Career choices for superhumans

The boy who walked over was not tall. After seeing Osamu Dazai's fine legs, 1.6 meters nine is not a big deal, but judging from the bone age, he is only 15 years old, and his future height is still very promising.

It's not like the Central Plains, which is always in Schrödinger's growth period.

This boy is Hibari Kyoya, the chairman of the Disciplinary Committee of Minesori Middle School.

From the perspective of the aura, it is indeed unmatched. It seems that the low pressure is approaching along the way, and it is dull before the storm. Everyone bowed their heads as if they saw the king.

However, because of the barber's legacy of professional habits, Saiki Kusuo took a look at the other's hairstyle for the first time, black short hair, thick bangs of the same style as Osamu Dazai, not curly, and Edogawa Ranpo's The three-point bangs are more similar, which makes people want to cut them off neatly.

Leaving aside whether IQ is Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo, at least the hairstyle is Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo.

But if Hibari Kyoya lets himself use the scissors, he will be full of youth in the same style as Dazai Osamu.

Although the "airplane heads" followed behind instead of opening the way in front, isn't this scene another replica of twenty "airplane heads" pressing Osamu Dazai on the red carpet?

However, Osamu Dazai was a schoolmaster who was pushed down on the red carpet by the mafia at that time, but now he is the mafia boss and his younger brother?

These "aircraft heads" can be perfectly suppressed in the aura field.

Ya Lie Ya Lie, after all, hairstyle has a great influence on a person.

Saiki Kusuo is no longer a barber, and he has no intention of trimming his hair.

It's just that even the applicants all lowered their heads in panic in front of Hibari Kyoya. Maybe the interviewer has to be so terrified when they see the interviewer?

Saiki Kusuo's acting skills have made a qualitative leap after having experienced "hee hee hee", but his reaction is still half a beat behind.

Saiki Kusuo, who still raised his head and stared at Hibari Kyouya, looked very unconventional.

He stood out from the crowd so much that Hibari Kyouya spotted it at a glance.

Originally, Hibari Kyouya's eyes swept across the applicants, and when he saw everyone's panic, he frowned boringly, tsk.

When he saw the expressionless and very obvious Saiki Kusuo, his gaze changed from sweeping to looking up and down.

Pink hair, gamepad pins, weird taste.

...Do you have an adoptive father named Mori Ogai?

This is basically the evaluation of the Port Mafia series.

At this moment, Kusakabe Tetsuya took a step forward and reported the situation to Hibari Kyouya in a low voice.

Compared with the above-mentioned applicants, Saiki Kusuo's expensive coffee machine garbage is really weird, like an aboveboard bribery scene.

This is really rubbish.

Saiki Kusuo emphasized blankly.

But if you don't say it with your mouth or telepathy, it doesn't make sense.

Kusakabe Tetsuya also wanted to help Saiki Kusuo, he had a good feeling for him, the most important thing was that Saiki Kusuo also performed very well when he saw the chairman, not like a cat seeing a mouse.

So I helped him with good words, but the main content was "Admission Brochure for Fancy Angle Sweeping Engineering College of Royal Home Economics University".

It's like a shameful play of public execution.

However, since "hee hee hee" almost died, Saiki Kusuo has been immune to this upgrade, and he is no longer the superpower who will encounter shame when he hears "fancy angle haircut", there is no abnormality at all .

After introducing the awesomeness of Saiki Kusuo's school, he added.

"Generally, graduates here can hold multiple jobs, and they are especially good at playing."

It doesn't matter if you have several roles, what can you do in particular?

Sweepers still need to be able to work. Are they recruiting for Shaolin Temple?

Fortunately, I checked it out, and I heard that they are usually sweepers, but in sudden situations, they are super agents.

Graduates are sweeping the Queen of England.

Although Qi Mu looks thin and thin, but he has a real diploma, no problem, he will definitely be able to fight.

If you can fight, the chairman will be very happy.

This kind of blatant bribery is a small problem.

So, as a sweeper, why is it a bonus to be able to fight?

Do you want to work part-time as a sandbag to clear away the haze in Hibari Kyoya's heart?

Isn't this the job of a psychiatrist?

Saiki Kusuo hasn't figured out the equation between being a sweeper and being able to fight.

At this time, Hibari Kyoya, who had no interest at all, glanced at Saiki Kusuo with his red phoenix eyes, "Huh? Interesting."

"Then try it."

There was almost no mental activity, a strong wind swept from top to bottom, Saiki Kusuo subconsciously picked up the broom in his hand to block.

A dull crash sounded.

The crutches in the hands of Hibari Kyoya headed down towards Saiki Kusuo. Judging from the eyes of others, if Saiki Kusuo hadn't reacted fast enough, another person would be directly disfigured and hospitalized.

But Saiki Kusuo knew that Hibari Kyoya still held back his strength, even if he couldn't catch it, he wouldn't be disfigured in the end. It is getting faster and faster, but for him, it is also a milk cat stretching its claws, and everything is in slow motion.

Seeing that Saiki Kusuo actually blocked his successive attacks, Hibari Kyouya's originally indifferent expression suddenly became interested.

However, Saiki Kusuo himself was a little bored.

Then, under a powerful attack by Hibari Kyoya, Saiki Kusuo's broom stick snapped off.

This is the end of this offensive and defensive battle,

After fighting for several rounds, it was found that Saiki Kusuo only defended and did not attack. Hibari Kyouya became angry, and then accidentally used too much force. This is the obvious reason, but Saiki Kusuo did it on purpose. He saw the timing of Hibari Kyoya's attack, and pointed the weak part of the broom at his crutches, otherwise there would have been a dozen more rounds.

Hibari Kyouya ignored the broom that was broken in two, looked at Saiki Kusuo full of fighting spirit and asked, "Aren't you serious?"

You don't even have any weapons, so you use your hands to block your crutches?

But for Saiki Kusuo, it wasn't necessary, and if he really wanted to fight, even the broom wouldn't break.

I have to say that Saiki Kusuo also wanted to ask Hibari Kyouya, is he serious?

I punched down, and the whole Bingsheng was gone.

Of course you can't say that, Saiki Kusuo just replied, "Professionalism."

Hearing this, Hibari Kyouya raised his eyebrows, put away his crutches, didn't say anything, just glanced at Saiki Kusuo, and then walked away.

A professional sweeper...?

Barely pass.

Kusakabe Tetsuya clapped his hands, "Congratulations, you have been admitted."

Saiki Kusuo: ...

Hibari Kyoya didn't even glance at the priceless coffee machine swept out by Saiki Kusuo, and walked away. Now all he can see is the black uniform like a flag, with the sleeves of the "disciplinary committee" tied on it. belt, and heard his coat rustle.

Of course, what you can see the most is the spectacular "aircraft head" behind you.

So, what is the purpose of this interview competition for hygiene?

Obviously it was just a fight.

In fact, they were recruiting staff for sparring. No wonder the remaining applicants were not unhappy at all, but applauded each other, as if they had escaped.

They looked like they couldn't fight at all from muscle to bone.

Probably aware that everyone was singing and dancing before the New Year’s Eve, Kusakabe Tetsuya thought that I had to explain to the gentle chairman, and said to Saiki Kusuo: "Don't worry, the chairman usually doesn't do anything."

Whether it is the other party's heart or language, there are problems, let alone whether Saiki Kusuo will answer or not, Hibari Kyoya himself will not agree.

Generally, no one is worthy of the chairman's hands.

Hey, hey, your inner voice has been completely exposed.

So the point is, everyone is a rookie, and Hibari Kyoya doesn't bother to fight?

To be honest, if he met such a person on the road, Saiki Kusuo would definitely run away immediately.

But Saiki Kusuo is not an ordinary sweeper. If he doesn't sweep the floor well, he can only save the world. In this regard, he can only work hard.

Moreover, compared to getting along with customers and chatting about homework, "hehehe" said with a smile, this sweeper basically does not need to communicate with people, it is simply a perfect job.

As the probably direct boss, Saiki Kusuo looked at Tetsuya Kusakabe who was not at all embarrassed when no one responded, but he could only nod his head.

Kusakabe Tetsuya didn't care either.

Sure enough, he is a very good sweeper, and maybe he can become a member of our discipline committee in the future.

Is this a reward rather than a punishment?

And shouldn't the disciplinary committee be a student?

This guy wanted to stuff himself back into the school, it was terrifying.

Kusakabe Tetsuya picked up the coffee machine on the ground and put it in Saiki Kusuo's hand, "Take this kind of thing back, even if you want to be a floor sweeper, you can't give bribes."

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, generally speaking, you don't give bribes when you are a floor sweeper.

And looking at the few applicants next to him who were very happy to be unsuccessful, it is estimated that someone will give him a gift to apply for the job.

However, there is still one thing that needs to be explained. This is related to his professionalism. Saiki Kusuo said: "This is rubbish."

Kusakabe Tetsuya looked at him with a disapproving expression.

Originally, Saiki Kusuo wanted to tell him where he found the coffee machine, but before he could say anything, Kusakabe Tetsuya slipped him a copy of the "Hinmori Middle School Employee Handbook" and left alone.

"I'm also very busy, don't come to me if you have nothing to do."

In comparison, Oda Sakunosuke as the guide is simply an angel. It would be even better if he didn't ask himself to eat curry every time.

Except for coffee jelly, Saiki Kusuo refused to eat for several days.

The only thing Kusakabe Tetsuya said before leaving was, "Work hard, don't violate the employee handbook, or you will be responsible for the consequences."

Saiki Kusuo could only stand there holding the expensive coffee machine.

He first took a photo with his mobile phone, checked the price on the Internet, and looked at the zeros on it, Saiki Kusuo remained silent.

Kusakabe Tetsuya really thinks highly of himself, as far as the amount in his wallet is ten times higher, he can't afford this coffee machine.

At this moment, Saiki Kusuo also felt that this should not be some abandoned garbage, but it was really strange to find this expensive coffee machine in such a place.

It's impossible. Is there any big shot in Bingsheng Middle School who likes to sneak to the mezzanine between the two classrooms to listen to lectures and drink coffee?

Judging from this size, it's not impossible for adults to stuff it in, but they can only lie on their stomachs.

But Saiki Kusuo thought about it again, he had encountered the school discipline committee as the personnel department, the security department, maybe he could see the discipline committee in class after working for a few days.

At Bingsheng Middle School, the chairman of the Disciplinary Committee stands at the highest point. I have already deeply felt that there may be some school managers who have this eccentricity.

Saiki Kusuo thought so, and planned to put the coffee machine in the lost and found office.

Generally, middle schools are not equipped with maps, so Saiki Kusuo wanted to find someone to ask.

It's just time for lunch break, and the noise of students is everywhere.

"Bad Chai Gang, I was scared by a chihuahua and fell into the pit this morning." A somewhat annoying boy laughed exaggeratedly.

"Kanei-san, you didn't pull me when you saw it." Sawada Tsunayoshi said weakly.

I obviously asked you for help, but I turned my head and walked away.

"Baochai Gang, are you blaming me?" Jinjing said with his waist in his arms, "Why should I save a person who was scared by the Chihuahua and ran away with his head in his arms?"

Campus bullying.

Saiki Kusuo looked over with a blank expression.

The author has something to say: Last night, I watched my energetic brother go to bed a little late, so sleepy or2