Career choices for superhumans

Mori Ogai nodded to Akutagawa, who was already proficient in relying on his own head, and then pressed the button, and this afternoon's news appeared on the projection behind him.

"At three o'clock this afternoon, a gangster held a woman hostage in the street. The woman shook her head frantically in panic, and even scratched the gangster's hand holding a knife with her hair and scratched the other person's face. save themselves."

Following the host's words, a woman shaking her head in horror appeared on the screen. Her hair was thrown out vigorously. It should be just the softest strands of hair, but it was drawn like a sharp knife to her back and held The man with a sharp knife and a fleshy face can only hear the sound of a whip breaking through the air.

The woman screamed loudly: "Don't! Don't!"

The fleshy man shouted: "Help! Help!"

The scene was very chaotic, and for a while it was not clear who was the murderer and who was the victim.

After 10 minutes, the police arrived and took control of the situation, and rescued the robber from under the woman's frantic hair. The man was crying and thanking the police for saving his life.

Osamu Dazai: ...

Ryunosuke Akutagawa: ...

[The next hairstyle is still not lost. 】

At this time, don't think about the useless desire to win.

Reporter: "How do you do this?"

The hostage woman has calmed down after being comforted: "I am still in doubt. I just went to XXX barber shop to have my hair done at one o'clock today. Before that, I never found that my hair can be used as a weapon."

The news ended here, and Mori Ogai turned off the screen, looking at Osamu Dazai who was deep in thought.

Mori Ogai continued, "This is not the first news like this."

"According to the information from the intelligence agency, the barbershops where this incident happened all used the same batch of styling water and pomade." Mori Ogai said and took out a bottle from the drawer. He did not throw it to Osamu Dazai, but With a wave of his hand, one of his subordinates knelt down in front of him.

Mori Ogai asked him to use styling water to shape himself. It is difficult to look good without a mirror, but it was only for demonstration purposes, and there is no need to make it handsome. After waiting for about 2 minutes, after the styling water took effect, Ogai Mori asked Osamu Dazai to try it himself.

Osamu Dazai kicked the opponent to the wall as usual, his hair is not shaped like a hammer like Akutagawa Ryunosuke, but a kind of hedgehog head, next to the hole made by Akutagawa Ryunosuke, Three small holes were pierced.

[As far as size is concerned, it is still impressive. 】

The hairstyles I created were not intended for this kind of comparison.

Saiki Kusuo was a little speechless, and had a deeper understanding of Akutagawa Ryunosuke's character, but he was inevitably a little proud.

It doesn't refer to the victory or defeat on the hairstyle he made for Akutagawa Ryunosuke, but about this incident.

As long as he handles it fast enough, the overturned car will never catch up with him.

Natural disasters such as earthquakes, typhoons and tsunami, if the final calculated loss is only the port mafia, I am afraid it will cause even greater commotion. It's better to change your mind.

When Saiki Kusuo was experimenting with Akutagawa Ryunosuke in various ways in Dazai Osamu, he first found out that barbershops and even supermarkets in Yokohama used the same batch of styling water and pomade.

This workload seems to be a lot, and it is not a problem for Saiki Kusuo, who is short on time. In fact, he only selected a few, and the focus is on barbershops that take out unopened styling water.

Except for Yokohama, he has tampered with all over Japan and even the whole world.

Countless barbershops were involved, and jet lag was involved, so if I hadn't calculated it deliberately, I wouldn't know that "Justice Barbershop" started first.

But even if he was the first to be found out, it would be unbelievable just to think about it carefully.

Unless someone has multiple abilities, such as teleportation and making the setting effect of the setting water awesome, it is impossible to do this at all, but then again, since they are so powerful, why are they obsessed with doing this? What a prank.

After all, there are very few existences like Saiki Kusuo who are obviously super strong but want to be an ordinary person.

"So there are a lot of 'hair injury incidents' in one day?" Osamu Dazai blinked and asked.

"That's a good summary, Dazai," Mori Ogai said.

"In addition to Yokohama, there are Tokyo and Kanagawa. Information from abroad has not yet been transmitted."

Even the port mafia, which has many supernatural beings, has done a good job of intelligence work in the country, but it still has some troubles abroad. If it is deliberately covered up, it will be hard to say.

"I have already bought the same batch of unsold styling water from the raw material factory." Mori Ogai said.

Dazai Osamu was not surprised that Mori Ogai acted fast enough. If not, it would be difficult to restore the devastated port mafia to what it is now.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke has remained silent. Although he still doesn't know what happened, he clearly knows that the matter may not be as simple as cutting his head.

Only Saiki Kusuo wanted to say, this is really just an ordinary modeling, don't think so complicated.

Mori Ogai continued to make a phone call, and soon there was a knock on the door. A man came in, wearing a pair of glasses. His bangs were clearly raised up with pomade, but the ends of his hair were not treated accordingly. Tilting up, looking at the serious and serious look, "Boss, what do you need to order?"

He saw that Osamu Dazai and Ryunosuke Akutagawa didn't have much expression on his face, he nodded slightly towards them, and said hello to Osamu Dazai.

"Ango Sakaguchi from the port intelligence department." Mori Ogai introduced, "Well, Dazai should know."

Osamu Dazai nodded, "The ability is 'Fallenism', which reads the memories left on the items."

This ability is very similar to Saiki Kusuo's spiritual divination, but obviously Saiki Kusuo's ability is stronger. He can even touch a book and know everything about the author from writing it to his hand , even if he touches a person, he can perceive everything the other party perceives.

After the special gloves he had been wearing broke and touched Reita Totsusu, he saw ghosts swarming around the superpowers in his room, which was comparable to seeing cockroaches.

But even if it is not as good as Saiki Kusuo, Sakaguchi Ango's ability should not be underestimated, otherwise he would not have quickly climbed from an unknown junior to the top leader of the intelligence department, he can see the end of the person who touched this stereotyped water who is it.

"That's rude." Ango Sakaguchi lifted his glasses up and touched the setting water on the table.

After waiting for a while, he withdrew his hand, his face didn't change at all, and his voice didn't fluctuate.

"It's a woman with red hair and wearing a pair of sunglasses, so I can't see the specific appearance."

Ango Sakaguchi said hesitantly, he did not lie.

But there is actually a saying called "I foresaw your thoughts".

Saiki Kusuo also has the ability to predict, but his ability is a passive skill. It is a mystery when it is triggered, and it is even more impossible to rely on this to guess the lottery and win big prizes, buy coffee jelly for a lifetime, and sleep on the coffee jelly .

It's just that the heart of defense is indispensable, just keep these words in mind.

Knowing that this is a world of supernatural powers, there are many strange supernatural powers. He only needs to study himself a little bit, and use his own supernatural powers as a basis to judge what abilities other people may have.

Naturally, this ability to read the memory attached to objects will not be left behind. After all, this ability is the same as Saiki Kusuo's telepathy, and it can be transformed into spoilers one after another, with a strong sense of existence.

But things still need to be done properly, so Saiki Kusuo turned into Saiki Kusuo, and also made some changes, not only wearing a red wig, but even a pair of sunglasses to ensure that no one can recognize himself.

"Did the other party know your ability after you made a cross-dressing?" Mori Ogai pointed to the table with a pensive expression.

[Is it a conspiracy against the port mafia? 】

As a leader, don't overdo it.

Fortunately, there was a smart person present, Ango Sakaguchi said: "It's unlikely, it should be prepared in advance."

[In addition to hardening the material of the setting lotion, judging from that speed, it should also have the ability to teleport. 】

[Plural abilities? 】

[This kind of ability needs to be reported to the Supernatural Secret Service Division. 】

Ability Secret Service Division.

There is no special news on the Internet, but you can probably tell what department it is from the name.

Saiki Kusuo raised his eyebrows, obviously obtained other information from the stereotyped water, but these were not disclosed to Mori Ogai, it was definitely a fake port.

"So, what does she want to do?" Mori Ogai asked as if talking to himself.

"Maybe it's just a prank." Osamu Dazai shrugged, "It's really boring."

"A prank?" Mori Ogai smiled, "Well, let's keep paying attention first."

[Someone will help me find her. 】

Ango Sakaguchi said to Mori Ogai, "Boss, if there is nothing wrong, can I resign first? There is still a lot of work in the intelligence department."

He obviously has careful thoughts, but his mind is full of work, and he really doesn't understand the current spy agency's thinking, but Saiki Kusuo thinks that the other party needs a twenty-five-year-old hairstyle.

Mori Ogai nodded, and Ango Sakaguchi bowed to Mori Ogai before leaving.

This acting skill, I have to say that there is a need to learn.