Career choices for superhumans

Originally, Saiki Kusuo wanted to attack Fukuzawa Yukichi, so he issued a notice of "It's your turn".

Fukuzawa Yukichi has silver hair, which is not long. Generally speaking, it is also short hair, but at the end of the hair and Nakahara, it also has a longer tail. Maybe this is the popularity of Yokohama, although Saiki Kusuo I don't understand the aesthetics of this at all, and I don't wear pigtails.

But even so, Saiki Kusuo didn't have the urge to cut off Mori Ogai's two beards like when he saw them, and Fukuzawa Yukichi was in his world. Regarding the avatar above, I always feel that if I shoot him, I will offend the Yen God, and I will be unlucky.

Like a guy favored by Ebisu.

What's more, compared to Mori Ogai, Fukuzawa Yukichi should be regarded as an orthodox good person.

Of course, this is not the most important thing. In fact, Saiki Kusuo has seen Fukuzawa Yukichi with his "clairvoyance".

He was reading in the study, looking totally defenseless, but there was Ranpo Edogawa standing next to him holding a baseball bat in front of the bodyguard guarding Fukuzawa Yukichi's hair.

However, Edogawa Ranpo is definitely not a qualified bodyguard. His head was still dozing off bit by bit, his feet slipped, as if he was sitting on an invisible slide, and he was holding a baseball bat in his arms after a while. Sleep soundly.

The cat ears hanging on the top of the head are not as straight as before, but they are still cute.

It looks like he is trying his best to protect Fukuzawa Yukichi's hair, although this effort is questionable.

Edogawa is chaotic, and his force value is not good, but he has a brain.

Just having a brain is scary.

Especially Saiki Kusuo has been deceived once, when he made Edogawa Ranpo's afro head, he kept thinking that Ranpo-sama is so pitiful qaq, and then said the next day that there were two Sister Qi Mu's matter, and they are going to be caught even if they talk nonsense.

So even if Fukuzawa Yukichi really had to be attacked, Saiki Kusuo would pick a time when Edogawa Ranpo was not around.

That's why Saiki Kusuo appeared in Mori Ogai's bedroom.

As a lonely old man, Osamu Dazai, who was adopted by him, was still drinking milk in the bar, chatting with Ango Sakaguchi and Sakunosuke Oda.

The other Central Plains is still a social animal, still working overtime conscientiously, making preparations for going to Europe, like handing over the work at hand, by the way, I can't help but click on the website to look at European fashion, watching them put plastic Bottles of these rubbish are worn on the body as clothes, showing the look of "the old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone".

That's better than a game controller.

And beside Mori Ogai's mortal enemy Fukuzawa Yukichi, there is Edogawa Ranpo who is carrying a baseball bat. Even though he is still in a state of deep sleep, Saiki Kusuo is afraid of his head.

It vividly illustrates one thing, the difference between a villain and a decent person is probably whether the raised cub is filial or not.

There are filial children, there is hair, if there is no, hair goodbye, goodbye.

Saiki No. 1 seems to have been sublimated in the scene of the sickly sister, and had fun. He promised Saiki Kusuo that he would be perfect, and he promised to make Mori Ogai a spaceship hairstyle. See Without the two whiskers, strictly speaking, the oldest version of the alien spaceship has two antennae.

However, because of the particularity of Mori Ogai, Saiki Kusuo decided to go on his own, of course as Saiki Kusuo's version of Saiki Kusuo.

Mori Ogai's bedroom is very low-key, but every item is worth a lot if you check the price.

And Osamu Dazai is almost completely black like sleeping in a coffin, while Mori Ogai's is much more normal, although the coat he wears all year round always has the illusion that he usually sleeps in a coffin, too much like A vampire.

Saiki Kusuo who became Saiki Kusuo didn't care about these things, he just looked at the bed in the middle of the bedroom, where he could vaguely see a bulge, which should be Mori Ogai lying down.

But what the clairvoyant eye told him was that there were two people under the bed, Mori Ogai and Alice.

It was no surprise that the two of them slept together.

The strange thing is that at this moment, Alice doesn't look like a human being, but looks like some kind of robot. The flash of light in her eyes disappeared, leaving only the controlled godless, like a beautiful doll.

Is this Mori Ogai's ability?

Manipulating humans, or making puppets?

It should be the latter.

Saiki Kusuo quickly realized this, and it is no wonder that he only reacted now. After all, judging from the feedback of the perspective ability, Alice has everything under the skin of Alice, whether it is blood vessels or blood vessels. It is difficult Judging whether the other party is human from the physiological point of view.

However, if Alice is human, Saiki Kusuo and others will inevitably have to worry about whether it is not suitable for children. On the contrary, if the other party is not, it will be easier to operate.

Saiki Kusuo took out the scissors and approached the bed.

Mori Ogai's acting skills are very good, obviously after Saiki Kusuo exposed his breath and became fully awake in an instant, but at this time he still pretended to be in a deep sleep, breathing and heartbeat frequency No change.

To the extent that it can be achieved, it is worthy of the fact that the former profession was a doctor. Generally speaking, doctors can't do this level.

Saiki Kusuo picked up the scissors and deliberately made a "click" sound, but Mori Ogai didn't even change his posture.

Saiki Kusuo didn't care about these, he aimed at the two whiskers on Mori Ogai's hair, but he only heard the sound of metal collision, and what blocked his scissors was the needle of an extra-long syringe.

Alice was holding a giant syringe and staring at Saiki Kusuo coldly, "I will not allow others to hurt Rintaro."

"Who are you?" Mori Ogai asked pretending to be flustered, "Is Jack Scissorhands real?"

Saiki Kusuo was expressionless. He discovered that Mori Ogai is also a dramatist, and he likes to play the dramatist rescued by minors, especially young girls.

Everyone is a hero to save the beauty, but he will take the slant of the sword.

And obviously Alice was being manipulated by him, but he still had to look like he was so moved by Alice's protection.

Although he was complaining in his heart, Kusuo Saiki had already played against Alice ten times, and he tried his best to laugh out the demeanor of Saiki No. 1.

"whee……"

He died but worked hard, he really had to work hard.

Alice's reflexes and hand strength are very strong, far beyond the level of ordinary people, but it is still too tender for Saiki Kusuo, if he is serious, it is enough to kill the opponent in seconds.

But Saiki Kusuo can't do this now that he is Saiki Kusuo, he can only pretend to be in a stalemate with Alice.

Fortunately, Mori Ogai pretended to be a weak guy protected by Alice and hid in the sidelines to observe secretly, judging Saiki Kusuo's pure force value.

Is it possible to compete with Alice-chan by force alone?

If two sides attack, in order not to be caught, Saiki Kusuo will be more troublesome. He is just a guy who can move instantly. If it is really impossible, he can only change the chemical structure of the shaving cream in the bathroom. Throwing it on Mori Ogai's hair made him lose it like crazy.

But I have to say that the situation in Mori Ogai's plan saved a wave of his hair unknowingly.

According to the news obtained from the spies of the Supernatural Secret Service, the other party has the ability to teleport.

It remains to be seen, if it is too strong, my little fish will run away.

Saiki Kusuo: Who is your fish?

There is a 5-minute cooling time for teleportation, and Kusuo Saiki counted the time, and after a flash of swords and swords formed by scissors and needles, the countdown began.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1

Counting silently to the end of the last number in my heart, Kusuo Saiki suddenly burst up, pressed one hand on the bed, borrowed a force, turned his body 180 degrees, and passed by Alice's injection needle, Alice struggled Turning her head, she wanted to turn around, but the too soft bed blocked her movement.

At the same time, Saiki Kusuo's scissors cut across Mori Ogai's hair, only two "clicks" were heard, and Mori Ogai's two beards, even though he turned his head vigorously to turn the tide, still fell off. Got two and a half sticks.

There were only half of the original two long beards left, hanging lifelessly on the top of the head, lingering.

"Hee hee, the beard of the leader of Hong Kong gangsters get!"

"This is a warning, don't let the bandage spirit haunt your elder brother again."

To be able to say such words, Saiki Kusuo really had to work hard, so why did he do it by himself?Isn't Qimu No. 1 fragrant?

Saiki Kusuo succeeded in one blow, and he didn't like to fight. He made full use of the "cut and run" tactic, and immediately shifted his position with teleportation.

After returning to his room, he didn't care about Qi Mu No. 1, who was laughing "hee hee hee", and he didn't have to think about it. He must have watched the whole process.

Saiki Kusuo observed the scene with his "clairvoyance".

Before the teleportation, Alice, who was avoided by Saiki Kusuo, accidentally jumped forward. Although she steadied herself, she still knocked over the half-person-high vase on the side. It attracted the people standing guard at the door.

"Boss, what happened?"

The leader made a sound anxiously, and subconsciously turned on the light.

Under the incandescent light, a somewhat embarrassed Mori Ogai appeared in front of them, not only in ragged clothes, but if you looked carefully, you would find that the two iconic whiskers were half missing.

Because of the reduced gravity, it doesn't sag any more, and pitifully curls up like a dull hair.

Oops, looks more reminiscent of some kind of insect.

Fortunately, in fact, there is no such idea that Nakahara Chuya's body is a hat, and other people in the port mafia will not have the idea that their own boss's body is actually two whiskers, but in fact, they Still subconsciously looked at Alice on the side to confirm the authenticity of Mori Ogai.

"Did something happen?"

Mori Ogai looked at the whiskers on the ground, raised the corners of his lips and said, "It's nothing, it's just that a little wild cat broke in and grabbed my whiskers."

Saiki Ono Kitten Kusuo: Hehe.

Mori Ogai's words have a lot of holes, and he really wants people to ask, are the two whiskers on his head not hair but cat teasers?

But what can be called a little wild cat may also be a woman, the leader's woman?That was wild.

Yahhhhhhhh, don't just add settings to me.

The rumor of leaving Mori Ogai's little wild cat and his whiskers in Yokohama is what he wants to see?

But no one dared to ask questions, just said: "Then are you going to catch that little wild cat?"

"No," Mori Ogai shook his head, "No need."

Immediately afterwards, he waved these people back.

Only Mori Ogai and Alice were left in the room.

The syringe in Alice's hand disappeared without a trace. She looked at Mori Ogai and asked, "What are you going to do, Rintaro?"

Saiki Kusuo also wants to know that after losing his proud beard, normal people keep these two beards similar to cockroach beards, which must be an eclectic aesthetic that they are proud of.

What would Mori Ogai do at a time like this?

In fact, Saiki Kusuo was a little risky in this step. After all, it was an organization as big as the port mafia. If they offended their leader, if it was someone else, they might be stripped of their skin.

The Central Plains should also take the lead.

Judging from the information I found, the former boss of the Port Mafia is such a cruel guy. The semantics of the news on the Internet are unclear. It seems that because a red-haired teenager ran into him, he was going to kill all the red-haired guys in Yokohama. , it should be right.

However, the current Mori Ogai is not such a person. He is better at thinking and weaving webs like a spider. He is a smart person.

However, what do smart people have in common? To some extent it is an advantage, but more often it seems to be a disadvantage. Smartness is misunderstood by cleverness. That's what I said.

If I express myself more confidently, I am afraid that I will become more scruples.

Saiki Kusuo didn't cover his face on purpose. Mori Ogai should have seen this face that was no different from that of a barber, but his expression was still impeccable. Hearing Alice's words, he asked, "How to do it?" ?”

"Some time ago, when I saw Osamu Dazai's hairstyle, I suddenly had an urge to get a haircut," Mori Ogai touched his chin, "Now my hair has fallen out, and I still have time, so let's go get a haircut together Bar?"

"Ada," Alice said condescendingly, holding her arm, "I don't want to cut hair with Rintaro."

"Alice My hair is already perfect."

Having said that, shortly after Saiki Kusuo opened the door the next day, he saw Mori Ogai and Alice who was dragged here angrily.

They were dressed like an ordinary man and his naughty daughter, but at this time, Mori Ogai did not forget his vampire coat.

Lying on the shampoo chair, Mori Ogai smiled like a big brother next door, "I was attacked by the recently popular Jack Scissorhands last night, and she cut off my hair."

He made a "y" with both hands, and playfully nodded up and down to indicate that it was his beard.

As the boss of the mafia, he said with a smile, "The law and order in Yokohama is terrible", and he didn't blush. I'm sorry, but from this point of view, he is even more terrifying.

Mori Ouwai pointed to the hair that has evolved from a beard to two self-reliant dumb hairs and said with a little distress, "That Jack Scissorhands has the same appearance as you."

"May I take the liberty to ask, do you have a habit of dressing up as a woman and attacking passers-by just to cut their hair?"

Alice-chan stepped forward like a glorious female knight protecting the weak, "Don't be afraid, Rintaro."

Addicted to playing weak little white flower?Or awakened other attributes?

And you are describing jack scissorhands, not some pervert?

The author has something to say: Self vote Luo Wangsen leader: Dangerous

I was very busy at the beginning of the month, and I also had my teeth pulled out, but fortunately, it was just a busy day. I was too busy yesterday morning, so I couldn’t touch the fish to update the thank you list. I will add or2 today

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