Career choices for superhumans

"What's going on here?" A somewhat familiar voice came.

Saiki Kusuo turned his head, standing next to him was Chuya Nakahara, probably because he was standing in the last row of the line that he ran over to talk to him.

Zhong Yuan is also different from what he saw in the port mafia. He did a bit of cross-dressing. He didn't wear a small suit and windbreaker attire. He was wearing ordinary casual clothes and a pair of plain glasses, probably an addition Cheng, after restraining the momentum of his whole body, he looked a little intellectual.

Nakahara also lowered his head as if he was worried about being recognized. Before that, he was an active guy who could immediately remove Osamu Dazai's bandages. This lurking appearance really doesn't look like his own style eccentric.

Do you also want to be an "aircraft head"?

"Airplane Head" can indeed grow taller, but it is not suitable for him.

After all, this guy is a guy who can't even cross-dress properly.

Saiki Kusuo glanced at the opponent's head, and he was wearing that very conspicuous hat.

This guy's body is a hat?Even wearing a costume.

Wouldn't it be ugly to wear a hat if it was made into an "airplane head"?

Even Saiki Kusuo felt that this aesthetic was not good.

The key point is that they are clearly wearing this kind of unique body hat, but the port mafia personnel who turned their heads to look at the queue in front turned a blind eye as if they were blind.

If Saiki Kusuo didn't know that Nakahara Chuya's ability is to manipulate gravity, he would probably think that the opponent's ability is [-]% successful in disguise by wearing a pair of glasses.

Regarding this point, Saiki Kusuo really didn't know what to say.

He changed his personality and was able to be noticed by Oda Sakunosuke and his relationship with him, but Nakahara just changed his clothes and added a pair of glasses to get a cross-dressing effect like the four major Asian magics.

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't even take off his identity hat.

Is this because he himself wears glasses and doesn't have this miraculous effect?

Saiki Kusuo felt the malice from the laws of the world.

Saiki Kusuo was silent for a long time, which made Nakahara Nakahara a little irritable, and he shouted again, "I'm asking you something, are you dumb?"

I probably saw a lot of familiar faces from the port mafia in the queue. Even if I yelled, I still worried about the possibility of being discovered, so I kept my voice down.

How to answer this?

The advertising effect of Ryunosuke Akutagawa's "Airplane Head"?

But everyone came here for the fireproof, waterproof, bulletproof and even temporarily used hairstyles as offensive weapons, to experience the effect of stabbing people with a hairstyle, not for the most traditional aesthetic function of hairstyles, which makes hairdresser Saiki Kusuo not want to admit .

In fact, the innocent hairdresser Kusuo Saiki should have no idea about setting water and pomade.

He didn't get a response, and Nakahara was also a little irritable, but in this case, he couldn't use his own ability, and it was not his character to bully Saiki Kusuo, who had no conflict of interest with him, with different abilities. Some people continued to line up behind the upper body, and it was even more difficult to make any more noise.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked a little anxious.

[What's the situation? 】

From a telepathic point of view, there was also a temporary mission in the Central Plains where the mafia at the port worked hard yesterday and kept bowing like an old cow, so I missed Akutagawa Ryunosuke's hair test and the matter about styling water and wax. At that time, no one chatted with him about it, and Mori Ogai and Alice continued to play the dress-up game without reminding him at all.

Hardworking social animals will always meet unscrupulous bosses.

Nakahara was also in a more bewildered state than Saiki Kusuo, but compared to him, Saiki Kusuo quickly figured out the reason.

Osamu Dazai's promotion meeting started at two o'clock in the afternoon, and there were still about six hours left.

Except for the on-site preparation staff, Mori Ogai waved his hand and gave the others six hours of free time to figure out how to clean themselves up.

It's really too deductible, obviously just want to save money, and let the subordinates dress up by themselves, and they don't even get reimbursed money.

Saiki Kusuo finally knew why Oda Sakunosuke had interrogative sentences when he mentioned the word "red envelope".

What can you do in six hours?The clothes are all suits. There is no need to buy another set. Naturally, I can have a better hairstyle.

Obviously, I only met Ryunosuke Akutagawa for the first time last night, but because he showed off his "aircraft head"'s superior waterproof, fireproof and bulletproof defensive performance, as well as the attack performance of the battering ram's additional head hammer damage, he was well received by everyone present. The shock of the Mafia, coupled with the serious discrepancy between the rumors released by Mori Ogai and the truth, is mainly due to Osamu Dazai's aesthetics.

I don’t know why it is said that Osamu Dazai loves the “aircraft head” very much. As for Ryunosuke Akutagawa, he just accidentally destroyed it because he loved it too much.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was thrown by Osamu Dazai and placed in the dormitory of the port mafia. Although he was a little unhappy in removing makeup, it was not a problem in the face of life and rumors. Akutagawa Ryunosuke immediately felt the port mafia Party fiery enthusiasm.

They quickly found out the location of the barber shop, and then they acted like a mafia and abandoned him after squeezing out the information of Akutagawa Ryunosuke. In addition, it was such a coincidence that the boss, Mori Ogai, gave everyone a half-day vacation , let's do hair together.

Are you elementary school students?Want to do hair together?

Saiki Kusuo finally figured out the cause of the incident, and immediately didn't know what to say. Originally, it was just to keep the hairstyle longer, not to let them serve as both shields and hammers.

And Zhongyuan Zhongye, who worked hard and complained, was still beating people at three o'clock in the morning, in fact, he didn't know it at all.

[The bastard mackerel swiped my card, and the store where he paid was 'Justice Barbershop'. 】

Ya Lie Ya Lie, it turned out to be the creditor.

No, this has nothing to do with me, Saiki Kusuo added, he is Dazai Osamu's creditor.

After a little thought, you can understand that the card in Akutagawa Ryunosuke's hand should have been obtained by Dazai Osamu from Nakahara Nakaya by some means, and it was more than once.

The so-called grievances have the head and the debt has the owner, it would be better for Nakahara Chuya to go to Dazai Osamu.

[Uncle Sanada, are you all right? 】

Wow, is it related to Mizuyuki Sanada?

Saiki Kusuo didn't quite understand why Nakahara Chuya got involved with Sanada Mizuyuki. Judging from the information from Oda Sakunosuke, Sanada Mizuyuki was just an ordinary barber with a weird temper.

But there was no doubt for too long at all, Chuya Nakahara's heart was completely exposed in Saiki Kusuo's ears.

Mizuyuki Sanada would give free haircuts to minors in "Raibo Street" a long time ago. In addition to haircuts, he would also distribute food and medicine. Nakahara, who hadn't worked for the port mafia when he was young, was also taken care of by them.

Now that he has become a social animal of the Mafia, he has never forgotten to take care of the other party's business. Whenever he needs a haircut, he will come over and pay far more than the haircut.

Sanada Mizuyuki donated the extra money, which was a tacit understanding between the two parties.

He obviously killed all directions during the battle, but unexpectedly, Zhongyuan Zhongye is actually the type who will help the old lady cross the road?

The conscience of gangsters is not limited to Oda Sakunosuke.

Saiki Kusuo lowered his eyes, that's why when he found out the consumption amount of the bank card, after completing the task, he couldn't bear to rush over to check the situation before Osamu Dazai's promotion ceremony.

Although troublesome, he doesn't dislike such a guy.

It was unrealistic to wait for the queue to disperse, and he even felt that if this was the case, he might get a bad review.

So Saiki Kusuo left from the queue under Chuya Nakahara's gaze, and then walked straight forward.

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about it, and lowered the brim of his hat.

[Staying here is not a big deal, anyway, I have disguised myself, so no one should recognize me. 】

...With the favor of the god of cross-dressing, are you so unscrupulous?

Saiki Kusuo walked to the front at an unhurried pace. The first one was a member of the port mafia.

Fortunately, one of him is two and a half than Nakahara Nakaya, and Saiki Kusuo is still half a gap away.

Looking at Kusuo Saiki, he immediately said in a vicious voice: "Who gave you the courage to join my team? Do you know who I am?"

Saiki Kusuo ignored him at all, and gave the other party the back of his head. Under the staring gaze behind him like a bull's eye, he silently opened the door with the key, turned around and stared at the other party.

The man smiled awkwardly, unexpectedly a little more honest, "So it's a barber, I'm sorry, it's all a misunderstanding."

In terms of speed of face-changing, Port Mafia is all talent.

[That's right, Akutagawa-kun said, pink hair, with a strange decoration like a game controller on the top of his head, it's really strange. 】

...your hairstyle is gone.

[Is this the legendary barber master? 】

...Ahhhhhhhhhh, after all, he is a guest, and he is also a precious guest with long hair.

"Wait a minute! Where's the original barber here?" Nakahara Nakaya, who followed Saiki Kusuo, asked.

Before Saiki Kusuo could answer, the man shouted in surprise, "Is it Lord Zhongyuan?"

Unlike the port mafia gangsters who lined up at the back before, those who can firmly occupy the first position also have a certain status within the port mafia. After seeing Chuya Chuya with his own eyes, he knew him immediately.

Sure enough, it wasn't Zhongyuan Zhongye who was too good at cross-dressing, but that the others had never seen each other with their own eyes.

Everyone agrees on this point, and Saiki Kusuo suddenly feels much better.

Being shouted out of identity, Zhong Yuanzhong was also taken aback.

【Oops. 】

"Is Lord Zhongyuan also here to do hairdos?" the man said courteously.

"We have found out the location of the barber shop with special styling water and pomade, but if you think about it carefully, it should be the most authentic one that has been verified by Mr. Dazai."

"……what?"

For a long while, Zhongyuan Zhong also looked puzzled.

【Dazai Osamu's youthful hairstyle has become the new fashion of the port mafia? 】

[Going out in a flash of youthful primary school students for a spring outing, doesn't the leader care? 】

Nakahara also said that he didn't quite understand the fashion initiated by Osamu Dazai, he just thought it was a huge conspiracy, and at the same time he lowered his hat brim, and the broken hair above his ears was a little itchy, but it was fine and still there.

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Chuya: Youth is the new fashion in Port Mafia?Is the world crazy?