Career choices for superhumans

"...The police report that Andre Gide, the leader of the recent criminal group Mimic, has been captured, and a man who was shot was found at the scene. His identity has been confirmed as Oda Sakunosuke, Andre Gide's accomplice Being hunted down..."

Early in the morning, the corresponding news was broadcast in the news network.

This is the highlight moment of the policeman who has been aggrieved for a long time in Yokohama. When he was interviewed by the TV station, he was completely elated.

In order to express his gratitude to the anonymous person for donating the special stereotyped water, the media correspondent in charge of receiving the interview also made an "aircraft head" with the stereotyped water.

As long as this, please forget it, not happy.

In the news, the body of "Oda Sakunosuke" was wrapped in a white cloth and placed in the car.

This is Dazai Osamu's strategy, he wants Oda Sakuyuki to help him die.

It's a suspended animation, a modified suspended animation.

"If you don't die here, you will never be safe." Osamu Dazai said, "Maybe there will be a second, a third André Gide, you have to jump out of this chessboard."

Osamu Dazai teamed up with Ango Sakaguchi to make a fake corpse of Sakunosuke Oda, and bribed the forensic doctor. He would show a confirmation letter confirming that the deceased was Sakunosuke Oda.

However, to be more realistic, the seriously injured Oda Sakunosuke was carried to the hospital by an ambulance, and then died after the rescue failed.

After all, Oda Sakunosuke's injury is obvious to all, and only if it is done to this extent, will it not be investigated again.

And now the seriously injured Oda Sakunosuke is sitting at Saiki Kusuo's home, watching the news broadcasting the fact that Oda Sakunosuke died.

"How about seeing your own death?" Osamu Dazai asked after taking a sip of coffee.

Oda Sakunosuke pondered for a moment before replying, "It's a little subtle."

It was really strange to hear the news of my own death.

"Then are you going to attend your own funeral?" Osamu Dazai leaned over and made a suggestion, "It will be very interesting."

Seeing Dazai Osamu so excited, Oda Sakunosuke felt the pain in his chest after being shot, "Let's forget it, and Dazai probably wants me to carry the coffin myself."

"Am I such a devil?" Osamu Dazai said, "But if Odasaku wants to carry the coffin, I don't mind spending some money to make an appointment for you to carry the coffin of the popular black people."

"No." Oda Sakunosuke expressed a clear refusal.

Saiki Kusuo looked at them speechlessly, "So, why did you come to me?"

Neither of them came here by the normal route, but climbed the windows uniformly. The only difference is that the uninjured Oda Sakunosuke climbed the window on the second floor, and the injured Oda Sakunosuke climbed the window on the first floor. Then the wound opened.

The dead guy, Saiki Kusuo will not bandage, but fortunately Oda Sakunosuke is self-reliant, and now he is not wearing any clothes, and his body is wrapped in bandages. Osamu Dazai kindly provided it.

Osamu Dazai said sullenly, "Because I want Ms. Saiki Chestnut to teleport."

"After all, everything around here is dangerous."

Osamu Dazai is not wrong to say this. Andre Gide has been arrested, but his companions have not yet, and they are also planning a plan to rob the prison, like a group of mad dogs who have lost their leader.

Also because of this, even though Andre Gide was caught off guard by the police, Mori Ogai still exchanged for the "power license" to clean up the mess and the safety of Ango Sakaguchi.

Saiki Kusuo has no opinion on this, and the current situation of Oda Sakunosuke is really dangerous.

But before that, Oda Sakunosuke asked, "The justice barber shop has been destroyed like this, what are you going to do?"

"Justice Barbershop" is Sanada Mizuyuki's shop, it must be repaired, because it is a terrorist attack and there are subsidies, and Saiki Kusuo is not short of money, the money that was originally used to compensate the head is now used to rebuild "Justice Barbershop" "There is no problem, and he even plans to spend more money so that the workers can complete the work as soon as possible.

If it takes half a year to complete the task and go back, it will be too troublesome. Saiki Kusuo feels that after this incident is over, the runaway Disney princess will bring Alice to trouble him again.

Saiki Kusuo said, "Fix it."

Oda Sakunosuke nodded, "Are you planning to leave Yokohama together?"

In Yokohama, it was also dangerous for Saiki.

Having said that, Saiki Kusuo still said politely, "We have to wait for Uncle Sanada to come back."

At that time, I also left Yokohama, no, I should say leave this world.

"So," Saiki Kusuo looked at Oda Sakunosuke's hair, "do you want to cut it?"

Oda Sakunosuke was stunned for a second, but Dazai Osamu took a step forward, "Are you some kind of ruthless hair-cutting monster? You also want to cut your hair at this time?"

Saiki Kusuo ignored Dazai Osamu, looked at Oda Sakunosuke, he was half a beat behind, and then nodded with a smile on his face, "Okay."

"No, you really have to cut your hair here?" Osamu Dazai couldn't believe it.

"Because I promised Saiki that if I come back, I will ask him to give me a haircut." Oda Sakunosuke said, "And when this kind of catastrophe survives, shouldn't I have a haircut?"

"You should take a bath with grapefruit water." Dazai Osamu complained, conjuring a SLR out of nowhere in his hand, holding it in his hand and said: "If it is done too badly, it will become the eternal existence of black history. My Oh, in the camera."

Oda Sakunosuke took advantage of the situation and compared a "v".

"This won't work, you have to do it like Mr. Mori." After making a "v" sign, Osamu Dazai tapped his index and middle fingers up and down, "The recent popularity of Disney princesses."

Sakunosuke Oda falls into pop chaos.

Saiki Kusuo didn't want Dazai Osamu to continue like this, interrupted him, and wrapped a scarf around Oda Sakunosuke.

"Wow, do you have this here too?" Osamu Dazai exaggerated.

This is newly bought. If it really takes half a year for the "Justice Barbershop" to reopen, Saiki Kusuo is considering going to the door to set up a stall, so he bought some equipment, but scissors and other things are always on hand.

To be honest, everything about the business location should be fictitious, isn't it the person who is important?

In the current situation, Oda Sakunosuke can't wash his hair, but although Oda Sakunosuke's hair has dull hair, and when he gets up in the morning, he will get lost in his own way, but it is not the natural curl of Osamu Dazai. Under the guidance, they can still return to their respective positions, so even dry cutting is not difficult.

What's more, the current Saiki Kusuo is no longer a rookie pretending to be a barber. He is now completely comparable to a real barber in terms of skills, and he has also acquired some unnecessary knowledge, such as "how to make yourself Looks like a liar" kind of thing.

But more importantly, Oda Sakunosuke's new hairstyle.

He wants to be a writer, buy a house by the sea, and live a peaceful life.

Since this is the case, it really should be Wenhao's hairstyle.

Although he thought about having a younger sister's haircut, it was actually Nakahara Chuya's, and it was not like Nakahara's hairstyle, Oda Sakudai.

Saiki Kusuo remembered the hairstyle of the literary giant Oda Sakunosuke. At that time, this kind of literary youth liked to comb their hair back and then use styling water to shape it.

Now it doesn't fit the current fashion, and Oda Sakunosuke's hair is the shortest hair cut by Kusuo Saiki so far. To be honest, this is not a good styling.

Saiki Kusuo thought about it, and made a revision of Nakahara Chuya's hairstyle, not a younger sister's cut.

Blow his front bangs back with a hair dryer first, but he doesn’t need to support the two corners of the hat to make him taller. The two long legs of Oda Sakunosuke are already tall enough, so Saiki Kusuo also Without such a wild and unruly hairstyle, he can only be regarded as an artist with personality. Saiki Kusuo also reluctantly tied him an artistic braid.

"Whether your dream is to write a novel, or to sing rock and roll."

Dazai Osamu looked Oda Sakunosuke up and down, and asked very sincerely.

"Maybe we can go together?" Oda Sakunosuke looked at himself in the mirror and said.

"If you write a novel, you also need to accumulate materials."

"Well," Oda Sakunosuke turned his head to look at Saiki Kusuo, and said with a smile, "It's really a good hairstyle."

From the place of his heart, a careful heart of customer satisfaction drilled out and fell on Saiki Kusuo.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

But even if you are not in the "Justice Barber Shop", you can still gain customer satisfaction. Maybe it's because Saiki Kusuo has upgraded, and he already has a competent hairdressing skill as a barber?

Saiki Kusuo didn't understand this.

At this time, Osamu Dazai stretched out his waist, "You should go too, or someone will react."

Oda Sakunosuke nodded, looked at Osamu Dazai and said, "Dazai, do you want to think about it?"

"What?" Dazai asked suspiciously, looking back at him.

"Since it's the same for you, since both sides are the same, go be a good person." Oda Sakunosuke looked at him and suggested seriously.

"What are you talking about?" Osamu Dazai laughed loudly, "I am a good person?"

"Are you joking?"

To be honest, if one day sees Osamu Dazai helping the old lady cross the road, Saiki Kusuo will feel that he has seen the illusion of the end of the world because of "leakage of super power".

But Sakunosuke Oda said very seriously, "Because I think Dazai can do it, and he is very suitable to be the one who saves people."

On the contrary, Osamu Dazai was silent, "Well, although I thought Odasaku should be my favorite from the beginning, I didn't expect you to be so interesting."

Oda Sakunosuke didn't wait for Dazai Osamu's response, Saiki Kuriko took him back.

He needs to apply for a new identity, which Ango Sakaguchi will help him do.

Now there was only one uninvited guest left in the house, and Saiki Kusuo set his sights on Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai lowered his head, and it was impossible to know what he was thinking when his telepathy failed. Saiki Kusuo didn't care about his emotional changes, but was just thinking about how to get him out of the house.

At this time, Osamu Dazai raised his head and said, "That guy Odasaku really gave me a big problem."

Saiki Kusuo ignored him, and Dazai Osamu said to himself: "But it seems that being a good person is also very interesting."

This guy actually really listened to it?

Saiki Kusuo felt that it was difficult for the other party to do this. Osamu Dazai's file was so black that it couldn't be more black, not to mention, there was also the port mafia. The case of falling.

Yahhhhhhhh, no matter what choice Osamu Dazai makes, it has nothing to do with him. He is still a victim of the bombing.

But after a month, the matter calmed down, and Andre Gide was sent abroad because of his status as a foreigner, and Saiki Kusuo was able to go out.

He used the excuse that "Kuriko Saiki saved him to go out and do activities", but out of nowhere, it turned out that Kuriko Saiki was very angry and locked up Kusuo Saiki for more than a month before releasing him.

As a result, seeing Saiki Kusuo appear, when we met for the first time, it was "you are still alive", to the extent of "so it is".

Yokohama, your thoughts are really dangerous.

Then, Osamu Dazai approached the door again, this time he didn't climb the window, and swaggered open the door with a ball of steel wire, skillfully as if using a key to open the door.

"I've made a decision." Osamu Dazai said in a sweet voice.

Because Oda Sakunosuke had changed his appearance, Dazai Osamu couldn't chat with his former friends, and came to harass Saiki Kusuo every now and then.

Saiki Kusuo was afraid that Saiki Kuriko would find something wrong with Dazai Osamu, so he would surprise Saiki Kuriko, and asked her to stay with Oda Sakunosuke to help, of course he was right to Dazai Osamu, Kuroko thought he was too annoying, and didn't want to watch it Meizi commits a nympho.

Osamu Dazai said, "Aren't you curious?"

Saiki Kusuo has no time to take care of Osamu Dazai at all. If he can't get the satisfaction of customers, he can only think about giving Fukuzawa Yukichi a very bad haircut, and then give him a perfect repair.

If Fukuzawa Yukichi likes cats so much, he will definitely want a cat ear of the same style.

So now when he heard Dazai Osamu's question, he just looked at him blankly.

Osamu Dazai sighed, like a cat drooping its tail and said listlessly, "I'm going to defect."

“An organization is also approaching me,” Dazai said. “They will whitewash my file if I will work for them.”

Saiki Kusuo thought, this organization might be doomed.

"This organization is dedicated to saving the world."

It's over, the world is going to be ruined.

Osamu Dazai continued: "However, the fact that my colleagues are all men is really hard to bear. If you want to die for love, it is better to be a beautiful young lady."

...Did your colleague let you die for love?

"So," Osamu Dazai blinked, "do you want to give me a haircut as I am about to start a new life?"

This is the first time since today that Saiki Kusuo looked directly at Osamu Dazai. With the double efforts of the anti-hair loss shampoo and the old Chinese medicine doctor, of course the most important thing is time. The hair of Osamu Dazai who was originally cut short has already grown long ago , There is no longer the youthful look at the beginning.

Does he miss his overflowing youth?

Osamu Dazai immediately said as if he had the ability to read minds: "Don't be youthful."

Then he is envious of the hairstyle of Apollo, the elite Neptune of Chuya in Central Plains, and Apollo among men, and wants the same style?

Osamu Dazai said, "Don't be an elite fan."

Presumably Osamu Dazai would not want the colorful Mary Sue cat ears, which are cut with Disney's runaway princess.

What a difficult guest.

Because Osamu Dazai would definitely not be careful about customer satisfaction, Saiki Kusuo was also very perfunctory, letting Osamu Dazai use the bathroom at home to wash his hair, not even the regular one-hour scalp care.

I was supposed to wash my hair at home, and I didn't have the corresponding hair washing tools, which is also normal.

But because he didn't want to enjoy Saiki Kusuo's "pickled" hair washing method, and then get bald again, Dazai Osamu didn't say much about wishing Saiki Kusuo would go into the bathroom to wash his hair.

After a while, Osamu Dazai came out wet, and Saiki Kusuo asked him to sit on the dining room table.

Facing Dazai Osamu's hair again, Saiki Kusuo didn't panic at all, this time it was wet-cut, and there would never be a wrong cut.

But when it comes to cutting Dazai Osamu's hair, Saiki Kusuo first let Saiki Chestnut and Saiki Umeko out of the sight of others. If they suddenly disappeared in front of Oda Sakunosuke, he would be very difficult to deal with.

Then I started thinking about Osamu Dazai's hairstyle. I was deeply influenced by Mori Ogai, and my mind was full of Kappa, Mediterranean and bald.

If you really have to do this, Osamu Dazai will become Osamu Dazai who will destroy the world.

Saiki Kusuo doesn't want to save the world, but it's not black and white, he just wants to destroy the world.

And without the care of customer satisfaction, Saiki Kusuo didn't design any hairstyles, just cut Dazai Osamu's hair short, revealing his pair of dark eyes.

"Mr. Barber, you are being perfunctory like this." Osamu Dazai looked at his new look a little dissatisfied.

Saiki Kusuo threw out two books in a "duang" manner, both of which were from Mori Ogai's collection. Osamu Dazai immediately made a zipper movement with his hand and closed his mouth.

But Saiki Kusuo still said for the professionalism of his barber: "If you can see the road under your feet, it's fine."

Osamu Dazai smiled, "Well, I barely passed."

A careful heart of customer satisfaction floated out of him, and he turned his head three times at a step, almost thinking that the other party was going to go back, but luckily he didn't.

Otherwise, Osamu Dazai will enjoy the consequences of deceiving him.

"Thank you Oda for doing this." Dazai Osamu thanked Saiki Kusuo.

This was originally what he wanted to do, Saiki Kusuo didn't have any idea of ​​helping Dazai Osamu.

"Well," Osamu Dazai seemed to know what he was thinking and didn't say anything more. Originally, apologizing was not part of his character.

Osamu Dazai left Saiki Kusuo's house, "I'll come to you for a haircut later."

However Saiki Kusuo has received the message that this world is finished.

This will probably never be possible.

Saiki Kusuo was in a good mood, finally able to get rid of the black mud of the world.

But then he thought that there were still several jobs waiting for him, and he became a little annoyed.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhh, it can't be worse than a barber.

Then Kusuo Saiki, who changed the world, became a sweeper. No, this is not appropriate. He should be an interviewer who needs to apply for the profession of sweeper, so he is not even a sweeper.

He actually needs an interview for this job, if the interview fails, he will directly gg.

Saiki Kusuo looked at the interview notice on hand, which said "Binsheng Middle School".

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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