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The style of an old ghost like this should be more old-fashioned!

Qing Fu said: "Happy ghosts usually appear on occasions such as funerals and funerals. If you make eye contact with such ghosts, you will basically die suddenly."

As for why the old men are okay, Qing Fu said: "Is the Lanmei map that I sent to the old men still there?"

Mr. Qin said tremblingly, "Are you... are you? They are all in the travel bag. "

Everyone quickly went to look through it, and there was no Lanmei map. They emptied the backpack and only found burnt black paper ash at the bottom.

"..." The people present, especially Mr. Qin himself, felt chills for a while, and now they looked at the photo that seemed to have no problem at first glance, and felt creepy.

That ghost was sitting among the seats, at the same table as Mr. Qin and his old comrades-in-arms. Look carefully, although there were nine people, but there were eight sets of tableware on the table, and there was nothing in front of the smiling red-clothed ghost. .

I don't know if it's because I took a look at it with my heart, but everyone just felt that the ghost's smile became more and more rigid, the corners of his mouth almost grinning to the ears, and his face was extremely pale, like a soaked dough.

Although I saw ghosts in the hospital before, this happy ghost is different, but it will kill people!At that time, some female family members with relatively weak psychological endurance could not stand up. In a panic, people spoke one after another:

"This ghost is so scary, it's not alive at first glance. Why didn't you see it at the time? You even took pictures with him!"

"Wuwu, fortunately, fortunately, third nephew, you gave the painting and saved my father's life."

"Then what should we do now, how can we save my dad?"

Mr. Qin was also a little confused, staring at the photo and muttering: "I've never seen this person before... This ghost! When did he appear behind me? I didn't see him when I took the photo!"

Not to mention taking photos, their table is full of familiar old comrades in arms, even if an outsider suddenly came over to borrow a seat, it is unlikely that no one will not notice.

"Crack... da!"

There was a jerky scratching sound like some old gear being forcibly turned in the corner of the room, and a bright white flash suddenly brushed the eyes of everyone in the room, and immediately some nervous people shouted: "Ah!! What? thing!!"

Meng Jiangnv innocently poked her head from behind the fill light: "Excuse me, I'll just fill in the light."

Everyone: "..."

Meng Jiangnv skillfully set up the camera: "Hello everyone, welcome to Science Xiaomeng's channel. We have basically introduced the outline of the story along the way just now... Oh, I want to ask what the names of the group performers are, do they still have names? "

"Swarm performers": "???"

"However, I have to introduce these two friendly guests." Meng Jiangnu turned the camera and pointed at Mr. Qin on the bed, "This one is the grandfather of the eldest brother, Mr. Qin, this one is the eldest brother My second brother, Qin Lu. Say hello to the audience, and by the way, once again emphasize the core concept of our live broadcast room, okay?"

"..." Mr. Qin was holding the picture of ghosts blankly, "Ah, um, we, we don't have ghosts in our live broadcast room, never have, it's all the plot of the screenwriter's illusion, watch Science Xiaomeng, learn to teach science."

Qin Lu: "...well, science."

It’s not a big deal to be forced to pretend to be a ghost, but what made everyone feel even more frustrated was the following comment that laughed out loud:

[Wow, applaud Mr. Qin!At this age, I was dragged to perform, not to mention, I was quite involved in the performance, with the meaning of "Actually, Xiaomeng is not talking about science, we were forced", and the acting skills of the second brother are also very good! 】

[Just now I thought that Xiaomeng's sudden noise disturbed the atmosphere. Now that I look at it, it might be part of the script. Look how realistic the old man and second brother acted. I feel nervous for them, haha! 】

[Thinking carefully, I am terrified, maybe I really encountered a ghost, but we don't believe it...]

[Laughing, are you talking about encountering ghosts on Science Xiaomeng's channel? 】

Everyone: "..."

Laughing fart, I really met a ghost! ! !

However, I'm afraid that even if they speak out the truth at this time, it will only be considered as part of the script.

Nie Xiaoqian and other younger siblings also squeezed into the room one after another to greet the audience. For a while, the room was divided into two parts. The bustling younger siblings and the rest of the silent ones, the more divided they were, the more the bullet screen would be filled with admiration. , Look at how real the acting skills of the group performers are. Now if you really want to see the acting skills, you have to look at the group performers.

Qing Fu was speechless: "Anyway, let's ask other people."

Because of Lan Meitu's blocking, the other elders were still able to speak consciously. After asking around, there was an old man surnamed Sun who hesitated and said: "I...I may have talked to him .”

The old man guessed that it was mostly because of himself and a few old comrades-in-arms. His expression was annoyed and embarrassed: "Well, I live locally. I didn't rush to leave after receiving the wedding invitation. One morning before the wedding, I was in the community. I was playing chess with some chess friends, and I saw a man wearing a bright red robe, dressed like an ancient bridegroom official, standing under a tree. I thought that Lao Qin often told me something young and trendy Vocabulary, what about Cosplay, I thought, I can be fashionable too, and I went up and talked to him and asked him if he was in Cosplay..."

Qing Fu: "..."

The Great Emperor Fengdu stood beside him again, he didn't even need to look, he was definitely holding back his laughter, Qingfu gritted his teeth and punched his elbow, couldn't help but look at his second brother with complaints: "You taught the old man good things .”

Qin Lu pushed his glasses: "Master leads the door, practice is up to the individual, and I just taught him how to search. If you think my teaching is not good, you will serve the old man at home from now on."

Still picking, standing and talking without back pain.

Grandpa Sun: "Ah, and then he said, no, then don't I find it strange? You are not Cosprey, dressed like this, is that trying to revive Hanfu? Recently, this is still popular among young people. It’s very hot.”

Everyone: "..."

Someone has already started to help the forehead. It is really letting the old man out of the family. He can chat with anyone, and he can chat with a dog when he sees a dog.When I got home, I switched from the friendly chat mode to the old man scolding mode, very helpless.

Grandpa Sun: "He just said, no, but he likes happy events very much. I just agreed, saying that I will go to a wedding in a few days..."

The case was solved, the happy ghost was picked up by the old man.

Grandpa Sun turned his face away, and said aggrieved and uncomfortable: "Then how did I guess that he was a ghost? In broad daylight, in public... He also told me that he especially likes to rub off on other people's weddings. He has traveled all over the place, and he knows all kinds of wedding customs. After the work is over, he will talk to me about the wedding customs. When I heard it, hey, this person is quite knowledgeable! And he has suffered a lot. It’s so easy to rub off on, just travel all over the country, various villages, towns, ethnic minority tribes... This is a cultural person who does research!"

Everyone: "..."

Speechless!Just speechless! !

Grandpa Sun's son kept rubbing his chest with his hands, his father was so angry that he couldn't help but said: "I told you earlier, don't talk to strangers on the street, maybe it's selling health care products or doing business. Salesman, won't your daughter-in-law and I go home to chat with you every day?"

Grandpa Sun stiffened his neck: "That can't be at home all day long. At most, you can chat for a while after get off work. If not, I have to go out to socialize by myself during the day."

Grandpa Sun's son: "..."

Hey, socialize!

The others were sighing at the old man's unreliability, while Qing Fu was beside him with puzzled expression on his face, why do they really exist? Rebellious happy ghosts, if they don't go to the first seven or funerals, they love to run around the country wedding.

Nie Xiaoqian said abruptly: "Hehe, I thought of a good way to invite you into the urn and draw out the hidden happy ghosts. Why don't we hold a fake wedding..."

The happy ghost hasn't hooked up the souls of the old men, so he must still be lingering nearby. If he really loves weddings as old man Sun said, maybe this happy ghost will come back.

Qing Fu looked back with death-like eyes: "You want to say, who is going to have a wedding with whom?"

Nie Xiaoqian glanced at Qingfu suggestively, and then at the Emperor: "This is all expedient, a fake wedding."

"..." You know, Qingfu is speechless, is the cp party not satisfied with picking up candy now, and wants to make candy by itself, "You can eat this kind of fake candy...impossible, even if Qilin didn't Come on, if you want to hold a wedding, you will also hold it."

Qingfu ordered a mandarin duck book on the spot: "Then you and Huapi."

"...Not good!" Nie Xiaoqian's complexion changed drastically. She only knew that cultivation would lead to backlash, but she didn't expect that eating sugar would also turn back. She said sadly, "After all, she is a married woman!"

Qingfu was extremely cold: "I see that when you voted for the little brother and screamed to take care of the little brother and little brother, you didn't say anything about a married woman. Moreover, this is all a stopgap measure, a fake wedding."

Hua Pi was still shouting from the side: "I don't!! His innocence..."

Nie Xiaoqian burst into tears, and threw herself on Huapi to fight: "You green skin, why are you talking about innocence! Damn it, if it wasn't for you..."

Maybe she's on candy!

The family members looked at each other in blank dismay: "Is it really necessary?"

Qingfu took a look at Nie Xiaoqian, decided to take this opportunity to teach this unfilial sister a lesson, and made an example to Meng Jiangnu: "Yes, this method should be useful. Not only must it be done, but it must be well publicized so that everyone around knows that there is a wedding here."

Nie Xiaoqian looked at Emperor Fengdu sadly: "My sister is all for the happiness of my brothers..."

Emperor Fengdu raised his eyebrows: "Now your elder brother's happiness is to watch the weddings of his younger brothers and sisters."

"..." Nie Xiaoqian's crying faltered for a while, knowing that the hard-hearted brothers could not be moved, she burst into tears, wiped her face wet with tears, and said with a sob, "Forget it. Sugar, it's time to drink."