The Taoist priest made a sand sculpture line in the abuse of the text

Qing Fu was half ruthless, but he was amused, silently clutching his stomach and holding back.

This old ghost really doesn't know that the person in front of him is the Lord of the Underworld, the ruler of hell.

Emperor Fengdu's eyes turned sideways, and he stayed on Qingfu for a while, his unhappy mood was blown away like a puff of smoke, his hand that was originally stretched out to the happy ghost turned halfway, and his arm rested on Qingfu's body. On Qing Fu's shoulder: "On the big day, let's leave these matters to the younger brothers and sisters."

Did Nie Xiaoqian still use Emperor Fengdu's permission? She rushed forward and stretched out her hand to tear the face of the happy ghost, but was dragged back by Qingfu: "Ah!! Why don't you let me fight again!" After she finished calling, she turned her head and said earnestly, "Brother , I think this ghost is quite powerful, the third sister and fourth brother are not too fierce, so I'll do it..."

Qing Fu turned Nie Xiaoqian's face away, motioning her to look at Meng Jiangnu on the field.

Nie Xiaoqian is right, this happy ghost is really good at it, although he can't break free from the handcuffs of Emperor Fengdu, and his activities are limited to the waiting room of Qingfu's family, but he has lived a long time, and of course his skills are also Duo, at this time, resorted to means, looking at it for a while, the hall was full of red shadows, the color was like blood that was about to overflow, and it did overflow, dripping all over the ground.

Meng Jiangnu screamed like Grandma Nie and rushed over, tearing up whether you were true or false, and then said: "Do you have a moral heart! Give trouble to Auntie Cleaning!"

Even if Nie Xiaoqian went to the battle in person, she sat down blankly, and after a while, she couldn't help asking: "Isn't this the third sister I know? How did it become like this?"

Xu Xian is more self-conscious than Nie Xiaoqian. As the second brother at the full level, he has already moved a chair and sat next to him, and does not compete for the experience of his younger brothers and sisters. At this time, he heard Nie Xiaoqian ask: "What nonsense are you talking about? How did you become what you are now? Such?"

I don't know what Nie Xiaoqian has to criticize Meng Jiangnu!After Xu Xian came to modern times, he also made up the story of Nie Xiaoqian. The more he read it, the more he agreed with the netizens. This is not Nie Xiaoqian at all.

"..." Nie Xiaoqian refused to admit defeat, "Have you not changed your mind?"

Xu Xian: "I'm okay, right? I've always wanted to harm the monk!"

Fa Hai, who was about to chant sutras with his palms together: "????"

That is, during this pause, those ghosts with vague faces seemed to be injected into the soul suddenly, and the facial features gradually became clear, as if they had just accidentally turned off the stereo, and now they finally remembered to turn it on. Voice:

"Today is the wedding banquet of my husband's second daughter. Fortunately, God opened my eyes. I am very relieved to have a son-in-law like this!"

"Finally having my son's wedding wine! I thought he was going to be single until he died."

"Thank you, Yuelao, for your protection. The trustworthy girl came to repay the signature on behalf of my son. Today he finally married the woman he likes. I am so happy for my mother..."

There are still some dialects that I can't understand in the old sayings and modern texts. These ghosts are in a hurry, but they all have extremely happy smiles on their faces, as if they don't know that they are dead.

Meng Jiangnv stepped back abruptly, her eyes widening for a moment.

Fa Hai stopped drinking: "Om Mani Padme Hum!"

Avalokitesvara's mantra was like thunder exploding on the ground, and suddenly wiped out the false faces of those ghost shadows. Meng Jiangnv just came back to her senses, and saw a pale and smiling face among the many faceless ghost shadows. From the distance of a ghost shadow, seeing Fa Hai broke his obsession with ghosts, the happy ghost made a decisive move, directly piercing people's hearts.

Meng Jiangnv brushed it away first, and then said angrily, "You rascal!!!"

Fa Hai also got angry, and sacrificed the Leifeng Pagoda to suppress it. This old man is a bit too much. Just now he said that it is not good to divide the peaches and cut off the sleeves, so he plucked at the girl's chest: "You are not respectful!"

The happy ghost hastily said, "No, the old man didn't! The old man just wanted to break her heart!!"

"Hey, I believe you are a ghost, you are a bad old man!" Huapi saw that he couldn't help jumping up and down, wishing he could play in person, he couldn't help it after holding back for a long time, and casually pointed the camera at the nearest person Stuffed in his arms, "I'll help!"

"..." Emperor Fengdu looked down at the live barrage.

[Fuck, it's too much, rush, Xiaowu, beat up this evil old pervert! 】

[Siblings and sisters are so desperate, I think brothers can't be idle, let's finish the wedding by the side #狗头#]

[Let me analyze the wave, this ghost calls himself 'Old Man', which means he is quite old, right?But everyone, look at his face, he is very young. I suspect that he peeled it off from the people who killed him... and those figures suddenly made a sound just now. I think it should imply that there are as many figures as he killed. people. 】

[The group acting skills are really good, just now when the old pervert was knocked down, the actors really didn't see it at all. 】

[Maybe I really didn’t see it, it’s blind acting, and what we see here is the processed picture, just like that anime filter. 】

[Don't get the topic wrong, let me get to the point: brothers and sisters are so desperate, I think brothers can't be idle, let's finish the wedding by the side! ! 】

The Great Emperor Fengdu smiled, put his hand on Qingfu's shoulder slightly, and brought the distance between the two closer, pointing at the bullet screen that swiped up the screen: "Look, do you want to respond to the fans?"

Qing Fu looked along and smiled, but it was Huangdou's face. He looked at Emperor Fengdu for a while, then lowered his head and said to the barrage: "Is this something you can watch without paying?"

[? ? ?I spend money!Can I watch it for money, woo hoo! 】

Qing Fu brushed off Emperor Fengdu's long-stretched arm before everyone brushed up the presents: "You can't see it even if you spend money."

[? ? ?Why suddenly hurt fans? 】

【Damn it, don't swipe, don't even think about taking a dime from my wallet. 】

[Extraordinary and extraordinarily, the fandom of National Big Brother has collapsed! 】

Qing Fu bickered with the fans here, but he made the happy ghost very angry.

The happy ghost can be considered an old ghost, but no matter how old it is, it is not as old as Bai Suzhen. The thousand-year-old snake demon has been put under the Leifeng Pagoda by Fahai, let alone a ghost who has only been practicing for hundreds of years.

The Leifeng Pagoda was getting heavier and heavier, and the happy ghost wanted to overthrow it all at once, but there were Meng Jiangnu and Huapi beside him!

To be honest, Meng Jiangnu is considered good, no matter how fierce it is, it will be a flesh injury, and the painted skin is different, and I don't know what to ask for, so I suddenly pulled the clothes of the happy ghost: "Hey, your fabric is very good Ah, it’s not just bought by modern workshops, this one feels good in the hand!”

The happy ghost screamed like a girl who had lost her footing: "Ah!! What are you doing! Don't tear the old man's clothes!"

Huapi started to work: "This fabric has some background, don't break it, I'll take it off first, and I can wear it for live broadcast after changing it later?"

Fahai: "Well, it's not..."

Xiqigui has to contend with Leifeng Pagoda and Meng Jiangnv, so he really can't fight Huapi with more hands. The clothes he wears are ancient styles, and he doesn't wear a headgear. Pull off the belt and it will loosen: "Ah!! Hooligan ah!!"

Unable to bear this insult, the happy ghost cried and begged pitifully: "Please forgive me! I am too lonely, so I want to go to the wedding banquet to be happy. In fact, I am a poor old man who stays behind and needs people. A little love and kindness from…”

Qing Fu sneered: "You are pitiful, those people who are seduced by you are not pitiful? If it wasn't for Lan Meitu, if it wasn't for meeting us, the people you killed in these two waves could make up a football team!"

The happy ghost cried, "Aren't I lonely..."

Emperor Fengdu smiled lightly: "After your soul is gone, you won't feel lonely anymore."

After a pause, Emperor Fengdu looked at the unstoppable movements of his hands, quickly disassembled the painted skin of the fabric, and added: "I don't feel insulted anymore."

Happy ghost: "..."

The Leifeng Pagoda crashed down, and the painted skin pulled out the last piece of red cloth in time. The top of the pagoda shone with a majestic Buddha's light. Under the golden glow, the demons were not born, and all evils were eliminated. Qingfu could only hear joy The ghost screamed feebly under the tower, and this evil ghost was terminated here.

A stream of golden light overflows from the top of the tower, like the nectar in Guanyin’s purification bottle, soaking all the way along the body of the tower to the bottom of the tower, and suddenly small heads of souls protrude from dozens of miniature windows, carrying or Confused or bewildered expressions peeked out, one of them had the exact same face as the happy ghost, and Meng Jiangnv almost slapped him a million times over.

"Amitabha, this should be the person who was harmed by that happy ghost." Fa Hai sat on the ground and prayed the "Vajra Prajna Paramita Sutra".

Buddhist disciples also have different methods, and they use different scriptures when they are saved.For example, the Pure Land sect can recite the "Infinite Life Sutra", "Amitabha Sutra", etc., while the Fahua sect can recite the "Miaofa Lotus Sutra", which is the Lotus Sutra.Fahai is a Zen disciple, and he used the "Vajra Prajna Paramita Sutra", also known as the "Diamond Sutra".

These victims were men and women, old and young, some wearing ancient clothes and western suits. They gradually realized in the sound of the scriptures, and gradually recalled that they had died suddenly, and wept bitterly. Slowly closing his eyes while washing, turned into a golden fit and flew towards the Western Paradise.

The stone in Qing Fu's heart finally fell to the ground. Since the happy ghost has been expelled, those old men must be fine, and it is not in vain for him to bear the humiliation, wear wedding clothes, and borrow a seat from Emperor Fengdu to act.

Nie Xiaoqian collapsed on the back of the chair in disappointment: "This ghost is too inexperienced, there is no room for me to play... Woohoo, I am sad, I feel that I am useless."

Nie Xiaoqian said in a tone of self-pity and self-pity, while peeking at Qingfu, raised her hand and tightened her collar, making a painful gesture: "I have chest tightness, I can't breathe, if there is a little sugar to drink ..."

Qing Fu looked at her strangely: "Why are you so tight in your chest? Are you still panting?"

Nie Xiaoqian: "..."

Huapi happily folded up the neatly disassembled fabrics beside him, without any waste.

Emperor Fengdu looked down at the barrage.

【...I know what to name this issue.Cinderella continued. 】

[Yes, the last time I saw my step-sister wearing shoes, this time I saw her step-sister tearing up her clothes. 】

[...Don't say it, there is something inside. 】