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I can't bear to look at the miserable scene, and I can't bear to hear the lies...Si Ji lowered his head, took out his mobile phone and muttered: "Let's record it, and find a Taoist temple later to worship Emperor Fengdu. Thank you, the great god of the people." , help me repair the car for free before I leave..."

"?" President Qing Fu suspected that Si Ji was alluding to something, maybe alluding to his behavior of collecting the car.Just as he was about to be interrogated, Si Ji raised his head: "Brother, add a WeChat account."

Si Ji looked at Qing Fu with very sincere and admiring eyes.

When we went to drink together back then, Si Ji was not the only one who got drunk, but the ghost chose him out of many cronies and friends, and possessed him again and again.Now he really needs a Monkey King...

Qingfu didn't refuse. Isn't this a potential source of business? It's just: "I haven't downloaded anything yet on my newly bought mobile phone."

"I'll come, I'll come!" Si Ji actively leaned over and swiped Qingfu's phone twice, "Why are there nothing, I'll get you some necessary software..."

Wechat and other daily software must be available, of course. In addition, Si Ji also brought some private goods and released some games: "This is what I have been playing recently! Relax in your spare time, manipulate ancient mythological characters, five or five groups , fighting each other..."

"..." Qing Fu glanced at Si Ji flatly, with disdain in his heart.Once experienced in real life, this fake battle is like a virtual girlfriend, but a pathetic meal replacement...

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According to Qingfu's fee rate for seeing things, the first time I didn't find out the truth, I thought Si Ji wanted to spend money to keep his mouth shut and cover up the evidence, so he took Si Ji to run naked.Now that he knows that Si Ji is just a victim, although it is impossible to get out the money in his pocket, the reward this time must be reasonable: "Just give this amount."

"...Brother, do you think I care about money?" Si Ji poked his head out of the car window, and said displeasedly, "It's too different from last time! Do you look down on me? You saved my life, can you use this amount of money to measure it? I am also a man of character, who regards money as dung. There is a poem in the ancients that goes when thousands of gold go away...go...go, don't be afraid! Keep people Live in the world!"

Nie Xiaoqian: "..."

Ball ball you, if you can't memorize it, don't memorize it blindly.

Qing Fu was also speechless, he raised his hand and wanted to throw the wallet that Si Ji stuffed into the car: "I mean the truth—"

"Ugh-"

Si Ji had already stepped on the accelerator and went out, the exhaust fumes made Qing Fu shut his mouth.

"Don't listen, don't listen, I won't hand over the car this time—" Si Ji's voice floated from a distance, and there was a hint of joy, as if he had taken advantage of something.

"..." Nie Xiaoqian watched the two idiots leave, then turned to ask Qingfu, "What should I do, should I go back?"

Qing Fu had already put his wallet in his pocket: "Why, he forced it to me, saying it was dung."

With a new bag of dung in his arms, Qing Fu went to the supermarket to buy the hair conditioner he was longing for, and asked the hotel front desk to refill it.

[I don't think this is very good,] the system pressed in a low voice without any confidence, [Otherwise, the money should be returned to Si Ji, and I just checked, and his influence has increased to 50%!When it comes time to pay back the money, we just go all out and finish him off? 】

Qing Fu closed the door, changed his clothes, and sat down in the middle of the bed: "I hope you know..." Qing Fu half-closed his eyes, as if he had no worldly desires, and said slowly, "Cultivating immortals, you must be quiet. The so-called lust Sitting and forgetting, worldly entanglements will only delay my becoming a fairy..."

The system couldn't help it: [Then you still go out to buy hair conditioner. 】

Qing Fu stood up in a second: "You reminded me, try washing your hair first."

The system is mad.

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This time, Qingfu retreated for three days, and when he opened his eyes again, he said, "Huh? Didn't you say that there is no need for room service."

Why is the room so clean, the bath towels have been changed.

Nie Xiaoqian poked her head from the next door resentfully: "It's my concubine who cleaned it." She then pointed to Qingfu's cell phone, "Si Ji sent a lot of messages, do you want to reply?"

Qing Fu felt his limbs and bones, and even his breathing became much easier after the foundation was established, so he swiped his phone politely: "Let me see..." He stopped slowly.

There are dozens of messages a week, and the first sentence is: [I forgot to ask, brother, do you really love Gu Feng? 】

Nie Xiaoqian looked at Qingfu's expressionless face, obviously not happy: "Let me take a look... Uh, let me help you back."

Nie Xiaoqian wrote slowly: [It's all the ghost's fault. 】

As soon as Qing Fu picked it up, the other person replied: [I knew it, then... brother, what do you think of Gu Feng? 】

Qingfu searched the assets of Gu's Group, roughly converted, and couldn't help but twitch: [Poor. 】

After a pause, Qing Fu revised his wording again: [Shabby. 】

After a while, Qing Fu couldn't help but add: 【Very. 】

It took a while for Si Ji to reply: [...ah, then I can gossip about Gu Feng with my brother. A few days ago, because of ghosts and streaking photos, I have not been online. I only found out these days. The engagement party was cancelled. 】

This is obviously not the focus of Si Ji, Qing Fu's cell phone buzzed continuously, and received several news links in a row: [I laughed so hard, and there are these rumors! 】

Qing Fu didn't click on it, just casually glanced at the title:

【exposure!The president of Gu's Group is eccentric and likes to sleep in the toilet! 】

[What is the truth behind Gu Feng's cancellation of the engagement?Suspected of suffering from an incurable disease, recently refused to meet with the partner】

[Why is the golden bachelor so down-to-earth?Revealing Gu Feng's hobby: giving people a bath]

"...?" Qing Fu slowly questioned.The previous ones are easy to understand, what does it mean to give people a bath?Do you think it's someone else who stinks, so you rub the backs of employees one by one?

He thought about it, and he said earlier that he would send a message to the toilet ghost, but Xiuxian was too involved, he forgot, so he just summoned him to ask.

Ordered a takeaway of snail powder, Qingfu offered it, sealed the sense of smell, and did it to attract toilet ghosts: "What's the matter with this bath?"

The toilet ghost almost cried out of excitement, opened his big mouth, and delicately sucked up a piece of snail powder, savoring it slowly and cherishingly, while vaguely saying: "Didn't you ask me to follow that Gu Feng before, but whenever he does bad things Just press him? Just when I found him, he was holding a man in the bathroom, wanting to c—"

Nie Xiaoqian's heart twitched, and she heard the toilet ghost continue: "...Take a bath."

Nie Xiaoqian almost forgot to hold her breath: "...??"

Qing Fu: "..."

The other CEOs are forced to take a shower, but it's Mr. Gu's turn to take a shower?

"It's very miserable," the toilet ghost sighed, "don't think that taking a bath is not a big deal. That man named Shen Yi has no skin on his body and is still bleeding. If he soaks in water and takes a bath with that Rubbing the towel, torture! I immediately crushed Gu Feng."

The toilet ghost scratched his head: "Later, the engagement banquet was cancelled, and Gu Feng seemed to feel that he was too stinky to face others, so he never met Shen Yi, and he didn't want to see anyone. He always hid in the bathroom and scrubbed himself."

The toilet ghost clicked his tongue: "If you say that rich people are perverts, I thought he was so cruel to Shen Yi, and the pain was not on me, so I didn't know that he was even more cruel to me! I passed out in the bathroom several times. I didn't crush him! I still tried to get someone to save him, but he still suffered from wound infection and high fever and was hospitalized several times. Later, I saw that he would probably die if he continued to toss, so I just saw him crush him with the bath towel. "

"This is what the young man said, mental cleanliness!"

Qing Fu: "...This is a mental illness."

The system was the most impacted. After being shocked and stuck, I didn't expect to be ecstatic: [Whatever! ! 】Adults should be responsible for themselves, and more importantly, 【Anyway, the task is accomplished! ! 】

The toilet ghost reluctantly finished the last piece of powder, and sat upright: "It seems to be a lot of pressure, and Gu Feng is not very clean now. Thanks to the master, I will be able to save enough by staying with Gu Feng these days. Merit, I went to hell to reincarnate."

The toilet ghost is full of emotion: "In my next life, I hope to be the owner of a snail noodle shop!"

"...Well," Qing Fu didn't want to discourage the toilet ghost's enthusiasm, so he didn't say whether he could be reincarnated as an adult or not depends on the trial, so he agreed.

Toilet ghost: "Also, I hope that if there is a chance, my benefactor can help and save my companions..."

Quite loyal, just as Qing Fu wanted to agree, he suddenly remembered: "There is a chance."

That Li Mazi from before, didn't he say so rampantly that he should wait for his order?

10 minute later.

Toilet ghosts with a radius of hundreds of miles flocked to the nearest public toilet in the hotel. Qingfu mercifully allowed Nie Xiaoqian to stay in the hotel to clean, but did not follow: "In addition to going to Gu Feng's side as a substitute, I also hope that there are ghosts who can help me. Live in a man named 'Li Mazi' and urge him to do good deeds."

The toilet ghosts fought like crazy:

"I'll come! Let me come!"

"Go away, it doesn't smell like me."

"In terms of aptitude, I have spent the longest time in Yangjian..."

Everyone has heard that a companion was selected by this Qingfu master to do an errand, and he will soon be reincarnated in the underworld. Naturally, he squeezed his head and wanted to be the next one.

Qing Fu said lightly: "Let's all go, share half and take care of each other."

"..." The toilet ghosts froze suddenly, and then one said timidly, "That's not good, what if it stinks to death."

Qingfu looked calm: "How can a person be stink to death? It's just a description."

It was he who narrowed the road before, and he didn't expect how cheap it would be to send a toilet ghost alone, but it's not too late to make up for it now.Moreover, if there are too many people going, the merits will be divided equally, and no matter how much energy is consumed, these two people will die, and they will live under the shadow of the toilet ghost for the rest of their lives...

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When Li Mazi was sent to the ward, he was in a very angry mood. After all, what he said was the truth. Why did all the doctors assert that he was mentally ill? When he spoke more violently, the doctor said that he would be given a tranquilizer. Forced him to shut up.

The one living next to him was an elementary school student, probably mischievous and broke his leg, and was crying while wiping away his tears. Li Mazi was so annoyed by hearing this: "What a noise! ​​If you cry again, I will tear your mouth off! "

"... Hiccup!" The elementary school student was stunned, and was as quiet as a chicken for a while.

Li Mazi's mood immediately became much better, and he regained his sense of superiority from the elementary school student. Just as he was about to swear a few more words while the little thing's parents were away, a strong stench came to his nostrils.

"——哕!" Compared to Li Mazi, who was suffocated by the smell, the primary school student vomited first, just as his father walked in the door with a water bottle: "...哕!哕!!!What is so stinky!"

The parents immediately noticed the newcomer Li Mazi, covered their mouths and noses in disgust, and comforted their son: "I'll go and ask for another ward, this is too... It will affect my rest."

"..." Li Mazi couldn't say a word in a daze, and even started to roll his eyes, blurring his vision.

Why, how insensitive are these two people's sense of smell, how can they still talk, he is about to die! !

As Li Mazi, of course he didn't think it was him who smelled so bad, he just felt that there must be something wrong with the ward, so he gasped desperately, and Li Mazi couldn't care less about face, he turned his face to the side of the elementary school student with all his strength: "Help—I , so big... Brother, help me, you have a good boy, smart and well-behaved, help me change the room too!"

I don't know if it was Li Mazi's illusion, but the moment the good words came out, the smell was not so strong, Li Mazi saw that the elementary school student looked like he was going to sue, and quickly said: "Good boy, you look so smart , looking at the future, there will be great promise, uncle was wrong, just because uncle was injured too badly, it was too painful, so I couldn't help but say harsh words..."

After apologizing, the smell seemed to have almost dissipated, and the parents couldn't help but wonder: "...Is there a problem with the water pipe in the toilet of the ward, or there is a hole upstairs."

That being the case, it seems that there is no need to toss about changing wards. Who knows if the water pipes in other rooms are also like this.The parent patted the child's head: "I'll buy fried noodles for you. If you're hungry, fill your belly with fruit. Also, your classmates have brought back your homework for you, so hurry up and do it."

"..." The elementary school student let out another long sob in an instant.

This time, the head of the family has a heart of stone. He turned and went out, muttering in his heart, he should go to the nurse's station to reflect on the situation later...

Li Mazi sucked his nose vigorously, feeling relieved that the smell had almost dissipated.At this time, when I recalled how I tried my best to please me just now, I couldn't help feeling angry: "Damn... Hey, that brat, peel an apple for me..."

Smelly, stinky!The terrible stench came unexpectedly again, Li Mazi almost suffocated, he didn't dare to say any more, he thought about changing the room, he must change the room soon!

He looked hard at the elementary school student, but was shocked to find that the other party didn't show any expression of being stinky this time, and even after seeing that he didn't speak, he scratched his head and opened the homework book: "Uncle, what are you talking about?"

Li Mazi: "...I said you are a good boy who loves to study. If your uncle hadn't been seriously injured, your uncle would have wanted to peel apples for you."

The primary school student showed an expression of being praised, and the original reluctance was a little bit less, and he began to do his homework seriously.

Li Mazi let go of the gradually fading stench, completely unable to figure out what was going on.

Elementary school student: "Hmm... 噫... This question is so difficult, uncle, can you solve the problem of chicken and rabbit in the same cage?"

Li Mazi thought to himself, in order to change the room, I can't offend him, so if I don't scold people, I won't talk to the head office, right?

Just as he was about to pretend he couldn't hear, the stench swept over again, Li Mazi said, "Uh—"

Elementary school student: "Uncle, you look like you are going to die, this question is so difficult, even you can't do it!"

Who the hell said that...!This old man is stink! !Li Mazi defended his dignity as an adult when he was dying: "Why can't I!"

The odor is visibly attenuated.

Li Mazi took a breath: "But why should I teach you?"

The stench came rushing in.

Li Mazi felt something was wrong in pain, the smell...he squeezed out a few words: "But it's not impossible."

The stench was indeed a meal.

Li Mazi started to feel a little nervous. If it wasn't for being unable to move, he would have jumped up and run, rushing to the nurse's station, or any place with a lot of people. He was obviously being watched by evil things! ! !

Li Mazi suddenly thought of Qin Sanshao, when the car crashed into it, it was like hitting an iron plate, people were fine, but the car was rotten, thinking about his previous words and deeds...

Smelling the smell seemed to be getting stronger again, Li Mazi hurriedly said, "Quick! Read the title to uncle! Uncle will teach you!"

"..." The elementary school student thought to himself, Dad always said that women's hearts are fickle, and it's the same when looking at men in this way, "That's what he said..."

Li Mazi didn't dare to be perfunctory, so he took the topic apart, broke it into pieces, and explained it to the elementary school students. When the parents came back from buying fried noodles, they saw such a happy scene. Li Mazi was still praising the children: "Look, You can draw inferences like this, you are amazing!"

Parent: "...?"

This is pretty good, the child's father lowered his hair and sent a WeChat message: [My wife, don't look for a relationship to change the ward, I think most of the plumbing problems, our child's new patient is pretty good, and he even teaches his son math problems...]

The child's mother immediately wrote back: [Admiration!I still know the level of our son. It is rare for a patient to be pissed off when teaching a math problem.When you are with your son at night, take care of him to some extent. 】

The child's father thought it was right, and smiled and said to Li Mazi: "Don't change the ward, there must be a water pipe problem. Thank you for helping the child. My car just broke down in the parking lot. Call someone to fix it."

He saw the expression of the patient in the next bed contorted, as if the wound was really painful, and he squeezed words desperately like this: "I, I have a fraternity that repairs cars, I will give you the number, and give you a discount by giving me my name. "

... Woohoo!

Li Mazi shed tears of remorse and pain, stretched out his hand to fumble for the phone, used a certain Alipay to return the previous deposit, and wrote a long paragraph of introspection and apology.

It is said that evil people are not afraid of ghosts, but even the most courageous ghosts can't touch him, but what this ghost launches is not a magical attack, but a scientific and physical attack!

It's not that he's spineless!Smell will not make people die, it will only make life worse than death. In order to survive, he still chooses to lose himself...