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"Hey, this is my grandma." When Si Ji got into the car, he was crying over his earth-shattering family affection, "It's fine to be a driver, why did you become a live-in nanny in the end?? "

It's unbelievable, what's going on, the status is getting worse and worse.

Qing Fu: "If you can't get over this hurdle in your heart, you can also call it a 'personal secretary'."

"..." Si Ji felt cold, touched Zhang Yang's unruly red hair and muttered, "It's not going anywhere... and there is no salary, travel expenses, meals, and accommodation are all paid for by myself. What am I trying so hard to get?"

"Don't forget that the reward for catching ghosts hasn't been paid yet," Nie Xiaoqian immediately stepped forward. She probably was still immersed in the power of ghost eating just now, and her tone changed at this time, "And, take you in." It’s not bad if you don’t have to pay to live together, but with your physique, every second you spend with our master, you should pay an extra second of protection fee.”

system:【……】

What's going on, is this talking about the master or the big brother?

"..." Si Ji was stopped for a while, and started the sports car humbly, "Which street do you want to go, brother?"

…………

Considering that there are more people living together, Qingfu decides to buy a house.

The system happily said: [Gao is still the host Gao, and I urged you to find a probation partner, but who would have thought that the probation target would come to your door. 】

Is this the joy of hugging golden thighs?But the golden thighs he embraced by luck are also a kind of strength.

"The room must be big, preferably a villa, well-decorated, let's move in with our bags." On the way to the agency, Si Ji was still chattering, "It also depends on the age of the house. Old houses generally have more or less plumbing and electrical problems... …By the way, do we need to set aside a special room for the Kitchen God statue?”

On the passenger seat, a simple and unadorned statue of the Kitchen God maintains a benevolent smile.

This seems to be invited by Grandma Si. At the beginning, Si Ji proposed to invite Sanqing, but Grandma Si said very pragmatically: "I think the Stove Lord is better. Do you young people just like to eat barbecue?" , Buying takeaway? I will also buy one for Xiaoji later, I hope the Stove Lord can bless you to cook at home steadily."

Qing Fu mocked Si Ji: "No need, I'm afraid Zao Jun will be lonely in the room."

He also vacated a room specifically, so he was going to buy a three-bedroom one-living room.Why do you need so many rooms in the villa?Raising ghosts?

After entering the agency, Qing Fu gave Si Ji a strange look, this kid is so considerate of Zao Jun?How to look very disappointed.

But the system whispered: [Why don't you satisfy him, you can see that the influence value has jumped to 92%, it's just a matter of shivering. 】

Nie Xiaoqian's rebellion became complete: [I don't think so, you see when he increased his influence value, it wasn't because he was bullied by our master...education.Not to mention the far ones, let’s talk about the near ones. After saving Grandma Si, Si Ji’s influence value was only 85%, and after going out, it was 92%. I think it’s because he was taken in as a nanny by our master. 】

system:【……】

Nie Xiaoqian...!How did you become like this? ?You were not such a ghost before! !

The system really wanted to refute, but couldn't come up with any other explanation, especially when they met for the first time, Si Ji's streaking in the street added 25% to his influence.

Qing Fu has already said: "Well, good."

"So fast," the agent was surprised, and he took out the information, "Did you like the first set?"

"No," Qing Fu said, "I'm going to look at Feng Shui one by one."

"..." The agent's face turned green almost immediately, and it sounds like he is a difficult client!Customers want to see the house, and they are not allowed to accompany them?I'm afraid I'm going to break my leg again.

The intermediary also smiled professionally: "Well... okay, not now, there are other clients who have made an appointment first, can you be later? Let's meet on Xinxi Street."

Qing Fu turned his head: "Remember the driver..."

Si Ji reluctantly took the note and pen from the intermediary, and began to write.

Agent: "Oh, it's hard work. Isn't my brother a local?"

"Why not? Isn't this the hard work?" Si Ji pointed at the paper and said complacently, "I was so impressed. At that time, the teacher taught me how to memorize, and said digging money in the soil, luckily. "

intermediary:"……"

Qing Fu: "...What about lucky luck?"

"Oh, I remember this too... um...?" Si Jixun couldn't figure it out, but he scratched his head for a long time, hesitated for a long time with his pen, and didn't think of what to write.

Qing Fu: "...What education do you have?"

Si Ji scratched his neck: "I, I dropped out of high school in my third year, what's wrong! I don't talk about my education when I come out!"

It's not hard to tell the difference in the third year of high school!Qing Fu: "You go, I don't really want you anymore..."

·

Si Ji's cultural desert really made Qing Fu want to return the product.Can this be a secretary?Does he have to pay for pre-job training out of his own pocket?

"Brother, this is the sixth house. Where is the house with good Fengshui!" Si Ji wailed, and the agent next to him also showed a similar expression.

... You see, the work is not active.Qing Fu lowered his head, took out his mobile phone, and began to think about how to tell Grandma Si about this, when the mobile phone vibrated suddenly.

【Um? 】The system said suspiciously,【Suddenly there is a transfer...uh. 】

Qing Fu also saw that the amount transferred was not small, and there were only seven words on the note: child support, hard work.Sifu.

The system was shocked: [It's really just losing money!If you don't come in person to get in touch, just entrust it. What if it's unreliable?What else is alimony?Is it true that we help him raise his children? 】

Qing Fu calmly said: [How much money has been paid, and there are still parents who have to change their children to eat. 】

【…】The system got stuck for a moment, just about to complain, but suddenly remembered something, and finally fell silent.

In the era of the host... there were quite a lot of famines, right?

However, Qing Fu has already changed the subject: 【Well, for the sake of child support, it's not unbearable to not study well. 】

Qing Fu raised his head: "Si Ji, I remember, you are twenty this year."

In the third year of high school, I was about eighteen or nineteen years old. I dropped out of school for a year or two, and I might still have my school status.

Si Jishang nodded naively: "Yes, what's wrong."

Qingfu said kindly: "Since you are young, how can you not experience the beauty of the college entrance examination?"

…………

Si Ji was hit by a terrible death notice, and he still wanted to make trouble in the rest of the journey, Qing Fu only said: "I hope you understand, you will represent my face when you go out, if you lose face..."

The eldest brother will also lose face, and the eldest brother will lose face, so I don't know exactly what will happen...

"Even if you take the art test, give me one." Qing Fu said as if he had already given in.

"Do you think the art test is easy?!" Si Ji still wanted to struggle, "Also, if I go to class, who will drive, cook, and support my brother?"

Nie Xiaoqian thoughtfully cut off Si Ji's retreat for Qingfu: "It's all my job."

Qing Fu is also rare and gentle: "I seldom go out, even if I go out occasionally, I can choose a weekend and buy a house near the school, and go back and forth every day, without delaying your cooking and washing dishes."

Si Ji: "..."

ah! ! !What? ! !So it's not a choice between the two, but both? !

Si Ji was badly injured, and later when he went to look at houses near his original high school, he was like a wandering soul, walking beside Nie Xiaoqian was even more like a ghost than Nie Xiaoqian, even the agent who looked at ten apartments in a day sympathized: "It's better Think...! At least the vacant houses near the school, there are not many choices, and it is faster to pick up..."

"... Woo!" Si Ji let out a loud mournful cry.

Si Ji's original high school was quite good, but Qing Fu checked and found that he was ranked high in the city, making one wonder how he got in.Next to stationery, breakfast, restaurants, etc. are all available, and the infrastructure is very complete.After the intermediary was out of breath and said that it would continue tomorrow, Qing Fu took Si Ji to buy schoolbags, pens, etc. in advance, and Si Ji almost fainted in the stationery area on the spot.

Compared with Si Ji, Nie Xiaoqian seemed much more eager, and her eyes stayed on the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, reluctant to part.

"..." Qing Fu glanced at her, and raised his hand to take a set.

Nie Xiaoqian was taken aback, but the Qingfu was not over yet, from the paper to the paint, she took a set of every kind without blinking an eye, and there were some students who were picking stationery nearby, and they all cast shocked eyes when they saw this: Is it the courage of an adult?

Qing Fu: "Many utensils have changed a lot compared to the ancient times. You try them all, and write down the ones you use, so that you will know which one to buy in the future."

Nie Xiaoqian's heart was touched: "There is no need to buy so many..."

Qing Fu lowered his head and took out his mobile phone: "It's okay, I bought more stationery for myself."

Calling out a certain treasure, Qingfu showed the goods to be received, and Nie Xiaoqian couldn't help saying: "Two hundred sheets of natural bamboo pulp paper, Daoist drawing symbols, necessary for ascension... three hundred copies???"

Nie Xiaoqian's eyes were wide open, and further down, there were pens, cinnabar, agarwood, etc., except for pens, the others all started with three digits, but the pens were not too short!Buy three copies of each material, thickness, and even color!

Qingfu is also very reasonable: "Drawing talismans is a very ceremonial thing. The color and touch of the pens used will affect the thoughts. Of course, you have to try every kind, and the pens also need to be cleaned from time to time. Of course, you need to buy more. root, as a backup..."

The high school students next to me: "..."

Wow, what an adult's presumptuous face!

Qingfu lowered his voice: "It doesn't matter, it's the cost price when you buy it, and it will be doubled when you sell it after painting..."

Nie Xiaoqian: "..."

·

Although Si Ji had already collapsed, Qing Fu still ran for two more days before choosing a house with acceptable Feng Shui.Because it was summer vacation, the homeowner's daughter finished her college entrance examination, and the homeowner was about to dispose of the house. Qingfu went through the formalities, and waited for the homeowner's family to move out one after another, and moved in with their bags.

"Woooo... I'm old enough to go back to school," Si Ji carried his luggage and entered his room with tears in his eyes, "...Woo!! This room is still so small!"

He is a college entrance examination candidate, shouldn't he live in the largest... second, second largest room in the house?

"Is the move done? Go get the courier when you're done." Qing Fu stared at Si Ji, "There are three bedrooms, the master bedroom is the largest and has an independent bathroom for Xiao Nie. I live in the second largest room. Do you want to switch with me?"

Si Ji immediately said: "No, no...but it's really small, and I can't even fit Lego."

"Do you still have time to play Lego?" Nie Xiaoqian turned into a dark wind and came, as a qualified Qingfu dogleg, "You should only study in your room, and do you still have money?"

Si Ji: "...No, no more."

Qing Fu comforted Si Ji: "Didn't you say that you treat money like dung, and now you are clean and spotless. Well, hurry up and get the courier, my talisman baby is here."

Si Ji: "..."

He went out dejectedly, and came back as tired as a dog. The heavy express box was like the burden of life, which made him unable to lift his head: "Hold me, help me... By the way, what about the Stove Lord? consecration."

"Now," Qing Fu pondered, "wait a while, I'm going to prepare. I just finished asking God, and you go to cook."

Si Ji: "..."

Holding back his tears, he took out his mobile phone: "Well, then I can play with my mobile phone..."

Qing Fu stretched his head over and said vigilantly: "What are you playing, the game from last time? No, the game is a poisonous thing, you should stay away. How can you play it when I am preparing for the feast?"

Nie Xiaoqian spread out the pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the dining table next to her. She had already started to write, but she couldn't help raising her head when she heard the words, and after a while, she hummed: "You cook while you work, and you can't play games after you study..."

Si Ji: "..."

What's the matter, sister!Is the drama behind you vibrato or hee hee! ?