The Taoist priest made a sand sculpture line in the abuse of the text

After Qingfu dispatched the toilet ghost, he went back to the hotel to take a shower.When it came out deliciously after washing, the system couldn't wait: [Host! !A large amount of money was suddenly transferred to the old account of the original owner, and it was transferred by Li Mazi, and a confession letter was attached, take a look!I transferred to your new account. 】

This shows that the effect of sending the toilet ghost to the horse is very good. After reading Li Mazi's reflection book, the system is extremely proud. It has been holding back until now, just wanting to share it with the host.

Qingfu immediately confirmed the amount, put down his phone, and said indifferently: "Compared with these insignificant money, I value people's morality more..."

So it was impossible for the toilet ghost to be called back, Li Mazi was thinking too much.

System: […] Then you should read the confession letter, why just look at the transfer amount.

He didn't dare to say that, so Qing Fu naturally wouldn't ask, and sat down by the bed wiping his hair, just in time to see the game icon on the phone.

"..." Qing Fu fell into deep thought for a moment.Si Ji also said before that the game can be used as a relaxation in his spare time. He succeeded in building the foundation. Before he hits the golden core, he can have fun. It is also good to maintain a good mood and state.

With that in mind, Qingfu opened the game...

…………

【...Is this why Master forgot to eat? 】Nie Xiaoqian was faintly shocked, and secretly muttered to the system, 【I didn't expect that the game would be so charming.It has been more than three hours, and the bathroom floor is dry...]

The old god of the system is here: [It should be over. 】

Nie Xiaoqian: [Huh? 】

"—Why is there no battery? Is this phone draining so fast?" Qing Fu was halfway through the canyon, just at the critical moment when a team battle broke out, and the screen of the phone went black without warning, just like a ghost story.

Qing Fu took a few deep breaths, calmed down, frowned and raised his head, just about to criticize the phone, the back of his neck felt sore, and looking out the window, it was almost dark.

"...I was so addicted to this, I wasted such a long time!" Qing Fu murmured and put down the phone, and hurriedly adjusted his posture, wanting to seize the time to change the state, attack the golden core, and recover the wasted time.However, after crossing one's knees for a long time, the brain was inexplicably excited. He closed his eyes and continued to play the game instinctively.

Qing Fu: "——This thing is so vicious!!"

The system pointed out indifferently: [Don't get excited, this is normal.There are even those who just played the game and couldn't sleep well for the first day or two. 】

How could Qingfu not be excited, he deleted the game on the spot and smashed the installation package, but when he closed his eyes again, it was still an uncontrollable memory.

Qing Fu: "..."

It is impossible to rush again, from the establishment of the foundation to the golden core, but it is necessary to cross the catastrophe.Qing Fu vomited enough that he could only lie down and sleep.

The moon and stars are sparse, and all the noise in the night gradually settles down.In his dream, Qing Fu dreamed that he returned to the master's school, and the master was teaching them: "...this jungler's consciousness is very poor, why should he eat other people's soldiers?"

Qingfu broke out in sweat in an instant, lowered his head in shock, and actually held a mobile phone in his hand, and operated it uncontrollably, and the brothers around him seemed to be possessed:

"Sprinting will make you unable to get away, why not bring a healing technique, and if you press it well, you may be able to save your life to the limit."

"One more round, one more round and I will flash!"

"Damn it, it's my fault that I'm not familiar with the operation, the villain walks so inflexibly."

While frowning in pain, Qing Fu only heard a scream from Piercing Cloud and Cracking Stone: 【Ah! ! ! ! 】

"Huh—" Qing Fu suddenly sat up and broke free from the nightmare.

Nie Xiaoqian next door was also shocked, and came through the wall in a panic: "What's the matter, I heard the sound of the system."

[嘻...] The system was sobbing and faltering, seeing that Qingfu was getting impatient, so he bit the bullet and cried, [Woooo, Dad!Scared me.This is not for writing a report, I played back the previous memory, was frightened by a ghost that I didn’t notice before, and I didn’t expect to be so ugly for a while...]

Qing Fu took a deep breath, touched his forehead, it was wet with sweat: "I'm afraid you should read it a few more times, there will be uglier ones in the future."

He didn't blame the system, but thanked the system for waking him up.And after this shock, the feeling of uncontrollable excitement subsided, Qing Fu simply pushed away the quilt, sat cross-legged, and said calmly: "I will stay here with you."

The system was so touched that he endured crying and said with attachment: "Then, can the host look in the mirror? I want to wash my eyes..."

He still wanted to get some more fatherly love, but he saw that Qingfu had already settled down: […]

Is your company so short? ? ? ?

Qingfu also ignored the system's complaints. After all, they are not related by blood. How close can they be?Concentrating on drawing spirit energy into his body, Qing Fu tried to break through the bottleneck.

"Rumble..."

Nie Xiaoqian, who was helping to make the quilt, trembled all over, and couldn't help looking out the window. The originally clear night sky was covered with low and thick dark clouds at some point, and thunder came faintly.

"This thunder...won't it strike?" Nie Xiaoqian became uneasy, and whispered to the system, "We're still in the hotel."

System: [No problem, I think the quality of the lightning rods in this hotel is pretty good. 】

Nie Xiaoqian: "...then I'll close the window—ah, uhhh!!"

Qingfu's heart moved, he felt that the barrier he had set up around him was broken, he wanted to stop but it was too late, so he could only attack Jindan with all his strength.But I don't know what went wrong, and I can't break through that thin barrier with life and death.

Cultivation itself requires tranquility of mind.The more Qing Fu was eager to break through, the more unstable his mood became, and when he was inattentive, some demons would sneak in.

The heart demon came following the thunder calamity, and Jie Jie whispered in Qingfu's ear with a sinister smile: "Why? I have never been able to become a fairy. At the beginning, you said that the chance was not enough, and you could still shirk it because your physical aptitude is mediocre. Now this The body, the three barriers are vast, and you are pregnant with the immortal bone, but you can't even break through the golden core stage."

"Ah, maybe someone has tampered with it secretly..." The heart demon swayed in Qingfu's ear, then changed into an even more annoying voice, and whispered softly, "For example, the system, I can't figure it out, Who knows where he hides, did he set any restrictions on this physical body earlier?"

"How to put it, it is also an existence that can pull your soul out of your body and bring you to another world unscathed. Can he really be as harmless as he appears?"

The heart demon kept chattering, and the phantoms in front of Qingfu gradually increased. It was just a dark heart demon, and then it transformed into Nie Xiaoqian and a ball of light flowing with codes, followed by Emperor Fengdu, ghosts, black and white impermanence... Xiang Qingfu showed a ferocious face.

The heart demon has already opened its bloody mouth at Qingfu: "You didn't——wow!"

Let alone the systematic conspiracy theories, Qingfu is really worried about not being a fairy in 2000.But just when he was about to get lost, he heard someone praising the depth of the system. Qing Fu raised his hand expressionlessly, and a golden light exploded in his hand: "I believe in his brain."

That thing can be scared by ghosts and scream in the middle of the night, and he wants to gain courage by his face. A father really can't think highly of his son.

After defeating the inner demons, Qing Fu slowly opened his eyes from the state of trance: "——what are you doing?"

Beside him was a familiar yet unfamiliar face, Emperor Fengdu was sitting on the edge of the bed, his pale fingertips were covered with impermanent handcuffs and shackles, almost hooking him around his neck.

Emperor Fengdu was captured, not only he was not embarrassed, but there was a trace of regret in his eyes: "Seeing that he is in a demon, his body is dead and his way is gone, I also want to come to greet him early."

He withdrew his hand and stroked the iron chain with his fingertips. He seemed to want to say something, but just as he was about to speak, several pieces of burnt yellow paper floated in the air, which made his eyebrows twitch.

"What?" Qing Fu knew at a glance that this yellow paper was not used to communicate with the underworld, but was obviously burnt to Emperor Fengdu by people in the underworld who ate food from the underworld.

Emperor Fengdu stood up, grabbed the yellow paper and took a step back.

On the treetops of the moon, Qing Fu tried to distinguish the expression in Emperor Fengdu's eyes by the moonlight, but he didn't notice the slightest friendliness, but saw the killing intent aroused in those eyes several times in the gaze.It's just that he probably thought of the result of the last fight. After thinking about it several times, the other party finally gave up and disappeared in the darkness like a ghost.

Qing Fu patted Nie Xiaoqian who was sleeping on the sofa, thoughtfully: "I feel something."

The system and Qingfu spoke almost simultaneously:

[It must be very dangerous! 】

"It must be very profitable."

Nie Xiaoqian: "..."

Qing Fu considerately considered the feeling of being frightened by a single ghost, and changed the subject: "I can wake up in time, and I also want to thank the system for giving me a sense of security."

"??" The system was overwhelmed and surprised, but when dealing with the host, you will suffer if you are passive, so he took the opportunity to expressly said, "If that's the case, then help me improve my performance, and also give Xiao Nie a promotion." ..."

Qing Fu: "Forget it, it's not that safe."

·

A few days after the failure of crossing the tribulation, the toilet ghost who followed Gu Feng before finally reincarnated.Qing Fu received a sum of merit for saving ghosts, and was somewhat comforted. He was about to say that he would retreat for another shock, but by chance, he received a call from Si Ji.

"Brother, are you free recently? Can you go to my house," Si Ji said, lowering his voice, "I think the house is a little dirty."

Qing Fu crossed his legs and closed his eyes, calmly said, "No time, Xiu Xian."

Si Ji: "Hey, big brother, are you so clever that I have no money in my pocket?"

Qing Fu: "..." It didn't count, but now I know.

The system is in a hurry: [The opportunity is delivered to your door, the host just accept it!Thinking about how miserable Si Ji is, he was always being targeted by ghosts, and in the original work, he lost his life because of ghosts, and he took so many scapegoats after his death. 】

Qing Fu snorted, not at all tempted.

"...Actually, it's not my house anymore, it's my grandma's house. I didn't dare to go to see her because of the ghost, but after watching the video a few days ago, I felt something was wrong," Si Ji didn't hold out any hope. He said, "I've been thinking about it for the past few days, and I still come to you for help. Of course, I may be too sensitive, but what if? You can't be too careful about this kind of thing..."

"..." Qing Fu was silent for a while, then slowly opened his eyes, "You can make an IOU for the payment first, you can come to the hotel to find me."

[? 】The system is secretly calling Nie Xiaoqian to hurry up and persuade the host, which is quite strange to hear.

Why did he suddenly change his mind? Where did Si Ji's words hit the host? ……grandmother?

Speaking of which, he still doesn't know much about the host. He doesn't know what the host was like when he was a child, and how did he become what he is now?

…………

Si Ji came very quickly, and the first thing he said when he saw Qing Fu was: "I'll go, brother, you are so purple!"

He didn't say any more, and hurriedly urged Qingfu and others to go on the road.On the way, I also briefly explained the situation to Qingfu: "I don't know if you have heard of the custom of welcoming Zigu."

Said it was Zigu, but a more popular name would be Toilet Girl and Toilet God.

Then why is it called Zigu?To sum up the similarities in different legends, there was a girl in ancient times who was bullied by her wife after being taken as a concubine, died in the toilet, and later became a toilet god.

Don’t think this place is a good place, Su Dongpo, a literary master, once wrote an article, saying that he and Zigu met twice, and praised her for “composing poems, with super elegant words.” Some folks invite Zigu to write poems , writing, playing chess and other games, Zigu seems to be a versatile treasure goddess.

"...I just talked to my grandma on the phone again, and this time she finally told the truth. According to my grandma's habit, welcoming Zigu is on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month. Usually, she will approve commoner clothes and hairpins on the dustpan. Please Zigu possesses a spirit. Normally, I don’t use this dustpan, and put it in the wooden cabinet after washing it.”

"But some time ago, the neighbor's children came to play and saw the broom that grandma asked Zigu to possess. Out of curiosity, they stopped playing. From that day on, things started to go wrong."

Qingfu could clearly feel that Nie Xiaoqian beside him trembled, and even tilted her body in his direction: "...can there be a ghost?"

Nie Xiaoqian reluctantly sat upright.

Si Ji: "First, the toilet was clogged. I asked someone to unclog it several times, and it was completely blocked. The problem is that the workers couldn't explain what was blocked. Then there were the lights in the toilet and the electrical appliances at home. Suddenly switch on and off. You look like these days, isn’t it hot? The old man is not willing to use electricity, so he turned on the fan, and the ghost turned on the air conditioner..."

Nie Xiaoqian: "..."

Si Ji continued: "Then there's the TV. I always like to tune the basketball game channel. The sound is still turned on so loudly that my grandma can't sleep even if she wants to. The neighbor next door is so angry that she keeps knocking on the door."

"It's all harmless, but a few days ago, my grandma sold the TV in order not to disturb the neighbors, and she was also afraid. Since that day, she has been tripped by invisible things when she walks. Objects from high places would also suddenly fall and hit her on the head."

The car turned around and turned into an old residential area. Si Ji stopped the car in front of one of the gates and lowered his voice: "Besides, this happened regardless of day or night. That ghost is rampant even during the day. I It must have aged."

... What kind of adjective is this, Qing Fu said: "Didn't you ever think about moving out?"

Si Ji was also angry: "It says that there are memories of my grandpa in it, and I would rather take down all the tall things and pile them on the ground than move them." He paused, "Oh, the air conditioner is not turned on, my grandma Said, that ghost has the ability to turn off the air conditioner."

Qing Fu: "..."

This little old lady is quite stubborn!

Nie Xiaoqian was not as scared as she was at first, and she said speechlessly: "Then let's go in and have a look..."

Climbed the stairs to the fifth floor, which was Grandma Si's home. Si Ji had the key, so he opened the door and entered directly: "Grandma—who are you??"

Qing Fu followed behind to enter the door, and saw a big fat man in Taoist robes, holding an iron sword, standing with a benign old lady.

The old lady: "Hey, I didn't tell you not to come back. I invited a master today to do it."

"What kind of master did you invite..." Si Ji was anxious first, then paused, and turned around in a vain manner, "Brother, brother, what do you think?"

Qing Fu's eyes lingered on the magic sword in the fat man's hand, and he was really a little uncertain for a while.

Looking at people alone, they are ordinary, but this sword is extraordinary.

The requirements for magic swords are very high, and they are particular about the casting time.

A dharma sword needs to fast for a hundred days before being forged, and then forged on Gengshen Day in July and Xinyou Day in August.The circle is two inches and six inches long, the handle is one foot one inch and seven inches long, the blade is two feet four inches and seven inches long, and the total length is three feet and nine inches.

However, why does this dharma sword still have a ghostly aura... Could it be that the ghost who caused the trouble has already been killed?

Qing Fu was thinking about it, the fat man said: "Wuliang Tianzun..."

"Fake." Qing Fu said in a second, "Get out."

Seeing that Si Ji really wanted to catch up, the fat man was in a hurry: "Little friend, we may not know who is real and who is not!"

"You must be fake!! You still shave an inch!! Look at my elder brother's hair again!" Si Ji immediately gained confidence, "Get out of here, I will call the police immediately, saying that you broke into a private house with a security knife To cheat money."

Fatty was stunned by the long list of crimes and froze in place for a while.

Grandma Si hurriedly said, "Xiao Ji, don't make trouble."

"Oh, no! Grandma, you have been deceived!" Si Ji said anxiously, "My elder brother said that this is a fake Taoist—"

Grandma Si's face was full of disbelief: "Your elder brother, you still know how to catch ghosts now that you're hanging around on the street?"

Si Ji choked for a moment. Today's mistrust was all caused by himself in the past. He scratched his head frantically, and looked at Qingfu for help: "Brother..."

Qing Fu ignored him, and only asked Fatty: "You said Wuliang Tianzun, do you know what Wuliang Tianzun means?"

"..." Fatty was a little dazed and at a loss for a moment, he usually greeted people like this when he lied, and he really didn't care what it meant.

He racked his brains frantically, like a high school examinee who saw a political question made up: "This, this infinite deity, is the same as Amitabha in Buddhism, and he just greets you politely!"

Qing Fu said indifferently: "The statement of Wuliang Tianzun is itself a misinformation."

When he came to this new world, how could Qingfu not understand: "This was created by storytellers in the Republic of China. When they portrayed Taoist characters, they always let the characters open their mouths and say a sentence of Buddha, which is actually a misrepresentation. Taoist said It was 'Infinite Shoufu'. Later, it was corrected by Taoist people, saying that our Taoist deity is Tianzun, so it was changed to Wuliang Tianzun accordingly."

"The real 'greeting' should refer to the Blessings of Infinite Heaven, which is recorded in Taoist scriptures such as "Lei Ting Yu Shu's Repentance", "Tao Fa Hui Yuan", "Beidou Ben Ming Longevity Lantern Instrument"... that's right , will you recite "Lei Ting Yu Shu's Repentance of Sins"?"

"..." Fatty didn't expect Fang Qingfu to twitch his back suddenly, he was tongue-tied, and after a while he blushed hard and said, "Well, this is not something you have to memorize...! Exorcising ghosts is a practice, you can learn it on paper Zhong Jueqian, I still have to look at my real skills, you see, after I come here, no ghosts will do evil!"

Grandma Si trusted Fatty because of this: "That's right..."

Si Jizao finished Baidu, and knew that the fat man had made a common sense mistake, so he came up to push and push, but the fat man still refused to leave: "Old lady, old lady, look at your grandson, you will be punished if you do this! This ghost is me!" But I finished removing the old lady, and the old lady has not been paid, how can I explain to Master when I go back!"

"--Do my shit." Qing Fu snatched the magic sword from the fat man's hand with his hands. He was still not relieved, he raised his hand and grabbed the fat man's collar, beat him fatly, and single-armed the few The fat man who weighed more than a hundred catties picked it up, and after going out, he slammed it against the wall, "You said it yourself, if you want to get money, use your real skills. If you have the skills, you can let ghosts come to harm me."

The fat man was picked up by Qing Fu and uttered harsh words, his feet were hanging in the air, kicking his feet in pain and panic, he almost sat down on the ground after being let go.

He didn't dare to defend himself anymore, the fat man just hugged his head and cried humbly: "I don't dare anymore, I offended my elder brother, I just beg my elder brother to return me the magic sword..."

Not to mention that it was a prop for him to bluff and deceive, he ran around and tried his best to get the magic sword. It is said that it was dug out from the tomb. One day, if I can't be fooled anymore, I will sell this sword...

Qing Fu said fiercely: "What are you paying back? Is your name written on this sword? Call it loudly to see if it agrees?"

Fatty: "...Woo!"

Rogue!This style of pie is worthy of being mixed up on the road.

The fat man ran away with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and then Qing Fu stretched out his hand and stroked the blade in satisfaction: "No wonder there is a ghost, it turned out to be brought out of the tomb... Well, Xiao Nie, go and see where your compatriots are hiding. "

Since the ghost aura on the sword is not from the troublemaker, then the ghost must still be hiding in the house.

Nie Xiaoqian frantically searched the house, even smashed the ant nest in the corner before returning.

Qing Fu held the newly acquired magic weapon, quite eager to try: "Where are the ghosts?"

Nie Xiaoqian said dryly: "Maybe... you were scared away by the pass just now, or can we come back at night?"