Career choices for superhumans

"I'm writing a novel."

When Saiki Kusuo was sitting bored because there were no guests, Oda Sakunosuke said suddenly.

"Will it be weird for me to say that?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

"Why is it strange?"

When it comes to writing novels, you just write when you have an idea. No one can tell when dreams will come true, such as becoming an ordinary person.

To be honest, if you don’t need to meet people, Saiki Kusuo has considered becoming a manga artist or writer, but even a person with superpowers cannot create art out of thin air, especially if he can do everything , In fantasy, there is naturally less talent.

The manga he drew was evaluated by Qi Mu Guochun as "everything is great, but there is no creator's love in it". Saiki Kusuo did not deny it.

But if it's strange, a guy like him who is super strong but has become a barber and is still worrying about his vest is really strange.

If Oda Sakunosuke could hear Saiki Kusuo's complaints in his heart, he would probably think that this is an innocuous matter, but he couldn't, he smiled and said, "As expected of Saiki."

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Saiki Kusuo really didn't understand this point, but he still thought about it and asked according to the normal reaction of a normal person when he heard someone say this sentence, "So how are you writing?"

Oda Sakunosuke's thoughts are as chaotic as the balls of Fukuzawa Yukichi's favorite playing card of Ranpo Meow. He has no clue. He keeps murmuring all kinds of sentences in his heart because he has chosen too much The frequent discordant noises let Saiki Kusuo know that things were not going well.

Yahhhhhhhh, am I also influenced by the hairstyle I made?

He actually used a metaphor like Ranbu Meow.

Oda Sakunosuke shook his head and said frankly, "It's hard to do."

"I don't know how to write a novel at all." Oda Sakunosuke looked at his hands and said this, but there was not much confusion in his eyes. He had already made a decision, not the early stage where he was still lost.

It's like all novice authors sighed at the blank manuscript paper at the beginning and said, "Obviously every word can be used, but it's so difficult to arrange the story."

"How did Saiki want to become a barber in the first place?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

It's dangerous for him to ask this question.

Saiki Kusuo didn't know why he wanted to become a barber, it was really destined by "God".

He refused to answer the question, and asked instead, "What about you?"

Oda Sakunosuke did not hide his thoughts, his eyes looked at Saiki as if passing through him, looking towards the past, "I read a very interesting novel when I was young, but unfortunately, it only has Roll up."

"After a long time, someone gave me the second volume, but tore up the ending."

As if thinking of something interesting, Sakunosuke Oda smiled and told me that the only way to keep this book perfect is to write it himself. "

"So I'm going to call myself a writer."

Isn't this just that Mrs. Duan Geng tore up the finale that was written casually, and fooled the little loyal fans and said, "I will give you this pen, you have to finish this ending carefully, because only you wrote it yourself. It is the most perfect."

While it sounds reasonable, it actually doesn't.

Saiki Kusuo asked, "Who is the author of that book?"

"Mr. Natsume Soseki." Oda Sakunosuke said.

...It should be the full-level boss teaching Xiaomengxin?

Saiki Kusuo changed his mind, but it was a bit difficult. Even the great writer Oda Sakunosuke could not continue to write Natsume Soseki's works, or he originally wanted Oda Sakunosuke to write his own story.

"I've been working hard for a long time but I can't write an excellent novel." Oda Sakunosuke was a little distressed.

Saiki Kusuo didn't know how it started, but when he came back to his senses, they were already discussing about literary creation.

"Saiki, what you said is very reasonable," Oda Sakunosuke nodded, "Should we start with a short story and record what happened around us?"

No, I didn't say that.

"Let's start with the diary..." Oda Sakunosuke nodded, with a "very reasonable" look.

"Then let's exchange diaries?" Oda Sakunosuke said suddenly.

Saiki Kusuo stared at him with a "death gaze" expressionless, completely unaware of how the topic ended from the novel writing meeting to the exchange of diaries.

In fact, apart from the meaningless "um", "ah" and "yeah yah", the only meaningful words Saiki Kusuo said were "trying to record things around me".

"Impossible." Saiki Kusuo made an "x" with his hands and put them on his chest, expressing his strong rejection.

Exchanging diaries or something, is he a primary school student?

Furthermore, if he needed elementary school students, there were five in his family, so he didn't need to look for him at all.

If it weren't for the fact that Sakunosuke Oda didn't have any ideas about "the barber family competing for No. 1", Kusuo Saiki felt that the other party wanted to use his story as an idea for a new book.

What is more tragic than the fact that all the literary giants in this world have joined the mafia is that the famous works of Oda Sakunosuke were those years when my friends competed for No. 1 in the hairdressing world or the elder brother and sick sister of the hairdressing family.

It's embarrassing just to hear the name.

And will anyone actually watch it?

Saiki Kusuo didn't want to discuss anything about exchanging diaries, he pretended to look at the clock on the wall, "It's almost time."

Oda Sakunosuke nodded, "Then let's go."

After packing up his things, Saiki Kusuo closed the door of the barber shop.

On the surface it was a business cooperation, but Party A Dazai Osamu was always stingy, and the time was set after eight o'clock, and dinner was curry rice served by Oda Sakunosuke.

It seems that it is the handover period of official duties after Osamu Dazai's cadre promotion, and Osamu Dazai will not be able to spare time until eight o'clock in the evening.

Oda Sakunosuke still didn't give up exchanging diaries, and finally turned into a 1v5 exchange diary under Saiki Kusuo's calm operation, let's write diaries together with Shinji and the others.

When it was 07:30, Oda Sakunosuke took Saiki Kusuo out, crossed the street, passed the bustling, and arrived at Lupin's bar, which was not a big place, and Dazai Osamu was sitting at the bar.

He is very recognizable, sitting on the chair, with one foot resting on the corner of the small stool and the other foot on the ground, arguing with the owner of the bar, "Boss, it's too much, I just cut it It’s just a hair, so just give me milk?”

"No, I just remembered now that you are not an adult?" the boss said jokingly.

"I'm an adult on my ID card." Osamu Dazai took a sip of milk in dissatisfaction, and a milk mustache stuck to his lips. "This kind of thing doesn't taste good at all."

"Don't talk about fake ID cards," the boss said, "Why don't you drink some orange juice."

"Orange juice with too much detergent?" Osamu Dazai asked expectantly.

"It's not on the menu." The boss said and added another glass of milk to Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai muttered, "Shouldn't slugs only need milk?"

"How dare you flick my hair to provoke me," Osamu Dazai said, "Is he rejuvenated to the age where he likes Hanawa-san?"

"I think Nakahara-sama has nice hair," the voice came from behind Saiki Kusuo and the others, and it was Ango Sakaguchi who walked in. He raised his glasses up, "very elite."

"If you want to cut it too," Osamu Dazai paused, showing a malicious smile, but because of the cat's whiskers, he looked less annoying and cunning, "you can find that Mr. Barber. "

After finishing speaking, Osamu Dazai spread his hands and looked expectantly at Saiki Kusuo, "Well then, I'll find you customers and give you my dividend."

Customer, Ryunosuke Akutagawa?

He asked Akutagawa Ryunosuke to use Nakahara Chuya's card, and then asked himself for a dividend.

Saiki Kusuo thought about the key points carefully, and finally came to a conclusion that he was laundering money.

If not, then there is an obsession with Chuya Chuya's wallet. Did Chuya Chuya bankrupt him in his previous life?I really don't understand.

Saiki Kusuo ignored him, and glanced at Oda Sakunosuke next to him.

Oda Sakunosuke still knew him very well, "Dazai, stop joking."

"I'm not joking," Dazai Osamu said, "Well, forget it, let's talk about business."

"About you selling the accessories made from my hair." Osamu Dazai licked off the cat's whiskers around his lips, and put the two messy feet away.

"Dazai," Ango Sakaguchi pointed out, "You can't do business negotiations with this hairstyle that looks like you can run 1000 meters in the playground in the sun."

At a time like this, he actually felt that Zhongyuan Zhongye should be allowed to take over the place.

Obviously according to the intelligence, the Central Plains Central Committee also looked at the account books, and the office building has many cracks.

"I'm not very sensitive to numbers, so didn't I call you here?" Osamu Dazai said.

So is Ango Sakaguchi equivalent to the role of a financial officer?

At this time, the boss "duang" threw a glass of milk in a big beer on the bar, "Dazai, drink the milk."

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhh, Saiki Kusuo reckoned that "the whole world is bullying me" would flash in Dazai Osamu's heart, but in fact his heart is very strong, and he can also act.

Osamu Dazai sighed, showing his side face, and his fragile neck, "Can you make a difference?"

Can't go the route of domineering president, have you changed to showman Xiaobai cannibal?

Oda Sakunosuke, a straight man, doesn't like this, "No, because it's divided among three people."

The original plan was that Osamu Dazai would do the hair, Sakura would do the production, and Saiki Kusuo would go out of the venue and sell.

Wait a minute, Saiki Kusuo really wanted to know, how did they know that he still has the qualities of a salesman?

Osamu Dazai was very calm, and threw two black things out of his pocket "duang" "duang".

It was impossible to see what was in the dim light of the bar, so the boss kindly gave Dazai Osamu two flashlights.

It looked like some kind of antiques dealership.

Osamu Dazai took out the flashlight and pointed at the two things to see what they were.

Ango Sakaguchi took out the posture of looking at antiques, and asked with a flashlight, looking around, "A hell watchdog, a cursed doll that grows hair in the middle of the night?"

Osamu Dazai showed a kind smile, "Slug gave me a promotion gift, a maneki cat with Dazai's hair that is said to be able to attract money."

...Although in terms of this appearance, it can already attract grudges, and with Dazai's hair, is this intended to attract evil spirits in red clothes?

"This is a doll key ring made of my hair, given to me by my dear student Akutagawa."

Saiki Kusuo fell silent.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke didn't have much money, and when he arrived at the port, the mafia had nothing but his sister. The best thing he had was this Dazai hair doll key ring.

Probably found out that other people had given gifts to Osamu Dazai, so he gave away his most important things.

But if it wasn't for the fact that the port mafia couldn't come out, Akutagawa Ryunosuke would have given his hair to Osamu Dazai.

That's really a combination of a hellhound and a human header.

It's probably not the most intimidating gift, though.

Saiki Kusuo remembered that Koyo Ozaki was going to exchange the gift for an anti-hair loss shampoo.

For this reason, Saiki Kusuo set his sights on Dazai Osamu's hair. In fact, most of Saiki Kusuo also set his sights on Dazai Osamu.

Not because Osamu Dazai has been talking, but only Osamu Dazai will not become a skeleton.

"Why do you keep staring at me?" Osamu Dazai blinked at Saiki Kusuo.

Ango Sakaguchi, who is still in the midst of business negotiations, said, "Probably because you think Dazai's hair can't do long-term business."

"Or..." Sakaguchi Ango stared at Osamu Dazai suspiciously.

Is the information I got from Koyo Ozaki true?

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai's hair loss has reached the level where he can make hair around every day.

"Do you need me to find you an old Chinese doctor?" Sakaguchi Ango said, "I will keep it a secret for you."

Regarding the matter of hair loss, whether it is the port mafia or the second-five boy of the supernatural spy class, the old Chinese doctor is the one who thinks of it.

Osamu Dazai: ...

"Don't worry, there is nothing wrong with my hair." Osamu Dazai said very seriously.

In order to cheat Dazai, Kusuo Saiki fought hard: "That's impossible, that person named Zhongyuan didn't lose a single hair."

So everyone stared at Osamu Dazai with suspicion again.

How can this "pickle" method not lose hair?However, this is really the case in the Central Plains.

Osamu Dazai was speechless.

After all, although Zhongyuan Zhongye looks like this person, he is not. Speaking of "Huangba spit", the main body should be bald, right?

At the right time, the boss threw out a glass of milk again "duang".

The author has something to say: Hei Shizai: I really don’t want to lose my hair

Qishen released a big move: chuya does not lose hair

Hei Shizai: He is not human.

That's right, no matter what level you should draw, you will still draw;

Are many people back to school?There are a lot less familiar ids in the comments 3

"Changting Wanxiang" added 3 drops of hair-enhancing nutrient solution to Hei Shizai's milk [-]

"Zimu" added five drops of hair-increasing nutrient solution to Hei Shizai's milk 3

"Qing Guang Guang" added five drops of hair-increasing nutrient solution to Hei Shizai's milk 3

"Ling" added a drop of hair-increasing nutrient solution to Hei Shizai's milk 3

Absorbing excessive hair-increasing nutrient solution, Hei Shizai becomes Dazai cursed doll key ring with the same hairy style 3