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Although he took this opportunity to teach his unfilial younger sister a lesson, he should not be sloppy in catching ghosts. Qing Fu thought about how to set up a trap so that the happy ghost would definitely come.

"Didn't it mean that he likes to learn about wedding customs in various places, so he advertises which ethnic minority the bride or groom is from..." Xu Xian paused, worried, "But according to that ghost's tone, it seems that he has seen all kinds of weddings, not necessarily It will feel fresh."

Mr. Sun held back his energy and wanted to make amends. At this moment, his eyes lit up: "I asked him if he could speak foreign languages! He said no, and he never went abroad. It's a pity that he didn't have the opportunity to experience foreign wedding customs."

The barrage actively participated in the discussion:

[Then here is a place to promote the fact that the groom is a foreign native, and there is a tradition of eating the bride on the wedding night...]

[Or on the wedding night, the bride will hang the groom up and beat him. 】

[? ? ?Are you making suggestions, or satisfying your own selfish desires! 】

The "groom" and "bride" strongly protested: "No way! I don't think this will be aired, and if it's publicized, the ghosts may come and the police will come to the door. Or think of another plan..."

Qing Fulang's heart is firm: "Then save the part of eating the bride on the wedding night, and mention it during the promotion. It's just a performance that restores the local customs of the indigenous people, and it won't really eat the bride."

Anyway, the happy ghost just wanted to see a custom, and it didn't matter to him whether he really ate or not, and it didn't affect his fascination.

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Since it is to lure snakes out of the cave, it is not easy to set the trap in the Qin family's ancestral house. Qin Lu rented a villa that Qingfu said was more suitable for ghosts, and everyone began to gather.

Although it is a "happy event", no one is happy, and everyone knows that the wedding is to welcome the ghosts, but when I think about the happy smiles of the ghosts and the pale face like soaked dough in the photo, I shiver all over, I really can't understand How did Mr. Sun chat with the happy ghost back and forth.

Including the bride, Meng Jiangnv, the bridesmaid, has been pulling along. The two of them sat by the bed, frowning and sighing.

Fahai was worried that the happy ghost would be on guard when he saw this scene, so he persuaded: "Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. The two benefactors don't worry... If it doesn't work, beat Xiaowu once after catching the ghost."

The not very happy groom next to him: "?!"

What are you doing, I was forced too, okay, I have to dress up my beautiful skin like an aboriginal, what a sacrifice I have made! !The eldest sister is just a beautiful makeup.

Rolling his eyes at the bride, Hua Pi was about to turn his face away and continue to touch up makeup when he suddenly froze.

Through the makeup mirror, Huapi could see a smear of bright red in the shadow of the trees outside the window behind him. The happy ghost looked up at his white dough-like face and showed a big and stiff smile towards the window.

Huapi looked into the eyes of the ghost through the mirror, and felt a thump in his heart: "——That's terrible!"

Before the words fell, the red in the bushes disappeared. It was simply witnessing the plastic couple love of the bride and groom. Knowing that there was something wrong with the love, he turned and ran away.

"I'll go!" Hua Pi jumped up from the chair, "Happy ghost! Ghost!! Hurry up!"

In desperation, Huapi couldn't speak a word, so he broke out of the window, and tried to chase after the happy ghost, but he couldn't see the figure, and couldn't help feeling very frustrated: "It's over, it's over, let it go, what's the matter with this?" Big brother explain?"

Their eldest brother is still enthusiastically going to the market with the emperor to prepare wedding clothes for them, if you know this...

Huapi cast his eyes on the people who followed behind him, his tone became obedient, and he wrapped his arms around Nie Xiaoqian delicately: "Sister, who will tell Big Brother about this?"

Nie Xiaoqian's complexion also fluctuated, and finally she looked at Huapi tenderly, and said in a softer voice than Huapi: "My husband is a piece of heaven in the family. Even though he hasn't worshiped, he still has friendship. Please take up the responsibility of a man... "

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Qing Fu received the call after paying the bill, and when he picked up the phone, he was still talking to the clerk: "The sign? Cut it off, we will use it right away." After switching on the call, Qing Fu said happily, "Get ready Are you ready? We have already bought our Xifu, what hot Xiuhe was recommended by the clerk... What did you say??"

Fa Hai shrank his neck on the other end of the phone, and said with a bitter face, "It was an accident, I didn't expect the happy ghost to come so early..."

Huapi leaned his head over and rushed to speak, trying to shirk his responsibility: "It's because the people who promoted it too quickly, why did they leak the wedding address early, and the actors have to spend some time before the show to get their makeup and hair done, adjusted status."

He was actually secretly happy: "In this case, the people in the villa, especially the bride and groom, will not be able to use them! We need to replace them."

"..." Qing Fu took a few deep breaths, and said in a seemingly calm tone, "Would you like to turn on the live broadcast and see what the audience has to say?"

He believed that the audience at this time must have the same idea as him, that the unfilial brothers and sisters joined forces to force him to hold a fake wedding with the emperor.

Just as he was about to reprimand, Mr. Qin's weak but majestic voice came from the other end of the phone: "What's wrong, Xiao Nie and Xiao Pi sacrificed their lives to save others, why can't you? Tell me, it's you My grandson will play in person!"

Qingfu paused for a while, then smiled angrily: "Okay, that's great, you guys can go slower than the publicity about putting on makeup, and it's very convenient to find a backer."

It’s impossible for the younger brother and sister not to call. Qing Fu put away his mobile phone and said to the clerk who was startled by his tone and demeanor: “Haven’t you cut the label of the women’s clothing yet? Please change into men’s clothing.”

Fortunately, there was no mirror nearby, so that it would not be exposed like a painted skin. Emperor Fengdu almost couldn't hide his surprise for a moment.

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Nie Xiaoqian and the others were ecstatic when they saw Qingfu come back with two men's wedding clothes, but they soon lost their joy. Even though Mr. Qin was standing by and tried to stop him, Qingfu still rolled up his sleeves and dragged his younger siblings They were beaten violently, and only Xu Xian and Fa Hai survived.

Meng Jiangnv originally tried to use the live broadcast as a defense, saying that she would be scolded for disrespecting women. Qingfu glanced at Sanmei contemptuously, and pointed the barrage to Meng Jiangnv:

[Support Big Brother, as the plot develops, it’s impossible not to fight]

[? ?There are people who support it? 】

[The one in front is a new fan, don’t be so sincere, it’s obvious that even the fights are fake fights, with special effects or something, I recommend newcomers to watch the screen recordings of Xiaomeng’s previous episodes, part of the combat sense of martial arts is very good 】

[Hahaha, yes, Xiaomeng used to put on makeup that was beaten up by the big brother, and she took it off for us to see during the live broadcast, proving that the big brother is actually a good big brother. 】

Meng Jiangnu was choked up and dragged away, regretting why she had to dig a hole for herself.

However, when a few dishonest siblings came out with bruised noses and swollen faces, and met in front of Qingfu and Emperor Fengdu's bedroom, Nie Xiaoqian and Meng Jiangnu couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing: "This beating is worth it!"

Among the family members who came with me were those who knew how to put on makeup, they put on makeup for Qingfu and Emperor Fengdu.The two sat separately in front of the mirror, Qingfu relied on the fact that the bedroom window of the second villa was newly replaced with broken stained glass, even if the happy ghost stood outside, he couldn't see through, and he pinched his hand with a sullen face and didn't know where it was removed. Screws, screws were rounded and flattened by him like plasticine.

Emperor Fengdu hit Qingfu with a ball of make-up towel.

"..." Qing Fu glanced at Emperor Fengdu with unfriendly eyes, "What are you doing?"

Emperor Fengdu comforted him: "They didn't do it on purpose, I didn't expect that happy ghost to be so smart, and they would step on the spot in advance."

Qing Fu was not moved, and was in a bad mood: "Human life is a matter of heaven, so we should be more serious. If you are cautious everywhere, how will you be discovered?"

Emperor Fengdu paused for a moment, then asked suddenly: "Then why are you unhappy? Is it because...the wedding was held in a fake manner, or is it possible that Mr. Qin may have an accident?"

Qing Fu cast an impatient look at Emperor Fengdu: "Of course it's the latter. There's nothing to be unhappy about having a fake wedding, it's just a way to catch ghosts."

Emperor Fengdu couldn't help laughing, then sighed quickly, and couldn't help asking under Qingfu's strange eyes: "Then what if it was you and Huapi instead?"

"..." Qing Fu's face twisted involuntarily.

Emperor Fengdu's eyes brightened slightly: "Can't you just be with Huapi?"

"..." Qing Fu said reluctantly after a while, "In order to save lives, expedient measures are tolerable."

Emperor Fengdu's tone was like chatting: "Then what about me? Don't you resist?"

Qing Fu shook his head twice, then suddenly stopped slowly with some consciousness, and looked up at Emperor Fengdu.

His lips twitched for a moment, wanting to say something, but before he could organize the words, the aunt in charge of Emperor Fengdu had already straightened Emperor Fengdu's face back. In the professional field, professionals have a lot of confidence, and scolded: "Can't you move around and finish the painting in one go? The newly rented villa is charged by the hour, it's very expensive!!"

Emperor Fengdu had no choice but to turn his face away.

"..." Qing Fu also turned his face away under the poking of the make-up artist in charge of him, but suddenly, he couldn't sit still, and he was always a little out of his mind.

The room suddenly fell silent, only the occasional sound of the makeup artist tapping on the makeup brushes.After poking at their faces for a while, the two aunts took out the ironed clothes and said with booing smiles, "The groom and the groom are changing their wedding clothes!"

Qing Fu: "..."

I don't know why the Xifu stuffed into my hand seems to be a little hot like its color.

Turning around and walking into the bathroom, Qingfu changed his purple clothes and put on a red dress. The bright red cloth wrapped Ruyu's chest little by little, and fastened the buttons all the way to the top with his slender fingers. Looking at the person reflected in the mirror, Qingfu He was distracted for a second, and a little sigh came out of his mind inexplicably: this seemed to be the first time he was wearing red clothes.

Even if it is not a joyful service, it is quite a special experience.

Restraining the floor to cover his face, Qing Fu looked in the mirror again and walked out of the bathroom.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw a tall and steady figure dressed in Ruhuo Xifu, with a somewhat inexplicable expression, leaning on the side of the chair and looking at him, after his figure stepped into sight, those black eyes It was also like being lit by fire, and the tone seemed to be teasing, making people unable to distinguish the true meaning: "This is the first time I have worn such a red dress."