Career choices for superhumans

It is eight in the morning, and the time on the interview notice is 09:30 in the morning, and there is still an hour and a half.

Saiki Kusuo was not in a hurry, he looked through his belongings first, he only had a mobile phone in his hand, this mobile phone was bought in Yokohama, unexpectedly it was brought here.

Opening it up, it was indeed that one. There were phone numbers of Oda Sakunosuke, Dazai Osamu, and Nakahara Chuya in the address book.

Could it be that this is also the world where all the great writers are the mafia?

He left the hairdressing industry and turned to work as a floor sweeper, which is really unreasonable.

Saiki Kusuo thought about it, so he called Oda Sakunosuke.

Sorry, the number you dialed is an empty number.

This phone is new, and the previous one was destroyed with Oda Sakunosuke, so there is no problem of making a wrong call.

Ya Lie Ya Lie, fortunately not.

He is no longer the hairdresser Saiki Kusuo, and now he is interviewing the sweeper Saiki Kusuo, and he has to be torn from the past.

No more "hee hee hee".

Thinking like this, Kusuo Saiki opened the text message, he was in a hurry to leave that world, and there were still some text messages that he did not read.

Oda Sakunosuke: I have already arrived in Tokyo, and the publishing house intends to publish my first novel Edo Killer in a monthly magazine, titled Bunkai.

Although Oda Sakunosuke pretended to be casual and released his own novel, but in fact, he is looking forward to it, looking forward to reading it himself.

But I guess there is no chance.

Saiki Kusuo lowered his eyes and looked at the next item.

Osamu Dazai: The slug is coming back, how about you saying that I blew up his car when I defected? ,Hee hee hee.

Have you been upper bodyed by Saiki chestnut?But speaking of it, Saiki Chestnut was wiped out by Osamu Dazai.

I have to say that Zhongyuanzhong is really too pitiful.

Chuya Nakahara: I heard that the justice barber shop is gone?It happened that the leader called me back, let's decorate together.

Compared with Osamu Dazai, Chuya Nakahara, who both contributed money and wanted to contribute, is indeed an angel, the only remaining conscience of the port mafia.

But these have nothing to do with him, Saiki Kusuo turned off the phone.

There is also a wallet, there is no bank card in the wallet, probably because Saiki Kusuo didn't need compensation for the fact that the sweeping of the floor could not sweep out the separation of the heads, only a few small change, converted to coffee jelly can only buy five cups, deeply wrote full of poverty.

There is also an ID card that I carry with me, and the name and age of "Saiki Kusuo" are still written on it.

As far as the interview is concerned, it’s a bit hypocritical. This age can’t be high or low. It’s not enough to say that it’s a child laborer, but it’s not necessarily true that it can be a social person.

In addition, there is a graduation certificate, the graduation certificate of the Fancy Angle Sweeping Engineering Institute of the Royal Home Economics University.

... After the scourge of Milan, is England next?

Kusuo Saiki of the School of Home Economics can still understand, but what is going on with this independent school of the Fancy Angle Sweeping Engineering School?

Fancy sweeping, the kind of Shaolin stick technique while sweeping?

And obviously it should be a Japanese god, why are you so keen on angle?

Saiki Kusuo suspected that the light group god couldn't ask for a certain angle from the west, and that's why he had such a soft spot for angle.

But in any case, with this certificate, Saiki Kusuo felt that the disadvantage of age would be much less. After all, there is a big difference between those without a certificate and those with a certificate.

The only problem now is that he doesn't know the way to Bingsheng Middle School.

But it’s okay, even though it was a mobile phone bought in Yokohama, another world, it can still be used seamlessly. Saiki Kusuo was not short of money at the time, and he even bought a supreme network card, which charged a lot of phone charges, and brought it to this world , saving a fortune.

Saiki Kusuo used the navigation to guide him to Bingsheng Middle School, which is not far from his previous location. After all, this time the light group gods did not use the airdrop method, but the teleportation array. Since there is a teleportation array, why did they use it for the first time? so violent?

Bingsheng Middle School looks like an ordinary school from the outside, but it occupies a large area and is beautifully decorated. It looks like it is rich.

The only unusual thing is that the security guard at the door has a very conspicuous "airplane head". Is it really okay for a school security guard to look like a delinquent boy?

Moreover, this "aircraft head" is not round enough, and it is too long. Although it does not look like a hammer, it looks like a French baguette.

A former hairdresser, a professional "airplane head", who made twelve "airplane heads" in half a day and holds the Johnny record, Saiki Kusuo thought critically.

But this is a matter of the principal's taste, and Saiki Kusuo didn't think much of it, but this is also good news.

In terms of bone age, the "airplane head" in front of him is only 15 years old, and he can be a security guard at the age of 15, so it's okay for him to interview to become a sweeper.

Be sure to complete the task of the chairman.

So why the chairman?

Shouldn't it be the principal?

Saiki Kusuo only watched Bingsheng Middle School for 3 minutes, when the security guard at the gate came over and asked, "Who are you? What are you doing here?"

Saiki Kusuo handed him the interview notice in his hand.

There was a moment of surprise on the other party's face, and he looked Saiki Kusuo up and down, but he didn't say much, opened the door and let Saiki Kusuo in.

"You look so young." "Airplane Head" said, "Do you come to be a sweeper at such a young age?"

His tone was almost like "Come to die at a young age, isn't it good to live?"

To be honest, generally speaking, this kind of thing is what he said to others.

Sudden being told by others, Saiki Kusuo was a little uncomfortable being looked down upon besides the novelty.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And he didn't come to be a security guard at such a young age.

But soon Saiki Kusuo was slapped in the face.

The other party introduced himself: "I'm Tetsuya Kusakabe, the vice chairman of the Disciplinary Committee of Minamori Middle School."

...Wait a minute, are the discipline committee members of Bingsheng Middle School actually all security guards?

Saiki Kusuo finally understood that the Kusakabe Tetsuya in front of him was indeed a student, and it was no wonder that he was mistaken for a security guard. He looked too anxious, but in fact, Sentangli also looked a little anxious. Saiki Kusuo never judged people by their faces , It all depends on the bones, as long as his bones are not growing, it doesn't matter.

It's just that it's a working day, not a weekend, and it's not the time for discipline inspection when you enter the school gate in the morning. Logically speaking, students should go to school. He is on duty at the gate, and even though he is wearing a uniform, it is difficult for people to Don't get me wrong.

Kusakabe Tetsuya said: "I will be responsible for receiving applicants."

"The chairman may come to take a look at the situation later," Kusakabe Tetsuya said.

Shouldn't it be the school personnel department?

Even if Saiki Kusuo had never done these things, he knew a little about the normal process.

Within 3 minutes of entering Bingsheng Middle School, Saiki Kusuo was guessing whether Bingsheng Middle School was a hot-blooded high school.

Each can be 1 against 10.

But when a sorrel-haired boy rushed in from outside the school through the open door and shouted "Die, I'm late, I'm late", Saiki Kusuo finally had a sense of "this is a normal school." "a feeling of.

"It's good luck. The school gate is still open at this time. It is very difficult for me to climb the wall." Her hair was also messy, and the skin on her hands was scratched, but luckily there was no bleeding.

"You've been late for a long time, Sawada Tsunayoshi-san." Kusakabe Tetsuya said.

Obviously Saiki Kusuo and Kusakabe Tetsuya stood aside, watching each other rush into the school gate like no one, but he seemed to really not know this and jumped up exaggeratedly.

This is not an exaggerated tone of voice, but he really collapsed like a rabbit, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Sawada Tsunayoshi's voice is getting weaker and weaker. It is really hard to say what happened when he was frightened by a Chihuahua and then fell into the construction pit in a panic and finally climbed out.

However, what Saiki Kusuo just wanted to say was that they all fell into the construction pit and ran to school with a broken body. Sure enough, he should be a top student. Most people must have gone back to rest.

"Not as an example." Kusakabe Tetsuya looked up and down Sawada Tsunayoshi, probably because seeing him is too miserable, and it is rare to show kindness, "But if you are caught again next time, you will get double points."

Sawada Tsunayoshi gave a ninety-degree bow to Tetsuya Kusakabe very gratefully, glanced at Kusuo Saiki next to him when he raised his body, and asked hesitantly, "Is this a new transfer student?"

"No, no," Tetsuya Kusakabe said, "He is an excellent graduate of the Fancy Angle Sweeper Institute of the Royal University of Home Economics in the UK, and he is applying for the job of a school sweeper."

"Is this school a funny place?" Sawada Tsunayoshi complained, "Fancy angle sweeping? How to do this? Sweeping the floor while going up to the sky?"

Yeah, what a familiar slot.

As far as making complaints about it, Saiki Kusuo felt that he and Sawada Tsunayoshi would be very compatible.

However, what are you talking about, I never complain.

Saiki Kusuo immediately opposed himself again.

In addition, the last professional barber graduated from the fancy perfect angle hairdressing major. Judging from this glorious resume, it is definitely not me who will go to heaven in the end anyway.

Saiki Kusuo thought so.

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked worriedly at Saiki Kusuo again with wet, animal-like eyes.

It turns out that what Ma Ma said is true, if you don't study hard, you can only sweep the floor.

No, Saiki Kusuo checked before, and the score of this major is still very high. Anyone with this score can go to Harvard.

If you don't study well, you will definitely not be able to sweep the ground.

But why is it so hard to think about it and come to Bingsheng Middle School to sweep the floor?

Senior Skylark is too scary, the first few are...

Tetsuya Kusakabe suddenly said, "Aren't you hurrying to class?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi shuddered, and ran away without looking back, but after a while, he fell on the flat ground with his left foot on his right foot. As he ran away, he disappeared without a trace with his short legs, as if he was being chased by a tiger behind him.

So, what happened to the first few?

Saiki Kusuo was not worried, but he seemed to want to hear the follow-up after meeting a broken dog, so he glanced at Tetsuya Kusakabe.

Even though he is still a student, he didn't attend class, and he still has the right to drive away his storyteller. The disciplinary committee has quite a lot of power.

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