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What, ran away, too cowardly, he just taught the liar a little lesson.

Qing Fu put down his sword and murmured in disappointment: "It's just a bruised nose and a swollen face, not even a broken leg."

"..." The old lady pulled Si Ji aside, and asked in a low voice full of doubts, "Is your elder brother purely strong, or can he catch ghosts?"

Because she was talking with her grandson in private, the old lady couldn't help using her native dialect with a strong accent.

Si Ji was still aggrieved because grandma believed that outsiders didn't believe in him, and said in a sarcasm in his local accent: "That depends on how you define it. Does smashing a car count as pure strength?"

Si Ji said that he saw it with his own eyes, and the old lady immediately became shocked and couldn't say anything doubtful, and instead greeted positively: "Brother... No, master, you see that the ghosts don't show up now, what should we do?" ?”

Seeing the old lady's kind and friendly smile, Qing Fu lowered his eyelids uncomfortably, and subconsciously softened his tone: "I can stay here and wait for him to come back..."

"It's not good," Nie Xiaoqian said calmly, "If you really stay here, maybe he won't come back."

"Then what should we do?" Si Ji said anxiously: "Brother, you can't stay here forever, if that ghost is right, come back after you leave?"

Qingfu looked at Nie Xiaoqian slowly, probably amused by the fact that the ghost was scaring him away, Nie Xiaoqian even showed a look of optimism: "Then I will send out my right-hand man, Nie's ghost."

Nie Xiaoqian: "..."

The trace of schadenfreude on her face melted instantly, replaced by shock, panic, and finally transformed into deep resentment.

"The concubine just wants to take care of the housework at home and provide strong support from the rear..." Nie Xiaoqian, the beautiful ghost, wept and complained bitterly, "This coward is afraid of people!"

Qing Fu: "..."

Don't despise others, you who are afraid of ghosts, half a catty is right.

How could a hard-hearted man like Qingfu be moved by a little tear and order Nie Xiaoqian to stay coldly.The last time he finished upgrading, he hadn't checked the results yet.

After finishing the arrangement, Qing Fu took Si Ji and left.After leaving the community, Si Jiben was still a little uneasy, but he saw Qingfu bought a red cloth from a tailor shop on the street, wrapped it in a sword and came back, with a calm expression: "Let's go back quietly, no one who shoots."

…………

Applying a blindfold, Qing Fu came back with Si Ji banditry, maybe he hadn't left for 3 minutes.But fortunately, they came back quickly, and when the two of them stood outside the door, they heard a noise inside, as if something was being smashed.

Si Ji lifted his foot and was about to break in, but the old lady inside the door was heartbroken: "You have no heart, it's because I turn on the air conditioner every day, watch football games every day, for you to cool down and for your entertainment, you treat me like this."

Old lady: "Tomorrow I will turn off the air conditioner too!!"

"Oh—" There was a sharp ghostly howl from the door, with great anger, it was obviously that "Zi Gu".

Qing Fu couldn't quite understand what the old lady said, they were all dialects with a strong accent, and Si Ji quickly opened the door: "Grandma!"

I saw the electrical appliances in the house vibrating slightly, flickering and buzzing, and the "Zigu" was sitting on the beloved air conditioner, her limbs were bloated, her skin was purple and white, as if she had been soaked in water, and she was also very uncomfortable. Pay attention to privacy, buttocks are bare.

Si Ji was caught off guard: "—I'm so stupid, how can I be an uncle Zi!"

"Uncle Zi" turned his head 180 degrees, tilted his head eeriely, and his red ghost eyes looked in the direction of the door: "..."

The first glance contained deterrence and intimidation, but at the second glance, he became panicked and almost rolled off the wall with the air conditioner.

Nie Xiaoqian was originally left alone, but when she saw the ghost, she mustered up the courage to die. After a few fights, she found that it wasn't particularly scary. When she saw Qingfu enter the door again, she became more confident: "Evil, evil ghost, I don't want to be violent in my heart, but who told you to harm others!"

As she spoke, she waved her sharp nails and grabbed at "Uncle Zi".

"Uncle Zi": "—You fart, if you don't want to be rough, why don't I have any clothes?!"

In this sentence, apart from being ferocious, there was also a bit of grief and anger, that "Uncle Zi" seemed to be going all out, and howled terribly to fight back: "I'll fight with you!!"

Grandma Si stood behind Qingfu and Si Ji and pointed: "You are not respectful, you look like an old man, maybe you have died longer than you have lived, in broad daylight, naked, harassing Other girls."

Although Nie Xiaoqian is also a ghost, but how beautiful she is, she is also afraid of ghosts, and she is afraid to cry, which shortens the distance between her and the living.Not only was Grandma Si not afraid, she was also worried that Nie Xiaoqian would suffer.

Si Ji also cursed angrily: "Old Zi! Ugly and shameless!"

He thought it was a female ghost before, but he didn't think much about it, but now he knew it was a male ghost, and when he turned his head, he was still an old ghost. Si Ji began to doubt whether this old man coveted his grandma's beauty, otherwise Why did you choose their home!Usually grandma takes a bath, does this smelly old man avoid going out? ?

Nie Xiaoqian covered her face and screamed, kicked out, and the three-inch golden lotus just stepped on a key part.

Anyone who has studied physics knows that when the pressure is constant, the smaller the force-bearing area, the greater the pressure.Nie Xiaoqian even stretched her insteps and kicked out with her toes. The old man curled up and fell down without even wailing.

Nie Xiaoqian took the opportunity to jump behind Qingfu, and said, "Master, help me."

Si Ji couldn't help pinching his legs, thinking in a cold sweat: Sister, it seems that I should save the old man now.

This stroke was so dark that the old man couldn't get up for a long time, and shrank into a watermelon worm on the ground, suffering from pain.Qing Fu looked at it for a long time, but reluctantly took the sword back: "Tell me, what's wrong with you."

Now the crying one turned into an old man ghost: "...Woo hoo, young people nowadays are so impatient, shouldn't you verbally dissuade you mages from catching ghosts?"

He still wanted to delay the time, and after taking a breath, his eyeballs rolled around and glanced out the window.

The system also slowly came to its senses: [Yes!Our little Nie's gentle persuasion has never been used until now. 】Anyway, the host’s leeks can’t be harvested anymore, the system chooses to join forces and plan for the host. 】

Qing Fu was really persuaded: "I made a mistake, I am used to stopping evil with evil, I will definitely do it next time."

Just as he was talking, a very loud voice suddenly sounded in his ears: "Lonely! Lonely!"

Si Ji's ears perked up extremely sensitively, and he was furious: "You scold me again!"

"No," the old man hugged his stomach, pitifully, "I'm wrong, I'm hungry."

And the sound got louder, matching his posture curled up on the ground, it was quite miserable.

Although he is domineering in the old lady's house, there is no ritual of enshrining, the food is uneatable, and he can't even lick a drop of tap water. Just like this, the old lady still wants to take away his air conditioner, basketball, etc. Sai, how excessive.

He furtively glanced at Qing Fu's direction again, it's so miserable, should he be merciful, it's best to make some offerings for him.

Still enshrining, this old man is purely dreaming, Qing Fu just turned his head impatiently amidst the noise, and said: "Then you speak faster."

"..." The old man gave up completely, and said bitterly, "Why should I be so unlucky, so miserable, single all my life, and when I get old, I will fall into a latrine and die—"

The system whispered in Qingfu's ear to discuss: [Why do the ghosts we come into contact with have such a good taste, can we only let Xiao Nie out in the future? 】

Nie Xiaoqian: "????"

The old man ghost: "I was thinking that I could be reincarnated after I died, but I didn't know that the ghosts hooked my soul, only saying that I was a ghost who died in vain. According to the rules, I have to wait another hundred years before I can go down to reincarnate. I said , Can I go down to the city of death, they say, I don’t have enough good virtues in my daily life..."

The dead ghost in vain became angrier as he talked, and he gritted his teeth and said, "I have been a man of duty all my life, and I have never broken any laws or done evil. Why can't I even go down to the city of vain death, and I have no descendants. I haven't even had a bite of food in these years. It's hard to find me. A place to stay, but also to be humiliated by this old lady—"

"??" Grandma Si looked puzzled, "Who humiliated you!"

The ghost stuck his neck in vain: "You called me son! You have called me several times! I have a backbone!...Even so, I will admit it. With such patience, you even sold my TV set!"

"???" Grandma Si almost laughed angrily, "Not to mention that I have never recognized my godson, this house is mine, and the TV is also mine. Why are you turning your back on the customer?"

Si Ji thought of something, pulled down his grandma's sleeve, and whispered, "That's it, 'Azi'."

Zigu also has another more affectionate title, which is "Azi".When Grandma Si is alone at home, she definitely doesn't speak Mandarin, and her native dialect has such a strong accent. Ah Zi, Ah Zi, at first glance, isn't she her son.

"..." Grandma Si was shocked, "I thought that the chaos at home was because Aunt Zi was dissatisfied, so I complained to Aunt Zi."

Nie Xiaoqian couldn't help but said, "Then you can't trip Grandma Si's and smash her head with something. It's clearly a killer. Because you are dissatisfied with not letting you turn on the TV and air conditioner, you want to kill the old man who lives in you. Die, it’s your fault that you can’t leave the city of death in vain! Who knows if your duty in life is true, and you are the only one who is not filial!”

As soon as the words fell, the dead ghost who was still moaning on the ground suddenly dispersed, turned into thick smoke, and rushed out of the window.

Probably because he thought he had escaped successfully, the dead ghost laughed arrogantly: "What an unfilial son! Your grandpa has died for a hundred years, and he has eaten more salt than the road you have traveled. This little old lady should respect her elders. Just wait, grandpa will come back—oh!!"

Qing Fu was worrying that he would not have the chance to use the sword, at this moment he saw that the dead ghost had come alive, and he slapped the dead ghost back to the ground with the back of his sword.Moreover, this sword was different from Nie Xiaoqian's attack, and it also carried magic damage. The place where the dead ghost was struck by the sword was instantly charred into carbon.

Si Ji: "Ah, grandpa came back so quickly."

The vain ghost is also able to bend and stretch, and immediately burst into tears: "It hurts so much, young man, why don't you talk about martial arts. Respect the old man—oh!"

Qing Fu drew his sword again, and sneered: "When I was active, your ancestor was not born yet!"

He was telling the truth, but Si Ji obviously didn't think so, and shouted and cheered: "Brother scolded well!"

Probably because it was in so much pain, and he knew he couldn't escape, the dead ghost made an inhuman grunt, his body was full of resentment, and even the last sliver of human reason faded away, and his blood-red eyes locked onto him at a glance. He captured the easiest prey in the house, and manipulated his grievances to attack Si Ji and Grandma Si.

Qing Fu's expression turned cold, and he raised his sword to kill him, when he saw Nie Xiaoqian, who was secretly paddling water beside him, threw herself in front of Si Ji and Si's grandma, with tears in her eyes: "I, Nie's ghost, how can I tolerate you?" Harm people face to face!"

Nie Xiaoqian opened her petite mouth, and the white teeth in her mouth immediately produced sharp points, and rushed forward together with her sharp claws, scratching and biting.

It could be seen that he was determined to be cruel. After the ghost screamed miserably, his soul was scattered, but it was also because Nie Xiaoqian's mouth was too small...

"...Here, give him a good time." Grandma Si couldn't help but say.

Qing Fu thought that Grandma Si was afraid, so he stretched out his hand and brushed the back of the sword: "The Qing Emperor Leigong comes out of his liver, and the Red Emperor Leigong comes out of his heart..."

This is the mantra of knowing thunder, and you can ask the gods of the thunder department for their magical powers.The 36 generals of the Thunder Department were able to distinguish between good and evil and uphold justice. Qing Fu did not directly use the sword to suppress it. Instead, he asked the 36 generals to command supernatural powers. When the thunder struck, the dead ghost was not forgiven, and was reduced to ashes under the golden light.

"It's so dead, it's really not an honest ghost." Nie Xiaoqian wiped her mouth and got up from the ground. After several experiences, her courage became more and more courageous, and she even put back her tears. , It’s not in vain to go down to the city of death, most of them are escaped evil spirits.”

Qing Fu wrapped his sword thoughtfully, and then looked at Grandma Si: "...are you alright?"

"No," Grandma Si pondered, "I was just thinking, this old man doesn't watch TV or turn on the air conditioner, he just stays in the toilet and clogs the toilet, so what is he doing when I take a shower... what is he doing?" ?”

Si Ji: "That's right!!! He's still a pervert!!! You can hear him screaming so hungry!!!"

Qingfu and Nie Xiaoqian were speechless: "..."

The system is overjoyed: [This sensitivity has increased by 85%, is it because the host helped exorcise ghosts?It frightened Si Ji and made him realize that he had no talent. 】

"..." Why does this sound like there is something in the words, Qing Fu, [It should be because of saving grandma, there are relatives around, so there will be some scruples. 】

The ghosts were gone, and Si Ji and grandma were no longer entangled. Grandma Si hurriedly went to the safe refrigerator and took out two bottles of cold beer: "Master came here on a hot day, and I forgot to entertain. I should have poured some water Yes, the water pipes are blocked, and there is only beer stuffed in by a worthless child like Si Ji in the refrigerator. Does the master have any taboos in this regard? Have some fruit beer?"

Just as Qing Fu was about to take it, Si Ji jumped three feet high: "What, there is such a sinister thing in the refrigerator, don't drink it, don't take it, throw it away immediately!"

Grandma Si was at a loss: "What's the matter? There are ingredients that are harmful to health also detected in this beer? The current food safety is too problematic!"

Si Ji: "...No, hey, don't ask grandma, I quit drinking anyway."

Once bitten, twice shy.For the sake of his own life, Si Ji decided not to drink alcohol in the future.

"..." Grandma Si's expression gradually changed from confusion, to shock, to ecstasy, then she put down the wine bottle, grabbed Qing Fu's hand and shook wildly, "Thank you, thank you big brother... No, master, my grandson is on the way After fooling around for so long, I finally met a reliable big brother, thank you thank you..."

Grandma Si seems to think that this is the influence of Qingfu, and let Si Ji change his ways. She even said: "I hope that big brother... Master will discipline him strictly. Call him when you go out, so as not to let him idle around every day and wander around in the street."

Si Ji was shocked: "It's not—"

He wanted to explain that this elder brother is not that elder brother, but grandma's hand had already plucked his hair: "Since I'm going to be your elder brother's driver, you shouldn't have such a ostentatious hairstyle, and you can dye it back for me later... Oops , you haven't washed your hair for a few days!"

"...!" Si Ji screamed, clutching his red hair, "This is hair gel!! It's fixed!"

How do you call it without washing your hair? This is a hairstyle, and what you want is to be unruly.

He still wanted to protest, but Qing Fu frowned in disgust: "Sorry, I don't have much time."

He is an immortal cultivator, so what kind of door is he going out? Wouldn't it be another drag if he agreed, which would delay his cultivation of immortality.

"Don't say that..." Grandma Si grabbed Qing Fu's hand, dragged him aside, and lowered her voice, "This kid is quite pitiful. His parents were busy since he was a child, and he never took him with him. Now that the child is grown up, When they made money, they thought of taking Xiao Ji back. Xiao Ji didn't know what his parents looked like when he was a child, so he was very disgusted with them, and rebelliously hung out on the streets all day long."

"..." Qing Fu smiled lightly, his voice was so soft that it almost disappeared into the air, "Poor? There are still parents."

"Huh?" Grandma Si didn't hear clearly, but seeing that Qing Fu didn't mean to repeat it again, she could only continue, "I'm a mother, but I can forgive my son. I don't think Xiao Ji is sure. Now my health is getting worse. It's getting worse and worse. I plan to move to my son's house in a while. There are nanny and stewards there, and there is more or less help. Xiaoji can't be with me 24 hours a day, so I might as well ask you to do me a favor. an apprentice..."

Qing Fu's dislike and resistance almost overflowed from his face, Grandma Si choked for a moment, and changed her words: "Little brother! Or hire a driver. Look at the driver, Si Ji, he looks similar, which means he Destined to have a fate, I want to drive for you!"

System: [... Dear grandma. 】

But Nie Xiaoqian said in the group chat: [Then our master still has to pay his salary, no, it’s a loss. 】

system:【…………】

He lost...!But, Nie Xiaoqian, how could you be so stupid? ?