciously, "Why do you know so well?"

Yuan Yi woke up for a moment and shook his head, "A Yin doesn't know, A Yin doesn't know anything."

Xia Youjie controlled Yuan Yi, and said helplessly, "What's the matter, after you found the girl Hui Yuan was looking for, something went wrong with you two."

Gojo Satoru put his palm on his left shoulder and sighed: "Oh, it's not a girl."

Yuan Yi imitated him and clapped his hand on Xia Youjie's empty shoulder, and sighed in the same way: "Oh, he has the evil Tower of Babylon."

Xia Youjie: "..."

sloppy.

Yuan Yi sneaked to another table and stretched out his ears to eavesdrop on their conversation.

A few minutes later, he pulled his hips and said: "It's over, they have already met to go to the tennis court for a date on the weekend."

Gojo Wu said unhappily: "I can't see that there are quite a lot of gray intestines."

Xia Youjie was distressed: "How can we tell Hui Yuan that the girl he likes is actually a boy without hurting Hui Yuan?"

Yuan Yi shook his head and prepared to run away: "Let's go, Ah Yin has completed the task of finding someone, and protecting the boy's heart is not within the scope of Ah Yin's business. I haven't played the game monster today. Go back and fight the monster."

Gojo Satoru was also about to sneak away: "Curly hair, let's form a team and fight monsters together."

"Could you try calling Curly again?"

"Curly curly curly curly!"

Xia Youjie: "..."

The two silver hairs disappeared in the blink of an eye, Xia Youjie hesitated for a while, and then left.

Maybe, they chatted and chatted and talked about gender.

***

The signboard of Wanshiwu is crumbling, and there is a row of small characters under the wooden board that was originally written only with words and arrows: Sakata Gintoki, the manager of Wanshiwu.

Gojo Satoru pulled down his sunglasses and saw the words on the sign.

He disappeared for a while, and when he came back, he had a colored pen in his hand.

After he left, the row of small characters below became: Sakata Gintoki (crossed out) Gojo Satoru, manager of Master House.

"Glass? Didn't you go to complete the task?"

The family nitrate occupied Yuanyi's recliner, and Yuanyi was fanning her with a fan.

He flattered: "Sister Nitzi, is this wind speed okay?"

Jia Ruozi curled his lips and said, "Are you so weak without eating?"

"Glass, I was wrong, let my clerk Wujo Shinpachi serve you."

He stuffed the fan into Gojo Satoru's hand, and pushed him to the side of Jiarui Glass.

"Hurry up and fan Big Sister Nitzi!"

Gojo Satoru: "?"

Jia Ruozi waved his hand and said, "When everyone is here, go to work for me."

Wujo Wu was full of question marks: "What work?"

"Aren't you all doing everything and not charging money? Hurry up and finish my task, then get the commission fee and come back to me!"

Yuan Yi dragged Wujo Wujo away, and his flattering expression immediately became distorted as soon as he left.

"Damn female Shura, Ah Yin will never give in!"

Gojo Satoru: "Speak to Nitro if you have the ability."

Yuan Yi: "I'm sorry, Ah Yin has no skills."

He was holding Wutiao Wu's arm and weeping all the time: "Wutiao Xinba, help the lovely Ah Yin, Xia Youle is not here, you are the pillar of Wanshiwu."

Gojo Satoru shook off him, and said indifferently, "I won't help."

Yuan Yi hugged his thigh and was dragged forward by him: "Please, help Ah Yin, otherwise Ah Yin will not let you go to hell even if he is a ghost."

Wujo Wuqi's head hurts: "Why can't you shake it off like a dog's skin plaster?"

"Help... Ah Yin..."

Gojo Satoru took a breath: "What is the mission of Nitro?"

Yuan Yi got up immediately, took out his mobile phone to find the task sent to him by Jia Ruo Zi.

"this."

Gojo Goku's face darkened: "I won't help!"

Yuan Yi shook his silver hair: "The big deal is that Ah Yin will make a sacrifice, and let Ah Yin do the dressing up as a woman."

[Mission house entrusted task [-]: Complete the entrustment of the home into the glass, sneak into the women's toilet of the bar to investigate the disappearance of several female customers in the toilet. ]

[Complete the task, the reward amount is 1w, and the popularity of Master House +100. ]

The lights in the bar were dim and the music was blaring.

"Two, this way please."

Yuan Yi held Wu Tiao Wu's arm, and said in a sharp voice, "Thank you, brother bartender~"

Wutiaowu: "..."

As soon as the people left, Yuan Yi sat in the booth wearing a short skirt, with high heels flickering on his feet, completely unaware that he is a girl now.

Gojo Satoru changed into a pair of exaggerated glasses suitable for disco, wore a fancy shirt, and wore a lot of hardware on his fingers and neck.

"Two, do you need something?"

As soon as someone came, Yuan Yi immediately straightened his sitting posture, wrapped his fingers around his curly silver hair, raised eyebrows at the waiter, and said coyly: "Little brother, the silver-haired man wants to drink orange juice."

The waiter was used to seeing big scenes, and without moving his eyelids, he continued to ask, "Where is this gentleman?"

"Same."

After the waiter left, Gojo Satoru twitched the corner of his mouth and said speechlessly, "Can you be normal?"

Yuan Yi blinked: "Isn't the silver-haired boy so cute?"

Gojo Satoru got up: "You complete the task of Glass by yourself, I'm leaving."

"Don't leave Ah Yin alone, Ah Yin immediately went to the toilet to investigate the situation."

Yuan Yi walked unsteadily towards the bar toilet, and he turned into the men's toilet first.

He rolled up his skirt in front of the man next to him.

Shi Er who came to the bar to find the patron: "?"

Yuan Yi glanced at him, the man who was in the same bathroom with him had a pretty face, and the top-to-bottom crack at the corner of his mouth did not affect his appearance but added some masculine charm to him.

Yuan Yi put down his skirt and glared at him: "What are you looking at, are you jealous that you are not as big as me?"

Shir: "..."

The toilet next door happened to be empty, so Yuan Yi immediately locked the door behind him to prevent others from entering.

The red arrow points to the innermost toilet along the ground.

Yuan Yi opened the toilet door and found the overhead vent pointed by the red arrow.

"This task is only worth 1 yuan, and my sacrifice is too great."

He took off his high heels and crawled along the water tank to the mouth of the general manager.

With the light of his mobile phone, he saw a long trace in the pipeline that seemed to be dragged, and a large piece of mana that could be found without his concentration.

Following the mantra, he reached the end of the ventilation duct.

The ventilation ducts lead all the way to the back alley of the bar, which is dirty and messy, full of garbage, and sewage flows out of the garbage.

Yuan Yi faintly smelled a bloody smell.

The arrow is still pointing forward, Yuan Yi just needs to follow the prompts without thinking.

He called Gojo Satoru: "Gojo Shinba, come to the back door of the bar. The curse spirit in the toilet extends all the way to the back alley of the bar through the ventilation duct."

Yuan Yi continued to move forward, and opened the real-time positioning for Gojo Satoru.

The alleys are full of twists and turns, the streets on the surface are clean and tidy, but the dirt behind them is hidden.

The light disappeared here, and Yuan Yi continued to track forward with the light of the flashlight of his mobile phone. After adapting to the darkness, he turned off the flashlight.

The moonlight was not very bright, Yuan Yi could barely see clearly.

This area is seldom visited by people, and it is full of garbage thrown randomly from upstairs.

The beer bottle was kicked by Yuan and shattered after hitting the wall.

The smell of blood in the air is getting stronger and stronger, the old and the new are mixed together.

Yuan Yi had no expression on his face, his dead fish eyes were fixed on the front.

He seems to be used to such scenes, even if he is not wearing the identity of Sakata Gintoki, he will not be afraid.

The chewing sound became louder and louder, mixed with the strange sound from the curse spirit's throat, which was extremely clear in the darkness.

Yuan Yi didn't bring a wooden knife, so he picked up a clothes hanger and straightened it.

He moved his body: "It's time to start."

When Gojo Wu arrived, the curse spirit had already been killed by Yuan Yi.

He was half-sitting in front of the pile of corpses, his curly silver hair was stained with blood, he didn't know whether it was from the cursed spirit or from the corpse on the ground.

The strong smell of blood made Gojo Satoru a little overwhelmed.

Yuan Yi kicked off the high heels on his feet, reached out and closed the wide eyes of the head that fell beside him.

Gojo Satoru felt the murderous intent, only for a moment and then disappeared without a trace.

Yuan Yi stretched out his blood-stained hand towards Gojo Wu: "Glasses boy, stretch out your hand, Ah Yin can't get up."

Gojo Wu raised his eyebrows and said, "Are you scared?"

The clothes hanger in Yuan Yi's hand dropped directly and hit the man who had been peeping at him for a long time.

He smelled that he was in the same toilet as him, and he was peeping at the man with a cracked mouth that he met in the toilet.

The smell from the toilet disappeared quickly.

Gojo Satoru swayed in front of him, spread his hands and said, "Curly hair, you are too dirty, I don't want to touch you."

Yuan Yi stood up angrily, cursed and said: "I knew Wutiao Xinba that you were not human!"

He walked forward angrily, saw Wujo Satoru fell behind and spat at him, then raised his middle finger.

Gojo Satoru shrugged his shoulders and chuckled lightly: "Hair is curly, but he has a pretty big temper."

He looked back at the piled corpses, and called the Magic Association.

As long as people live in this world, the curse spirit will never be eradicated.

It's boring to think about conjurers, working hard for the existence that can't be eliminated.

Yuan Yi, who was walking in front alone, suddenly cursed, which was heard by Gojo Satoru who followed behind.

"Conjurers are shit! Gojo Satoru is a conjurer stepping on shit!"

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