Career choices for superhumans

This glass of milk was not for Osamu Dazai, he knew that he had already poured a glass of milk, and he was still holding a large beer mug of milk in his hand, Osamu Dazai could not drink so much even if he had a stomach connected to the Pacific Ocean.

This is for Saiki Kusuo.

Among this group of social people, the talented Saiki Kusuo does look like a boy, although compared to Dazai Osamu Tama, he is not youthful at all.

"Boss, you are so boring," Osamu Dazai said with his head raised, "You should serve him a cocktail."

Saiki Kusuo felt that milk was enough. Although he didn't like it, he didn't hate it either, and as an ordinary person, he naturally had to abide by the policy that the 20-year-old can only drink alcohol.

Osamu Dazai is still grinding on the boss, "We are all social people who earn money to support ourselves, so we can be regarded as criminally responsible according to the regulations."

The boss doesn't care about oil and salt, and looks like an old god who "will ignore you whatever you say."

Dazai looks like a child.

Thinking about it this way, Oda was right, Dazai was still a child.

This has nothing to do with my hairstyle anymore, it's purely my own behavior that caused the evaluation of a mature adult to fall from a child, Dazai-san.

Saiki Kusuo sat here, in a good mood.

Oda Sakunosuke interrupted Osamu Dazai, "Dazai, the boss is right."

"Well, Odasaku, you're not interesting at all." Osamu Dazai said, but he didn't continue pestering the boss to serve Saiki Kusuo a Bloody Mary. In just a short while, he had changed from an ordinary cocktail to the level of a Bloody Mary, Qi Kikusuo has no doubt that Osamu Dazai is waiting to get him drunk and utter the truth after drinking.

No, maybe I wanted to drink with him until the hospital.

But this is impossible.

Oda Sakunosuke said, "Dazai and Saiki are both children, so let's drink milk obediently."

While saying this, he asked the boss for a glass of distilled wine.

"It's here, daddy Odasaku!" Osamu Dazai puffed his cheeks, turned to the boss and said, "Do you really have to stop selling detergent wine? I don't care about detergent milk."

The boss spread his hands, "Sorry, I don't provide it."

"Ah, teacher." Dazai Osamu suddenly shouted, "But there is no place for today."

teacher?

Saiki Kusuo looked over, it was a cat, the ordinary three-flowered cat, it looked very petite and flexible, if you just looked at the appearance, you might think it was a small milk cat, but judging from the bone age, it was already a very old cat. big pussy too.

As far as most of the cats Saiki Kusuo has seen, the seemingly cute bleeding appearance is in the form of a high-ranking "Master Meow", which is just annoying, and it has the same effect as Ranpo Meow .

Edogawa Ranpo is probably the type who looks like a human but is actually a cat.

And the one in front of me looks like a cat on the outside, but is a human on the inside.

A normal cat doesn't think about the same problems as humans. He looks at himself like a wise man who sees through everything.

Saiki Kusuo turned his face away, pretending not to know, hoping that the other party can empathize and protect his vest.

"Because the teacher is very understanding of human nature, he will give up his position if there are others." Dazai Osamu explained to Oda Sakunosuke who asked aloud.

Ango Sakaguchi seems to be very used to this kind of scene, and as the controller, he started to bring the topic back, "Let's discuss your business, I'm very busy working in the intelligence department."

"To pick out antiques and the like."

Are you an intelligence department or a finance department?

Ango Sakaguchi raised his glasses upwards, and he seemed to be saying with body language, "I have tens of millions every minute, which is different from you guys who have nothing to do." Then this real businessman He set his sights on Saiki Kusuo.

Saiki Kusuo's disguise has been seen through without Edogawa Ranpo knowing how to deduce it, and the news has probably reached Sakaguchi Ango.

But only Qi Munanzi and her sisters.

But the acting is calm and composed, Saiki Kusuo is a professional level, and he is not worried that anyone will find any clues from his expressionless face.

Sure enough, even though he knew about the existence of Saiki Nanko and that there was another Saiki wife, but because the port mafia was still under speculation, Ango Sakaguchi could not act as if he knew too much, and turned his face away. He said to Osamu Dazai: "Your business is very unreliable in my opinion."

"Dazai, you can't provide hair products every day."

"To be honest," Sakaguchi Ango picked up the flashlight and pointed at the two tufts of Osamu Dazai's hair, "It's really unexpected that two of these things can be sold in two days."

Unexpected in terms of taste, no matter how you look at it.

Because it was Nakahara Chuya and Akutagawa Ryunosuke, Ango Sakaguchi didn't say anything, but his expression was full of indescribable words, and at least he still remembered that this was a gift received at Osamu Dazai's cadre promotion ceremony. There is a funny meaning, so he gave up adding the special aesthetics of the two of them in his intelligence update.

"Really? I think it's pretty good. It has the style of summoning the god of death," Osamu Dazai poked the beckoning cat with his finger, and his finger sank deep into the beckoning cat's mouth, as if being caught It swallowed, "And didn't they come back to me after a while?"

Osamu Dazai made a fist with his left hand and tapped his right hand, "We released them, and then someone bought them, and then they gave them to me. Isn't this a perfect closed loop?"

... What kind of business genius is this?

Playing the empty glove white wolf to the extreme.

Listening to Dazai's words, both Saiki Kusuo and Sakaguchi Ango stared at Dazai, only Oda Sakunosuke shook his head and said, "No, Dazai."

Saiki Kusuo knew that Oda Sakunosuke would not say such things as "someone may not buy it", and as expected, Oda Sakunosuke sighed and said, "Pay attention to the heart of the person who gave the gift, Dazai."

"No, let's not talk about Akutagawa for now," Osamu Dazai said, "The reason why the slug sent me this is probably just because I want to be scared by my own hair when I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night."

Maybe it's because I want to recruit something for you.

"And I measured it with a ruler," said Osamu Dazai, "and the hair grew strangely by 0.013 mm."

"Ordinary rulers on the market can't do this," Sakaguchi Ango doubted, "Even if you use a microscope, it's just your illusion."

"Eh?"

If only Kusuo Saiki and Osamu Dazai were discussing, I am afraid that they would not have to do anything in this life and just discuss this. Fortunately, with Oda Sakunosuke and Ango Sakaguchi, things are much simpler. They can bring back topics that are thrown to the sky.

Finally, within the time that Saiki Kusuo could endure, an agreement was reached.

All in all, regarding the peripheral matters, Dazai Osamu agreed to sell them, and the price was the same as Oda Sakunosuke thought, and they were divided into three parts.

However, because of the concessions of Saiki Kusuo and Dazai Osamu, the producer Sakule got the most money. In this era, labor costs are more expensive, which can be regarded as a reasonable distribution method.

As for other peripherals, such as the cotton doll colorful princess Edogawa Ranpo that is currently being made has nothing to do with Osamu Dazai.

Nakahara doesn’t trim much hair, but Osamu Dazai asked to customize a peripheral.

"Chuya is going to Europe soon, so I should give him one as a gift in return." In order to make Chuya's hair accessories, Osamu Dazai showed his brotherhood with Chuya Nakahara, even two slugs No more words.

Ango Sakaguchi had a disillusioned smile on his face, and the only honest person present, Sakunosuke Oda, was very moved, "Dazai, you know how to make friends."

Osamu Dazai showed a puzzled smile mixed with "what are you talking about that makes me want to throw up".

"Then let's take a photo." Osamu Dazai suddenly took out a DSLR and blinked his eyes. "It's an important business event anyway, so let's keep it as a souvenir."

"Do you have any photography hobbies recently?" Ango Sakaguchi took over Osamu Dazai's SLR.

"Because I think Mr. Mori will change his hairstyle at any time," Osamu Dazai blinked, "so you have to be prepared at all times."

In exchange for your dark history?

However, there is a backup in Mr. Mori's safe for twenty aircraft heads escorted to the red carpet.

Saiki Kusuo didn't want to take pictures, but there was nothing he could do. If he didn't agree, he would be detained by Osamu Dazai. If he pretended to be an ordinary person, he would definitely not be able to avoid Osamu Dazai's swoop. This would affect Saiki No. 1, and he would I can only shoot.

The developed photos probably don't look like a partnership, but rather a forced business. No, maybe it's the formation of an "alliance that pits Zhongya's money".

After negotiating this matter and taking photos of the business meeting, Saiki Kusuo was about to leave, but at this moment, Dazai Osamu said, "My student Akutagawa's hairstyle, the one called the airplane head, is really unique. .”

"After that, did you still cut twelve airplane heads?" Osamu Dazai asked knowingly, tilting his head.

This is a fact that many people know, Saiki Kusuo nodded.

Osamu Dazai sighed, "That really made me stand out yesterday."

Twenty plane heads escort you down the red carpet?

On the side, Ango Sakaguchi quickly covered his mouth, so he didn't laugh out loud.

When I think of Osamu Dazai's appearance yesterday, I can't help it.

"Sorry," Sakaguchi Ango said seriously, "You know, I usually don't laugh unless I can't help it."

"Ango, you still have a talent for telling cold jokes." Oda Sakunosuke praised sincerely.

Ango Sakaguchi raised his glasses, "Are you serious?"

Isn't this just cross talk?

When he said this, all the atmosphere was destroyed, Osamu Dazai sighed, like a young man who has experienced wind and rain at a young age, but he took a sip of milk and stained his beard with milk Then it turned into an illusion, "Then let's get down to business, do you know what's going on with that styling water?"

As soon as these words came out, Saiki Kusuo immediately felt that the atmosphere around him had changed, and it was obvious that this was the real topic.

Not surprisingly, it is impossible to ask Osamu Dazai out just to talk about things like his hair.

But even so, Saiki Kusuo who knew everything did not intend to tell the whole story, but just kept silent.

Ango Sakaguchi, who is a [-]-year-old boy, but his acting skills are too good, asked in surprise, "Dazai, do you already know the woman who changed the molecular structure of stereotyped water?"

Osamu Dazai held his chin, "I just paid a little attention to the actions of the Supernatural Secret Service Division."

"They commissioned the now famous armed detective agency, the combination of Fukuzawa Yukichi and Edogawa Ranpo, who are brilliant in the reasoning world," Dazai Osamu said, "It is said that Mr. Detective's ability is super reasoning. "

"Didn't the person he and Mr. Mori hate the most went to Mr. Barber?" Osamu Dazai looked up at Saiki Kusuo, as if he wanted to see something from Saiki Kusuo, but no one could His emotions can be detected from the expressionless face like armor, except for that guy Qi Mukong.

"Mr. Barber also dyed the famous Mr. Detective a hairstyle so dazzling that it blinds the people around him." Osamu Dazai pretended to be distressed, "It is a hairstyle that is very dangerous to cross the road."

So did you almost have a traffic accident watching Edogawa Ranpo?Perhaps it was something that made Osamu Dazai happy.

"Edogawa Ranpo's colorful cat ears today are also very interesting." Osamu Dazai said, "but the ice cream heads are also very good."

Please call it "Afro" Thanks.

"Then can you tell me?" Dazai asked, "What did you guys talk about when you got your haircut?"

Look at Ango Sakaguchi next to him, maybe there are acting factors, he was very surprised, but it seems that Dazai Osamu is more like an intelligence agent, but Saiki Kusuo knows that Dazai Osamu put it on the trash can in front of the barbershop. I installed a monitor, so it's no surprise.

The reason why I didn't do it in the barber shop is probably because I knew that I would be discovered by Oda Sakunosuke and cleaned up.

Oda Sakunosuke stepped forward as a protector, obviously in a state where he didn't know the story of the barber family, "Dazai..."

But Saiki Kusuo stopped him. He remembered that the first and second floors of Mori Ogai were on a high mountain. Sometimes, people always like to die, "My sister doesn't like me being forced."

He looks like a qualified brother who eats soft food from his sister.

Saiki Kusuo stared at Osamu Dazai and said, "We won't do anything in Yokohama, so don't mess with us."

Let me be an ordinary barber.

After being forced to speak long paragraphs in front of Edogawa Ranpo, Saiki Kusuo has become immune to speaking long sentences, and feels nothing but tiredness.

Especially at times like this, Saiki Kusuo can run away after uttering harsh words. Although he has no sleeves, he shook his hands and left the lupin bar. The cat followed Saiki Kusuo to leave, but in No. 1 After arriving, I deliberately said that I wanted a hairless cat, or I could paint the cat's body and look at it with eyes and giggles, and then disappeared without a trace.

Saiki Kusuo ignored him, but was thinking about one thing.

It's time for big news to perfect the character design, otherwise Edogawa Ranpo will bring his new reasoning tomorrow.

The so-called goodness is bullied by others, and if you speak too much and don't take action, it loses its meaning. Sure enough, it's time to take action against Mori Ogai who is on the small book.

It seems that Osamu Dazai was adopted by Mori Ogai. Is this the legendary "cheat father"?

Although it was Fukuzawa Yukichi who made the announcement of "It's Your Turn".

Fukuzawa Yukichi and Mori Ogai are really difficult multiple-choice questions.

Saiki Kusuo is caught in the problem of choosing one or the other.

The author has something to say: Qi Mu No. 1: Shave the hair and make it into a cat body painting

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