Career choices for superhumans

Dazai Osamu froze, and at the same time, Saiki Kusuo who was in midair also began to feel serious.

finally coming?

A comment from an outsider other than Oda Sakunosuke and Dazai Osamu.

It is also necessary to listen to things like passers-by's feedback occasionally.

Osamu Dazai turned into a Q version, "Mr. Mori, I am already 17 years old, and I am still a boy."

As Osamu Dazai adopted him when he was young, Mori Ogai immediately understood the meaning of his words, "I'm also very picky," paused, and put another finger on his lips, "You can't talk nonsense with Alice-chan about this."

"Otherwise my reputation will suffer."

[If I get involved with Dazai, even I find it a bit unbearable. 】

"Hey, anyway, everyone knows that the boss of the port mafia is a lolicon."

"In comparison, my reputation is more important."

"Do you have such a thing?" Mori Ogai was very suspicious.

"I'll be hurt too." Osamu Dazai smiled and held his heart together, "Mr. Mori suddenly mentioned the matter of hair, and even I was caught cutting my hair after wrapping it in a bandage, it's hard not to let people associate it Bar."

[Sure enough, the youth that came from the shop before was an illusion? 】

"It's wrapped in bandages, but generally speaking, if there are bangs, they will fall out." Mori Ogai said, "Dazai, it doesn't seem like the type who will remove the bangs and only leave his forehead."

[Since taking in Dazai until now, I have never seen him give up his bangs. 】

[When I was young, I also looked like that kind of spooky earth-bound spirit. 】

"I met an unfamiliar barber," Osamu Dazai said, puffing up his cheeks slightly, "I said I'd just cut it shorter, but it was brutally murdered."

"Actually, the technique is pretty good." Mori Ogai looked Dazai up and down, covered his mouth and chuckled, "Even with a bandage on, it looks like the kind of thing that happens when your head hits the door frame when you're playing basketball. The type of blood that's still shouting 'Victory must be ours'."

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai showed a disgusted expression, "If I simply kill myself with a basketball, I'm probably fine."

Mori Ogai didn't say anything more, "Anyway, this is the way it is, Dazai needs to be well prepared."

Osamu Dazai nodded disinterestedly, "Then I will take my leave first."

Mori Ogai waved his hand, and Osamu Dazai immediately turned around and ran away without any hesitation.

【Dazai, are you hiding something? 】

Looking at Osamu Dazai's back, Mori Ogai showed a thoughtful expression.

[Want to investigate? 】

From the simple conversation, Saiki Kusuo didn't know any news about Dazai Osamu's supernatural powers, but Mori Ogai should be said to be the leader of the port mafia. Such a head can see through the short hair, and made a very good evaluation.

Youthful, after all, it is a work of art from superpowers.

But let's stop here on the topic of investigation.

Saiki Kusuo narrowed his eyes, and a "banana" appeared in his hand. This is the ability to erase memory. As long as you hit the head with this "banana", the original memory will be erased. The online memory cannot be completely eliminated, only the key words in it will be replaced.

Because it is not used for work, this kind of practice is the same as the behavior of taking advantage of the loopholes before, but this is limited in the control of thinking. If Saiki Kusuo made "Everyone should come to my shop for a haircut" ", even if the Mediterranean is shaved, there will always be a few people who are satisfied.

Hey, hey, no matter how I say it, I won't shave Mediterranean.

This is the product of Osamu Dazai's own experiments.

The evaluation is still youthful.

However, because this would make no sense, he still chose amnestics over simpler mind control.

Moved the hands and feet of the monitor, Saiki Kusuo was originally invisible, but the opponent is the boss of the mafia or has special abilities, so we must be more careful. He used the "teleportation" ability to appear in Mori Ogai Behind him, he knocked hard without any pause.

Being hit by an external force, Mori Ogai was stunned for a moment, but due to the additional mechanism of "amnesia", he would not be suspicious when he was hit.

He blinked, a little confused, Saiki Kusuo just deleted the information about the investigation of Osamu Dazai, but it seemed to be replaced with something else strange.

Mori Ogai stroked the two whiskers on his hair.

【Dazai's hair is really well cut, how about I get a haircut too? 】

How did he extend so many sentences from the word "investigation"?

And it should be said that he is the leader of the port mafia. Although "investigation" and "haircut" are two different things, they will both extend to the final stage of meeting Saiki Kusuo.

Saiki Kusuo's palm suddenly became hot, and a flash of light flashed, and a yellow card appeared in front of his eyes, although it was shining golden, but it was actually a yellow card.

Although he didn't take the initiative, Mori Ogai did have the idea of ​​wanting a haircut because of his ability.

Received a yellow card.

However, considering that sometimes superpowers are not under the control of Saiki Kusuo himself, in a world, there are three yellow card warnings, and if there is a red card, Saiki Kusuo loses his bet, and his future career is to save the world.

It's already like this, and Saiki Kusuo doesn't intend to continue, nor does he think about going back to Mori Ogai's time before the "amnestic erasure".

If Sen Ou came to cut his hair, he would also like to cut off the two whiskers of a certain insect, which is too unsightly.

He turned his attention back to Osamu Dazai, hoping to get information about his abilities. By the way, as a barber, it is also important to collect other people's evaluations.

Osamu Dazai walked out of the chief's office on the top floor, and all the members of the port mafia standing beside him bowed their heads respectfully.

Originally, I was fishing for fish in my heart, such as [Ah, my back is itchy. 】

[Why are you still off work? 】

Something like [Ah, it’s Mr. Dazai, it’s scary. 】

It can be seen that the prestige is very heavy.

Leaving aside whether these people would notice Dazai Osamu's cut hair wrapped under the bandage, they didn't even have the courage to look up at Dazai Osamu, so it was difficult to get any comments on the hairstyle.

Moreover, if it is wrapped like this, and it can be detected that Osamu Dazai has cut his hair, except for people who are thoughtful like Mori Ou, then there are only close friends, or only enemies who want him to die.

Saiki Kusuo was about to give up asking for comments and instead learn about Dazai Osamu's abilities from other mafia members, but at this moment, a voice gnashing his teeth came from a distance, "Bastard mackerel!"

The speed of that person was very fast, he was still far away but he immediately appeared in front of Osamu Dazai, "You guy, you played tricks on me again, right?"

From the windbreaker that he was not wearing well, and the hat, but the most obvious thing was his height, Saiki Kusuo knew who the other party was, Chuya Nakahara, whom he had seen in the video before.

"Eh?" Dazai Osamu danced his hands into kelp, "I didn't give you wrong information either."

"Using specious statements caused my misjudgment." Zhong Yuanzhong also gritted his teeth.

[This guy actually led me into the enemy's base camp. 】

"What does it matter?" Osamu Dazai spread his hands, "For Chuya, an enemy of this level is not easy to deal with."

"Hmph." As if being tamed, Zhongyuan Zhong also snorted and turned his head, and said harshly, "If there is a next time, bastard mackerel, I will definitely kill you."

"I don't want to be killed by a dark dwarf."

"I'm still growing, bastard!"

No, it's impossible.

It’s not that Saiki Kusuo intentionally wanted to measure Nakahara Chuya’s bones, but just staring at others for five seconds will turn them into skeletons. I also helped to look at them. Basically, the bones have been finalized, that is, they are only 1.6 meters long in this life. It's over.

"However," Nakahara looked up and down Dazai Osamu, and stopped his gaze on his head, "it feels a little strange."

【A chill like Osamu Dazai ran to cheerleading youthfully. 】

Saiki Kusuo thought carefully about whether he had newly triggered some illusionary ability when he cut his hair.

Why are one or two associations so strange.

"I cut my hair a little bit." In front of Chuya Nakahara, Osamu Dazai's rhetoric was completely uncertain, "I found a good barber shop. For Chuya, do you want to try it?"

Nakahara also only felt that there was a capital "dangerous" written on the top of Osamu Dazai's head. He took a step back and lowered the brim of his hat with his hand, "Don't make me sound like you have such a good relationship."

[Mackerel wouldn't have agreed with the barber to shave my head bald, damn this guy, he would never fall for his tricks! 】

"That's a pity. A good hairstyle will make you look taller." Osamu Dazai said.

"I don't want this kind of false height!"

But in my heart is...

[Really?Want to change your hairstyle? 】

It's so deceiving, Zhongye Zhongyuan.