Career choices for superhumans

What happened to the first few sweepers at Bingsheng Middle School?

The seven inconceivables that every school has are also similar. Could it be that this school has opened up a new path?

For example, the chairman of the discipline committee of Bingsheng Middle School is a vampire, but he doesn't like pretty girls, but likes the blood of sweepers, and likes to roll twice on the ground.

This disciplinary committee's hobbies are a bit dirty.

Although he complained like this, Saiki Kusuo was only joking.

He already knew all this about the sweepers from the mental activity of a row of "airplane heads" around him.

The chairman of the Disciplinary Committee is called Hibari Kyoya, a cleanliness freak, and always dislikes the sweeping of the floor sweepers for not being thorough enough, so the floor sweepers have been replaced for a round.

It was just a difficult customer, Saiki Kusuo didn't panic.

But, he looked around, the original idea of ​​Bingsheng Hot Blood Middle School has dissipated, but looking at the rows of "airplane heads", it is said that they are all members of the Disciplinary Committee, and all of them are strong men in a hurry, like Those who have received military training generally hold their heads high and stand on the side with their hands behind their backs.

Even the port mafia doesn't have such a reputation, maybe this is the mafia's reserve school?

Anyway, even the Barber Academy and the Sweeping Academy, there is nothing more than a Mafia Academy.

Saiki Kusuo was brought into a room by Tetsuya Kusakabe, which should be a school conference room or something. There was a conference table in the center of the room, and there were already a few men sitting on the side, with their heads bowed in embarrassment. , Holding the corner of the eye and glancing at the "aircraft heads" on both sides.

It's scary, as expected of that guy from Bingsheng Middle School.

I heard that the sweepers who clean here will end up in the hospital. If the boss doesn't pay too much, I don't want to come.

I am the boss myself. When I heard that Bingsheng Middle School was recruiting sweepers, all the employees under him ran away, and I was the only one.

……

Even the port mafia can't fail to hire sweepers.

This Bingsheng Middle School is poisonous.

And that guy refers to the chairman of the Disciplinary Committee, Hibari Kyouya.

Is it so scary?

After all, as long as Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo are not on his mind, Saiki Kusuo will have nothing to fear.

Hibari Kyouya did not come, and the only person in charge here is the vice chairman Tetsuya Kusakabe.

Although he was only a 15-year-old boy, he looked mature and did things maturely. He coughed twice first, and focused everyone's attention on himself.

"I think everyone has misunderstood Bingsheng Middle School." Kusakabe Tetsuya said, "But everyone, don't worry, all work-related injuries will be reported."

... Generally speaking, isn't it more strange to mention work-related injuries at the beginning?It was almost like shouting "Don't come" again loudly.

Saiki Kusuo finally knew how the Disciplinary Committee's Great Demon King was passed on.

Seeing that everyone was even more frightened, basically everyone was trembling.

Tetsuya Kusakabe was also afraid that he would not be able to recruit anyone, so he explained, "The sweeper said that he heard strange noises, and he seemed to be digging. He didn't have a good rest at night, so he stepped on the ground and rolled Get under the stairs."

"It has nothing to do with our chairman."

Isn't Tetsuya Kusakabe trying to recruit their chairman?

It was okay not to say these things at first, at most it was because the sweepers were under too much mental pressure working in Bingsheng Middle School, but after adding this sentence, there was a taste of trying to cover up, and it became true if it was not.

That's what other candidates think anyway.

The aunt who was a nurse in my hospital said that Yunque-kun is a person who can be woken up by the falling of a cherry blossom. It could not be that the sound of sweeping the floor is too loud, so he was kicked downstairs.

So how did the aunt who is a nurse know this?Is Hibari Kyoya a frequent visitor to the hospital?Or does he often beat people to the hospital?

And even if I have a hearing range of 200 meters, I won’t be able to wake up just because a cherry blossom falls. If he is such a character, I’d better go check my ears as soon as possible.

Saiki Kusuo knew that Tetsuya Kusakabe was telling the truth.

Probably because the image of Kyoya Hibari's toubob in Nishimori Town is very powerful, the more rumors spread, the more unbelievable it becomes.

The process of recruiting a sweeper is also very simple. There is no written test. Tetsuya Kusakabe divides up several plots and asks them to clean them. After half an hour, whoever has the cleanest plot will get the job.

Saiki Kusuo was assigned to the section near the teaching building. It is said that the top floor above is the office of the Disciplinary Committee. Everyone heard Kusakabe Tetsuya say so respectfully: "Maybe the chairman will still see you working hard."

His original intention should be to cheer up, but the people around him immediately hid away, showing the excellent character of "loving children", and gave this area to the youngest Saiki Kusuo.

Hey, hey, Kusuo Saiki didn't have to move, those people took the initiative to hand him the broom and bucket. Judging from the current situation, this interview is definitely won.

The only trouble is, it's clean.

The vicinity of the teaching building belongs to the facade, and each class is on duty, so it is not dirty even if it is not cleaned much.

Even the disciplinary committee wouldn't deliberately throw trash on the ground for an interview.

If there are no garbage dumps, Saiki Kusuo will also find it difficult to deal with it, and lying to win becomes lying to losing.

The members of the Disciplinary Committee had no intention of supervising the work and all left separately, probably thinking that no one would dare to steal and play tricks, and wondered if anyone would go to class.

Saiki Kusuo felt that he could not place his hopes on the fact that no one else wanted this job. After all, they were also afraid of being beaten, and they would definitely pretend to sweep it a few times. At least there would be garbage. If he didn't, wouldn't it be too bad?

He glanced around, intending to look for garbage, but suddenly stopped looking, and tilted his head in doubt.

Why is there a coffee machine stuck inside the building?

Saiki Kusuo's "see-through" ability is mainly used on the human body. For example, after one second, he can see the skin, after three seconds, he can see the red meat, and after five seconds, only the bones are left.

However, when we say "perspective", we must also refer to seeing through buildings. Compared with the former, this kind can be controlled by Saiki Kusuo. The ground is the skulls of the students, and they will hit several walls one after another when walking.

Even if he walks like this without knowing his relatives, Saiki Kusuo will not be injured, but there will be a figure on the wall and it will be regarded as an alien on the hot search, which is really too troublesome.

Fortunately, this can still be controlled.

But perspective problems can also arise if you stare at an object for more than 10 minutes.

That's how Saiki Kusuo found a coffee machine inside the wall.

Logically speaking, this location should be the wall between the two classrooms on the first floor.

Are the walls hollow?

Saiki Kusuo was a little puzzled, and reached out and knocked on the vertical wall. He could hear the echo of "dong dong dong" coming from inside, and it was indeed hollow.

Although this is not a load-bearing wall, it is generally not treated in order to prevent the sound of lectures from other classrooms from coming in.

Cutting corners?

Judging from the fact that everyone is afraid of the Disciplinary Committee, it is not so.

But Bingsheng Middle School has been established for so long, Hibari Kyoya is still going to school here, and he was not there at the time, maybe one of them was fooled.

So, is this an area that needs cleaning?

Saiki Kusuo poked with a broom, using too much force all of a sudden, the broom went straight through the wall, he pulled out the broom, and the wall was pulled out by the broom like a fish tofu.

...is this considered damage to public property?

Saiki Kusuo looked around, it was time for class, and there was no one around, so he felt relieved for the time being.

I looked at the wall and found that it was just a fake wall made of foam.

……

So he just said, if the technique of controlling strength trained on the heads of so many people is really so easy to get out of control, everyone's heads will be gone.

Saiki Kusuo looked at the wall of the teaching building, there was a square hole in the wall, Saiki Kusuo gestured, it was about [-] centimeters high, although it was a bit narrow, but if he lay down, he could still climb in.

Some metal can be seen on the edge of the hole, which seems to be some kind of mechanism. If it is related to the square foam wall in his hand, Saiki Kusuo will know that it should be intended to decorate something, probably a door or something, but the construction has not yet been completed. When it's over, let's deal with it first.

Maybe it's the reserved ventilation duct or something, Saiki Kusuo thought uncertainly.

That is, why do you do it so sneakily?

Because Saiki Kusuo was still a newcomer, and coupled with the disciplinary committee's feeling that he controlled the audience, he only thought it was their hobby of Bingsheng Middle School.

But the coffee maker alone might be worth sweeping up as trash.

Anyway, putting it here is definitely the garbage left by those construction units.

Saiki Kusuo, who didn't know the price of this limited edition coffee machine and didn't bother to look it up, came to this decision logically under the pressure of saving the world because he couldn't clean up the garbage.

Climbing is impossible, Saiki Kusuo wants to get something, how can it be so troublesome?

He beckoned with "Mind Power", and the coffee machine flew directly to his hand.

ok, the garbage left by the construction workers succeeded.

Saiki Kusuo thought for a while, in order not to let others say that he destroyed public property, he put the foam false wall back, looked at the big hole in the middle of the wall, and used "backtracking time" by the way, seeing that it was perfectly restored As it is, you can rest assured.

It will be here in half an hour.

Kusakabe Tetsuya wants to check the results.

Sure enough, the preparations made by Saiki Kusuo were necessary. Although everyone didn't want to be selected, they didn't dare to do too much in front of the disciplinary committee. No matter what, a mountain of garbage was piled up in front of them.

It's basically fallen leaves, except for trees, no one dares to litter at Minesori Middle School under the rule of Hibari Kyoya.

In this regard, the cultivation of moral character is still outstanding.

But Saiki Kusuo was a bit subtle. In front of him was a coffee machine with exquisite patterns, which looked extremely expensive.

If it hadn't been confirmed that the chairman doesn't drink coffee, and there is no such coffee machine in the office, Tetsuya Kusakabe would almost suspect that he went to the chairman's office to clean up and came out by the way.

Anyway, just one word, it doesn't look like garbage, but like an expensive gift.

Saiki Kusuo: It's a little subtle.

Kusakabe Tetsuya pulled Saiki Kusuo aside and whispered, "You will have no hope of bribing the chairman like this."

He was heartbroken with a picture of "you are still a sweeper who graduated from a prestigious school, and you are not decent".

However, what I thought was,

...and even brought it out in a foolish manner in front of the public.

... who is not decent?

Saiki Kusuo wanted to explain one or two things, but at this moment, the two rows of "aircraft heads" suddenly stood at attention, and the leather shoes they were wearing made two loud "dong dong" noises on the ground, followed by It was a shout like a bell, "My lord chairman, good!"

It's tempting to go on, "Hi everyone!"

However, the person who came here did not have this sense of humor, and walked in without saying a word. The only sound he made was that he shook the coat behind his back, but the coat did not move with such a wide range. This skill needs to be honed for several months. In order to be pretentious like the wind.

From the words of Osamu Dazai.

Zhongyuan doesn't need it either, he can use gravity to control it freely.

Well, at least one thing is confirmed, the only similarity with the other world, that is, they don't dress well and like to wear clothes.

The author has something to say: Vice Chairman: You actually bribed

Qi Shen: It's just expensive garbage