Career choices for superhumans

This turmoil seemed to be over for now, Mori Ogai turned to Osamu Dazai and said, "Are you going to introduce Akutagawa at tomorrow's cadre promotion meeting?"

"The original plan was like this," Dazai Osamu did not deny, he looked at Akutagawa Ryunosuke's hairstyle, "but this hairstyle is standing next to me, wouldn't it be strange?"

"I think it's a good match," Mori Ogai said, "youthful pairing with punks is a recent trend."

【That's right...】

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's heartbeat rang out abruptly.

【This kind of match is very suitable for Mr. Dazai? 】

This kind of thinking, Saiki Kusuo is not surprised. If Osamu Dazai knows, next year's Akutagawa Ryunosuke's grave will be as far away as his "airplane head" from his hairline.

Saiki Kusuo turned on the favorability monitor, and sure enough, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's favorability for Mori Ogai skyrocketed, chasing after the peerless Osamu Dazai.

After being beaten so violently, the favorability is still so high.

Finally, Kusuo Saiki knew why when he was in PK Middle School, he was so desolate to Bingshuang, why there were so many guys who called themselves his friends around him, after all, there was a dog-licking guy like Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

In addition, a pink thing that looked like a heart flew up from Ryunosuke Akutagawa, and flew straight towards Saiki Kusuo.

If it wasn't for the fact that other people didn't respond as if they didn't see it, Saiki Kusuo almost thought that the other party had predicted his own prediction and turned into a nesting doll.

After the love hit his body, Saiki Kusuo realized that it was the customer's satisfaction with the hairstyle.

It's not that Saiki Kusuo wanted to use such disgusting redundancies, it's just the words that automatically emerged in his mind after being hit by the body.

The Spicy Chicken God doesn't even have an instruction manual, it's even worse than the Spicy Chicken game.

The review criteria are too confusing. This is Akutagawa Ryunosuke's satisfaction with the hairstyle. It is obviously in the compliment of the leader Mori Ogai as a joke, and even this compliment has to be added with quotation marks, plus Osamu Dazai filter to achieve satisfaction.

Although Saiki Kusuo's hairstyle only accounted for a quarter of the factor, but it was barely acceptable.

If Akutagawa Ryunosuke's hairstyle needs to be repaired, he doesn't mind doing it again, so it won't look like a hammer anymore.

However, what is unexpected is that Osamu Dazai's affection for Osamu Mori, and Ogai Mori's favorability for Osamu Dazai, are at a subtle "60" level, which is not high or low. Ask "Hello", obviously the degree of familiarity between each other is amazing.

"Have you started reading Xiaoyan recently?"

"But no matter how much Mr. Mori wants to dress Alice up as a student, she probably won't agree." Osamu Dazai retorted.

Mentioning Alice, Mori Ogai's expression softened, "Alice-chan is the cutest even if she doesn't pursue fashion."

Osamu Dazai smiled, but the smile didn't reach his eyes, "Then I'm going to prepare for tomorrow's promotion meeting."

"By the way, Mr. Sen, do you really have to consider deleting that surveillance?"

Mori Ogai waved to him, indicating that it was impossible and let him go quickly, "Such a wonderful moment really needs to be recollected constantly."

Osamu Dazai walked out puffing his cheeks, he didn't intend to give up on eradicating the black history, he would find another way.

But before that, when passing by Akutagawa Ryunosuke, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Akutagawa Ryunosuke's hair, Akutagawa Ryunosuke was startled, subconsciously wanted to block, but Dazai let go in the next second , the originally proudly standing hair was immediately destroyed, and the hammer on the top of the head loosened like a flash of fireworks in summer, returning to its original shape.

Originally, it was a hairstyle with all the hair combed up, without a comb to organize it, and the hair looked like a dilapidated pyramid. Akutagawa Ryunosuke looked like an abandoned puppy, a little embarrassed, "Mr. Dazai..."

Osamu Dazai said coldly, "It's ugly."

Hearing this, Saiki Kusuo frowned. This guy, who has no customer satisfaction and ruined his hairstyle, is indeed a guy who doesn't deserve a hairstyle.

Obviously Osamu Dazai just disliked the ugly hairstyle, but Ryunosuke Akutagawa always made up too much.

[Are you not qualified to be the 'airplane head' of the port mafia? 】

【Mr. Dazai will definitely admit it. 】

Akutagawa Ryunosuke made a secret decision.

It's hopeless, he might as well consider dyeing his hair green.

In addition, Osamu Dazai also found two subordinates at random in a very ruthless manner, and asked them to find a way to remove Akutagawa Ryunosuke's eyebrows. The boss, but because of the more pitiful Akutagawa Ryunosuke who is about to lose his eyebrows, he seems to be okay, but later because he wanted to help remove his eyebrows and was beaten away by "Rashomon", he felt worthy of being a master and apprentice The relationship is difficult to serve in the same strain.

After driving away the two helpers, Akutagawa Ryunosuke started to remove makeup by himself in front of the mirror.

I have no experience, after a while, I removed myself into a real Crayon Shinmei, and then turned into a cat whisker growing on my forehead. The makeup removal was completed by a cross-dressing, but at last the people of the Port Mafia Before forming a team to meet Osamu Dazai's students, transform yourself into who you are.

Losing the "airplane head" and eyebrows, Akutagawa Ryunosuke was expressionless, and "Rashomon" smashed the mirror and shattered into pieces.

The current matter seems to have been resolved, and Saiki Kusuo himself has not lost his horse. Although Osamu Dazai ruined Akutagawa Ryunosuke's hairstyle and wiped off his eyebrows, customer satisfaction has not dropped, which is not bad It is acceptable, but it is not possible for Saiki Kusuo to use pure taijutsu to cover Dazai Osamu's sack, and then cut the opponent's legendary hair that does not match his own hairstyle, that is, a round big bald head that can blind people.

This is not to show off in words, but the fact that it can be done.

Osamu Dazai's "Disqualification in the World" can be immune to all abilities. His physical skills are not top-notch, but they are enough to allow him to suppress many people, and he is also smart enough.

However, even if Saiki Kusuo's force value does not rely on any superpowers, or it should be that too many superpowers limit him, after "Disqualification in the World" eliminates his superpowers, Saiki Kusuo can definitely rely on his body Hit Osamu Dazai.

So it is very simple to shave the other party's head.

There are only two steps to knock Dazai Osamu out and shave Dazai Osamu, just like stuffing an elephant into a refrigerator.

But the things involved in the follow-up are so troublesome that Saiki Kusuo can ignore this kind of evaluation.

If you think about it carefully, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's face is indeed not suitable for "airplane head", it is too tender.

Although it is okay to add eyebrows, it is impossible for Akutagawa Ryunosuke to touch up makeup in the middle of a fight.

Things here are almost coming to an end, and it's still early, and Kusuo Saiki doesn't plan to open a store, he told Sakunosuke Oda that he planned to buy some hair dyeing materials, so he just teleported to the store.

In order to prevent Osamu Dazai's intelligence from being used in unnecessary places, Saiki Kusuo also changed the monitoring in the store to ensure that he was in the store when there was a large-scale "hairstyle accident", and also hinted to the clerk, Mainly because I misremembered the time.

"In the afternoon, I'm here to buy hair dye."

It is difficult for Saiki Kusuo to change the monitoring to find out the problem, and he is very confident about it.

It seems that the time is about the same. He plans to watch the teaching video again. After explaining the hair dyeing skills, he will teach how to make straight hair and curly hair. Waiting until tomorrow will be the advanced tips for hairdressers, which will require additional money to learn Advanced tips, such as "cleaning of hair follicles", "scalp care", "how to identify cancer through hair", "one hundred ways to retain customers" and "tips for getting out of trouble".

This course looks very unreliable, like a tutorial for cheating money, but the last course still makes Qi Munan ambitious.

After one night, it took three hours to learn straight hair and curly hair. Saiki Kusuo has already counted it. He hopes that some guests will come to him today to try out the skills of curly hair and straight hair.

But from the beginning to the end yesterday, there was only Ryunosuke Akutagawa as a guest, and Saiki Kusuo also knew that this matter cannot be forced.

However, in fact, he stopped when he stood 200 meters in front of the "Justice Barbershop".

Judging from the telepathic feedback like a vegetable market, he is popular. The line at his barber shop is almost 180 meters, and Saiki Kusuo can see the guy at the end of the line as soon as he looks up.

If it were other barbers, they would probably be overjoyed. This is money with hair, a cash cow. However, Saiki Kusuo really wants to close the shop today and announce the suspension of business.

After all, all the people in line are from the mafia, and all of them are from the port mafia.

[With Akutagawa-kun's hairstyle, you will no longer be afraid of swords and guns! 】

[With the "airplane head", Mr. Dazai swims in the water. 】

Even if there is no "airplane head", Osamu Dazai, the little master of water diving, can swim in the water, and "No Man in the World" is completely restrained, unless he wants to embarrass him.

Also, who made the advertising slogan for him privately?

Saiki Kusuo remembered that today should be Dazai Osamu's cadre promotion ceremony. It is a big event of the port mafia. Why are these guys so idle and can come out to do hairstyles?

Sure enough, Mori Ogai didn't squeeze hard enough.

Originally, he planned to open the store for business, but seeing such a scene of bad customers coming to the store, Saiki Kusuo still hesitated a little, jumping back and forth between opening the store and not opening the store.

Just at the stall where he hesitated, the original line was longer, 200 meters longer, and it came directly in front of him. It looked like he was queuing by himself.

The guys in the queue at the back are not from the port mafia, but passers-by who don't know the truth.

There is a herd effect. When you find that everyone is queuing in a place, it will attract other people to line up together, so there will be unscrupulous merchants who hire others to fake queuing for marketing.

But Saiki Kusuo didn't have this idea. He didn't mind having more customers. In this way, his customer satisfaction would increase and he could return to his own world sooner.

But this situation is very delicate.

Especially the two talking and laughing couples in front.

"What the hell is this selling? There are so many people queuing up?"

"Malicious marketing, hire someone to line up," said the man who didn't want to line up very much, "the neighborhood is a slum, what good things can there be?"

"...That's not necessarily true." The woman hesitated, "There are so many people queuing up, and they're all here."

Appeared, the omnipotent sentence "everyone is coming".

"Maybe it's a black shop, tricking people into coming in to kill customers." The man continued.

If they knew that the line in front of them was a member of the port mafia, they might not think so.

In terms of gangsters eating gangsters, the port mafia has never been afraid of anyone.

The average person would never hire a member of the port mafia to do fake queues.

The fact that it turned into a black shop out of nowhere made Saiki Kusuo a little upset.

Others may not believe it, but he is the kind of poor barber who got hit because he cut Akutagawa Ryunosuke's hair.

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Qishen: Evil guests fill the door

If Kazakhstan is not hacked and slaughtered to go to hairstyle and eyebrows:

Subordinate: My lord, it's time to work

Mustard: Let’s do a hairstyle first

Dunjun: Let's fight it out

Jiejie: ​​Damn you, wait a minute, let me paint my eyebrows first

Dunjun:? ? ?