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The two aunts had already avoided going out. In the bedroom with the red happy letter on it, wishing that even the air conditioner had been replaced with red, only the two of them were left looking at each other, and their shallow breathing was infinitely magnified in the silence.

Emperor Fengdu, who was wearing a wedding dress, looked very eye-catching, Qingfu's eyes moved up and down on the other party, and for a few seconds, he even thought that this fake wedding is not so bad, and if he knew that he would do it directly, he would have saved a lot of trouble.

He raised his chin, and wanted to ask Emperor Fengdu what the previous question meant, when he saw the seductive figure in his line of sight suddenly approached with a few steps, and Emperor Fengdu clasped his shoulder with unquestionable strength, Push him against the bathroom door.

Qing Fu: "??"

Emperor Fengdu lowered his head, and whispered in Qingfu's ear as if he was talking about something intimate: "Look in the mirror."

The warm breath fluttered against the ears, and Qingfu's ears instantly bristled with little hairs, like a cat whose ears have been plucked suddenly.

Emperor Fengdu was slightly taller than Qingfu, and this slightly forward posture could just cover Qingfu under his figure.With the cover of Emperor Fengdu, Qing Fu glanced over the opponent's ear and cast a subtle look at the opposite makeup mirror. If he was not careful enough, he almost didn't notice the eyes flashing by in the palm-sized makeup mirror on the chair.

It seemed that the ghost was peeping out of the mirror, because it was too close, the eyes were set very big, Qingfu could clearly see the other party's crescent-shaped eyes, and still maintained the state of laughing.

Qing Fu's fist, which was about to be stretched out to hit someone, suddenly turned into a hand that pulls someone. He grabbed Emperor Fengdu's collar, and pulled him forward a little bit. His mouth shape could not be seen from the angle of the mirror, and he commented wantonly: "As expected, he is old, and he has some tricks."

This is an old trick. The happy ghost does not stay in the mirror, but in a reflective place around it—such as the surface of a lake, or a small puddle on the side of the road.

Qing Fu tilted his head slightly, and squinted at the Great Emperor Fengdu: "Move, what the light said on the wall is fake or not."

"..." Emperor Fengdu's breathing suddenly paused, and then he suspected that Qingfu was deliberately teasing him, otherwise how could he say such a thing, "...It's not because I'm afraid of being beaten by you."

The cheeks of the two got closer, and the warm breath moved from the ears to the cheeks, and then to the lips.

"When have you ever been afraid..." Qing Fu's voice gradually dropped.

Although he was the one who proposed the "moving" proposal, Qing Fu suddenly felt a little regretful after being so close.He unconsciously tilted his head slightly, and pressed his heels against the door.

Emperor Fengdu let out a low chuckle with a lack of vision, and the vibration in his chest was transmitted all the way, and Qing Fu immediately wanted to retaliate with his old fist.

He thought this was the limit of Emperor Fengdu's flirtatiousness, but it turned out that Emperor Fengdu dared to jump so far in the minefield: "Are you going to get involved too?"

"..." Qingfu raised his arms and stretched, and at the same time stomped on Emperor Fengdu's foot hard. Seeing the other party's pained and stern expression, he couldn't help laughing at the same time, pressing his foreheads against each other, "It's a pity Without Xiaomeng and the others, I missed the good material."

"..." Emperor Fengdu raised his eyebrows and thought to himself, I just don't miss anything about them.

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Meng Jiangnv and Nie Xiaoqian squatted side by side outside the bedroom, holding their bruised nose and swollen face, eating the fake candy they imagined, and without knowing it, they made the real thing in the bedroom, and it was even more extreme than their fantasy.After all, even if you are as unfilial as your younger sisters, you can't imagine your eldest brother raising his eyes and saying "Move" to Emperor Fengdu.

As soon as the door slammed, the two righteous masters came out one after the other. Nie Xiaoqian immediately jumped up, pushed Meng Jiangnv towards her, and said flatteringly, "Brother Fengshen is handsome, he looks handsome in anything he wears."

Meng Jiangnu who was used as a shield: "..."

Qing Fu glanced at the two younger sisters: "Just now that happy ghost came to spy again—"

"What?!" Nie Xiaoqian jumped up and screamed, "Isn't that exposed! This time I specially invited Xi Liang to find a group of extras for us, is it going to start again?"

She never thought that Qingfu and Emperor Fengdu could get along peacefully, and she knew clearly in her heart that the candy in her mouth was fake candy.

Qing Fu: "...not exposed."

Nie Xiaoqian: "Oh, I can't help it, I'll call again... huh??"

Meng Jiangnu also paused, holding the camera in her hand, and the bullet screen played a series of question marks for her, and then quickly turned into an exclamation point: "You... big... this... you, how did you cover it up??"

Emperor Fengdu coughed lightly: "It's nothing, just a little trick to borrow a seat."

Two sisters: "??!!?"

What! !I also used the trick of borrowing seats, what are you doing in there! ! !

Damn it, why didn't they just follow in with a shameless face! !

The barrage is also crazy. Some are crying that Xiaomeng is not as dedicated as before, and now they no longer sacrifice their lives to shoot candy, and there are also those who are crying out for a lot of money and begging for candy, begging to perform it again. Meng Jiangnu and Nie Xiaoqian are in the same mood, and they are better than the audience. It was even more ups and downs. After all, the audience thought it was acting, but they knew that it was all real!

Meng Jiangnv muttered to herself in a daze: "Should we thank a wave of happy ghosts here for helping to urge sugar production?"

Nie Xiaoqian burst into tears, cursing bitterly: "You damn happy man, we didn't have any candy, let him squat to the first-hand scene!"

Moreover, it must be that the elder brother or the emperor discovered the prying eyes of the happy ghost, and then started acting. , just ended the show.

Hateful! !Nie Xiaoqian said viciously: "Why, this evil ghost, don't want to fall into my hands..."

The system that lives in the brain of the host and feasts its eyes: [? ? ? 】

Why did he upgrade again? Before, he still called himself the ghost of the Nie family, but now he accepts the title of little Nie's grandma?

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Because they were exposed once before, those who showed their faces in the preparations for the previous wedding can't show their faces again, especially Nie Xiaoqian and other useless younger siblings, who were included in the Qingfu system and rubbed their hands waiting for gang fights.Only Huapi, with a different face, can hold the camera and follow freely.

The ensemble performers contacted by Xi Liang are very dedicated, and they insist on making a fake wedding lively. The fake master of ceremonies skillfully interacts with the fake guests on the stage. The atmosphere is not necessarily present in a real wedding. Alright, Qingfu and Emperor Fengdu are standing outside the waiting hall, looking out through the gap in the door.

At first, there was no movement. When the master of ceremonies began to read the lines and said that the two grooms would be invited to walk the red carpet, a red figure flashed in from the open door, and sat directly at the head of the room, which was usually reserved for ordinary married couples. On the table, looking up to the stage, muttering words.

Qing Fu poured the spiritual energy into his ears, and heard the happy ghost beating the ground with the crutch he was leaning on, while angrily muttering: "The current society...is really getting worse and worse. The two men can still hold a wedding in a fair manner. At that time, if the old man was caught with the broken sleeve and divided into peaches, his head would be beheaded! Today the old man has to mess up the wedding. Let me see, who will be seduced? What about my soul..."

Qing Fu: "...?"

What's the matter, you, a harmful ghost, still occupy the moral high ground.

If it wasn't for the fact that the system didn't come in as soon as it was said, and come out as soon as it was said, Nie Xiaoqian would have rushed out a long time ago. Even so, she was still making noises in Qingfu's mind: [Brother! ! !Quick, go up, hold down and beat him, beat him to death, turn around and beat him, let him harm others, let him tear down my cp! 】

Qing Fu: "..."

Are you angry because the happy ghost harms people, or is he tearing down your CP?

Nie Xiaoqian was furious: [This old ghost, he has a set of truths, and he will tell him what is black. How did the bride and groom provoke him at the wedding that Mr. Qin attended? Why did the old man provoke him, damn it! !Candy was eaten by such a ghost! 】

Qing Fu was speechless, but ghosts deserved to be caught.It was difficult to find when it was hidden before, but now it is under the nose, can you let it go?Just as he raised his finger and wanted to make a move, a strong death energy spread from under the clothes of the people around him, and spread in front of the happy ghost in an instant.

The solid death energy turned into heavy shackles, locking the happy ghost's ankles in the blink of an eye, and the old ghost jumped up and wanted to escape belatedly, how could he escape?He was pulled face down by the shackles and fell to the ground.

The group performers who were invited couldn't see this scene. The happy ghosts were thinking about not showing their bodies. Of course the living people couldn't see them. Moreover, they performed very attentively and devotedly. At that time, the group performers sitting at the table of the happy ghost jumped up and down one after another, one of them jumped a little bit off track, stepped on the head of the happy ghost, his footsteps were a little slow, and he stomped hard on the ground .

The happy ghost: "—My mother, hey, trample me to death!"

Being able to survive until now, this happy ghost is also old and cunning, knowing that he probably encountered a hard stubble, he stretched out his hand to grab the ankle of the living person around him after breathing out in pain, as a threat, the old man's hand was about to touch the side For a living person, the happy ghost felt his ankle tighten.

As soon as they were released by Qingfu, Nie Xiaoqian and Meng Jiangnv rushed towards the chains formed by the dead energy. Although Fahai didn't have the heart to protect the love of their brothers, they were determined to save people, so they also pulled the chains together. pull.

The happy ghost was dragged here helplessly like a tire, with his face on the ground all the way, and at the end of the day, Qingfu stepped on his shoulder: "How many people have you harmed by being able to appear in the photo?" .”

The happy ghost struggled frantically, twisting its limbs into curvatures that living people cannot achieve. Although it was facing down, its head turned 180 degrees, and it looked at Qingfu and Emperor Fengdu from behind its back: "Let go of me, old man... Otherwise, old man I want you to know what it means if you don’t go to heaven if you don’t go, but if you don’t go to hell, you come here by yourself!”

Emperor Fengdu: "?"